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2009

31

Mar

DJ AM and His American Apparel Model Girlfriend Celebrate his Birthday of the Day

It was DJ AM’s birthday the other day and he went out for dinner with his girlfriend, American Apparel model I make fun of, because the only thing my wife ever modeled was a shit stained mattress for some art project I did when I took an adult ed course for my Welfare program. So everyone go wish him a happy birthday, I hit him up on Twitter, just to say “hey man, let’s laugh about all that mean shit I say about you, cuz it’s just jokes, and happy birthday, send me nudes of Jessica Stam, Cuz I know you have them”, and he just ignored me and I take that shit personal. I was trying to reach out, make good and use his birthday as a jump-off to a long lasting friendship, and he just shunned me and that would hurt if I had emotions.

I know, there’s no pussy in this post, but I am just wakin’ up and working on it. Relax you fucking pigs.

Posted in:Birthday|DJ AM|Girlfriend

2009

30

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

You didn’t think I’d pay a bum 2 dollars to show me his dick and not actually post it. Scroll the fuck down you homos cuz there’s nothing better than cheap bum cock.

I got this email by my favorite reader and I figured I’d help him out because not only has he brought me hours of joy by starring in the movie Ski School, but he also sends me nice emails every couple years letting me know he still reads me and by pretending I am still relevant and for that I love him…..

Hello idol of mine…

I have this weird art/political project called Bill of Rights – Security Edition. It’s the Bill of Rights, printed on a playing card sized piece of metal. When you go to the airport, take one so it sets of the metal detector and the TSA confiscates the Bill of Rights.

I know you guys in Canada love the government so you can wait in lines to get the tumors removed that you get from drinking too much beer, but here in the United States, several of us still hold on to the notion that giving up freedom for safety is wrong and we’d rather get blown up in a plane hijacked by a religious zealot than have our toothpaste removed from our carry-on luggage. 


Get a free cavity search the next time you travel:
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As always… Rock on! I love you.

Here is bum cock….

Here are my links….

Who Cares If Gisele is a Baby Robber, She is Half Naked and That’s All That Matters
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There Was a Sex Scene in Twlight Afterall
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Jessica Biel Hoe or House Wife?
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Women Know Your Limits Or Else
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Okay Here is PROOF Paris Hilton Has Herpes
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Iron Man Versus Bruce Lee Made My Depressing Day Better
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Pole Dancing Made Easy
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The Final Frontier is Way Dirtier Than You WOuld Have Ever Imagined
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Ariel’s Gallery is What Red Headed Dreams Are Made of
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And I Thought My Place Way a Shithole
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Striptease of the Day
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Here’s Some More Photos of the Shamwow Dudes Hookers
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Screw Madonna
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I Had No Idea Bruse Willi’s Girlfriend/New Wife Was So Bangable
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Kelly Brooke + Bikini + Hard Nipples = Thumbs Up From Me
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I’m Gonna Hate Myself For Saying This, But Jennifer Lopez is Looking Kind of Hot
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Paris Hilton Looks Like a Cupcake I’d Like To Punch in the Face
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Queen For a Day…or Something
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Alison Angel is in the Pool
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Baby Sitter is Rubbing One Out on the Couch
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Brynn Likes to Get to Know Herself
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Penny Cruz is Topless in Her New Movie – VIDEO
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Ziggy is More Talented Than Most of the Assholes I Know
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I Love These 80’s Excercise Videos, What Can I Say
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God Damn Sophies Tits Are Amazing
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Behind the Scenes At a Topless Shoot
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A Shitload of Cunts at the Kids Choice Awards
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Paris Infects the Atlantic Ocean with Her Disease
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Puma Suede and Kelly Taylor Get It On
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Keith Richards is Completely Insane
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Candy Spelling Hates Her Daughter Tori, So That’s One Thing We Have in Common
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Mark Vos Can Ride a Bike Better Than You or I
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lady GaGa Will Sign Your Penis
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Somethings, Once You Do Them, They Can’t Be Undone
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The 5 Greatest Rock Star Deaths of All Time
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Fruit is Better With Cottage Cheese
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Put Your Faith in Something You Can Believe In
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Top 10 Pussy Boasts in Rap….
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Topless Chicks in Some Ad Promoting a Club in Israel
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The Weirdest Promo Pic for a Kids Show – EVER.
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How about a couple of young girls making out….in video
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BONUS – THE BEST SITE IN THE FUCKING WORLD – I AM SERIOUS
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….


Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

30

Mar

Girl Next Door Bridget’s Tits of the Day

I don’t really feel like writing bullshit on bullshit people who use their pussies to get ahead, you know who have no self respect and just see fucking with a really old, powerful man, as the easiest way to make it, which I guess makes sense since he pays well and since they usually don’t have fathers of their own to give them that love and support they need, otherwise they wouldn’t crave the attention they get from their tits, and they wouldn’t let bad men with a list of false promises in their pussies. But I guess that’s what makes the world go ’round. We’re all fucking sleazes, dirty fucking pigs, and the only place you’ll find wholesome is at some Amish community and those bitches aren’t too familiar with modern life, so the second you kidnap them, they get carried the fuck from all the stimulation of society, that they become fucking whores, so accept that fact and never respect pussy because it is EVIL…….

Posted in:Bridget Marquardt|cleavage|Slut|Tits

2009

30

Mar

Jennifer Garner’s Panties of the Day

Jennifer Garner has holes in her underwear, not because she’s poor, but because she’s a fucking slob. Rumor has it that her new baby was trying to bite his way back inside her womb, but I have a lot of trouble believing that, it probably has more to do with Afleck’s irish drinkin’ fists and prison rape fantasies, and really who cares.

Posted in:Jennifer Garner|Panties|Slut

2009

30

Mar

Christina Aguilera Wears Her Gaga Pants of the Day

I guess Christina Aguilera feels threatened by Lady Gaga, you know because that this ugly faced rat of a woman with a penis, who targets all the gays and Perez Hilton, is actually a huge fucking thing, and I am not talking about her penis, I am talking about her record sales, despite her having no business being famous, so that’s why she decides to dress like the motherfucker, and do surprise appearances at his Birthday party, because it’s her way of re-securing her position as a Gay Icon….

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Lady Gaga|No Pants

2009

30

Mar

Fergie Showin’ Off Her Stomach of the Day

It was Fergie’s birthday this weekend and here she is showing off her midsection.

Speaking of birthdays, I went to Lady Gaga’s birthday performance, a friend of mine snuck me in, and I realize that I used to rag on Fergie about being a tranny, but that was before I had experienced Lady Gaga, who makes Fergie look like Emily Post’s poster girl of femininity. You know the kind of girl you look at and think about how good of a mother and wife she must be, and not the kind of girl you think has a dick.

Either way, Gaga was like watching a horrible drag show, where she talked about how sexy she is, about money and being famous all while hiding her mangled face behind various masks, because bother her and her record lable know she needs to keep that mess under wraps because she’s a fucking monster.

I stood in the back, getting drunk, making fun of some band that opened from her that were on The Hills and who’s lead singer had a massive cold sore. I also made fun of the fags dressed like Gaga, the girl who thought she was Gaga and pretty much everyone else…so I had an amazing time, unfortunately Gaga didn’t die of a drug overdose on stage.

But I guess that’s got nothing to do with Fergie or her midsection.

Posted in:Fergie|Stomach

2009

30

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Big Ol’ Tits of the Day

Oh shit – more Kim Kardashian. I figure writing about her once a day isn’t enough, I need to really just fixate on her, you know maybe change the site to only be about her, I’ll call it something like OfficalKimKardashian.com or some shit, and I’ll post all the exclusive stories about her, but I have a feeling that’s already gone down and is just another genius idea that I’ve slept on over the course of my life as a failure….

Posted in:Boobs|Kim Kardashian|Tits

2009

30

Mar

Keri Hilson on Lil’ Wayne’s Dick of the Day

I am not hating Keri Hilson or her new album. She’s some Rihanna lookin’ girl who sings with rappers and she’s got some song with Lil Wayne. They were on stage and she said something along the lines of “There’s Nothin’ Lil About This Wayne”, implying he’s got a huge cock, which I guess she would know, because that’s how she got signed in the first fuckin’ place. Good work girl, we all have dreams and gotta reach them somehow.

Posted in:Keri Hilson|Lil Wayne

2009

30

Mar

Sara Underwood and Her Bloat at a Party of the Day

Her name is Sara Underwood, she’s some Playboy playmate of the year chick who I’ve never heard of because Playboy isn’t spread eagled enough for me. She was hosting some party in Vegas, and she had her period bloat on. Not that that would stop me, I mean sex on your period is awesome, it’s the only way you can turn your bed into some kind of murder scene lookin’ shit, that won’t get you arressted, I mean unless you use pig’s blood or something, but it doesn’t really have the same effect.

Posted in:Bloated|Playboy|Sara Underwood|Slut

2009

30

Mar

Amanda Bynes Showin’ Off Her Leg of the Day

Amanda Bynes was out showing off her legs, as she does, because it takes focus off her stupid lookin’ head, I guess it’s really all she has time for these days, you know since she’s not working and all, but still managing to hold onto that little fame flame she once had when she was 12. I don’t actually know who Amanda Bynes is or what she does, so maybe she is actually working, you’ll have to check IMDB for that, because I am not really interested enough to go that deep, I am however interested in going balls deep, but unfortunately for her, in my case, we’re stuck in the shallow end. If you know what I mean.

Posted in:Amanda Bynes|Legs