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2008

03

Dec

Katy Perry Isn’t Just Annoying, But She’s Also Fucking Ugly of the Day

PUT A RING ON IT …KATY PERRY

Katy Perry is a victim of positive reinforcement. Someone forgot to tell her that she fucking sucks and instead was surrounded by people who suck her big fucking dick all day long, making her think what she’s doing is relevant because of the paychecks, radio play, and crowds aplauding for you, without realizing the people who are paying to see her are just fucking idiots who eat up anything the radio feeds them.

So she can’t sing, she can’t dance and to make shit worse, she’s not even good looking or worth a fuck. She’s just a fat chick who isn’t fat right now, and her novelty act needs to fucking die, because if it doesn’t I probably will. I am easily affected by things, especially when I can’t escape them everywhere I fucking go.

Here’s a video of her doing the Beyonce dance, because she’s an annoying cunt, and a photoshoot where she looks hideous, because even with make-up, photoshop and good lighting, she can’t escape her fate…….

Posted in:Beyonce|Katy Perry|Photoshoot

2008

03

Dec

Lily Allen is Babyless and Out of Gas of the Day

January 18th of last year, Lily Allen had a miscarriage. As a 22 year old pop star, miscarriage is code for abortion, they just don’t like using the word Abortion, because it pisses off her pro-life fans. The cause of the baby in training’s death doesn’t matter. The fact that she’s into hard drinking, smoking and drug use just means the dead baby is better off being a dead baby. What does matter is that on December 1 of this year, Lily Allen wasn’t carting around her 2 month old baby, making a stop at the gas station to fill up her minivan, because she never had to get one and that’s a good thing, because bitch can’t even keep gas in her babyless car, leading me to believe that she probably wouldn’t have been able to keep her baby fed and alive for very long if she hadn’t ended the pregnancy, so I guess someone needs to let her know that the mourning process is over and she can stop the emotional eating because America like their popstars a lot less tubby than this bitch.

Posted in:Babyless|Lily Allen

2008

03

Dec

The Danny Devito Debate of the Day

There’s a little debate going on in the Martinez household, that’s not really a house, but more of a crack den, but that’s not the point. I saw this really useless video of Danny Devito and his wife Carla from Cheers and I couldn’t really grasp how he fucks her. That’s when my wife jumped in and said that she doesn’t understand how Rhea Perlman fucks him. So we got into this little argument, where I’m defending that Danny Devito’s worth a round before Carla from Cheers, and on a scale of attractiveness, she’s a fucking troll and he’s just a short fat Italian guy and some sequence of events that lead to him going for her instead of some money grubbing gold digging wallet fucker lookin’ for the good life and finding it through some short fat Italian guy, while Rhea Perlman is just disgusting and no matter how much she made on Cheers, no money is enough to end up with her and it makes no sense to me, so I figured I’d bring the life changing debate to the site for you to discuss amongst yourself, since there’s only one person reading this shit….

Here’s Some Old Rhea Perlman Videos…..to prove my point….

Talking to the media….

Getting Pied….

Singing Autographs in Isreal

Posted in:Danny Devito|Rhea Perlman

2008

03

Dec

How About Some More Lohan Ronson of the Day

Here’s another video of Lohan and Ronson shopping. I don’t really know why I am bothering posting it, but it kinda made me laugh, not because they follow Ronson around where she tells them they are following the wrong person, or because they confuse her for not being a Jew and ask how her Christmas shopping is going, and not because some New York accent screams out of no where at Lohan asking “How’s your fawtha?”, completely out of fucking context, but I guess trying to either rub in the fact that she has no relationship with her dad, or that she’s got major daddy issues, or maybe he has no idea they are estranged and have issues, or maybe he just likes being an asshole, but because they ask Ronson if she’s had the Ronson shake and Ronson’s got know idea hat they are talking about, but probably assumed they were asking about one of Lohan’s bedroom tricks, but she laughs it off when she realizes that it’s the Milkshake Paparazzi guy trying to push his shit on the people he exploits…Either way, I guess the whole thing really wasn’t all that funny, so I’ll leave you some Asian dude singing Touch My Body because it’s amazing.

Posted in:Lesbians|Lindsay Lohan|Samantha Ronson

2008

03

Dec

Vanessa Carbone’s Topless for the Whales of the Day

Her name is Vanessa Carbone and she’s some ex-playmate with a cause. I guess bitches who get naked for money in hopes of capitalizing their bodies for all they are worth have more substance than whatever is inside their implants. Or maybe they just like getting naked and noticed so protesting the Japanese embasy in your thong makes sense, because before being offered a couple hundred dollars to do this she had no idea what whales are and were under the impression that whaling was just a sex act virginal dudes did to themselves while looking at her nude pictures on their computers in their mom’s basements.

