I am tired of hearing this bitch being compared to Angelina Jolie. I don’t give a fuck that she’s biting Jolie’s style in hopes of being the next Jolie, I just care that people are treating her like some kind of fucking accomplishment to be the new hot chick bad girl, when all she is is an insecure copycat, proven in the fact that she’s dating David from 90210.
The truth is that I have met many strippers in my day, all of them had some celebrity or pornstar they looked up to and tried to be, but no matter how many times I’d see a fake blonde bitch in a red one piece bathing suit doin’ the Pam Anderson, or how many times I’d see a skinny teenage girl in Christina Aguilera’s catsuit dancing to her Dirty song, I’d know I was dealing with lower grade versions of the shit, even if I’d still fuck them or pay them 10 dollars to touch their tits, despite them giving me this attitude that I’m lucky to be getting with them before their big concert or trip to the fucking South of France, because they thought they were fuckin famous, despite being local whores….
Now I am not a fan of Angelina, I don’t really give a fuck about her, but I hate all the love this Megan Fox gets because she doesn’t need an ego as egos are the one thing that prevents a girl from following her natural calling of suckin’ random dick in bar bathrooms, but instead feeling like their too good to suck dick at all because they are Megan fucking Fox and can’t be fucking bothered, and here she is at the Video Game awards doing her thing for the people who made her who she is, you know the guys who never leave their house because they’re about to get a girl they’ve been talking to on the other side of the world, to show them their mystical powers on World of Warcraft…who constantly big her up and send her fan mail fucking up my whole plan for her to follow the insecure little girl I know she is and maybe that’s the real reason I hate videogames.
So Tara Reid is in rehab and wants her privacy at this time. They aren’t saying what she’s in for, but I am guessing it’s got something to do with partying, because that’s all she does. She’s got enough money to not have to work and gets invited to parties around the world, and has a serious need to self medicate, something we all do to forget our horrible past and the bad decisions we’ve made along the way and in Tara Reid’s case, that baggage is Carson Daly. Something, I probably would have killed myself over, you know I thought fucking a fat chick and marrying her to remind myself that I hate myself was bad enough, but having Carson Daly inside you….I mean….that’s a fate I wish on nobody….so the fact she’s made it out of it long enough to get herself into rehab and to go through the needed therapy to forget his naked body up against hers, is already a pretty huge feat, maybe Tara Reid is really that superhero I always thought she was….
Either way, here’s the article…..
‘American Pie’ star Tara Reid checks into rehab
2 days ago
LOS ANGELES (AP) — A publicist says Tara Reid has checked herself into rehab. Jack Ketsoyan said Friday that the “American Pie” star went to the Promises Treatment Center. He did not specify what she was being treated for or when she entered the facility.
“We appreciate your respect to her and her family’s privacy at this time,” he said in a statement.
And here are some random pictures of her on her perpetual Spring Break that is her life…..a Spring Break that was fueled by whatever she is in Rehab for…..One that Rehab is going to put an end to…..
Since I am lazy and don’t do research on much other than Amateur Porn and various health symptoms to see what diseases I may or may not have, and since I don’t actually care about what’s going on on TV or in Movies or even in Hollywood, despite my site being pretty much only about sluts in Hollywood, I rely heavily on PR people and random people to send me stories.
So I got this email:
I’ve done a little research on the latest NBC reality show to debut December 16th, “Momma’s Boys”, a new series with producer Ryan Seacrest. Seacrest may have the sweetest, most innocent smile on television, however, his reputation may face some serious smearing with this project.
While scrolling through the new cast members, I thought to myself how much they looked like porn stars or strippers vying for television exposure. My suspicions were confirmed when I recognized Erica Ellyson, Miss 2008 Penthouse Pet of the Year. With a little help from my good friend Google, I found Ms. Ellyson was not the only cast member with a racy background. A total of 4 of these lovely women chosen to find true love have taken there clothes off for the camera more times than one. I have included some links that you may be interested in taking a look at, pics and all.
So seeing as this piece of shit show hits tomorrow, and seeing that Ryan Seacrest is my soulmate with his frosted hair and killer smile always seduce me and since I’ve had a relationship with him when I am feeling gay, because you can’t control who your soul mates are, I figured it’d only be right to showcase the sluts of his show, to give him the boost of interest he was hoping for in casting them and not trying to hide the fact that they are whores who get naked for money. Truth is, I think it’s a good strategy to get people to watch, so maybe he’s not just a dreamy motherfucker, but also a genius.
