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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2008

Dec

Meggan Mallone Dances for DrunkenStepfather of the Day

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After writing this website for years, I finally convinced a girl to get naked and do a video dancing for me. I started the site hoping to get girls topless, that didn’t work out too well for me, but in the back of my mind, I always thought someone would be willing to take her top off for me, but that didn’t work out for me either, because it turns out people don’t give a shit about useless sites, but that all changed today with this AMAZING video of Vivid Star Meggan Mallone doing a little dance for us topless.

The video was sent in by the people at Vivid to show me they care, it is directed by porn producer/director Shylar Cobi and I feel like I just won the lottery and that all this typing actually had a fuckin’ point. Yes, tits are enough for me, I have low expectations….so take that every teacher and ex girlfriend who told me I was wasting my time and that I was destined to failure. To think all these years, I believed you, or pretended to to justify my drinking…

Either way, this is just a Christmas miracle…I guess Santa does exist and isn’t just some creepy dude at the mall….

Either way, watch this hot/funny video to brighten up your day….Here’s the SFW Version….Here are some older pics of her because she’s hot….and I am in love….

And Check Out More on Viivd Because They Own The Porn Industry….and Gave Me This Gift…..
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2008

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t like doing links twice a day. I think this reader said it best:

fuck em, the lazy bastards. I like my posts like I like my women….in one big chunk.

So I think the morning dump is dead, but it had a short lived life, I’d like you all to take a moment to celebrate Morning Dump’s life it all started and ended here .

I’d write more about drinking, people I’ve seen today, other stupid things I’ve done when drunk last week, but I’m too broken up emotionally to do it.

Pete Wentz Admits to Fucking Ashlee Simpson’s Asshole
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There’s Something About Audrina Patridge Called Her Tits,,,
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Mandy Moore is Scaring the Shit Out of Me
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2 Girls With Solid Dancing Skills Throwback Video
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Watch Girls on Webcam Fuck
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Close-Ups Of Jennifer Connelly’s Tits
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Here’s a Lohan Pre-Lesbian Throwback I Found, You Know, To Remind Us of How Classy She Is
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Jennifer Lamiraqui is Oh So Sexy
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Here’s Some More BEtty Page Videos, Because She is Amazing
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The Spirit Looks Like It Will Be Amazing, If Only Because Eva Mendes is In It
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Rumer Willis Needs to Stop Changing Her Hair Color and Realize She is Just Fucking Ugly
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And That’s Why You Don’t Drve Drunk
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A Christmas Gift that Keeps On Giving
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How About Some Big Fat Natural Tits
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Brasil Bikini Models in a Cat Fight
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Look Down Kellie Pickler’s Shirt
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16 Gangster Car Poses That Should Have Never Been Taken
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Some Freakshow Fucks a Snake…
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Jennifer Aniston’s Nipples Were Fake!
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Stupid Santa Sex Tape Video
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Kate Winslet is a Boring Cunt.
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Because I Know There’s Things You Just Can’t Do On Your Own
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striptease of the Day
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Some White Supremicist Named Their Kids Some Crazy Shit….
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Vanessa Hudgens Needs to GEt Out of My Dreams, And Into My Car
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Veronica Hugo is in FHM
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Gabrielle Union Needs to Back That Ass Up Over Here
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Here’s Some Pics From Tara Reid’s Birthday Party
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Watch This Dildo Do A Little Belly TIckle….Shit Can’t be Healthy
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RuPaul Does the Obamas
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How About Some Cunt Kickin’ VIdeo
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6 Best Bondage Videos on Atom
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Some Girl Ruins Her Cell Phone Masturbating / Squirting VIdeo…
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Here’s Some Free Mp3’s, Because The Recession is Hitting Everyone Pretty Hard
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Check Out Rumer Willis’ Disgusting Everything….
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Moms Gotta Get Love Too, Right?
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Some Big Fake Titty Playboy Casino Dealers in Costume
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BONUS – Some Porn Reviews:

Nasty Makeup
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Shemale Video King
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Horny Latina Teens
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BONUS – BOTTLE SUCK VIDEO

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2008

Dec

Halle Berry Topless on Set of the Day

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I don’t know what’s going on in these pictures but it looks like Momma Africa is out grazing the fields, hunting Zebra to bring back to the tripe, you know with her sloppy post pregnancy body and the fact that she’s not wearing a shirt, I’m really not complaining because I like girls who denounce convention and don’t bother with a shirt because I am a liberated woman and I will not let this men’s world hold me back…..Remember, what I say doesn’t matter, what does matter is Halle Berry’s tit….and if you were wondering, I’m topless right now too. True story. Sorry ladies don’t mean to turn you on like that, but I figured I might as well share that with you, I mean we’re all adults here. Again, what I say doesn’t matter, what does matter is Halle Berry tit.

