I didn’t get shot…I just slept in today – here’s a message from Paris Hilton’s parents to start the day. I don’t know what they said cuz I didn’t watch it. But I am sure it is life changing.
Posted in:Paris Hilton
2009
20
Feb
I didn’t get shot…I just slept in today – here’s a message from Paris Hilton’s parents to start the day. I don’t know what they said cuz I didn’t watch it. But I am sure it is life changing.
Posted in:Paris Hilton
2009
20
Feb
I found out that the Academy Awards released that fake list of Academy Award winners to generate some buzz and get idiots like you to watch the shit just to see if it was actually a leaked winners list. They didn’t get a huge advertiser because young people don’t watch their shit and I do this website and didn’t even know it was this week. So this was their desperate attempt to go viral on the internet. I fell for it and that makes me an idiot, so I think as punishment, we should BOYCOT this shit cuz that’s all the power we have as insignificant assholes who consume their bullshit that makes them rich every fucking day.
Here are my stepLINKS, Don’t boycot them….
I Think You Be Hard Pressed to Find a Better Reason to Have a Child
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The Ten Sluttiest Girls Ever On Maury Povich
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Pam Anderson’s Hottest Pics
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The one Kind of Porn You Won’t Find At Home
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Now THAT’S Sisterly Love
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Sorry, But Slayer Fans Are Homos
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Alyssa Milano Needs to Show More of Her Cleavage, But She’s Still Lookin’ Good
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Musafar, The Midget Middle Eastern Dancer is Back!!
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Should Klingons Be Allowed to Win Internet Contests on Earth
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A COuple of Lesbionic Women
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BRad Pitt’s Oscar Accesptance Speech in Full
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Striptease of the Day
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Sean Young From Bladerunner is Shitfaced and Running Her Mouth
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Here’s The New Promos For Dancing With the Whores
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Let’s Be Honest, You Can’t Do It Alone
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Alyssa Merz Nude Throwback
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Sometimes You Don’t Remember How HOt Angelina Jloie is Until You See Her Not Covered in Babies
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Chace Crawford Hates Lindsay Lohan
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Man, Sierra Miller is Getting Haggard
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Because I Know You Racked Up Your Pay Per View Bill
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FHM Presents the Hottest Hairdresser
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Whitney and Danielle Are Flashing
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Sometimes, Things Just Call For a WTF?
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These Real Housewives of OC Sluts Are Just Too Fucking Much
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The Idiot Bike Jump to End All Idiot Bike Jumps
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Antonya Gets Her Dildo On
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Fuck Me Jesus
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Because I Know You Repel Women Like Dog Shit
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Web Cam Slut Does A Job Well Done
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Kill The White People
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I Wish Emmanuelle Chriqui’s Slit on Her Dress Went Up Just a Little Higher
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Elle McPherson is Lovely
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Brazilian Web Cam Hottie
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Dita Von Tease Wants You All to Know What a Whore She Iss
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An Afternoon Bite With Naomi Watts
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The Watchmen Made Condoms So You Can Make The Sex
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I’d Totally throw It In To Michelle Obama
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Duty Callss
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Well This is Probably The Biggest Vagina I Have Ever Seen
And Coming From a Guy Married to My Wife, That Means Something
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Nikki is Oh So Hot
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I Had Almost Forgot About Carla Gugino
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Rhianna’s Album Sales Are Through The Roof Since This Chris Brown Bullshit
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Playboy’s Newest Cover Girl
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Fast Food Ads Versus Actual Fast Food
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Vegas Girl Sucking Her Friend’s Cleavage
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Start Your Weekend Off Early With a Virtual BANG. Just don’t cry when it’s all said and done.
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K’Naan is some Canadian Rapper I Listen To, This is Him on Kimmel
Posted in:stepLINKS
2009
20
Feb
All jokes aside you should never beat a woman, unless she gets on your nerves and you can’t take it anymore, but only if she’s too scared to tell on you. I mean…you should never beat a woman. I think she looks fucking hot, never better….
