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2009

05

Mar

Pornstar Pinky and Her Big Black Ass in a Pink Dress of the Day

That last thing that I fee when I see this video of Pinky is that I want to fuck her. She looks more like someone I’d expect to tell me that my credit card is not actually my credit card when at the pharmacy trying to buy 1000 dollars of lactose to cut my meth with. You know, the kind of ass that makes me want to go on a diet and that makes that diet easy because it turns me off of fucking food. Her ass is too fucking big and if you put that shit in some sort of police line-up I’d expect it to be an ass that takes up half of my fucking seat on the bus and breathes fucking heave and not something people like to see getting fucked or naked or any of that, but for some reason that I’ll never quite get, people love the shit, so when I got this video of her short legs and huge ass, I figured I had no choice but to post it…I mean, that and that fact that she’s being so fucking creative wearing a pink dress when her name is Pinky, that’s almost as innovative as the pink weave she’s rockin….all this is time better spent doin’ sit-ups.

Posted in:AVN Awards 2009|Booty|Pinky|stepTV

2009

05

Mar

Depressing Amy Winehouse Pictures of the Day

Anyone who reads this site knows how I feel about crackwhores, and that is that I love them. They give pretty uninvolved blow jobs because they don’t charge very much and are focusing on their next fix while trying not to die, but their smell, toothless mouths, soiled pants and the fact they haven’t taken a shit in a month is a fuckin’ turn on, at least when I am really drunk and on a budget, so you can imagine how pissed off I am that the Caribbean vacation has made Winehouse look healthier than ever, because now I can’t jerk off to her pictures, maybe you can.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Depressing|Healthy

2009

05

Mar

Michelle Rodriquez Video of the Day

The paparazzi ask Michelle Rodriquez her opinion about the Octomom and she says “how’s your dick sucking going”. She looks like she’s either drunk or medicated as she gets in her car and storms the fuck off, but I don’t think she was telling the Octomom that she should be out sucking dick and swallowing instead of letting it get absorbed in her vagina before turning into multiple kids, because I don’t think Michelle Rodriquez has that much insight, but think that she was inquiring because she wanted to get HER dick sucked. You know late at night and going home alone makes you get a little forward….

I don’t know why the paparazzi try to get celebrity opinion on news items, like they are some kind of experts, when normally they are uneducated, identity crisis liars, who just happen to make so much money and have people care about them. They should step it up a bit and get more creative.

Posted in:Michelle Rodriquez|Video

2009

05

Mar

Chris Brown and Rihanna Update of the Day

Not that you care, but Chris Brown is appearing in court today for the two charges that are up against him, despite him and Rihanna being back together because she’s a fucking idiot and a fucking stereotype abused girl and the whole thing bores me, but figured you’d like to know what got her beat up.

So here’s the breakdown of what got Rihanna Beat the Fuck Down…

After Rihanna read a text message on Brown’s phone from a woman, he tried to force Rihanna out of the car, but couldn’t because she was wearing her seatbelt.

Brown then allegedly slammed Rihanna’s head against her window, and when Rihanna turned to face him, he punched her.

The notes said blood spattered on Rihanna’s clothing and the interior of the Lamborghini.
Rihanna also called her assistant, according to FOX 11, leaving a message saying, “I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.”

Brown then reportedly replied, “You just did the stupidest thing ever. I’m going to kill you,” and proceeded to punch and bite Rihanna. He allegedly put her in a headlock so long that she almost lost consciousness.


To See Some Pictures of the Lamborghini
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TMZ has a live feed from the courthouse, it’s boring shit, but I know about it you should too, and rumor has it that he’s going to get shot. So tune in, unless I am late on this an it is already over…but I still need livefeeds in my life…
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UPDATE – Chris Brown isn’t Letting Rihanna Talk to her Family, He Owns Her….Read an Interview With Her Dad….
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Posted in:Chris Brown|Rihanna

2009

05

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt is Pregnant on Set of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt is playing a pregnant girl on her show the Ghost Whisperer. The good news is that she doesn’t need to get in costume. I don’t know if people actually watch this show, but I have heard stories from people who worked on set that involved staying out of her way when the food cart comes out, because the emotional eating is just fucking outrageous, especially now that her marriage was called off and she’s all alone, but being the star that she is, she pulled it together and made it work for her. I can only assume this pain from not having a baby and family of her own, channeled into her work playing a pregnant girl, will her an Academy Award, sure that shit’s not made for TV, but she is just that good that if she doesn’t get one, it is highway fucking robbery.