To See the Pictures of Her Titties on Set
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2008

Dec

Tara Reid’s Celebrating Her 30th Birthday of the Day

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I’ve had a few people email these pictures of Tara Reid at Rox Bar in Miami celebrating her 30th birthday claiming they were taken yesterday, a day after she was admitted into rehab, or at least a day after her PR person tried to orchestrate this stunt, It didn’t make sense to me, at first I thought maybe the rehab story was a lie, to distract bar owners nd bouncers from stopping the puke covered Reid from getting in their club, because they’ll think it’s just a look a like because the real one’s in rehab, or maybe it has to do with securing a potential role, but then I figured out, thanks to Google, that her bithday is in November and that these shits aren’t of her back in action, sucking the booze like it was Carson Daly, and that she may actually be in rehab trying to clean up her act because she’s turned soft and boring. Either way, I am posting them to clear up the air to the 2 people who emailed me this shit, who happen to be the 2 people who read this site.

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2008

Dec

Nicola McLean Does Santa of the Day

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Nicola McLean the UK reality star with stupid fake tits who has managed to get work showing off those fake tits in lingerie is still out promoting the benefit of plastic surgery for you career when you’ve got no talent and a busted face and she’s doing it with Santa. I was at a mall yesterday watching the Mall Santa in action, dreaming about the mom’s who I’d try to recruit to sit on my lap, but only getting the visuals of 5 year olds and the whole thing was a downer, so I approached some teenage slut at the bikini store and offered her 5 dollars to do a video for the site of her sitting on Santa’s lap asking him for a set of fake tits, or a vibrator or really anything inappropriate, but she said she’d only do it for 100 dollars. Kids these days are expensive. I did manage to get her to not call security on my when I broke into her changing room, but as my luck will have it, my timing was totally off and she was fully clothed, unlike this Nicola McLean bitch…..who is half naked and slutting it up for Santa the way I can only dream of because this shit doesn’t go down in the malls I got to….

HERE SHE IS MILKING HER TITS AND CHRISTMAS WITH A DIFFERENT SANTA AND PANTY SET
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Posted in:Nicola Mclean|Santa

2008

Dec

Ellen and Britney Spears Go Caroling of the Day

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Ellen and Britney went out to celebrate Ellen’s lesbian Christmas by going door to door harassing people. When I first read the email subject of “Ellen and Britney got Caroling” I thought I was going to click into some dirty video of them going down on some chick named Carol, or maybe Caroling is some lesbian term for fisting because fisting was perfected by some chick named Carol, but that’s just because Ellen is like the lesbian den mother who recruits and takes care of the newly admitted starlets to the lesbian ward, but I was wrong, they just went to people houses, sang and danced and acted a fool and the only thing of value in all this is when Ellen and Britney do the slutty Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer dance for some old dude. I know Ellen and Britney knocking at my door randomly is the first sceen of the porno I have written about them in my head, just minutes before Rosie shows up with some junk food to fuel or minute and a half of passion, because I don’t last under those really hot circumstances, but I guess this guy wasn’t as good at closing the deal as I am (in my fantasy).

This segment of the Ellen show should bring some joy to your cold, lonley life. Grinch. Especially when Britney can’t sing but does giggles when she says “the lord has cum” because she knows all about that shit, she is a mother of 2, or maybe when she scarfs down a cookie knowing that’s the shit that ruined her going back in her. Slut.

Here’s Part 1

Here’s Part 2

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2008

Dec

Dasha Astafieva, Hef’s New Girfriend/ Employee Taking Off her Panties at an Event of the Day

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Here’s the girl who was reported to being Hef’s new love interest, the one who broke up his union with the three other whores, because their 5 year contract had expired and he needed a new poster girl for the brand, or whatever the fuck the thinking behind the insanity that is Hef and his Playboy empire, that really isn’t insanity at all, unless you consider old fucks fucking insane, I just find it funny, like the time I jerked off using a soft wrinked cold dead bed sheet.