No seriously, this is disgusting, I don’t mean to say stupid things, I just always do. I also hope she doesn’t pull that abused girl shit and runs back to him to be by his side and wait for him to get out of jail because this is inexcusable, seriously. There are plenty good people out there who would never touch this girl..Chris Brown’s nothing but a coward piece of shit, in his defense though, maybe this was the easiest way for him to get into jail and ensure getting raped, you know to put his dance skills to real use and not have to go through that whole coming out of the closet shit…
On a side notes this pic is from TMZ, TMZ is run by Harvey Levin, He’s a Gay, Here’s a Pic of Him and His Man Pussy
Harvey Levin and His Man Pussy
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2009
19
Feb
Someone just posted this academy award spoiler on my facebook wall – i don’t know how legit it is – because my friends on facebook are deadbeats, but felt the need to post it to ruin your Academy Award excitement in case it is…
I am not posting the actual list on the site, cuz I am not an idiot and know that a lot of money goes into the biggest night in Hollywood, and even though I hate Hollywood, I don’t want to get sued.
Maybe they should keep a tighter leash on their staff if this is actually real.
UPDATE – It’s not real and I am a solid day behind on this story because I am a drunk…but since it was fake here’s the list but bet one of these is right. Solid.
Actor in a leading role: Mickey Rourke
Actor in a supporting role: Heath Ledger
Actress in a leading role: Kate Winslet
Actress in a supporting role: Amy Adams
Animated Feature Film: WALL•E
Art Direction: The Dark Knight
Cinematography: Slumdog Millionaire
Costume Design: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Directing: Slumdog Millionaire
Documentary feature: Man on Wire
Documentary short: The Conscience of Nhem En
Film editing: Milk
Foreign language film: Departures
Makeup: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Music (Score): Defiance
Music (Song): Down to Earth (WALL•E)
Best Picture: Slumdog Millionaire
Short film (animated): Presto
Short film (live action): Auf Der Strecke (On The Line)
Sound editing: WALL•E
Sound mixing: The Dark Knight
Visual effects: Iron Man
Writing (Adapted screenplay): The Reader
Writing (Original screenplay): In Bruges
Posted in:Academy Awards|Spoiler
2009
19
Feb
Jennifer Love Hewitt did some pussy sit-ups on Leno last night, I guess they had some kind of bet going the last time she was on the show, that next time around she’d take her fat ass to the floor and show them how her fitness level improved, so on National TV, she was called out to do it giving all you perverts a glance down her shirt and the whole thing was disappointing, I was hoping for injury, heart attack or at least some kind of close up, but all I got was a dumpy girl doing the kind of work out that got her dumpy in the first place.
Now I’m no fitness expert, if you saw me, you’d expect me to pass out from just standing and carrying my weight, but I did spend a lot of time at the gym a few years back for about a month, it turns out if you volunteer at the Y, you get a free membership, so not only could I use the sauna and shower and shave there, so people didn’t know I was homeless, but I could also spend hours upon hours watching girls in tights very fucking closely, to the point where I’ve figured out what perfect form actually is.
I actually believe that I am the reason all girl gym’s exist, I am the reason that Curves is a multimillion dollar company, and I’ll never see a dollar of that shit, cocksuckers. Sure you can say that other guys are there to be just as perverted, to hustle chicks, to show off how strong they are to get them to notice, but none are as good at perverted as me, I’m talking standing there in my everyday clothes, not pretending to work out, following whoever I found hot enough to watch perform until being asked to leave them the fuck alone because I was distracting them, 90 percent of the time before letting me finish myself off, cunts.
I was surprised it took being caught hiding in a locker in the women’s locker room for them to ask me to never come back.
Speaking of working out, here are some pics of Haylie Duff working out because she’s too irrelevant to get a post of her own….
