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2008

05

Dec

Anne Hathaway and Her Flat Oscar Ass of the Day

Anne Hathaway may bore the shit out of me. I see a sloppy lookin flat assed chick who a lot of guys want to fuck becuase she reminds them of the librarian or some shit, but she’s slated to be nominated for an Oscar for some movie she played a drug addict in, a movie I will probably never see, because if I want to see boring, sloppy, flat assed chicks on drugs, I’ll take my business to the streets. It is the weekend and I shouldn’t be posting now, so I will stop.

Here’s some Anne Hathaway See Through Shirt Pictures With Band Aids on Her TIts from God Knows When…..

Posted in:Anne Hathaway|Flat Ass

2008

05

Dec

O.J.’s Emotional Plea in Court of the Day

So O.J. Simpson was was sentenced to at least 15 years in prison for his role in an armed confrontation with sports memorabilia dealers in a Las Vegas hotel in 2007. He must serve at least nine years before he can be considered for parole. I’d say karma was a bitch, but considering he got off from brutally killing his wife and her lover, I guess, it wasn’t really karma getting him in the ass, but his own stupidity to take the law into his own hands, which in his defense makes sense, considering how the law worked out for his wife and getting her killer behind bars.

This is a video of his heart warming plea and apology that I assume he made before getting his sentence. I guess this proves that no one is above the law forever, and after killing a couple of people and getting off, you should probably move to the Caribbean or Canada or some shit and lay low, instead of writing confessional books about the murder and pullin’ stupid illegal stunts, I guess it’s safe to say that O.J. isn’t really the brightest man out there, but this video kinda brings a tear to my eye, America is racist. The court system is designed to be hard on black people and if O.J. was white they would have let him off a second time. I heard he only got caught for this because he was driving around in a Mercedes and everyone knows if you’re black and in a Mercedes, you’re obviously breaking some law.

Posted in:OJ Simpson|Plea|Sentence

2008

05

Dec

Heidi Montag’s Got More Mexico Bikini Pictures of the Day

As hard as it is to not hate Heidi and Spencer and everyone from The Hills, it’s hard not to respect and get what they are doing. Sure they are total assholes in the way they act and in how they badly play up the cameras and play the pawns in some MTV scripted life, but they are still living the fucking life. I know that at the end of all this, they won’t know where to seperate the real Heidi and the on camera Heidi, but she’ll have so much fucking money to really fucking care and that’s all assuming she had any fucking substance before signing up to this shit. My theory is that she didn’t. She was just one of those plastic cunts, not the kind you hide under your bed so your mom doesn’t find it and realize that this “girlfriend” you’ve been talking about is just a rubber thing you fuck, but the kind of plastic cunts who really didn’t have any other opportunities, so if anything she won the lottery, she’s the one in Mexico, she’s the one fucking this cocksucker Pratt, and she’s not the one sitting at home watching re-runs of the show, following their every move and fantasizing about banging Pratt while gossiping about their fabricated lives. That’s not to say that all of humanity even knows what this shit, but the vapid little cunts who do, are no better than the vapid little cunt their obsessing over. So the show’s a joke, the concept is alright, the players are fucking clowns, but the real asshole in all this is the people who watch.

Not that you care, since you don’t watch this shit, and you aren’t a teenage girl, even though you wish you were so that you could feel your 15 year old vagina and not get arrested, you just like lookin at Montag’s body in a bikini and I am not judgin’ cuz she looks as good as most strippers I’ve paid 10 dollars to touch their tits and that’s gotta count for somethin’

Posted in:Bikini|Heidi Montag|Mexico

2008

05

Dec

Lily Allen’s Miscarriage Ass Goes Shopping of the Day

Here are some pictures of Lily Allen wearing the panties she should have kept on when she got knocked up and was forced to abort the mission because the relationship with the baby daddy went sour and because she was more into feeding herself liquor and drugs than breast feeding babies, so that’s why she’s out not shopping for baby clothes. It’s really too bad this short legged dumpy ass didn’t take fertilization when she had a chance, because based on how she looks, the next time around, provided her uterus wasn’t damaged by a botched abortion, will definitely be with an opportunist lookin’ to K-Fed a bitch, than someone who truly loves her or finds her attractive, because I know ugly girls get laid, because guys are horny as fuck, and sometimes guys get locked in and marry the ugly girls because they have no other prospect and they like the sex and are in too deep and don’t like being alone, but those ugly girls aren’t famous and don’t have guys knockin’ down their doors to get a date with them because they are famous, so the future of Lily Allen will be her being used for her money and not for her pussy like all other girls and I guess when she figures all that out, it’ll sting, probably a lot less than the regrets of her abortion….