There’s no real science behind this shit, he finds whores willing to get naked and decides to date them, because it’s better than the other women at the old folks community, he pays them off, they perform for him and his business and it’s all a write off on his taxes as a business expense, which is a lot less expensive than real life relationships.

They went to an event recently, she took off her panties in her see-through dress, which is fitting considering what she does for her livlihood and despite it being hot in theory, I’d hate to have my wife doing this kind of shit out in public, but that’s just because no one deserves to see the disgusting mess that is her underwear…..The good news is that my wife has mobility issues and taking off her panties is a lot more challenging for her than for regular girls, pretty much explaining why her underwear is so disgusting.

I do remember convincing a girl I was out partying with to take off her underwear in the middle of a club once, it wasn’t to give me easy access, it was just to see if the power of persuasion worked and it did and it did, but just not really in my favor, because within a minute of her doing it, she must have felt like a slut because next thing I knew, she was making out with every random guy, flashing them her pussy and everything I wanted, proving that no matter what you do, some other asshole benefits more than you do from your work.

Either way, here’s Dasha Astafieva working for us to benefit.

Posted in:Dasha Astafieva|Hugh Hefner|Playboy

2008

Dec

Diana Igropoulou is a Young Greek Slut of the Day

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Her name is Diana Igropoulou and she is an 18 year old Greek Model who won some Beauty Pageant last year. I am just posting it because Greek girls are genetically pre-disposed to take it up the ass and enjoy it, which is a lot better than American girls who make you date them, plea with them and promise to take them on vacation or buy them jewelery to make it happen, because anal is still seen as this big deal you don’t just give out on the first date, unless of course you’re Greek, because it’s so embedded in their culture that they teach you how to do it in High School sex ed. True story at least true according to me because the one Greek girl I had sex with, I just went straight for the ass and she didn’t resist, sure she wasn’t conscious at the time and probably to this day doesn’t know that she had me inside her, but it still counts to me.

These are some pictures of Diana Igropoulou in Max Magazine almost naked….

Here She is in a Bikini at Some Young Queen of the Universe Pageant Last Year That She Won…

Here’s a Video of Her Working Out and Shit in Greek

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2008

Dec

Topanga’s Got Fat Tits of the Day

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Danielle Fischel is the weird looking girl who I wouldn’t have molested like she was Miley Cyrus, had I been a producer on the show. The truth is that I never really understood why she was the love interest of that annoying Savage kid, I just assumed her dad was industry or some shit. Now, Danielle Fischel remains a weird lookin’ girl, but she’s added fat to that list.

Since I know some of you were obsessed with this bitch, because I get emails about her more often than I’d like to admit, I figured I’d show you at her getting honored at one of her favorite stomping grounds….a restaurant. Sure, Planet Hollywood doesn’t have the all you can eat buffet she’s into, but food is food and I guess she’s still raking in royalties that allow her to order more than one main course.

If you’re interested, here’s some pics of her making out with a chick, the truth is the girl ate the last piece of pie and Topanga’s trying to get it in her belly where it belongs…
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Posted in:Danielle Fischel|Tits|Topanga

2008

Dec

Mickey Rourke Molests a Fan of the Day

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I don’t know whether this girl is actually a fan of Mickey Rourke’s, maybe she’s just some random person on the street who thinks he’s some kind of hospital patient suffering from some kind of birth defect and by the kindness of her heart and her new year’s resolution to be more of a empathetic to suffering people and she felt the need to give him a fucking hug, because his face is so battered and jacked on botox that he looks like he’s in pain. I guess it’s possible that she’s some girl he randomly brought home at some point in his career and he’s pretending he remembers her pussy, or maybe he’s just there taking advantage of his fame and showing the world pussy is just thrown at him, because I won’t admit that girls are willing to sacrifice their standards and suck up to someone, just because they are famous. Even though, I know that when I hug random girls and stroke their backs in public, they usually aren’t smiling like this star struck whore, and screaming bloody murder.

I guess it really doesn’t matter becuase this is Mickey Rourke and despite his success, he doesn’t matter and either do his grabby hands or the sluts that want those hands inside them….

Posted in:fan|Mickey Rourke|Molestation