Someone needs to call the animal protection services because by the looks of it, this bull dog is trying to get the fuck away from these two. Truth is that if you had to see Ronson on Lohan dildo, fisting, shitting, pissing, naked, masturbating multiple times a day, then the heated insane arguments and an unstable emotional roller coaster ride that is their life…you’d be trying your hardest to get back to the puppy mill where you weren’t fed, weren’t allowed out of the cage, were forced to pump out babies, because it was substantially better than the hell it is living now.
Here’s the real bitch in the family…
Here’s some pictures of Lohan on her way to spend 53,000 dollars on 3 Rolexes because that’s how you deal with the financial crisis when being an unemployed child star with a drug addiction and personality disorder…
Here’s the video cuz you’ve got nothing better to do with yourself…
Here are some pictures of Jerry Springer with the girls of Chicago. I guess he’s in the play or something and I’d call him a lucky guy but these whores are busted. You’d think they’d be able to land some decent pussy and not something less appealing than the hair pulling, pregnant, one toothed fat, dripping vagina crack addicted stripper trash Springer is used to.
I didn’t get shot…I just slept in today – here’s a message from Paris Hilton’s parents to start the day. I don’t know what they said cuz I didn’t watch it. But I am sure it is life changing.
I found out that the Academy Awards released that fake list of Academy Award winners to generate some buzz and get idiots like you to watch the shit just to see if it was actually a leaked winners list. They didn’t get a huge advertiser because young people don’t watch their shit and I do this website and didn’t even know it was this week. So this was their desperate attempt to go viral on the internet. I fell for it and that makes me an idiot, so I think as punishment, we should BOYCOT this shit cuz that’s all the power we have as insignificant assholes who consume their bullshit that makes them rich every fucking day.
Here are my stepLINKS, Don’t boycot them….
I Think You Be Hard Pressed to Find a Better Reason to Have a Child GO
All jokes aside you should never beat a woman, unless she gets on your nerves and you can’t take it anymore, but only if she’s too scared to tell on you. I mean…you should never beat a woman. I think she looks fucking hot, never better….
No seriously, this is disgusting, I don’t mean to say stupid things, I just always do. I also hope she doesn’t pull that abused girl shit and runs back to him to be by his side and wait for him to get out of jail because this is inexcusable, seriously. There are plenty good people out there who would never touch this girl..Chris Brown’s nothing but a coward piece of shit, in his defense though, maybe this was the easiest way for him to get into jail and ensure getting raped, you know to put his dance skills to real use and not have to go through that whole coming out of the closet shit…
Someone just posted this academy award spoiler on my facebook wall – i don’t know how legit it is – because my friends on facebook are deadbeats, but felt the need to post it to ruin your Academy Award excitement in case it is…
I am not posting the actual list on the site, cuz I am not an idiot and know that a lot of money goes into the biggest night in Hollywood, and even though I hate Hollywood, I don’t want to get sued.
Maybe they should keep a tighter leash on their staff if this is actually real.
See the Possibly Leaked Winners…if you like things that leak….like incontinent vagina. GO
UPDATE – It’s not real and I am a solid day behind on this story because I am a drunk…but since it was fake here’s the list but bet one of these is right. Solid.
Actor in a leading role: Mickey Rourke Actor in a supporting role: Heath Ledger Actress in a leading role: Kate Winslet Actress in a supporting role: Amy Adams Animated Feature Film: WALL•E Art Direction: The Dark Knight Cinematography: Slumdog Millionaire Costume Design: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Directing: Slumdog Millionaire Documentary feature: Man on Wire Documentary short: The Conscience of Nhem En Film editing: Milk Foreign language film: Departures Makeup: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Music (Score): Defiance Music (Song): Down to Earth (WALL•E) Best Picture: Slumdog Millionaire Short film (animated): Presto Short film (live action): Auf Der Strecke (On The Line) Sound editing: WALL•E Sound mixing: The Dark Knight Visual effects: Iron Man Writing (Adapted screenplay): The Reader Writing (Original screenplay): In Bruges
Jennifer Love Hewitt did some pussy sit-ups on Leno last night, I guess they had some kind of bet going the last time she was on the show, that next time around she’d take her fat ass to the floor and show them how her fitness level improved, so on National TV, she was called out to do it giving all you perverts a glance down her shirt and the whole thing was disappointing, I was hoping for injury, heart attack or at least some kind of close up, but all I got was a dumpy girl doing the kind of work out that got her dumpy in the first place.
Now I’m no fitness expert, if you saw me, you’d expect me to pass out from just standing and carrying my weight, but I did spend a lot of time at the gym a few years back for about a month, it turns out if you volunteer at the Y, you get a free membership, so not only could I use the sauna and shower and shave there, so people didn’t know I was homeless, but I could also spend hours upon hours watching girls in tights very fucking closely, to the point where I’ve figured out what perfect form actually is.
I actually believe that I am the reason all girl gym’s exist, I am the reason that Curves is a multimillion dollar company, and I’ll never see a dollar of that shit, cocksuckers. Sure you can say that other guys are there to be just as perverted, to hustle chicks, to show off how strong they are to get them to notice, but none are as good at perverted as me, I’m talking standing there in my everyday clothes, not pretending to work out, following whoever I found hot enough to watch perform until being asked to leave them the fuck alone because I was distracting them, 90 percent of the time before letting me finish myself off, cunts.
I was surprised it took being caught hiding in a locker in the women’s locker room for them to ask me to never come back.
Speaking of working out, here are some pics of Haylie Duff working out because she’s too irrelevant to get a post of her own….
Here’s Miley Cyrus Talking About Pilates Like the Idiot She Is…
There’s a part two to the Miley video in her “workout” gear, forgetting she is the driver…
You always see Kim Kardashian out in work out gear, you’d think she was trying to convince herself that if she puts on the clothes she’s halfway there to actually breaking a fucking sweat and getting her dumpy fucking body into some shape. Who knows, maybe on her intentions are legit and on her way to the gym, you know after telling herself that “today is the day”, she just gets sidetracked when she sees an Asian manicure place and by the time they are done on her mangled feet, it’s too late to work out, I mean especially since you don’t want to ruin the pedicure in her gym shoes, so she goes out for ice cream instead. You can’t really blame her for getting poor Asian women up on her shit and grinding her toe nails down, because she’s tried to do it herself but she just can’t seem to reach her feet, her gut gets in the fucking way.
Either way, she should probably be the one tending to a challenging foot, because god knows she needs the cardio.
In more tragic news, Lady Gaga was at the Brits pushing her sucking her dick to the top skills to the next level to secure a stronger UK audience by somehow working her way onto the bill by performing with the legendary gay anthem Pet Shop Boys because I guess they thought she was in their target market, until bitch took off her pants and they realized there was no sign of testicle.
The point is that she befriends the media like Perez because she knows he is huge and has huge visibility and plays nice to him so he thinks he is in because he’s a bottom feeding lonely leach trying to get the respect he thinks he deserves and her text messages provide that glimmer of hope, she befriends other artists, she caters to the gay market and the whole time she does it, she’s fucking ugly, I’m talking monster fucking ugly and there’s no sign of her disappearing yet, not that it’s easy for a mutant with a birth defect to keep low profile anywhere she goes, but as long as she’s off the TV, Internet and Radio, I’ll be happy.
Move over Hayden, new troll in the building…part of me feels like Hayden Panettiere found this girl and launched her career in the UK so that no one locally would ever find out that she was behind the her career when her US Success hits….the other part of me doesn’t really care.