I hate activists. Sure, I appreciate extreme things and consider myself extreme at least when it comes to laziness, and every time I’ve been bitched at by a hippie lesbian about throwing my garbage in the river, or wearing my fur pants, or walking into a butcher shop to buy meat, I know that they are just fronting and the whole thing is for show, you know to give them some sort of purpose because their Master’s degree in something useless didn’t land them a real job and they are only fighting for a cause is to feel better about their useless selves and not because they actually care, because from my experience, recycling or not not clubbing baby seals is just too much fucking work.

Posted in:Activist|Topless|Vanessa Carbone

2008

03

Dec

Little Man Rod Stewart and His Monster Wife of the Top

Rod Stewart is proof that being a very rich rockstar overrides being a little man, because he manages to get with tall blonde models, knocks them up and moves onto other tall blond models all the fucking time, I have a specific type of woman too, and that’s one who has genitals, or anything that can double as a vagina, but I have no standards…..while most little men get no love because girls generally don’t go for men who make them feel like they are monsters. I figure he’s gotta have a huge cock, because I’m sure this Penny Lancaster beast has money of her own and his money wouldn’t be enough to lock her pussy down to some guy who’s songs she used to sing along to in the 80s, because with a body that size, her vagina means fucking business and I hear it’s the size of laundry hamper, but doesn’t smell as nice as dirty laundry, but that’s all just rumors.

Another Rod Stewart Rumor….the reason his daughter Kimberly has such a busted up face was because daddy’s accidentally ran over her in his Rolls Royce in between ripping lines off supermodel pussies and writing shitty music, because he didn’t notice her running up to the car, since to him, she’s just someone he writes monthly checks that he’s only met a handful of times.

On a side note, I think running after blond masculine lookin’ tall chicks is cliche, like dude’s trying to go for what he thinks other people think is hot, since the girls made a career for their “look”, while still being masculine enough for him to call dad, something that turns him on because he’s in the closet and this model act is just overcompensation. You know, with a name like Rod, he’s pretty much got no choice but to headline the gay bath houses around the world in his own kind of special concert that involves him taking 4 dicks at a time.

Posted in:Penny Lancaster|Rod Stewart

2008

03

Dec

Britney Spears Busting Out of Her Shirt of the Day

Britney Spears has tits and guess what, so do most girls. It gets boring talking about them, when all I really care about is touching them. Not necessarily Britney’s tits, but any tits that don’t feel like a grocery bag half filled with bacon fat that I’m used to because my wife’s a slob, but not the hollywood rich girl slob like Britney, but the real fuckin’ deal. Sure, she doesn’t shave her head or have self-induced breakdowns or even release hit albums even though the music on them is garbage, but she’s huge in her own way, and that way unfortunately starts at her ankles and works its way to her head. She still manages to squeeze into really big elastic waist band pants like Britney manages to squeeze into a tight dress that she busts the fuck out of all in celebration of her 27th birthday, one people thought she’d never see, but I always knew she was too soft to actually end it all and with her new revamped, hard new look, her tits look a lot better than the post pregnancy, nipples to the ground mess we saw a few months ago so I’m posting the pics. I am also trying to get tickets to her show here in March, so if you know anyone who can help make that happen, email me.

Posted in:Britney Spears|cleavage

2008

03

Dec

Saxby Chambliss Thanksgiving Molester Of the Day

I was just emailed this commercial of Georgia Senator’s Saxby Chambliss giving the world a wholesome Thanksgiving Message, unfortunately it was a little too pleasant for him. If you scroll to the end, you’ll see him grabbing his grandaughter in a pretty unwholesome way. I’m sure it was accidental and not some subliminal need, because any molester in their right mind knows to keep that shit behind closed doors and not bring it out in front of camera crews. I guess “big daddy” shows his affection for his family with a pre-puberty titty grab, while other non-wholesome families just put their kids in front of the TV and not on their lap for a grabby horsey ride, I’m not going to spend much time on this since it’s a week old and probably totally out of context and probably something you’ve seen, and in his defense, he is from Georgia, where this kind of thing is encouraged. It’s a Southern thing..

Posted in:Molest|Saxby Chambliss|Thanksgiving

2008

03

Dec

Lindsay Lohan is a Snappy Cunt of the Day

Someone needs to get this bitch some serious dick. She’s acting like a little spoiled brat, probably because she is one, as she ignores the paparazzi when walking to her car and then bitches at them for being on her driveway when her and Ronson get home and the whole thing is fucking ridiculous. Sure the paparazzi invade privacy, they get in your face, they annoy you and all that shit, but they only do it when you are famous and accessible. If this bitch really wanted to get away from it all, she’d step down from the limelight, move to some small town or pretty much any city that isn’t New York or LA, but she likes the fucking attention. You know, maybe she could do what so many lesbians before her have done and cut her hair short, sign-up to University, major in Woman’s Studies or the Environment and have potluck parties where they all sit around drinking cheap wine and talking about sustainable building and eating fucking pussy when they aren’t eating organic cookies.

