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2009

20

Mar

Some Teenage Girl Cheerleading Audtion Tape of the Day

There weren’t cheerleaders in my school, I don’t really even remember school, but I always thought they were important, not because they bring up morale and get the party started, but because they are usually not the hot chicks in the class, just the slutty ones who want as much male attention as possible, and that works for me. If anything they are the equivalent of strippers who just show off a little panty, but who you know don’t charge to grab their tits, so when I got this video sent in, I figured I’d post it, it’s Friday, we should be fucking celebrating.

Posted in:Cheerleader|Teenage Girl

2009

20

Mar

Amy Winehouse Flashes Her Panties of the Day

I am kinda surprised to see Amy Winehouse wearing panties, I figured that her rotting vagina just kinda closed up on her and dried out meaning there wouldn’t really be a point. Maybe I just think like that because she’s pretty fucking busted looking and I like to pretend she doesn’t have female genitals because it helps keep me straight, but that’d be a lie, since I’d pay to fuck this bitch and bitches that look a hell of a lot worse than her, but I wouldn’t pay much.

That said, if you’re wondering why she went with black pair and not the white pair, it’s because before she put these on, they were white….bad joke, sure, but that doesn’t change the fact that I am really curious what shoving my face in her crotch would smell like, and what would happen if someone was to insert garden hose, PVC pipe, licorice or any tube into her, and I got the opportunity to take a hit of that pussy pipe.

I guess I’ll never know….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|flash|Panty

2009

20

Mar

Bar Refaeli in Some Hot Lingerie Ad of the Day

I lost my mind last night. I was sitting next to my wife and she was chewing. Now I started getting really disgusted with her shit many years ago, but never did I feel the rage I felt with every smack of her cow lips. It’s like I wanted to throw her out the fucking window, but I knew I’d pull out my fucking back, or she’d get stuck and we’d have to call the fire department to sort it out, making the whole thing a much bigger deal than just giving her the scare she needs to stop chewing like that. I guess this is a sign that the passion is over and at least I have Jew sluts like Bar Refaeli to remind me that I suck at life.


Source – Via All Things Israel – Iamil.com

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Lingerie|Tits

2009

20

Mar

Fat Upper Pussy Area the Video of the Day

I just woke up and someone emailed me this video. It’s about the F.U.P.A. I have no idea when F.U.P.A became a mainstream, pop word to use for a GUNT, but I’ve heard people say it a lot so I assume it is in a movie or some shit, since people don’t have an original thought in their body and are forced to use references from movies for jokes.

Anyway, the shit’s pretty lame, but the ass is hot, and there’s never anything wrong with chicks washing your car in bikinis, unless those chicks look like my wife….

Posted in:Stupid Video|Viral Video

2009

19

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I wrote about this on twitter, but I’ll bring it back here because I don’t know what the fuck happened. I was walking my dog, walked into a store to get beer, the bitch yells at me, like I just gave her fucking AIDs or some shit so I keep walking, then 3 gangsters are filing into some sketchy jacked up gangster call, look at me and one of them calls me a fucking faggot. I think he was hitting on me. Gay Gangstas.

Here are my links.

You Say You Can’t Get Laid, I Say You Haven’t Explored Every Option
GO

Madonna and Gwenyth Paltrow Take the Tattered Vaginas Out on the Town
GO

The Batman Logo Revolution is Probably Of Interest at a Loser Like You
GO

The Hottest Girls Of Battlestar Galactica
GO

The Japanese Want to Be Ready for the ZOMBIE INVASON!
GO

Let’s Play Musical Chairs!
GO

Giorgia Palmas Shows Off Her Pro Lingerie Body
GO

Tell Me, What Isn’t Good About a Chick Firing a Gun
GO

Girl on Girl Action is the Kiss of Death…Let’s Hope That Holds True for Katy Perry
GO

Lisa Rinna is Desperately Trying to Get on TV
GO

Melissa Take It All Off
GO

Hey, It’s Better Than Smelling Like Shit, Right?
GO

This is a ridiculous viral video…
GO

The 2009 Douchebag Tournament – Place Your Votes Now
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Poor Liam Neeson and Family Returning Home…
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Rhianna Most Probably Has a Sex Tape
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I Love the Human Toilet
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Nicole Scherziner Thing’s She Is Hindu or Some Shit
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Noel Gallagher’s Ex Wife’s Disguting Panty Hose Upskirt
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Is This Jason Momoa & Lisa Bonet or Just a Couple os Homeless People
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Some Topless Greek Chick…
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Buy Your Child the Ocopussy Toy
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Everybody Hates Kristen Stewart
(Scroll Down For Video)
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Jordana Brewser Gallery
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Terkas Tits Make Her Curvey
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You Have To Kill Those Hours In Your Moms Basement Somehow
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Dancing Sluts Fight On Stage!!!
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Soccer Ref Slaps a Player. Why Didn’t He Just Give Him a Red Card
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Megan Mallone Wants to Play Shy
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TV Prank Reults in Therapy, No Biggie
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Dani & Alaura LEZ IT UP
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10 Sexiest Victoria’s Secret Ads of All Time
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Miley Cyrus Will Kill Your Family
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Michelle Bass Amazing Cleavage
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Two Lesbians Fill Their Asses With Dildos
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Hot Fake Tits USed to Sell Bullshit Product
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I Can Think of a Private Gig I’d Like to Invite Leona Lewis To
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Jamie Chung is In Maxim
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Some Alicia Silverstone Fall
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Chelina Manuhutu Will Make Your Bad Day Better
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Soda Super Hero
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Dinner is Served, and By Dinner, I Mean Pussy
GO

