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2009

13

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Here’s something fascinating. I was trying to get into my stats on my site and typed in anayltics.goog.com . I messed up the URL but was fascinated by what I found, not that I was that surprised with the desperation that went into this, her biological clock is ticking after all…Try it.

So I was in a car with a friend of mine and we saw a cleaning crew carrying a shop vac, so I rolled down the window and screamed “Your Vacuum Sucks”, thinking my bad joke would go over well and people would get it. Instead, no one laughed or appreciated the best bad joke of the day.

Enough of that, here are my links…

Now This is How You Pole Dance…Holla!
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Weird Valentine’s Day Cartoon….
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Cyber Sex is the Closest Thing to Real Sex a Virgin Like You Will Ever Get
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Everyday that Goes By I Hate Shanae Grimes Just a Little Bit More
And Her 9021-ORANGE Tan May Have Just Pushed Me Over The Edge
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DON’T EAT THE WINGS AT HOOTERS
(SERIOUSLY, THIS IS DISGUSTING)
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Because I Am Still Laughing At Christian Bale
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Living On A Continent On Brooklyn Deckers Ass Would Pretty Much Be Heaven on Earth
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This Octobabie Bitch Gets MOre Disgusting By the Day, By Both Her Actions and The Way She Looks
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I Love Bigots As Much As The Next Person, But Since He’s a Cartoon, It’s Okay
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Who Doesn’t Love a High Five Now and Again?
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Fetish: The 10 Hottest Bald Head Chicks
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Being Woken Up by Fake Gunshots Is Even Worse Then Being Woken
Up By Real Ones In My Opinion
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Oprah is Dead
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This New Bitch on American Idol is Kind of a Dog and Despite That,
Or Maybe Even Because of It, I Totally Want to Give it To Her
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Jazz Will Make Your Penis Want to Dance
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Self Shot Sluts
(Say That 3 Times Fast)
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Tatiana Del Toro Will Make You Want to Stick a Hot Curling Iron In Your Ear and Open It
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George Clooney May Well Get Tortured and/or Beheaded in Pakistan
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Michael Jackson Most Probably Has a Flesh Eating Disease.
Maybe He Can Get Some Skin Grafts From All The Kids He’s Molested
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Linday Lohan Pretty Much Looks Like an Upside Down Mop.
I Miss Her Big Tits, Don’t YOu?
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Danica Patrick is in Sports Illustrated
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The Sham-Wow Dude Methhead vs The Oxy Clean Homo Would Be a Death Match I Would Pay to See
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My Fatass Will Throwdown With Alexa Loren on the Tennis Court Any Day
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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If Thinking ThisBody Builder Chick Makes Me Part Homo, I’m Okay With That
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Spider Man Failure
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Roxanne Will Drive You Wild
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Even a Human Garbage Disposal Like Me Would Draw the Line When It Comes to Eating 20 Live Scorpions
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Hot Lesbians Usually Have a Way of Making a Bad Day Better
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Another Ugly Grade School Teacher is Fucking One of Her Students Again
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I Mean, Who HASN’T Been So Drunk That They Can’t Even Put Their Shorts On?
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Chris Brown is SINGLE! Ladies, One at a Time, Don’t All Maul Him At Once
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Keeley Hazell Topless Has Become a Part of My Daily Routine as Passing Out in Alleys and Wanting to Kill My Wife
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I Think These Tits -May- Actually Be Real
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Miley Cyrus is Getting Sued…For $4 Billion Dollarss
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More SI Swimsuit Sluts
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Jessica Simpson Goes Further Down the Road of Stupidity
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Remember the Little Hot Chick on Fresh Prince??
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Too Much Magic Bus
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Krystal Forscutt is Making Me Think All Sorts of Dirty Shit
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Burn Some Shit Down? Why Not?!s
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Britney Continues Down Her Path Back to Whoredom
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Will Ferral Can Do No Wrong
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Some Hot Agent Provocateur Valentine’s Day VIdeo Lap Dance Amazingness
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Columbo’s Wife Losing Her Shit on a Fan….
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Can You Take Your Eyes of this Big Titty Bitch’s Moustache?
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11 Ads To Disgust or Disturb You….
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Some Cupid Viral Video For Valenties Day About the Economic Crisis….or Some Shit…
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Webcam Girl And Sex Toys
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Some Sensual Seduction Webcam Dance Weirdness
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Some Shy Teen Doing a Quick Webcam Strip
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Some Lesbian Sex Video
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A Tale of Two Pussies
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Blonde in the Bathroom
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HELP DRUNKENSTEPFATHER OUT- Vote Our Reddit Submissions UP!!!
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Some Fat Chick in Her Bikini

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

12

Feb

Kate Hudson Does Some Paddle Surfing Gayness of the Day

Nothing says water sport like pissing on some unsuspecting bitch’s face while she suntans on the beach your on than paddlesurfing. You know they mean business when you can surf in a pair of sweatpants.

