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2009

19

Mar

Rihanna Hits Up Some Club and Doesn’t Get Hit By Clubs of the Day

I love Rihanna, she’s the kind of girl who really understands a woman’s place in the world. I’m just kidding, I know the only reason she got beat is because she forget a woman’s place in the world and started acting the fuck up when she got insecure and thought Chris Brown was cheating on her, forcing him to defend himself from her crazy, punching, cunt behavior. The fact they are back together, just proves that she knew she was out of line.

Bonus – here’s another video of her car getting pulled over for being too black…

From the Archives…..

Rihanna’s Nipple Ring….
Rihanna Does KFC
Pussy Grabbin’ Concert Pics…
Rihanna in a Pretty See Through Bikini

Posted in:Heels|Hot|Legs|Rihanna

2009

19

Mar

Selita Ebanks Shows Off Tit at a Fashion Show of the Day

I’ve wanted to get with a black girl for as long as I can remember. Not an Aunt Jamima Ghetto girl who can beat the fuck out of me and steal my wallet, but a nice wholesome black girl, who is a lot more like a white girl with a tan, than a black chick in line at the fried chicken stand, you know one who is educated from money or adopted by white people, who doesn’t have a thick disgusting ass, five babies in line at Wal Mart and and a bad weave. You know one who smells like roses and who still knows how to shake her shit like she’s at some dancehall party simulating sex half naked or back in Africa running away from men with Aids trying to rape her.

I never seem to find what I am lookin for, but that’s cuz I only meet girls at the stripclub, and those black girls are usually pretty fuckin’ ghetto, but Selita Ebanks is more what I am lookin for.

From the Archives…..

Pictures from 2008 Sports Illustrated Issue
Victoria’s Secret Chicks Promoting Lingerie Last Year
Selita Ebanks in a See-Thru Top

Posted in:Fashion Show Tits|Selita Ebanks

2009

19

Mar

Carrie Underwood and Her Pink Ass of the Day

Here’s some shitty angles of Carrie Underwood’s ass in some pink sweatpants at the airport. She was on American Idol last night and I guess this was her working her way back to where it all started…I didn’t watch the bullshit because I don’t have a TV, but I can assume it was safe, boring, uneventful and that she was dressed pretty much the same, as to not piss off her hockey boyfriend who has broken her wholesome country girl act, despite being beat to her by Tony Romo, by making her lick his ass more than once.

At least that’s what someone close to the couple told me. It all stems back from when he was playing in the minor league.

No one actually told me that, I made it up because I had nothing to say about these pictures.

I am tired and hungry and uninspired.

I am sure you don’t care to read me whining.

How about I tell you a story about the time I banged a multi platinum talented recording artist.

Right…that never happened.

Oh well. Here are the pics.

From the Archives…..

Carrie Underwood Hiding from the Jumbotron…
Carrie Underwood in Some Shitty Bikini Pics
Carrie Underwood Does the Spice Girls

Posted in:Carrie Underwood|Pink Ass

2009

19

Mar

Gretchen Rossi in a Bikini of the Day

I’ve never seen the Real Housewives of Orange County, but it sounds like some superficial, materialistic bullshit that I think is ruining our world, so that’s why I have no idea who this chick is.

Based on her wikipedia page, she’s 30 and a piece of shit gold digger, who I guess the other vapid cunt housewives take under their old, weathered, labia reduction and other plastic surgery bodies and give her horrible selfish advice, while hating her for having her youth…or some shit….

Here’s what I found out about her….

However, she left the real-estate business after becoming engaged to a wealthy OC executive named Jeff Beitzel, who is 24 years her senior. Jeff has been married and divorced five times and has four adult children. Although Rossi confesses that Jeff was not her “type” and she was not physically attracted to him at first, she calls him her “Prince Charming” and chooses to nurse him after his diagnosis of acute leukemia, until his death on September 13, 2008

After season 4 ended, allegations surfaced that Rossi never had a sincere relationship with Jeff but was instead simply his paid caretaker. It is alleged that Rossi maintained a secret sexual relationship with another man.