Posted in:Ass|Lily Allen|Miscarriage|Panties

2008

05

Dec

Paris Hilton Almost Died of the Day

Well unfortunately she didn’t die or almost die, but she is a rich kid and the kind of person who doesn’t leave the hosue for a week if she’s got a pimple. Unfortunately for the guys who have got herpes from her, she doesn’t take the same approach to pimples in her panties, but that’s just because the world doesn’t stare at them when in her party dress. What happened was she made a Grandiose Spoiled Cunt Who Thinks She’s Royalty exit from a club, as she does, without realizing she was walking into a brawl and she ended up getting pushed as some dude went nuts on a paparazzi, throwing punches because I assume he got sent an invoice for 50,000 dollars for posting their pictures like I did. Or maybe he got mad because the paparazzi got footage of him cheating on his girlfriend, like some guy who tried to fight me a few years ago while I was walking down the street video taping people and stopping on the slut he was with’s fake tits. Dude grabbed me by the throat, his group of 8 guys and 8 hookers circled around me and tried to break my camera, but we agreed to just delete the video because I wasn’t in the mood to get beat the fuck up by crazy guys I could tell like UFC who were drunk and jacked on coke and they weren’t in the mood to be made internet famous for their wives to figure out what the boys to when they go to Montreal for the weekend. The good news is that the video I deleted wasn’t even worth jerking off to so I guess I won in the end, at least that’s what I tell myself….as for Paris Hilton, it’s pretty unfortunate this wasn’t a gun fight and she just happened to get JFKed, not because I hate her, because I really don’t give a fuck, but because she’s pretty much better off dead.

Posted in:Fight|Paris Hilton

2008

05

Dec

Foxy Brown’s Tits Fall Out of Her Corset of the Day

Fatty Foxy Brown was performing in Sacramento, I didn’t realize she was still around, but by the looks of it, it looks like she’s twice as big as she used to be. This video is of her tits falling out of a corset that she should consider replacing, or punishing for not doing its job properly, since despite it’s firm grip, still make her look like she’s lost the war with food, but apparently her tits fall out of it, so maybe ill-fitting clothes aren’t the end of the world, if you like seeing fat black tits floppin’ all over the fuckin’ place like they are ready to feed their 8 babies, or some shit. I can’t really make out her nipples, because it’s dark in there and I can barely make her out in the video, but I do see a whole lot of titty jiggle and when horny enough, you take what you can get.

Posted in:Foxy Brown|Tit Slip

2008

05

Dec

Passive Aggressive Sex Rejection of the Day

I will tell you why this long drawn out video none of you will watch is funny and that is because of the back story I can pretty much guarantee behind this and that is that dude meets a girl and builds up the courage to invite her out on a date, she agrees because she’s not all that hot or used to boys taking the traditional route of trying to wine and dine her. So he puts on his favorite blazer and she dresses up as classy as she can and they go out to a restaurant for a bite to eat. He orders a bottle of wine and tries to get her drunk thinking it’ll make the fuck easier to secure, but doesn’t realize she’s running all these different ways to get out of the awkward moment that’s bound to come where he tries to get in her pants, so she does what any passive aggressive girl who is unsure of herself and scared to offend or rub the guy the wrong way after he so kindly tried his best to fuck her. So she fakes that she’s sick and can’t walk and dude tries to play nice about the whole thing, knowing she only had one glass of wine but still unable to accept that she won’t fuck his lame ass, so he holds her hair, feels her tit a bit all while she sits there about to be sick, but never actually getting sick, because she’s not sick and it’s all just part of her master fucking plan to not give up her vagina despite how badly she probably needs it. To make things worse, bitch is so prude that no only will she not let herself get fucked but she doesn’t know that real drunk people about to be sick is a lot messier than this, with a lot more spitting and dizziness and a lot less put together. Good job though, maybe you can take your acting to The Hills or some shit…..Either way, watch the video because I thought it was funny and it’s my site so I can post what I want to, even if it is shitty original content….

Posted in:Passive Aggressive|Rejection|Sex|stepTV

2008

05

Dec

Jimmy Kimmel Kills Old People of the Day

I saw this clip yesterday and thought it was funny, not because it is Jimmy KImmel, let me say that again, this is not funny because of Kimmel, what is funny is that some woman died watching his show and he tries to blame the Jonas Brothers for it, because they were on the show around the time she died, and because it’s easy to blame the virgins, but we all know that the Jonas Brothers had nothing to do with it, and the fact that Jimmy Kimmel has a show does. We know she sat there trying to figured out how the fuck a guy like that gets his own show and figured it was time to step out of the party that was her 88 year old life. It’s one of those, thanks for the good times world, but it’s time to finish my drink, put my jacket on and walk the fuck away from the shit show this party has become, like the time I went to a friend’s birthday and all the girls left by midnight and the dudes started wrestling each other and furniture topless, so I stole the beer and snuck out, only in this case, bitch won’t be heading to the strip club to de-gay herself, but instead she’s 6 feet under. Point of the story is that I am surprised she wasn’t watching Carson Daly when she died, because he’s even worst than Kimmel….

