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2009

16

Mar

Gisele’s Married Nipple Does Brazil of the Day

You know it takes a certian guy to marry Gisele. You know, the kind of guy who lost his viriginity to his college football team during some kind of initiation, the kind of guy who can’t shower without met to feel really clean, you know a jock who likes his cock surrounded and compared to other cock because it brings him and his bros closer together.

Here is the happy couple in Brazil…you know…introducing Brady to real live chicks with dicks…not just chicks who look like they have dicks who he married, something the boys back home will never believe exist…you know “it’s like what you guys do to me in the shower after we win or lose or finish practice – only its got tits and HIV”….

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Married|Nipple

2009

16

Mar

Some Lindsay Lohan Ronson Crisis Footage of the Day

I remember a time my wife wasn’t too fat to get her period. Those were horrible fucking weeks building up to the shit. Not because it meant no sex with her, because that was something I fucking celebrated, but it meant that she would be fucking nuts.

I can’t imagine what throwing drug, alcohol, insanity, lebsianism to the mix, but the whole thing is pretty fucking funny. Not cuz I hate Lohan or Ronson, but because I hate drama and their lives are so fucking stupid, makes for good times.

I’ve texted both of them, they didn’t answer, I don’t like being ignored or stood up via the internet. Cunts.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Samantha Ronson

2009

16

Mar

Fans Scream for Miley of the Day

OH MY GOD IT’S FUCKING MILEY CYRUS OH MY FUCKING GOD…MILEY FUCKING CYRUS…THAT WHORE FROM TV….I NEED A PICTURE OF HER…I NEED FOLLOW HER…I NEED TO TELL HER SHE’S GORGEOUS….NOT BECAUSE SHE IS BUT BECAUSE I AM OVERWHELMED BY EMOTIONS SEEING SOME WHORE FROM TV….

Go fuck yourself. Every last one of you groupie pieces of shit who make this whore think she’s of any fucking value. I fucking hate you. But I love twitter.

UPDATE – Cars Honk at Her Too…

Posted in:Fans|Miley Cyrus|Scream

2009

16

Mar

Jessica Simpson and her Short Shorts of the Day

I used to hate fat chicks because I married one and she turns me off, and despite Jessica Simpson being obese in the entertainment world, she’s really not that bad. She’s got the body a black man would eat the fuck up, but since Bitch is into Country music, that will never happen for my brothers out there, because once you get 10 feet away from the bitch, you get a burlap sack thrown over your mother fuckin’ head and hog tied like it was the county fair, before being hooked up to the back of a pick-up and driven around the block. True story.

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|Shorts

2009

16

Mar

Lady Gaga and her Handler of the Day

Here are some pictures of the next biggest thing in pop music, yes Faggots and I am not talking about Perez the latch on who probably makes more money than her, but is far from a star, but Lady Gaga, who has blown the fuck up despite being a try-hard with a pretty ugly fucking face and a dick she manages to hide. This no pants thing is all part of her manipulation, she’s got Lady in her name, she wears Leotards where you’d think you’d see a dick if she actually had a dick, but no fag hag is this outrageous, fake glamorous, obnoxious, while most fags are….

I’ve decided to be less negative about her as she’s coming to Montreal in a week and I expect to slap dicks with her, just to prove I’m right. The things I’ll do for the internet amazes me sometimes…

Posted in:Lady Gaga|No Pants

2009

16

Mar

Rihanna Out in NYC of the Day


Chris Brown really fucked this one up. He’s gone to the trouble of beating his bitch in public, so that people know who the motherfuckin boss is, when every wife beater knows, you keep that shit behind closed doors so bitch can’t run off and get the cops and the law get involved right after it happens, you know you need to give them a little time to sort it out and realize that had it comin’ to them, and not left alone with their emotions to have knee-jerk reactions, and now motherfucker is fucked and forced to let her out of the house and out on the town in NYC, when we all know a battered wife is meant to be locked in the motherfuckin’ basement or chained to the fuckin’ bed and kept on a short fucking leash. The judicial system’s makin’ him soft.

Point of the story is that she’s a fucking idiot and I have no respect for her for running back to him, cuz she has no self respect, and normally no self respect turns me on, but in this case, it just leads me to think murder suicide next time they have a fight and it’s really unnecessary, we all realized Chris Brown was a fool long time ago, unfortunately, Rihanna hasn’t.

Posted in:Beat Up|Hot|Rihanna|Uncategorized

2009

16

Mar

Russell Simmons and His Girlfriend Playin’ On the Beach of the Day

So very rich Russell Simmons was spending some time kickin’ it in Miami and he brought out some new girlfriend, who I am sure is dating him for his cute his adult lisp and his Earthworm Jim face and not becuase he’s got a pile of money.

