2009
30
Mar
Anna Kournikova did some ads for K-Swiss. I didn’t realize K-Swiss was still around. I haven’t seen that shit since the gangsters in my neighborhood stocked up on them back in the late 90s because they were on sale. Does anything more really need to be said about this? I don’t think so.
Posted in:Anna Kournikova|K-Swiss|Photoshoot
2009
30
Mar
Vanessa Hudgens was wearing shorts, when fans started throwing Q-Tips at them, only to have one land in her hair. My god. The scandal. This is such a big fucking deal, it’s like the time I took a shit and saw a condom floating in the toilet. I couldn’t figure out if it was something I ate, or something that was left behind after getting a little too carried away with that tranny prositute, or maybe it was just something that was “floating” around in the toilet before I ended up on it. I mean, maybe my condom story is a little worse, because of that whole AIDS thing, and this Q-Tip is some candy-coated Hollywood bullshit, but that doesn’t change the fact that I wouldn’t use a condom with Hudgens, or Effron for that matter. Not because I’m gay, but because he is….
Posted in:Hair|Legs|Q-Tip|Shorts|Vanessa Hudgens
2009
30
Mar
Fuck. The last thing I want to do is write about these celebrity idiots. Not because I don’t care about them, but because I really don’t give a fuck about them. It’s like totally irrelevant to my life, and I am convinced the general public’s interest in them is slowly dropping off, because guess what, we have our own lives to live, and obsessing over Kim Kardashian’s big fucking ass, or whehter she has an eating disorder, whether she’s just lazy, or whether she’s a spoiled fucking cunt who has no business being famous, but who fucked on camera to get there, like a good dirty little whore, and I am not just saying that cuz her skin is brown and looks like she rolled in mud for a few fucking hours like the pig that she is, I say that cuz she doesn’t use condoms.
On a side note, Nice work out clothes though, I almost believed you work out, I mean except for the fact that you’re fat.
Posted in:Ass|Fat|Kim Kardashian
2009
30
Mar
If you’re wondering why I am taking so long to post pictures, it’s because I paid a homeless dude 2 dollars to let me take a picture of his dick. I am now wondering if that makes me gay or not, but after lookin’ at these pictures of Kelly Brook, some UK model no one cares about, and her ridiculous tits, I realize, I’m definitely not, I just like exploiting the desperate, no matter what gender they are. Here she is in some staged bikini/bathing suit pics.
Posted in:Bathing Suit|Beach|Bikini|Kelly Brook
2009
28
Mar
I got drunk, otherwise I would have put these up yesterday, but noon rolled around and I figured I needed to go on a bit of bender since it had been at least a week since my last one, so I started off soft, you know a couple of beers in the park, but it lead to me not really remember much of anything that happened, other than scaring a few girls, touching a few girls inappropriately and even bringing some random girl home with me who my wife wasn’t too impressed by, but fuck her, she always ruins my fun.
Now I hate people who tell drunk and high stories, like they’re living some crazy life that everyone is missing out on. I just want to make it clear that I am not that guy, my nights out drinking aren’t awesome and outrageous that I can’t believe happened, because I can hardly even remember them. They are just self destructive, because I have trouble saying no and because I am a wounded bird, mend me.
I just have nothing else to say. But I do have stepLINKS.
That Shamwow Meth Head Beat The Shit Out Of Some Prostitute
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Jessica Alba’s Hottest Pics
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Being A Home Alone Virgin Doesn’t Have to Be So Lonely
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Does Anyone Else Love Mega Man As Much As I Do?
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Iron Man Versus Bruce Lee
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Apparently Fat Dippin’ Is All The Rage
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A Movie With Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise Would Make Me Want to Stab My Eyes Out
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Fergie is Going Bald or Some Shit
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Will Arnett is Funny As Shit and I Don’t Know Why He Isn’t More Famous
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Lizzy is Lovely
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Wales Looks Like Quite the Vacation Spot
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Striptease of the Day
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John Mayer Can Take His Twitter and Shove It Up His Ass
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Audrina Patridge’s New Denim Campaign REALLY Makes Me Want to Go Out and Buy a Pair of Jeans
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The Sluts on Dancing With the Stars Are Dropping Like Flies
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Louise Redknapp is Kind of See Through See Through
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Katie Holmes is Back to Looking Completely Disgusting Again
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Like Paris Could Actually Settle Down With One Penis
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Carmen Electra’s Playboy Cover Shoot – VIDEO
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Jenni Gregg is Washing Her Car
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Padma Lakshmi Makes Sex With a Cheeseburger
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Mascott Takes Off a Cheerleaders Top
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Zusana’s Tits Are Out There
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Ana Beatriz Barros. Nuff Said
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Some Well Oiled Boobs
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If This is a Joke, They Are Funny
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A Little Beyonce is Usually Easy On the Eyes, Except That There is No Such Thing As a Little Beyonce
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Some Vintage Dita Von Tease
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Madonna Dumped Jesus, I Only Hope She is Now Dating a 12 Year Old
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Good Grief Khloe Kardashian is Scary
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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40 Celebs Caught Picking Their Noses….