Again, I don’t know what I am talking about. It happens.

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt|Pregnant

2009

05

Mar

Gary Dourdan from CSI Gets a Lap Dance of the Day

Gary Dourdan is some CSI actor who was a guest on some show called Chiambretti Night out of Italy. Shit in Europe looks a lot more fun than shit in America, I mean they are known to be more open with nudity and sex where America is more open with guns and murder, and sure American TV’s got some hot pussy like Ryan Seacrest, but there’s just never enough half naked lap dances on the shit to make it worth my time, I guess I’ll just have to keep my poverty strip club with the ugliest fucking strippers around for that, not that I’ve gone to a fucking strip club in the last 6 months, which is pretty depressing because there was a time I was going daily, but I guess it’s all because of the economic crisis, that is my wife refusing to give me more than 20 dollars. I’ve already written too much about this so check out the pics.

Here’s a video of him doing a dance on the show, since I can’t find the lap dance video…it’s like they’re at a bad fucking club and the whole thing is fucking strange.

Posted in:CSI|Gary Dourdan|Lap Dance

2009

05

Mar

Cameron Diaz Dance Off of the Day

I am done with hating on Jimmy Fallon. I was talking to some people and they all thought he was garbage, his jokes were ripped off the internet, his interview skills were fucking shit and awkward, they reminded me of a bad job interview with a 7 year old, his skits were forced, but we all agreed that he is going to be bigger than Conan, because he’s an idiot, his set is nicer, he’s been in movies and SNL and people watch movies and SNL so he’s a bigger star that Conan, but after 3 days of sending him hate messages on twitter, I realize it is a losing battle, so I can stop going to my neighbor’s house to watch him crash and burn, which is a good thing because I think my neighbor’s into me in a way he probably shouldn’t be, but he sits on the couch right next to me and I catch him staring into my eyes when ever I look his way. He’s not gay or anything, I guess his life is like prison, you know since no woman will get with him.

Last night, he had Cameron Diaz on and this shit video is her hot dancing. He went to twitter to ask his followers for questions. My question was:

@jimmyfallon ask her if your show made her cry on opening night, not cuz her ex was on, but because it was miserable TV.

It wasn’t chosen.

Posted in:Cameron Diaz|Dance Off

2009

05

Mar

A Couple Retired Supermodels Making Out With Each Other of the Day

Sure these aren’t pictures of Elle Macpherson and Claudia Schiffer actually making out with each other, but they should be, despite Katy Perry ruining my interest in girl on girl action so that every time I see any girl on girl action her Kissed a Girl garbage plays on repeat in my head, because I’d still be down to see it, since I grew up on these girls and 10 years too late is better than never…

I don’t know where these pictures were taken, but it seems like these ladies are doing everyday mom stuff, so I can only assume it’s some private island they drop ex models off at, you know so the public doesn’t get a tarnished vision of the perfection they once had, you know as they age and rot away into disgusting, it’s pretty much the same logic as to why you don’t want an open casket at your funeral, but I think that’s just overkill, let these whores into the general public, they’ve already had it too fuckin’ easy, let us use the private islands for for homeless people and people with Aids and homosexuals, you know to clean up our streets and make the world a better place.

Here are those pics.