Posted in:Jimmy Kimmel|Murderer

2008

05

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I got fan mail….

Jesus,

I just felt the need to write a short e-mail to tell you how fabulous I think your website is. It is the perfect combination of useless information and perversion. I am a young mom of three children with a hell of alot of time on my hands when they are at school. So, just thank you for providing me with a great way to waste my time. Sure I could be cleaning or cooking or some other boring domestic chore. Instead I check your website everyday and it makes me supremely happy. Might I be slightly disturbed? Probably…..but I think everyone who reads your blog must be.
 
Anyway have a spectacular day!

Three kids? Woman you got to learn how to keep those legs shut and if you insist on getting slammed, make the fucker pull the fuck out. It is never too late to take them on a trip to Asia and accidentally lose them at an airport, then we will have all the time to be together via the internet. Think about it and while you do, check out these links, I chose them all for you….I may just flirting with you because I know you put out…but really, what difference does it make. God, I hope you’re still lactating….Okay….enough of this….thanks for reading, Now LINKS………

Some Big Man on a Little Horse
GO

Marilyn Manson’s New Pussy and She Looks As Thrill as Her Hatred For Life Allows
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Isla Fisher is Looking Good in FHM
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Amy and Blake Say Goodbye the Only Way They Know How…And Complaints of a Horrible Smell of Death in their Neighborhood Tripled
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Hillary Duff And Her Nipples ARe Christmas Shopping
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All the Zoo GIrls in Film
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Paris Really Lost Out in the Best Friend Department If You Ask Me
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The Pussycat Dolls Want You To Buy Their Panties
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Alexis Capri Takes My Breath Away
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Computer Friends Are For Losers Like You
GO

Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Well I’m Glad Sex Education is Doing Some Good For The Kids Today
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Japanese Spanking Torture Game Show
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I Want to Fuck Eva Mendes So Bad It Makes My Flacid Penis Hurt
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Somehow Paris Hilton + Disney Seems Like Complete Disaster
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Here’s a Pretty Hot Cake
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Skate Tokyo
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Madonna Photoshopped To Shit And Showing Her Flexibility for Luis Vuitton
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May I Have This Dance?
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Tree Climb Fail
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Sluts You Know You Can Count
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Best Wal-Mart Prank Ever
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Bear Attacks Women
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jenny Haze Wants To Show You Here Moves
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A-Rod is Already Cheating on Madonna
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Victoria Looks Like a Dude
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Striptease of the Day
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Sean Avery Makes Aplogies NotBecause He Is Sorry But Because His Contract is at Stake
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Susie and Rosie Want to Wish You a Merry Christmas
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Ice Sculpture Fail
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Jaime Hammer Wants You To Nail Her
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More Pussy Cat Dolls
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Cali logan Wants You To Meet Her Friend
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How About Some Sexy Panties
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Girls With Pigtails Make Me Smile
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Mariah Carey is Losing It
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Happy Birthday Rio
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survivor is the Dumbest Show Ever
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Riley is a Myspace
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Win at Tic Tac Toe Everytime
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True Love Defined
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Nicole Richie Throwback Skinny Ass in a Bikini
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Heidi Montag is Dressed Like a Animal At the Zoo
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Kate Bosworth’s Legs
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Inked TIts Gallery
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An Indian Actress Topless on the Beach With Her Boyfriend
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Lesbian To Better Her Career Anne Heche is Knocked Up and It’s A Lot Better than Playing WIth Ellen’s Pussy
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Some Fatty Shows Off Her Animal Bra
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Some Parkour Fail
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The Inner Demon in This Slut Scares Me….
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Old Chick Gets Sexy…
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Some Dude’s Collection of Sluts….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

04

Dec

Kourtney Kardashian is a Horrible Christmas Present of the Day

So Kourtney Kardashian got into the Christmas spirit 3 weeks early and dressed up like some kind of luxurious wrapping paper you see in the window displays of the luxury boutiques in the big city. Unfortunately, Kourtney Kardashian’s last boyfriend told me that she’s a lot less of a gift and more of a part time job because she’s needy as fuck like most rich brats who always got what they wanted growing up because their dad who was too busy for them hired a staff and issued an expense account to use to shut them up because he didn’t want to deal with them.

The good news, is that like her sister, her vagina seems all about eating all things black. Sure, it may have started with these leggings, but I guess you gotta take babysteps before fully jumping into sex with a black dude, you know especially since her ass isn’t quite fat enough, but by the looks of it, it’s getting there.

Posted in:Cameltoe|Kourtney Kardashian