I have had a long hatred for this Hollywood trend called paddle surfing since I first found out it existed, because it is fucking stupid. If you want to go for a paddle, get a fucking canoe. If you want to go for a surf, put on a fucking wetsuit and surf, this hybrid shit looks fucking stupid, seems boring as shit and is probably the weirdest combination since blacks and asians started having babies. I don’t really know what that means, but it has to do with their genitals just not being able to fit into each other but still getting together, like riding a surfboard fully clothed with a fucking paddle.

What doesn’t confuse me is Kate Hudson’s booty, even when it’s in jogging pants that are crawling up her ass to find gold and by gold I mean poo..

Posted in:Kate Hudson|Paddle Surfing

2009

12

Feb

Kate Moss is Supposed to Be Pregnant in this See Through of the Day

Kate Moss is the boss. The rumor is that Kate Moss is pregnant because she’s got a belly and that’s a big deal for a retired model known form being fucking skinny, but she’s out getting drunk, so I assume she’s not, but then again these British slags (Lily Allen), don’t mind getting fucked up while pregnant, you feel less guilty when you have a miscarriage due to negligence versus an intentional abortion. I think she’s lookin’ alright in her see through outfit, but I also think crackwhores look alright because they are willing and affordable, so I’m probably not the best judge of these things.

On a side note, I miss Pete Doherty, bring him back you cunt. He was an inspiration to us all and now he’s gone.

Posted in:Kate Moss|Pregnant|See Through

2009

12

Feb

Some PETA Stunt For Foie Gras of the Day


I don’t know what PETA is trying to pull but they are protesting some store or restaurant because they sell Foie Gras. Now I’m not a foody, but I am also not an idiot, so I know what Foie Gras is, mainly because the last time I had a blood test, my doctor told me that I had a fatty liver from hard drinking and that I needed to shape up, I never did because I thought it made me luxurious like this duck liver that comes from jacking ducks up with food to the point of obesity before ripping their insides out and serving it as an overpriced delicacy.

Now I have tried it because I live in Quebec and I feel like this is a french thing and I wasn’t down with it because shit was fatty as fuck and I am not into expensive food, just give me some noodles and butter and I’m happy, but I don’t hate people who do eat it, but PETA does and this is yet another one of their stupid publicity stunts where people get half naked to make their point.

My theory is if you want to make a point PETA, you may want to hire models who don’t look like they’ve been eating Foie Gras the last three weeks to really understand their cause, you know when I see these girls I think they’re saying to not serve foie gras because they want it all for their fat selves, that means replace this sloppy fucking bitches with girls I’d actually take seriously. Until you do that, I’m going to head to my local park, steal one of the wild ducks and lock him in my bathroom feeding him until I can sell him for a small fortune to some Jews who are experimental in their eating.

Here are the pics of PETA making a mockery of a good cause, because I like animals, I just hate attention whores unless they are local enough for me to exploit.

If you look closely, one of them has a nipple. FInd it.

Posted in:Foie Gras|PETA

2009

12

Feb

Akon’s House of the Day

Here’s a video of Akon’s house and I decided to post it because I always love seeing the stars struggling during the economic and what better way to do that than watch these crib shows and see the ridiculous shit these people have, whether it is a fully professional kitchen, or an alligator pit in the middle of their living room floor, or even an indoor lap pool or a fingerprint lock to access the bedroom so he can’t get caught cheating on his chick, it all screams that these motherfuckers make too much money.

Posted in:Akon|House

2009

12

Feb

Sasha Grey Shows Off Her Deep Throat Skills in this Exclusive Clip of the Day

Here’s a clip of Sasha Grey learning how to deep throat a dildo as part of Vivid’s newest TV and Porn Re-Make.

For some reason, Sasha Grey is everyone’s favorite pornstar or at least the hottest porn star who gets paid the most out there right now. She works independently, gets linked to every studio’s big movie and even gets mainstream gigs, and I may not be entirely sure why she’s made it, I think it’s gotta do with her not having fake tits, being gothic and hipster and lookin like the girl next door with bush, who sucks the meanest cock, is young and doesn’t look damaged and does really fucking dirty things because she pretends it’s some next level intellectual experience.

So Vivd, the porn company that knows how to fluff mainstream media like they were one of their own contract girls before landing contracts have another TV show about to hit.

First they did that whole Debbie Does Dallas Again shit and you need to Check Out Drunkenstepfather At Their Party, It is Funny , then they did some show about the girls of Porn Valley where you get to see their contract girls do whatever the fuck they do, and now they are remaking Deep Throat. They are hustlas.

Here’s a little blurb I got with the video…..