Posted in:Claudia Schiffer|Elle Macpherson|Milf|Mom|Supermodels

2009

05

Mar

Some Paris Hilton Making Out With Her New Boyfriend of the Day

I am not going to make some cheap STD joke because it’s boring and I’m the kind of guy who gets annoyed of seeing the same shit over and over again, because we get it, she has herpes and so does everyone she fucks and there’s nothing funny about that, it’s disgusting, negligence and disrespect to her pussy, so why say shit like kissing her is like sucking on a sewage pipe, or after these pictures were taken the guy in the video died from the complications, or that after losing the bet last week and having had to lick the public toilet seat, nothing really phases this guy, but he best be using a fucking dental dam, a plastic tool that comes in handy for perverts and lesbians into dirty pussy lickin’.

What I will say though, is that I am posting this for her Good Charlotte sister, because nothing says I hate my ex girlfriend like seeing them with another guy, even if we know it’s a publicity stunt, a staged affair, bullshit, a lie, because everyone knows that no one in their right mind would date this whore, she’s a fuck her and leave her asleep in her pink sheets, only to never answer her calls, because that’s how you treat whores, and that this is only going to last a minute before she’s onto someone else.

The reason I am posting this for her Good Charlotte sister, because the heart makes people do crazy shit, I’m talkin’ murder suicide.

Here are some pictures of Paris Hilton walking down stairs…

Posted in:Make Out|Paris Hilton

2009

05

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I just found out that the 2 famous people I hate the most are going to be in Montreal 2 days apart, Lady Gaga on March 28th 2009, and Katy Perry on March 31st. I should do something to them, but I am uninspired, not that you care. But maybe you’ll care about that before she was famous picture of Katy Perry.

Here are my stepLINKS, more tomorrow…

Stimulate More Than The Economy
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Some NEw Sluts Dress Up Like Old School Sluts
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Pornage or Pwnage?
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The 9 Hottest Armenian Women Starring The Kardashians
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This is Pretty Much the Most Amazing Prank Ever
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Hey, Guys With No Legs Wanna Play Hockey Too
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Stacey Kiebler Can Wrap Those Pretty Legs Around Me
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Fun At The Bus Stop, Because People Like Me Are TOo Poor to Own a Car
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And This is Why I Hate Children
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Because The Days Pass Faster With Things to Occupy Your Time
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Kate’s Playground is More Than One Would Hope
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Who The Hell is Rocio Guirao Diaz, And Why Aren’t I Stalking Her Yet?
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A 2 for 1 Striptease of the Day
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Odette Yustman is Better Than Megan Fox, Because David 90210 Hasn’t Stuck His Peen In Her
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The Most Disgusting Video Ever Made May Just Hit The Internet Soon
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Some Chick Named Malin Akerman Panty Upskirt
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Charlize Theron is Divine
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Lindsay Lohan Death Watch, Day 54
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Because I Can’t Do Everything For You
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Everyone Hates Miley Cyrus
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Some Jaime Pressly
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TEacher Gets Stripped
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Schwarznegger at the Geneva Car Show Repping Bugatti and Some High End Cars While Cali Goes Broke…
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Keg Stand in a Thong
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Since Everyone Survived, Let’s Make Fun of the Hudson Plane Crash
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Well, Holly Madison’s Career is Officially in the Tank. If She Ever Had One…s
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Orgasms Courtesy of a Fucking Machines
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Jaime Hammer Hangs By the Pool
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Fun With Nunchucks
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The Kotex Beaver is Back
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This Rhianna Chris Brown Thing Just Keeps Getting More Fucked Up
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Iraqi Breakdance Battle
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Remember Gillian Anderson From X-Files
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All That Money and Aniston Still Looks Beat
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It’s Miss World Registration Day in Sydney
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How Else Are You Going To Attract The Women That Will Ruin Your Life?
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Meet Iga and Pull One Out
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Hollywood Continues It’s Decade Long Shitstorm
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You Don’t Even Have to Make Breakfast Anymore, Just Make It on Your Wii
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No Wonder Brad Pitt is So Fucking Rich
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Ride Hard and Live Free
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Girls Will Be Girls
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Some Texas Independant Babes
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Here’s a Beverage Holder That Can Make You Cum….
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Party Slut and Her Fake Titty Grab
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BONUS::::
Follow Me On Twitter…since No One Else Is….
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