I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2009

23

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this funny email….

We request an immediate removal of your blog on Lesa Amoore posted last September in which you have made slanderous profane remarks, and have illegally posted photos that are copyright protected.
 
If you had spent any time on what you call her “fan” page, you’d realize that it is about her work as a photographer and a writer, not her modeling career- although achieving enough success to be on Vogue covers internationally in a highly competitive career is not something to be discounted.
 
On a personal note, that one could become so aggressively bitter over a polite note sent in response to a “friend” request on a social networking site, makes me truly sorry for your mother:  it must be incredibly disappointing for her to know that she raised a son that has no respect whatsoever for women, mothers, or himself, and has nothing better to do with his time than to create negativity in this world.
 

I have no idea what they are talking about or who this Lesa chick is, September was a long time ago, and real models and celebs don’t bother me, so her level of success is obviously questionable, like I reported but this was my response.

My mother is dead

On a personal note, I love how some useless cunt tries to threaten me to remove copyright material (my fucking writing) but feels the need to inject her personal opinion at the same time, like her opinion fucking matters. It’s just like a cunt who doesn’t know her place in the world, who probably should have never have been given access to a fucking computer, but who is probably ugly, because otherwise she’d occupy her time in a better way, and wouldn’t annoy people like me with her cunt opinion for calling some slut a slut because she uses her pussy to pay the fucking bills.

That’s what modeling is sweetheart and the real question is what Lesa’s mom thinks about her whore daughter prostituting herself, or is she just living out what momma taught her.

Here are my links….

Was Your Day As Fucking Shit As Mine Was? Relax a Little
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Kate Moss May Be a Selfish Bitch, But I’d Still Bang Her
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He’s a ScatMANSON!!
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I Would Most Def Bang Jessica Stroup and So Would You
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Is Keri Hilson a Ho or a Housewife?
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Everyone Needs a Cock Shot!!
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Reece Witherspoon Does Her Best to Pretend She’s Not Middle Aged, and Fails
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Yes, Jesus, Son of God, is a Moron
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Gabriela’s Gallery Makes a Bad Day Better
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Because The Duck Tape That Holds Your Blow Up Doll Together Won’t Hold That Much Longer
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Celebrities Riding Invisible Bicycles is Pretty Amazing
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Striptease of the Day
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Kanye West Has Some Brand New Jack Off Material
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Here’s Some Photos Of Joss Stone Making Out With Another Broad
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The On Kardashian Sister That Doesn’t Make ME Want to Puke
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How About a Britney Spears Camel Toe?
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Nicole Richie is a Wannbe Lady Gaga
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Next Time Katie Price Does a Photoshoot With Ponies, One of Them Better Be Fucking Her
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Lohan Pretty Much Pissed Away All Her Millions
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Eva Longwhoria is All Tied Up
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Introducing Beckie
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Guy Takes Out Sunbathing Girl With a Bucket of Shit – VIDEO
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And That’s What Happens When You Have Idiots For Friends
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Adriana is Getting Ready for Bed
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Find The True Love You Have Been Looking For, And By True Love, I Mean Pussy
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Daft Punk + Disney
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Why Emos Are Retarded
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Cindy CRawford is Pretty Much Naked
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Eva Mendes Lingerie
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Some Amateur Lezzies
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Lauren Conrad Pretty Much Sucks At Everything
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Bask in the Glory of Amanda Bynes Ass Cheeks
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Hanna Hilton Takes Off Her Lingerie
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This Jessica Simpson/Joe Simpson Father/Daught Molestation Relationship is Getting Fucking Weird
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Jane Goody is Dead
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David Letterman Just Ruine His Perfect Life
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A Collection of Banned Family Guy Clips
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It’s Official!!! MEGAN FOX AND DAVID 90210 ARE OVER!!
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Does Anyone Still Watch the Simpsons?
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The 5 Lamest Drinking Games Ever
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Jesus Fucking Christ! White Kids!!
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The Man A-Rod Was Fucking
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The 10 Worst Before they were Famous Commercials
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The Best Medical Condition to Marry – Sexsomniac
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Bonus – Some Brazilian Jungle Drums….

Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….Because I Spend Too Much Time on Twitter….


I need 100,000 followers and will cry / Suicide if I don ‘t get there…

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

23

Mar

Some Fashion Show Tit of the Day

I don’t mind models, you know especially if they are the bikini or lingerie kind, it means they usually have decent bodies, or at least bodies you’d want to see half naked, not that I don’t mind seeing any body half naked, at least once, because I think it makes me a better person. Unfortunately, in my line of poverty and almost homelessness, meeting bikini and lingerie models is about as common as one of my friends winning the lottery, sure it probably happens, but I haven’t seen it.

Here is some model busting out of her top at some Fashion Show…

Posted in:Fashion Show|Tit

2009

23

Mar

Who the Fuck is Alex Curran of the Day

Alex Curran is some WAG and that doesn’t mean she’s got a tail, it means she’s some UK Footballer’s wife. So when he’s out fucking groupies, she’s at home spending his money and the whole thing seems to work because he knows she’s just a whore with him because he’s a pro athlete, using him for his money, and she knows that if she wants to keep living the glamorous life of luxury, she’s gotta put up with his shit.