Here’s Miley Cyrus Talking About Pilates Like the Idiot She Is…
There’s a part two to the Miley video in her “workout” gear, forgetting she is the driver…
Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt|Push Ups
2009
19
Feb
You always see Kim Kardashian out in work out gear, you’d think she was trying to convince herself that if she puts on the clothes she’s halfway there to actually breaking a fucking sweat and getting her dumpy fucking body into some shape. Who knows, maybe on her intentions are legit and on her way to the gym, you know after telling herself that “today is the day”, she just gets sidetracked when she sees an Asian manicure place and by the time they are done on her mangled feet, it’s too late to work out, I mean especially since you don’t want to ruin the pedicure in her gym shoes, so she goes out for ice cream instead. You can’t really blame her for getting poor Asian women up on her shit and grinding her toe nails down, because she’s tried to do it herself but she just can’t seem to reach her feet, her gut gets in the fucking way.
Either way, she should probably be the one tending to a challenging foot, because god knows she needs the cardio.
Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Pedicure|Spandex|Workout
2009
19
Feb
In more tragic news, Lady Gaga was at the Brits pushing her sucking her dick to the top skills to the next level to secure a stronger UK audience by somehow working her way onto the bill by performing with the legendary gay anthem Pet Shop Boys because I guess they thought she was in their target market, until bitch took off her pants and they realized there was no sign of testicle.
The point is that she befriends the media like Perez because she knows he is huge and has huge visibility and plays nice to him so he thinks he is in because he’s a bottom feeding lonely leach trying to get the respect he thinks he deserves and her text messages provide that glimmer of hope, she befriends other artists, she caters to the gay market and the whole time she does it, she’s fucking ugly, I’m talking monster fucking ugly and there’s no sign of her disappearing yet, not that it’s easy for a mutant with a birth defect to keep low profile anywhere she goes, but as long as she’s off the TV, Internet and Radio, I’ll be happy.
Posted in:Lady Gaga|Performing|Pet Shop Boys
2009
19
Feb
Move over Hayden, new troll in the building…part of me feels like Hayden Panettiere found this girl and launched her career in the UK so that no one locally would ever find out that she was behind the her career when her US Success hits….the other part of me doesn’t really care.
Posted in:Louisa Lytton|Troll|Ugly
2009
19
Feb
I have some bad news. Katy Perry has gone on to win a Brit award, meaning she’s got international notoriety and that depresses me. Not only do I know she’s a talentless hack, but that song is fucking painful, cheap, and fucking useless. It’s simple attention craving at it’s best because everyone knows that the idea of girl on girl is one of the most basic fantasies of straight men everywhere and she sets it to a beat gay men can dance to, teenage girls can emulate and the whole thing is a fucking mess. Maybe I’m just jealous because my “I kissed a boy and I got aroused” single didn’t get the same visibility. Sure, I only performed it once, while drunk, in a club, trying to seduce a girl who was into gay porn, and the whole thing was a lie, but that shouldn’t matter because so is this hag.
Either way, nice panty line you cow, I’d say you’re supposed to go bareback in these kinds of pants, but I know those reinforced spanx are essential to keep your fucking disgusting from escaping.
Here she is trying to be sexy while performing earlier in the week….
Posted in:Brits|Katy Perry|Leggings
2009
19
Feb
It was the British Music Awards last night and Girls Aloud were the opening act. I know, why would you care about the British Music Awards, you don’t live there so it doesn’t affect you, not to mention award shows are a total waste of fucking time and are more of a jerk off fest where people who already have massive egos get pinned up against each other for one to walk away the super ego, meanwhile every person in the room has already won the fucking lottery, but at least every now and then, bands I hate like Nickelback aren’t in the spotlight, and a group of slut Spice Girl impersonators who somehow avoided a career of stripping take center fucking stage and there’s nothing wrong with that, I mean other than how bad their music is, but who cares about the music when they’ve got tits. Right?
Here is member Sarah Harding’s Friend and by friend I mean assistant she probably shits on daily, Taking a Dive…..because it is funny and something These Drunk Sluts are Used To
Posted in:Brits|Fall|Girls Aloud|Performing|Sarah Harding|Upskirt