I guess this is her other man, and the dead guy was just a tool for ratings, and I don’t understand why any of you idiots would watch this shit. You’re the cause of the fucking problem, this bitch is just a fucking vehicle to communicate crap and I wouldn’t mind my dick being a vehicle she rides, unfortunately, it’s more of a broken down moped rotting in the backyard, and not gonna get her anywhere, if you know what I mean….

Posted in:Bikini|Gretchen Rossi

2009

19

Mar

Shauna Sand is Topless on the Beach of the Day

Skinny, flat-assed Shauna Sand came out to play on the beach topless in these staged pictures.

She looks a hell of a lot better than usual, she’s got rid of the shitty plastic whore shoes but managed to keep shit trashy and keep her stripper genes proud by wearing Ed Hardy and rockin’ a skinny boy toy who likes Ed Hardy so much he got his favorite T-shirt tattooed on his shoulders. The whole thing stinks of vodka, crystal meth and HIV, but I’ve seen a lot worse out of slutty women like this in my life.

I don’t know. I could be horny. But I think she looks pretty hot and those fake tits look worth cumming all over. Yep. I’m just horny. Hey ladies.

FROM THE ARCHIVES….

Shauna Sand in a White Bikini
Shauna Sand’s Meaty Grey Vagina and Tits
Shauna Sand Panties At Some Ed Hardy Shit
Shauna Sand in a Bikini Riding Gay Shit
Shauna Sand in a See Through Dress

Posted in:Beach|Shauna Sand|Topless

2009

18

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

When people die, even if I am not happy they died, we do a thing called R.I.P. Motherfucker.

It’s hard now because I feel close to the death, since I was walking on the same cobble stone path as Natasha Richaradson was on Sunday, and even had a smoke outside her hotel she was staying at, without knowing she was there, but I feel like we had a connection and I should have jumped in there and told her “baby, don’t take that run, don’t take that lesson tomorrow, it’s gonna be bad”, but I didn’t.

So in a lot of ways, I killed Natasha Richardson by not listening to my inner psychic voice that said “some celebrity you’ve never really heard of is going to die here tomorrow”, instead I just thought I was losing my shit again and went for a beer amongst faggot skiers and their faggot wives.

So I just wanted to clear up rumors that Lohan killed her on the set of Parentrap, it just took a couple years to manifest and take the fall for Lohan on this one and I guess clear up rumors that there won’t be that Parentrap remake lohan’s been banking on, you know since it was the height of her career…but I hear Mike Lohan is still a fucking asshole….

You know, 45 is too young to die and I feel bad for her kids who will grow up without a mother and a husband who just lost the mother of his kids and to a woman who lost a life that she had many more years to do good in. So Good luck, Good night, and Good speed. Seriously, I’m gonna be bouncing off the walls all night…

PS – The header pic is Lady Gaga when she was an electro club act before going mainstream. I like her chubby little masculine fingers, they look like a real hit in the gay bathhouses she would have her after parties at.

