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2009

02

Mar

Bree Olson and Kayden Kross in a Marshmallow Eating Contest of the Day

I don’t know much about porn, people always laugh at me because I am a pervert but whenever they drop porn names, I am always at a loss, because I am more into amateur shit, you know like seeing some college slut sucking off her ex boyfriend before cheating on him and forcing him to share the shit with the world to jerk off to kind of shit, but I know that porn is a big deal, I know that people fall in love with these girls who are generally plastic and disgusting, like raped strippers with a meth addiction, but every once in a while, girls like Bree Olson and Kayden Kross come out of the industry, and who are hot and seem to be havin’ fun with the whole porn thing, and don’t seem like battered, victims of abuse, trying to make ends meet.

This is a video of them having a marshmallow eating competition, I’m sure it’s not the first time they fill their mouths up together, but probably the first time no vaginainvolved, because these girls always dyke out together, but it’s a weird video, weird concept, I’m gonna post the shit because seeing girls spit shit up is hot to me, especially when I have to watch my wife swallow pretty much everything in sight, because she is fat.

Here is a video of her playing something called Fluffy Bunny, I’ve never heard of…

Posted in:Bree Olson|Kayden Kross|Marshmallows

2009

02

Mar

Miley Cyrus Goes on a Bike Ride with her Fame Fucker of the Day

I didn’t realize it was Monday today. I haven’t been on the computer the last couple of days because I hate it and I was drunk or recovering from being drunk, so when someone called me to ask why I hadn’t updated the site I felt like I had to get up, even though no one reads this shit.

So here’s my first useless post of Miley and her latch on taking a bike ride because I guess people care, you know seeing these idiots running after them like they’ve just caught the Queen of England ripping lines, and the whole thing is bullshit, because the only thing Miley and her boyfriend like is riding their strap on, you know since it’s not breaking the promise ring, but more importantly, it’s the only way her boyfriend can fuck her because Vaginas are so icky, when you’re a queer.

Here are a few pics of her and her busted face taking a jog….because you’re a fucking pervert…she’s 16….

Posted in:Biking|Miley Cyrus

2009

28

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I wrote this:

She messages me this:

Now she is dead to me, I’ll waste my time on actual interesting people and the war ends here, there were some funny email exchanges with her PR company, that are probably not worth posting, but I’ll put it up anyway:

I have no idea why you upsetting one of my female rappers with sexually inappropriate twitters means you email and blacklist my clients. I have nothing to do with this situation. I asked her what this is about and she sent me twitters of you saying lewd things to her and she apparently told you she was going to report you.

Why a professional blogger would be saying sexually inappropriate things to female artists is happening is beyond me. I don’t understand why you doing this to her means I owe you an apology.

Please stop emailing my clients with this nonsense that is not even related to the actions of myself or anyone on my staff or I’ll need to contact my attorney.

I am anything but professional and I will probably be banned on twitter, because apparently freedom of speech exists when what you say isn’t sexually harassing, even if you could argue that what I said was medical or maybe just a fucking joke that wasn’t supposed to be taken to heart because I didn’t know you had a sweaty pussy that you are ashamed of, making it impossible to laugh about….

But I’ll still be on this site, it’s seems to be the only place I’m allowed to write on the internet….

UPDATE – Another email from her PR Team….

You should speak to me before sending off emails like you just did. Please stop.

1) She did not report you
2) You sent her rude sexually inappropriate twitters-what would you expect her to do?
3) I expect all those we work with to be professional and in return we are professional back. Writing about music is not the same as talking about a woman’s vagina. That is not acceptable.

You are making a mistake going about this in this manner. It makes no sense to threaten blacklisting people- it will only anger them and make you look desperate.

I have done nothing wrong and I will not be bullied by someone who even admits I’ve done nothing wrong.

I will speak to melisa and you can certainly stop covering her. I do know she has reported nothing so it seems best for you to leave it alone and refrain from twittering more on her.

And some Tweets she made about me that I didn’t bother responding to because I am already bored of this and just going to block this garbage and hope it crawls back into the suburban hole she crawled out of…seriously…she writes like only someone trying way too hard to be authentic would.


Useless people. And here are my useful stepLINKS.


If you read my twitter, Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together…because everyone deserves a second chance…
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Because I Know You Had a Hard Week
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Baby Making With Russell Simmons Is Pretty Much a Recession Proof Industry
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High School Musical Boobs
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The Only 30 Videos on the Net where Things DIDN’T Go Wrong
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Get Your Ping Pong On!
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Right in a Bikini
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How to Discipline You Baby
(Seriously, This is Awesome)
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Internet Losers Are Forever
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Google Strret Views Throught The Ages
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Striptease of the Day
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Pam Anderson is Actually Wearing Clothes
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Ed McMahon is Most Probably Going to Die
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Naomi Watts is Nude
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Charlize Theron Hotness
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Guy Ritchie is Awesome
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Salma Hayek and Her World Saving Tits Are Married
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Oiling Up is Definitely My Kind of Work
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Brea Lynn is the Kind of Blonde You’ll Want
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And Here’s the Next Michael Jordan
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Kanye West is a Non-Stop Source of Entertainment
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And That’s Why You Don’t Ski Jump Over Rocks
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Everyman Deserves a Princess
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Pernilla Lundeberg Does Trashy Sexy
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Fun With Public Access
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A Lion and a Ferret
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Jenny McCarthy Still Has It
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Because I Know There is No Fucking Way You’ll Get Laid On Your Own
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Buy Some of Michael Jackson’s Shit Heres
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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Malene Espensen’s Nude Calendar
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Renata in the Buff
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More Isla Fisher Red Hotness
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Katy Perry, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Veronika Simon loves her Wicked Weasel
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An MC Hammer Reality Series is Most Probably Going to Be Amazing
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The People Versus George Lucass
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Get Rid of the Fifth Wheel Please
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Ricky Martin is Defined
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How About Lesbian Vampire Killers
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Pulp Fiction Burgers
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Hotties in Hoodies For My Cold Weather Friends
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Some 28 Year Old Died After Making a Sex Bet with 2 Girls.
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Some Party Tits
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