They were doing some Yoga on the beach, actually he was doing Yoga, she’s just a lazy cunt who wallet fucks to get everything she wants, because why work or put effort into anything, when you can just give up your pussy for personal gain, it’s a hell of a lot easier.

Not to sound gay or anything, but based on the positions Russell’s in, I gotta get myself in a Yoga class, to ideally see chicks doing this because it’s like fucking porn….no wonder Yoga’s taking over the motherfuckin’ world.

Posted in:Beach|Girlfriend|Russell Simmons

2009

14

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Fuck the stepLINKS, it’s all about cheap and easy pussy. The kind of pussy happy getting a chocolate bar…you know a muddy faced whore who smells like a public bathroom in a ghetto bus stop that hasn’t been cleaned in a month cuz that’s where bitch lives. Actually, it’s all about the stepLINKS, click them, it’s all part of the takeover….

On a side note Jordan is following me on twitter, be jealous, cuz despite being poverty, that means I’ve made it.

Here are the links….

Fuckin’ Whores…Being Whores..
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Scarlett Johanssons’s Hottest Pics
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Janice Dickinson Needs to Open Her Mouth a Bit Wider
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The Only Pussy You See is the One Staring Back at You From The Mirror
GO

Hot Girl Ice Cream Fight
GO

Have YOU Seen Jesus?!
GO

Bianca Gascoigne And Michelle Keegan Are Red Nosing
GO

More Gay Robot
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Bob Ross And His Happy Trees
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Blue Eyed Nikky
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Boy Born With Two Penises. In Related News: World’s Happiest Boy Born
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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The Star of Your Nightmares Tonight
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Striptease of the Day
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Chris Brown is Firing Everyone, Which is Better Than Putting Them in a Headlock and Punching Them in the Face
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Paris Poses With Her New Cock
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Michelle Heaton Tit Slip
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Freida Pinto is Going to Be a Bond Girl
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Alright, These Cunts From PETA Are Fucked Up
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WTF is Wrong With Mena Suvari’s Hair
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Michael Phelps Put Down his Bong To Apologize and Then Forgot What He was Apologizing For
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Here’s Some of that Hollywood Pussy
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University Slut Madness
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Alligator Bites Some Broad in the Face
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Faceplant Fun Times
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Angelina Ash is All Sorts of Sexy
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Power Wheels Are Awesome, Especially When Youre Too Big For Them
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Addison Rose Gets Wet
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The Arabian Mario Brothers
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Cindy Taylor Bikini Goodness
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Kelly Brooke Spandex Ass
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Love Inna’s Ass
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Penny Cruz Hotnesss
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More Lady GaGa Disgustingness
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Elmo Goes Down
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The Ten Sexist iPhone Apps
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Peaches is a Princess
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Stacy Moran Flashback
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Aussi Catfight
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You Know You Want Some Bum Love
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Bristol Palin is a Single Teenaged White Trash Mother
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Axel Foley Will Die
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Japanese Porn is Always Fucked Up
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….


Yeah, I may never get 100,000 followers, but I really only want you following me…nude…

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

13

Mar

Claudia Jordan and some Drunken Asshole Paparazzi of the Day

Some Paulie Shore, Jonas Brother motherfucker who keeps covering his face starts heckling some chick named Claudia Jordan and her tits. I have no idea who she is, but he gets her to sign his arm and tries to get her to make-out. Maybe they are friends, maybe they aren’t, but the whole thing is kinda funny and how I’d treat celebrities if I got off my couch, only with a little more vomit, feces and pussy grabbin’.

Posted in:Claudia Jordan|Tits

2009

13

Mar

Oh Shit…Kim Kardashian Shopping….WTF…OMG….of the Day

Guess what….Kim Kardashian went shopping because her whore ass has nothing better to do with all the money that came fuckin’ easy for her because she had a rich father who died, a whore mother who worked the wallet fuckin’ proper and who had no fucking problem getting fucked and pissed on on camera, something I don’t think is that big of a deal and tell girls over and over again, that everyone fucks and if they don’t they want to be fucking, and sice I’m not getting up in you, I might as well join in with the guy who is, via video, because I’d rather have that than nothing….that lead to her own show and more money that she can use on all the designer shit she needs along with approval from the public so I guess this post is about saying that instead of hating Kim Kardashian, we should take some fuckin’ notes, cuz her life is better than yours….and for someone who looks like she behinds the counter of a donut shop, that’s saying a lot and really who gives a fuck….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Shopping|Tits