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2009

06

Jan

Never Too Late For This Billie Piper Huge Nipple Shit of the Day

I don’t know how I missed this shit, actually I do, because it is fucking gross and because I have no idea who the fuck Billie Piper is, but look at that fucking nipple. If I was a chick, that would be enough evidence to opt for the abortion, I mean along with everything else that comes with pregnancy, like annoying kids who rob you of your money and your life. I guess the fun that lies ahead for Billie Piper is seeing how fat he gets considering he’s being fed out of a fucking garden hose. Seriously, if those nipples were any bigger, they’d be slowly creeping up her fucking neck and is far less sexy than all the times I’ve watched these new age mom’s in coffee shops and bus shelters feed their little parasites, but I guess the reason for those boners was the whole idea of being a peeping pervert. Either way, here are those pics, even though you’ve probably seen them, but I figure with nipples that big, you’d need a couple of days to see the whole thing, kinda like traveling China.

Posted in:Billie Piper|Breast Feeding|Huge Nipples

2009

06

Jan

Bar Refaeli is in Cabo of the Day

So as Bar Refaeli’s home is getting blown the fuck up and Israel and kills Arabs and Arabs try to bomb them back, Bar Refaeli was busy worrying about her family and friends by bringing out her own guns on the fuckin’ beach (yes, that’s the kind of comedy this site has come to) and she vowed to do at least one shot per life lost back home as long as shit doesn’t interfere with her tanning time.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Bikini

2009

06

Jan

Shenae Grimes is a Fucking Idiot of the Day

People want to fuck Shenae Grimes, and now they may have hope because it turns out she’s a fucking idiot and everyone knows idiot girls are usually the easiest to bed. The paparazzi ask Shenae Grimes about John Travolta’s son’s death and she says “it’s amazing”, but have a feeling she means “it’s a shock” and not “amazing” like when her boyfriend pulls off a hard skateboard trick or some shit, and when they say the possibility that Scientology prevented him from getting the right treatment, she said “You guys are very political” tonight. Now I don’t know English that well, but I think she meant controversial and I guess it’s just another example of the inadequacy of tutors on TV sets robbing the kids of the high school experience by doing their tests for them, leaving them about as smart as a fucking eighth grade drop out, which works well in trying to exploit them and milk them for as much money as you can. I guess what it comes down to is that I’d expect this out of an American, I’ve seen Jay Walking on Jay Leno, but a Canadian making these kinds of mistakes is just embarrassing.

Posted in:Idiot|Shenae Grimes

2009

06

Jan

Jenny McCarthy’s Hot Body in a Bikini with her Brother of the Day

I always wanted to punch Jenny McCarthy in the face, which may not be saying much since I want to punch most women in the face, I think it’s one of those wanting to do what you’re not allowed to do, you know the same reason your 15 year old daughter is rippin’ lines and sucking two dicks at a time while skipping school, only a lot more angry. The reason I wanted to punch her in the face wasn’t just because she had fake tits and a pussy, but because she was fucking annoying. I’d see her yelling aggressively at me on TV back in the 90s used to piss me off in a big way and I’d want to shove that big horse head in the motherfucking trough and hold her under the water until I felt her stop resisting, knowing that enough oxygen was deprived from her brain to leave her in the corner playing with rocks and drooling, calm and not bouncing off the walls screaming at me, like her autistic son, but her body is pretty fucking spectacular considering all she’s been through and how old she is, so seeing her in some bikini pictures works for me since her screechy annoying yelps can’t be heard, but the real thing that makes these pictures hot is that this couple look like fraternal twins and everyone loves seeing or thinking about twins fucking, it’s next masturbation we can envy since we’ve exhausted every masturbation method possible to keep things fresh and don’t have a twin to feel like we’re fucking ourselves.