27

Feb

Some UK Big Brother Weirdness of the Day

Here are UK Big Brother stars and lovers Mario Marconi and Lisa Appleton. These kind of trash make no fucking sense to me, he’s a bodybuilder who has been in numerous British Reality shows, a serial reality TV attention craving vane piece of shit, and she’s the girl fucking him with a set of tits so fucking stupid only someone who feel inadequate in all other aspects of her life would get, leading them to make total assholes of themselves every time they leave the house, hoping someone will care about their really big heads, seriously check out those things, here are the pics.

Posted in:Tits|UK Big Brother|Weird

2009

27

Feb

Denise Richards and Her Dancing With the Stars Bullshit of the Day

I love how the paparazzi are whining like bitches trying to get the shot of Denise Richards because it will put food on the table for them and their immigrant family for another night. You can tell in their desperate cries that they really hate the girl with the backpack on and would kill her if they could, like they did to Princess Dianna and Anna Nicole Smith, just to get the fucking story….useless fucking existence, welcome to my life.

Posted in:Dancing With the Stars|Denise Richards|Tank Top

2009

27

Feb

Rose McGowan and Her Tits Come Out to Party of the Day

Rose McGowan made a joke about there being no such thing as a free ride, because I guess the car she is in is sponsored or something, and everyone laughed and laughed until they couldn’t laugh anymore then they laughed some more. I have no idea what I am talking about but there are pics to compensate for my shitty insight and lack of inspirational words since it’s fucking Friday and I should be Drunk.

Posted in:cleavage|Rose McGowan|Tits

2009

27

Feb

AIDS Threat Against Obama of the Day

Here’s a crazy fucking story, some Ethiopian dude who lives in Chicago has been sending Obama HIV blood because he wants help from the government because he’s very sick with HIV.

Now, I’ve heard of this happening at bank machines a couple years ago, when Aids was still relevant and people were still scared of the shit, back when girls made you use condoms, before accepting that Aids is only for Africans and Gays, and dudes would come up to you and jack you in the leg with a needle filled with blood to welcome you into the family, but it only happened to me once, and the dude didn’t stab me with the needle because I showed him my bank statement and figured he’d save his Aids blood for someone more worthy, because I guess Aids blood is hard to come by.

All kidding aside, Aids is some pretty scary shit, and dude would have been better off just setting Obama up on a blind date with Lohan, it’s a less obvious and illegal way of passing Aids around.

Onto a more interesting story, here’s the original the Original Lollipop Kid from the Wizard of Oz, he’s 89 and still shorter than ever….

Posted in:Aids|HIV|Obama|Threat

2009

27

Feb

Tracy Tweed is Fucking Weird Lookin’ of the Day

I love the concept of vanity, you know these sluts who think they are all fucking that because they got a job shooting for Playboy a bunch of years back, or because they escaped their small town and live in Hollywood, the land of opportunity for beautiful people, where they have to keep up appearances otherwise they will be forgotten and outcast from their bullshit community.

So for some reason all these bitches rape their faces with plastic surgery, first with a little nosejob, then with a little eye lift, then with tweaking other shit, because once you start, it’s hard to stop, leaving them lookin’ totally un-fucking-human.

At least when you age gracefully, you don’t scare little kids, I mean, unless you’re a pervert trying to lure them into your kidnapper van, but for the most part, at least you look better than this desperate, holding onto whatever they think they had that they think defines who they are. Fucking disaster.

Posted in:Bloated|Scary|Tracy Tweed

2009

27

Feb

Katy Perry is Awkwardly Performing in Animal Print of the Day

Dumpy Katy Perry tried to get sexy in some performance the other day by wearing some cat suit with leopard print on it. Pretty cliche or obvious but Katy Perry is not capable of being sexy. She could be up on stage doing a high school girl masturbation scene and I’d still want her to stop. She’s awkward, she’s annoying and she’s fat you just can’t see it because you are a pervert, or a chick who is fatter than her and admitting she is fat means you have admit you’re fat, but I can tell that her midsection looks it is fighting with a pair of spanx and losing. I hate her and she isn’t a sex symbol just because guys will fuck her or because she sings about obvious sex fantasies, guys will fuck anyone and girl on girl action isn’t always hot, you know especially when the girls involved are the two fat chicks dykes no guy wants to fuck unless they are drunk so let’s just put things into perspective.

Posted in:Katy Perry|Performing

2009

27

Feb

Nicolette Sheridan Shows Off Her Stomach of the Day

Looks like Nicolette found a new Michael Bolton to sniff her dirty panties, eat her used tampons, watch her shit, fuck, masturbate and cry in the form of a Golden Retriever, sure it may not be as socially acceptable when people catch him in the trailer licking Cheeze Whiz off her cunt, but having people know you fuck a dog’s a lot less embarrassing than admitting you ever dated Michael Bolton, not to mention the Dog’s a better singer.

It also looks like Nicolette Sheridan has a good body for an old lady as she continues to be my evidence that not having babies may be against natures way and may leave a lot of regret down the line, but at least you can drink that pain away, instead of sitting on your fat ass exhausted from changing diapers and driving kids to day care.

Posted in:Nicolette Sheridan|Stomach