Put a Slut Through College, And Be Happy You’re Helping the Future
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Octocrazy Opens Up Her House of Pussy to the World
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This Burger Grease Art is Making Me Hungry
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The 9 Hottest Irish Women
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Okay, Okay Here’s a Good St Patty’s Throwback a Day Late
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Remember Caprice? You Should
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I Knew Spider Man was Gay, I Fucking KNEW It
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House Arrest With Andy Dick
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Anne Angel is Pure Sex
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It’s Not My Responsibility to Get You Laid, But I Can Sure Try
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Is It Possible to Catch an STD From a Dog?
You Tell Me
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Ring of Fire My Ass
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Don’t Kid Yourself, No One Like a Virgin
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Striptease of the Day
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Can Someone Please Just Shoot Me in the Head Right Fucking Now?
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You Know the Economy is Bad When Playboy Starts Recycling Pics Spreads
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Natalie Imbruglia Upskirt
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Drew Barrymore WTF Are You Wearing?
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I Mean, Who Doesn’t Want to Kill Britney Spears
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Julia Roberts is a Bitch
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Sleeper Sleeper Cells
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Melissa Midwest is Taking a Bath
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LeAnn Rimes is Cheating On Her Gay Husband
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Titty Bounce Hypnosis
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Fuck You and Your Hummer
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Women Just Can’t Park Cars
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Shawna Less is As Good As It Gets
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Pizza Delivery FAIL
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For Sale, Great Deal
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Brutal Gymnastics Accident
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Some Bikinis For a Cloudy Day, And By Cloudy Day, I Mean Shitfest That is My Life
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Nell McAndrew is Topless
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Miss Belgian Alizée Poulicek is in Trouble and It’s Cause of These Photos
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Sarah Jessica Parker is So Fucking Ugly Man
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This Slut From American Idol is Kind of Bangable
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Mellissa At the Bridge
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The Slut Apple Doesn’t Fall Far From the Slut (In Law) Tree
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Sesame Street Breaks Down Bernie Madoffs Ponzie Scheme
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Family Photo To Remembers
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For All Those Assholes Out There Who Think Their Votes Mean Something
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Edgar Frog is Back?!
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Isabel is Playing
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Some Dude Punched his Mom in the Face After Getting Caught Jerking Off
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Some Whores Being Whores
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The Guido Face NEver Changes
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….


I need 100,000 followers, my life depends on it, tell your friends. Save me.

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

18

Mar

Bree Olson in PG Porn of the Day

I love Bree Olson, I am thinking about driving out to see her this weekend as she does a feature show in Canada. I figure a free lapdance for the toilet video I posted last week, would do me some good and here she is in some PG Porn for Spike, I don’t find this shit the best thing on the internet, but it’s clever enough. You know playin’ on the whole Bang Bus shit, I should be making videos, but I’d rather go drink.

Posted in:Bree Olson|PG PORN

2009

18

Mar

Liverpool Fashion Week is Really Fashionable of the Day

I’ve been covering Liverpool Fashion Week because I find it funny, not because I think Liverpool is a fashion hub or because I am a fashionable person who cares about what’s going on in fashion and keeping up with what city is celebrating fashion any given week. I’ve been covering it because it’s a fucking joke.

It’s like a combination of all the fuckin’ trashy working class people who managed to make themselves relevant in the UK, coming out to compare their herpe scabs and no name outfits while chain smoking or some shit.

It is a fucking disaster and I love it.

Posted in:Liverpool Fashion Week|Trash

2009

18

Mar

PETA Pulls Another Stupid Naked Stunt of the Day

PETA always manages to piss me off, because they do these great naked stunts, but the people doing them are always hairy hippie bitches with sloppy fucking bodies who make me want to go out and stop testing my cosmetic line on animals, just to make them put some fuckin’ clothes back on. At least today they kept their underwear on, because these pregnant lookin’ vaginas have already seen enough of the fuckin’ world, and should be underwraps. At least PETA calls them out for what they are…Pigs.

Posted in:Naked|PETA|Stunt

2009

18

Mar

Shauna Sand Doing Some Maintenance of the Day

If you’re wondering how Shauna Sand maintains her beautiful appearance, it’s not just with investing a lot of money into botched plastic surgery, but the attention she spends on the little details, like getting manicures, gets her fake hair put in, puts her dirty make-up on, buying just the right dress from the discount bin at the sex shop and clear plastic platform shoes at the stripper supply store, which are apparently very expensive and therefore pretty fucking classy. You know being trashy and holding onto your useless sex appeal isn’t easy, it’s not just collecting welfare checks and beating your wife, it takes fuckin’ work. So next time you see a dolled up lookin’ whore that looks like a dead person, stop hatin’ and laughing and pull out 10 dolalrs and grab her useless tits.

Posted in:Maintenance|Shauna Sand