Here are those pics…

Posted in:Body|Hot|Jenny McCarthy|Tight

2009

06

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

The site keeps going down, I can only assume it has to do with Scientology coming to get me because I may have implied that they are responsible for Travolta’s kid’s death, or maybe it’s just some crazed Saturday Night Fever fan (I am sure they exist and know computers better than they know most things) who can’t handle what I write, but I do know it all started after that Travolta post and can only assume it’s related. Speaking of related, my stepdaugther’s cousin emailed me to tell me she just turned 18 and now can take nude pics of herself for me, when I asked her for the goods she pretty much laughed in my face over the computer, called me a pervert and logged off and it’s girls like that who are the real fucking whores, the ones who actually get naked are angels sent from heaven. The truth is she wasn’t actually my stepdaughter’s cousin, but it was my segue (scooter).

Here are my links for today…I did it…I posted links on time. Motherfuckers, I’m back.

here Bitches on Rock of Love are Just Too Fucking Much
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Rachel Stevens Gets Her Lingerie On in FHM
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Close Ups of the Biggest Tits in the World!
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Hef’s New Twins Do What They Do Best
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Design Your Own Sneakers!
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So THAT’S What They Do with Our Mail!
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Lizzie Says Farewell to Christmas
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Chyler Leigh Makes Grey’s Anatomy Worth Watching
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Salt Water Taffy
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Because Yes, Fucking Dudes Makes You a Fag
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Kim Kardashian Takes it in the Ass
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Amy Winehouse Tit Slip Will Make You Want to Puke
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Some Bikini Shots of One of the Bitches From The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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More From the Gorgeous Tuny Chicken Machine Show
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Fergie Needs to Stop Worrying About Her Body and Start Worrying About Her Face
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Can Jessica Simpson Just Do Me a Favor and Fall Off the Face of the Earth?
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Britney’s Twitter Got Hacked
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Elmo is Creepy
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Luna Works It For the Cam
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Cat Fight Mops the Floor
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Record Breaking NYE Jump
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Adriana Sage Has The Ultimate Climax
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Who Doesn’t Love a Good Face Plant
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Who Needs Food?
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Because I Know You’re Back to Work Today, and You Need Some Excitement In Your Life
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Copier Gross Out
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Because Your Porn Collection Can Never Be Too Big
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Samantha Ronson Channels Her Inner Freddy Kruger
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Busty Babe Plays With Herself
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Because You Should Start the New Year Off Right. By Getting Laid
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Tara Reid is Still in Rehab
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Scarlett Johansson’s Esquire Photo Throwback
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Day at the Beach
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Katie Holmes Gets More Fucking Haggard By the Day
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Danni Wells is Naked
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Porn Site Strip Club
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Shay Laren Likes Polka Dots
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Turn a Juice Box into a Camera
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Zhang Ziyi, The Hot Bitch From Crouching Tiger, Is Looking Good in a Bikini
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Lycra Triangles Cover Titties
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Katie Holmes Spent – Wait for It – $14 Million Dollars in Six Months
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Hula Hoop Fun
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Mother Daughter Sex Prank
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS….

Some Girl and Her Really Big Tits
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A Collection of a Girl, Her Underwear Collection and a Mirror
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An Asian Titty Lick
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Black Girl and Her Box
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Some Ethnic Girl Posing
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This Shooter Girls’ Got Tits….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

05

Jan

Women Have Orgasms During Childbirth of the Day

So there’s a report that women have orgasms when giving birth, at least they interviewed some weird hippie chick who is obviously a modern dancer and the kind of girl who probably has orgasms walking or crossing her legs, because she’s so in tune with her body or something equally obnoxious that only girls with hairy bushes really understand while giving natural water birth, who claims she came giving birth, and there are a bunch of crazy bitches who agree that the passing of a watermelon through their cunts is pleasurable and the whole thing is kinda funny considering that orgasmic moment for the mom may be the last one, because for the rest of their marriage, their husbands’ orgasms will happen thinking about their wife before the day when the vagina they married was a little less mangled or most likely thinking of hotter, younger girls they can’t have. Good Times.