I keep seeing her name come up, so I assume that something’s going on in her personal life, I just haven’t managed to bother researching it, so if you have some time on your hand, you may want to look into that, or not, I mean who really gives a fuck…

Posted in:Alex Curran

2009

23

Mar

Scarlett Johansson’s Tits for Vogue of the Day

Scarlett Johansson has big tits. Everyone already knows that. Here she is in Vogue, showing them off. I am not sure what else you expect me to say about that. I mean I could go on about my wife’s big tits, or sucking big tits, or being in a grocery store and having a kid point at me and say look at his big tits, but I would rather just post this shit and forget about that little fucker and his making me self conscious.

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson|Tits|Vogue

2009

23

Mar

Megan Fox Showing Off Her Tits of the Day

Here is Megan Fox busting out of her shirt because I guess that’s how you maintain your position as one of the most desirable girls in hollywood, you know by showing off her tits. Makes sense to me.

I guess the only thing that works against her is that I don’t think a sex symbol who has sex with one of LA’s most pathetic men, I mean I am sure LA is full of losers, but this guy is high up there on the list of losers, becuase his claim to fame was 90210, and despite that shit being popular 15 years ago, it was popular 15 fucking years ago.

Megan Fox needs to drop the security blanket that is her old boyfriend who she’s been dating since she was 12, when he was still relevant, and start exploring the cock that anxiously awaits her, especially considering Brian Austin Green will be waiting for her to come crawling back, because let’s face it, dude’s got little else goin on for him.

Posted in:Megan Fox|Tits

2009

23

Mar

Katy Perry Licks Ice Cream and She Liked it…A Little Too Much… of the Day

Based on Katy Perry’s body type, I figure she likes licking ice cream more than she likes shoving her tongue down other girl’s throats, because she’s fat.

Despite popular belief, that’s got nothing to do with her being ugly, it just adds a little more reason to hate her and her success…

Posted in:Ice Cream|Katy Perry|Lick

2009

23

Mar

Brittany Gastineau and Her Disco Ball Tits of the Day

If you’re in the mood for some useless, rich breasts that are dressed like a disco ball, becaue when you’re useless and rich, your entire life is a fuckin’ party, and you like advertising that to the fucking world, while busting out of her dress. Then here you go.

I went to a stripclub this past weekend, because I was in the mood to see some useless, poor, struggling breasts that were dressed like they belong on the shelf in a ghetto sex shop, it wasn’t much of a party, because the fucking whores kept filing through to the creepy rapist motherfucker drinking perrier, who hadn’t showerd in a while, but clearly masturbated a lot, I could tell by his haircut.

So being rejected to the goodlookin’ guy, or the rich guy, or the friendly outgoing guy makes sense to me, and doesn’t fuck my self esteem, but when the strippers choose the rapist over you, you know it may be time to get out of those sweatpants…..

Posted in:Brittany Gastineau|Discoball|Tits

2009

23

Mar

Spring Break Loves Lil Wayne of the Day

So in case you didn’t know, a lot of people got herpes this past week, because it was spring break, and we all know what that shit’s all about. I didn’t go to any of these parties, I was a little under the weather and being that old guy at the party begging girls to let me do shots out of their trim little boxes is only going to be fun if I ever make myself famous, because that way they’ll actually let it happen, instead of reporting me to security.

Anyway, I saw this Lil Wayne clip and there’s a sea of fucking bikini clad pussy going insane for him, he can pretty much fuck every single one of these whores, and that’s gotta be a pretty good feeling, something I know you’ve never experienced.

That said, you should make yourself famous….

Posted in:Lil Wayne|Spring Break

2009

23

Mar

Tara Reid’s Lookin’ Hot of the Day

Tara Reid seems to be bringing back the good. You know she was a time when the only thing wrong with her was that she was fucking Carson Daly, then that ended and she just spiraled into some permanent spring break party, lookin’ haggard, depressing and pathetic, unable to hold down a job, then turning to shitty plastic surgery that I assume she got while jacked on pills in Thailand, cuz it was all she could afford at the time, resulting in her being publicly humilated when her numb tit fell out of her dress, and her battered lipo stomach that looked like she lost a fight with farm equipment, and throughout that time, I always wanted to fuck her, even when drunk, during a herpes outbreak, with some random frat boy’s sperm dripping out of her mangled pussy. She is pretty fucking hot.

Posted in:Hot|Tara Reid

2009

23

Mar

Christina Milian in a Bikini in Hawaii of the Day

So Christian Milian is out in Hawaii with her boyfriend, who is some rapper named The-Dream. I can just see how this is going to end, she’ll find out he cheats on her every chance he can get, and doesn’t appreciate just being the “number one shorty”, cuz she has an ego, and thinks she deserves to be a queen and that her rapper boyfriend should be exclusive to her, without realizing that when he tours pussy is thrown at him and a lot of the time it’s not even hotter pussy than hers, but just different pussy, and that keeps things fresh and allows him to put up with her whiney bullshit, because the second a woman tries to limit a man from fucking other girls, is the minute that man hates her.

So she’ll probably act up, he’ll probably Chris Brown her, and that’s just the hip hop world way….

Posted in:Bikini|Christina Milian