VIVID OWNS SATURDAY NIGHT! Vivid is back on Showtime with our new reality series “Deeper Throat,“ Saturday nights at 11.30pm starting Feb. 14th. The series follows the behind the scenes adventures that Vivid went through to remake the classic “Deep Throat” into the movie “Throat” which will be in stores on 3/18. And…stay tuned to Showtime for an encore showing of “Debbie Does Dallas Again”  immediately following, at midnight.

It’s going to be good TV. Here’s another clip of Sasha Grey naked and dead for you necro weirdos out there.

For More info I am sure you can find it at Vivid

Posted in:Clips|Deepter Throat|Exclusive|Vivid

2009

12

Feb

Aubrey O’Day and Her Playboy Photoshop Bullshit of the Day

These Aubrey O’Day pictures have been doing the rounds the past couple of days. I was waiting for the spread pussy shots that you’d expect from her to hit before posting her Playboy cover, you know to give you something you can actually appreciate, because seeing a whore in Playboy, not naked is a fucking annoyance. You know she gets fucked by black cock every fucking night, you know she lets her dog crawl into her tattered womb, you know she got kicked out of her girl band bullshit and desperate to get attention and you know the concept behind doing Playboy to get ahead was a commendable one, you know like a med student who becomes a Gogo dancer at a club, you know the girl who dresses in booty shorts and dances on stage to set the mood, when we all know she should be getting naked and giving lap dances and letting strangers grab her for 10 dollars a song, meaning, that despite making the right moves as a slut doesn’t always mean having the right outcome.

What I am trying to say is…Let’s see some labia even if it’s photoshopped to look worth fucking, kinda like she was in these Playboy pictures.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Playboy

2009

12

Feb

Pink and Her Disgusting Lesbian Friend of the Day

Here are some pictures of Pink with her friend. What are the chances this pig’s a fucking lesbian. Seriously I first saw them and was wondering why Pink was out with some Perez Hilton lookin’ motherfucker, then realized that this bitch actually has a vagina and doesn’t just wish she had one like the actual Perez Hilton.

Now I am all for dykes, I figure it’s a great outlet for victims of rape and abuse to take, you know since they are scared of cock and need to get lovin’ somewhere.

It’s even a good strategy for fat chicks that guys would rather not fuck and if they did they’d treat them like the shit that they are, where turning to women will be a lot more wholesome and pleasant for them, you know spending their days at farmer’s markets or planting trees, eating organic and vegan food and going on bike rides while protesting same sex marriages and shopping for flannel together, instead of getting told how useless an ugly they are.

All that to say that men are real jerks, so if you’re done with them, you might as well take Pink’s lead and find the closest thing you can to one, without actually being one.

Posted in:Disgusting|Lesbian|Pink

2009

12

Feb

Sean Stewart Gets Pussy of the Day

I came across these pictures and felt the need to post them because I like to follow Sean Stewart’s every move. Especially when it comes to getting laid.

The guy is a pussy who cries about how his dad was never there for him and blames his dad for his drug addiction like a pussy rich kid would, instead of just embracing the fact that he hates himself just as much as everyone else does and that he’ s probably 30 years old and still dealing with lame teenage bullshit, because he’s fucking coddled, has all the money sent his way so that his dad doesn’t need to feel guilty about hating the cocksucker, all while he works towards a long and drawn out, boring and typical self-destruction.

But none of that seems to bother girls, they seem to think getting in with him is as close as they’ll get to getting with someone who is famous or has money and that maybe they can convince him to buy them Chanel or someshit, because personal gain is the only reason anyone would hang with him.

Bonus that is Seriously Not a Bonus – Here is His Dad Taking His Lamborghini Linguini for a Drive….

Here’s the Video…

Posted in:Making Out|PDA|Sean Stewart|Slut

2009

12

Feb

Jaoquin Phoenix On Letterman of the Day

I am sure this has made its rounds, it’s a clip of Jaoquin Phoenix from letterman, where he’s pulling some kind of stunt, you know slow to answer, unshaved and chillin’ like he’s high or medicated, but watching this makes me want to get on whatever fuckin’ pill he’s on or pretending to be on. I mean he’s an actor and who knows what is true. I think playing uninterested would be easy, I do it all the fucking time, so I am not convinced he’s actually left acting for a rap career because that’s what he wants to do, even if he’s from a crazy family with a history of drug use, or if he’s actually doing this as part of a bigger project like a documentary or whatever the fuck they are reporting, and I guess it really doesn’t matter, because it’s funny, whether it is a real celebrity falling out or just a publicity stunt and Letterman handles himself pretty well.

Bonus – Bar Refaeli was on Letterman and Her tits are Better than River’s Brother.

Bar Refaeli On Her Way to Letterman…

Posted in:David Letterman|Jaoquin Phoenix