Posted in:Birth|Orgasms|women|Zoe Kravitz|Zoey Zane|Zoo Weekly

2009

05

Jan

Shauna Sand is Emotional of the Day

Shauna Sand brought her big tits and plastic face out to some event and the paparazzi asked her how she felt about John Travolta’s son and she said she cried all day. I call lie on that shit because I know for a fact that her tear ducts were removed during an eye lift and she’s so jacked up on botox the only thing she’s still able to do is suck dick and that’s only because she made sure to work around her self-induced disability to do the only thing she ever really knew how to do. Either way, it’s always fun to see her in action because the idea that people care enough about her to even bother talking to her is pretty much the biggest joke about all this.

Posted in:Shauna Sand|Tits

2009

05

Jan

Miley Cyrus in Some Ripped Pantyhose of the Day

Miley Cyrus is really taking this teenage slut thing seriously. Here she is wearing a pair of pantyhose you’d expect to find on a dead hooker found in an alley in the seedy part of town after she was raped and killed, or even in a field an hour out of town for the more nature loving whore killers. Or maybe even something you’d see on a crackwhore who is on day 5 of a serious bender that’s left her curled up in the corner of a charge by the hour motel room, unshowered, in the same clothes she came in on, crying in the corner alone, but it’s definitely not something you’d expect a 15 year old to be wearing as if to advertise how her 21 year old ravages her so aggressively because the passion is so high that she can’t keep a pair of pantyhose for more than a couple hours before the crotch is ripped out and his fingers are scratching a record like he was Sam Ronson on her box, but I am probably jumping to conclusions, she probably got them at Hot Topic and they are probably part of the Perez Hilton clothing collection and her older fame hunting boyfriend is gay and just with her for the publicity knowing that she’ll never try to bang him since she’s a good little Christian who is totally sexually satisfied thanks to the execs at Disney. Sure, talking about a 15 year old sexually is considered wrong, maybe even illegal in the US, but I like to look at it as a practice that created your great culture…without pregnant 15 year olds in the 1600s, none of you white folk would be eating your McDonald’s or drinking your Coca Cola today, so hating on me for talking about a 15 year old having sex is like a black person hating on slavery, that shit just doesn’t happen….oh wait…maybe I’m wrong about that….but what I am not wrong about is that when I was 15 I was fucking and I’m sure you were too, and if you weren’t you would have been, if you found a girl retarded enough to let you, I’m talking Down’s Syndrome retarded not bad judgement retarded, because those in helmets usually have low standards. I think that’s enough of this post.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Pantyhose|Ripped|Slut

2009

05

Jan

Zhang Ziyi is Topless and Molested at the Beach of the Day

Her name is Zhang Ziyi and I don’t know who she is, but by her name, I think it’s safe to say she’s not white. She is however a whore, and here she is topless and letting some dude molest her ass like he was her English Teacher and she was eager to please because he came from the promised land of opportunity and she would be willing to do anything to get there, and he had no problem paying her 5 dollars a week to be his full time hired girlfriend and do all the things regular girlfriends are supposed to do but don’t, like sex on demand, cleaning and laundry and anal.


To See the Rest of the Pictures You Gotta Click This Link…Cuz I Don’t Want to Get Sued….
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Posted in:Ass|Topless|Zhang Ziyi

2009

05

Jan

Kate Moss Tit Slip in Thailand of the Day

For the longest time I was a fan of Kate Moss. I didn’t find her to be the hottest bitch out there but something about her turned me on. Maybe it was because she didn’t shower, didn’t give a fuck and was always high or drunk, maybe it was because she wasn’t fat, had lots of money and looked like she liked to fuck even if her vagina was dirtier than a janitor’s mop bucket at an pre-school that just had to deal with a gastro-intestinal outbreak that left shit and puke on the walls, I was down. But it’s a couple of years later, time has done it’s job, and I’m over it, but I’ll still post her little floppy tit any chance I can get….


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Speaking of being over it, it looks like she’s not over Pete Doherty, because here’s a picture of Kate Moss trying to scratch him off her, but seems like no matter how hard she scratches, or how deep those nails go, the itch just never goes away…

Posted in:Kate Moss|Tit Slip