Swan Wedding Attack
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Edita Bent is a Stewardess I’d Like to Bend Over
GO

Who Knew Leighton Meister and Blake Lively COuld Look So Trashy? I LOVE IT!
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8 Million Dollars for Britney’s Bio is 8 Million Dollars Too Much
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Scarlett Johansson is a Stcuk Up Bitch
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Some Stupid Vegas Tits
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….


I need 100,000 followers, my life depends on it, tell your friends. Save me.

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

19

Mar

Miley Cyrus’ Taking a Shit Face of the Day

I am bored of the site right now, but figured I’d post these pictures of Miley in shit taking stance because they were uploaded and she reminds me of every young girl in my neighborhood who I follow home at night, not because I want to do anything menacing to them, but because I like to make sure they get home safe and aren’t doing anything to compromise their vaginas I plan on exploring when they turn 18 (….right….)….

Not that Miley would be the kind of girl I’d ever follow home, I’m just hoping she goes away, and maybe you won’t want to fuck her slutty ass anymore (promise ring makes the vagina off limits), if you are like most guys and get repulsed to the thought of a girl taking a shit. I’m talking to you exec at Disney who made her career.

Here’s the video…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Rebel|Slut|Tits

2009

19

Mar

Pink in Concert of the Day

Here’s Pink performing while dressed like some kind of rooster or some shit. I really don’t have anything to say about this shit because I am falling the fuck asleep. I got drunk and wondered the streets last night and pretty much nothing happened to leave me inspired, and this concert costume isn’t really helping, sure I could talk about the time I met a guy who used to fuck chickens, usually raw from the grocery store, sometimes cooked, once live and in its egghole at some underground hispanic cock fighting ring, and he’d always talk about how there’s no logic to using your hand when the world offers you so many resources when it comes to masturbation, but that never happened, but Pink in this outfit did.

Posted in:Concert|Performing|Pink

2009

19

Mar

Lindsay Lohan and Her Skinny Legs of the Day

Here’s some Lindsay Lohan with some skinny legs because she doesn’t eat much more than pussy and coke and I like it. The world’s got too many fat people, so maybe this bitch is onto something.

There is an amazing intensity that comes when you don’t eat for a few days, you know cuz your brain is lacking nutrients and your body is in some kind of hypoglycemic shock, that always keeps you on your motherfuckin toes, never really knowing what to expect, or whether you’ll be killed before they die of cardiac arrest.

Posted in:Legs|Lindsay Lohan|Skinny

2009

19

Mar

Avril Lavigne’s Dresses Like a 13 Year Old Cutter of the Day

I really can’t stand his emo teenage girl style. I find it too fucking put together, like some kind of bad high school production, it’s way too intense with way too many stars and skulls and variations of green and pink and black. I don’t understand how a girl can look at herself in the mirror and think that they look fucking awesome, but then again, they probably don’t, when they look in the mirror, they are usually crying, getting asymmetric haircuts, or cutting themselves because pain makes their dead souls alive. I get that 14 year old girls who are just getting their periods are hormonal and depressive and shit, but at 25 or whatever the fuck age Avril is, maybe it’s because she missed out on her youth, maybe it’s because she’s fucking lame and married, while lookin’ like a fuckin’ asshole. Speaking of asshole, I wonder where her husband’s hiding out.

Posted in:Avril Lavigne|Emo

2009

19

Mar

Russell Brand and Another Groupie of the Day

Comedian/Actor/Writer Russell Brand was seen kissing up with another groupie, a day after pictures of him in his underwear with some Asian hit. The reason he’s out hustling girls…because he can. Dude is a hot commodity internationally, and he’s gonna milk that as much as he can, and convince pussy everywhere they have a chance, while planning the next pussy to hit, until eventually, getting caught and locked the fuck down, married, have kids and end up doing it all over again, before getting caught and divorced only to do it all over again. I guess that is the empty cycle that is his life, I mean he’ll never find a soul mate because he’s always gonna be looking for fresher pussy, to share his love with the world, and as a man who has found his soulmate that’s a real tragedy, and by soulmate, I mean fat bitch who doesn’t turn me on, but covers my basic needs, and who has no self respect and lets me go out and do whatever the fuck I want only to come home and describe every single pussy I saw that wasnt hers. It’s pretty amazing.

Posted in:Groupie|Russell Brand