It’s one of those “you lay your bed situations” and her attitude and lesbianism is equally full of shit, if the paparazzi lost interest and weren’t on her doorstep one morning, she’d wonder why they all forgot about her and would probably end up killing herself, so despite her cunt behavior, she loves this shit. Other things she loves, cocaine.

Posted in:Cunt|Lindsay Lohan|Snappy

2008

03

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

So someone I was expecting to meet up with for a drink tonight never called me. I don’t entirely blame them because I am the kind of person I would cross the street to avoid if I unfortunately knew me, but I figured I’d let them know how I felt in an email….This is what I wrote….

Subject: Get Well Soon….

I wanted to wish you a speedy recovery from the  horrible car accident you were in, because that’s pretty much the only excuse I’ll be willing to accept for you not calling me to go out for a drink when you said you were going to. In fact, I hope you died in the accident so that I don’t have to make plans around you, only to get ditched by you ever again. I will spit on your grave you piece of fucking shit.

What are you up to tomorrow night?

Love Jesus

I wasn’t actually mad, I’m just trying to leave my mark and I was just concerned about her well-being, but I have a feeling this bird won’t get the joke like you won’t get these links….

A Predictable Table Prank is Always Good for a Laugh
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Naked Rock and Roll Daughter Prove That Drugs Fuck Sperm Count Up
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Aria Giovanni Teaches You How to Make a Grilled Cheese With Her Tits
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Learn About Tina Fey’s Scar and How She Got It…
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I Don’t Know Who Anna Friel Is, But This Is Her Pussy
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Some Chick Pretending to Amanda Bynes in This Video I Don’t Understand
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This Slut Eva is Glorious
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Britney Spears Would Like to Apologize
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Scarlett Johansson Covering Up Her Tits
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Kirsten Dunst has a Stalker and He’s Obviously Crazy Because He’s Stalking Her….
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Everything That Has Ever Come From Japan is Amazing
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Vin Diesel’s Wife is Way Too Good For Him
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Shauna Sand Got Beat the Fuck Up
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Pussycat Dolls Rocking Some Lingerie Cuz That’s Pretty Much What They Do
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Some Chick Opening a Beer With Her Tits
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Used School Girl Panties are Popular in Japan…Big Surprise
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The 12 Worst Mall Santas….
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Some Pictures of Chicks Beating Up Guys
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The Pussy Cat Dolls Performing at the Viper Room and the Sluts Who Went Out to See Them…
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The Evel Knieval Estate Auction….If You Were a Fan…
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French People Have the Biggest Dicks in Europe
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Some Angelina Jolie Gallery for Old Time’s Sake…
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Man, Ivana Trump Doesn’t Waste Any Time
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Your Tax Dollars At Work
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Gemma Atkinson in a Swimsuit is Fine By Me
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The 7 Hottest Scarred Women
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Miranda Kerr May Not Be Engaged, But That Still Doesn’t Mean She Would Fuck You
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Do These Bitches From Victoria’s Secret Ever Sleep?
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Victoria Silvstedt No Panties Upkirt Throwback
Because She Almost Sued Me Onces
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A Christmas Light Show Like You’ve Never Seen
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Jana Jordan is Hot
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Pussycat Dolls in Their Live Performance
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Jungle Jane is Lovely
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Penelope Cruz, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Fuck You Beyonce, BritNey and Xtina, TINA TURNER is Where It’s At
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Let’s Play Marathon
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Striptease of the Day
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Holly Valance Does German FHM
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Sickos Make Girls Puke
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Heather and Lela Will Make You Day Better
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Stephan Colbert Has a Dream To Bring That Bitch Kanye Down….
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Ashlynn Brooke is the Treat of the Month
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Monique Luchese’s Name Doesn’t Matter. Her Body, However, Does
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Barry is Man of the Year
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Sean Penn Likes to Be Gay
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Natalie Marie is Your Playboy Babe
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Square Dance Fun
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The Inner Demon
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Is this Kid Scared or Excited?
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Some Help a Brother Out Links……

Naked Girls on Webcam are Better than Your Mom Checking In On You on Her New Macbook Ichat Program….
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This Spray Is Proven to Get You Pussy
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Some Chick Does The Cat Fish Dance While Fishing With Her Fat Tits
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Seduce Local Girls Who Want to Fuck..
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Find New Porn To Jerk Off To
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Hamster on a Piano
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Some Rope Swing Disaster
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A Couple Tacky Vegas Whores…
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BONUS – Sean Avery Calling Elisha Cuthbert Sloppy Seconds to dis her Hockey Boyfriend Dion Phaneuf and it is Funny… Even coming from a Hockey Player…..and I Hate Hockey…and People Who Play It….

To translate his Canadian Accent….

“I am really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada,” Avery said. “I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about. Enjoy the game tonight.”

Posted in:stepLINKS