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Economic Crisis Making More Girls Turn To Taking Off Their Clothes…
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20 Amateur Hot Girls
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Cheerleaders of the 2009 NCAA Sweet 16
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Audrey Bitoni is Oh So Sexy
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Amateur Heaven
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Smell Like a Dirty Yet Glamorous Tranny
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And That’s What You Get, You Emo Fuck
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Double Decker Taco
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Why Does Kelly Clarkson Keep Telling Us She Is NOT a Lesbian?
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Some Celebrity Underwear Auction
http://popbytes.com/archive/2009/03/celebrity_underwear_now_up_for_auction.shtml
The Most Popular Shows in America Will Make You Want to Blow Your Head Off
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Go Fuck Yourself
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Girl and Her Ass/Tit/Panty/Black Boyfriend Shots
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Some Asian in Some Professional Bush Pictures
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….
Posted in:stepLINKS
2009
27
Mar
I wrote this about Amy Winehouse’s panties last week….
I am kinda surprised to see Amy Winehouse wearing panties, I figured that her rotting vagina just kinda closed up on her and dried out meaning there wouldn’t really be a point. Maybe I just think like that because she’s pretty fucking busted looking and I like to pretend she doesn’t have female genitals because it helps keep me straight, but that’d be a lie, since I’d pay to fuck this bitch and bitches that look a hell of a lot worse than her, but I wouldn’t pay much.
That said, if you’re wondering why she went with black pair and not the white pair, it’s because before she put these on, they were white….bad joke, sure, but that doesn’t change the fact that I am really curious what shoving my face in her crotch would smell like, and what would happen if someone was to insert garden hose, PVC pipe, licorice or any tube into her, and I got the opportunity to take a hit of that pussy pipe.
I guess I’ll never know….
I still feel the same. I would love to wear that shit like a Halloween mask, just to see if it smells like death, or chemicals, or old period, or dried up cum, or anything that reminds me that I am still alive, that I still feel, that life isn’t this cold dark scary place I need to medicate myself to survive in, ya know….
Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Panty Flash
2009
27
Mar
So I’m trying to inject the site with a little positivity….and this is what I came up with….
Pam Anderson you look maternal. Not because you’ve got big enough to feed a third world country, because we all know that shit isn’t filled with milk, but with plastic, like some kind of science project for you kid’s science fair that will come in first fucking place, if you don’t mind just pullin them out of your top a little more for the judges, which you don’t.
You look like a good mother because you go grocery shopping, while other girls in your situation would just pass out all fucked up at 7 in the morning after an all night bender, forgetting where your kids are, but assuming the 24 hour nanny you hired, has everything under control.
For that, I celebrate you.
I don’t know if that was positive or not, I am still learning….
Posted in:Implants|old|Pam Anderson|Tits
2009
27
Mar
Hey 14 year old girl, I am all for you getting naked and fucking your boyfriends, because girls like you, who get naked, undstand the hustle, who know are horny and know they are a sex object and who know how to seduce motherfuckers like me to get male attention, by ending up nude, and in stupid situations while pretendin’ to be 18 at a club, where you’ve snuck out to for the night, while your parents were sleeping, or while they think you’re at your friend Jenny’s house or some shit,but do that shit off of the internet, because it’s illegal and I don’t want to go to jail because you’re a premature slut. Die.
Posted in:Kiddie Porn|Preteen Slut
2009
27
Mar
This video of the Stanky Leg is making the rounds of the internet, so I figured I’d throw shit up there to spread it around, because it is a good thing. I love black girls, I love how they move, I love how they shake their asses and I love how they don’t expect too much out of me, mainly because they don’t talk to me.
I just admire them from afar, or from pervert’s row at the stripclub, too scared to approach them, because I don’t know how they’ll react and that makes me all nervous and excited like a school boy telling a girl I have a crush on her for the first time, only to get rejected and develop a complex I’ll carry around with me for the rest of my life about confidence and selfworth, thanks for that Sally Forrester, you little pig tailed cunt.
BONUS – SOME MORE BIG BLACK ASS
Posted in:Big Black Ass|Stanky Leg|Video
2009
27
Mar
Here’s the kind of girl I like to get with, you know one who starts chats you up long enough that when the roofies kick in, you don’t look like a creep when you carry her out of the bar/drag her out of the bar from her hair.
The best part of the video is the crew’s reaction in studio.