Either way, here’s a glimpse at the sluts that were cast:
Erica Ellyson (2008 Penthouse Pet of the Year) Hometown: Hurley, MS Occupation: Adult Model Age: 24
Hey y’all! I was born and raised in South Mississippi. I grew up a bit of a tomboy; fishing with my parents, running track, playing golf and softball. After attending community college, I went to architecture school until I received the title of the 2008 Penthouse Pet of the Year. Right now, I’m taking a break from my studies due to my travel demands as a Penthouse Pet. I will go back to school when my year with Penthouse is finished. I like to play golf as much as possible. When not on the course, I enjoy spending time with my family and friends: cooking, eating, and watching football and baseball.
I love how all these nude models say they were tomboy’s growing up, it really makes them that much hotter….to pedophiles.
Meghan Allen (Playboy) Hometown: Dallas, TX Occupation: Bartender/Model Age: 27
I love Texas and all it has to offer. I have the most amazing job and friends! I am a hair stylist, but right now I’m working as a bartender/cocktail waitress at one of the hottest clubs in Dallas. I love my job because it gives me free time to do what I love most, which is modeling. Lately, I’ve been very busy with photo shoots because I am working on a website. In my free time I love doing anything that has to do with water… the beach, pool, boating etc. I love hanging out with my friends and just relaxing. I’m a very laid-back person and love to laugh and have a good time. I’m probably one of the goofiest girls you’d ever meet. I’m not afraid to be myself – for instance, I love to burp out loud and am not shy about it! My little Chihuahua Bella is my world! I have the most amazing family. Since they live in Pennsylvania I miss them tons! That’s pretty much me in a nutshell.
Another barmaid/waitress from Texas who saved herself enough money for fake tits to get all the attention she can get to the level of fame she deserves. In her mind, this show is a stepping stone, in reality, it’s her 5 minutes and the fact that she burps out loud is fucking disgusting.
Stacy Fuson (Playboy)
Hometown:Tacoma, WA Occupation: Student/Model Age: 30
I loved growing up in Washington State. This led me to my love of fishing and boating. As a kid, I played a lot of sports. My favorites are softball, volleyball, basketball, and bowling. I enjoy traveling and have been to England, France, Croatia, Argentina, Peru, Panama, and Japan. I love Japanese food, especially sushi. For the past 12 years, I’ve been modeling and have worked on “Entourage,” “Shallow Hal,” “American Pie,” and “Sullivan Sisters.” I was Playboy’s Miss February 1999 and the 2005 St. Pauli Girl. I love the beach, going to dinner, and watching movies. I’m a producer and anchor on a news website. I’m also going to business school and will soon launch my own brand of vitamins, Vitamins by Stacy.
Isn’t 30 a little too old to still be in school? Maybe a better strategy would be to go more hardcore, throw some dick into these photoshoots and make your work matter a little more than it does, if you are going to be a fucking whore to get ahead…be a fucking whore and give us something worth lookin’ at….whore.
I am sure you’ve all seen this video of an Iraqi journalist throwing his shoe at President Bush to let President Bush he’s not too down with him or what he’s done and that he’s not welcome to his Birthday party after killing his friends and countrymen. The funny thing in all this is that President Bush thinks it’s funny, he’s just laughing it off and dodged the shit like he was in high school gym class game of dodgeball, which coincidentally was the only class he passed without his mom doing his homework for him.
The guy who did it must feel like a bit of an asshole for missing, considering it’s probably the last thing he’ll ever get to do because I hear the prison system in Iraq involves being dragged outside and executed and it always sucks when your legacy is the guy who died for throwin’ his shoe at Bush and missin’.
I felt bad about making fun of Bettie Page when she was in a coma about to die. I mean no one deserves to die, even if they are 85 year old or if they are sinners, because I am not one to judge since I love whores. I just realize I was being a little harsh, and I’ve been fighting with myself over it, because I never feel guilt and by fighting myself I mean I totally forgot and went out on a bit of a bender, but maybe that’s just my way to mourn.
But then I came across this last Bettie Page photoshoot, I took it as a sign, and I figured I’d throw it up as a tribute to her life, so this is from one of her last photoshoots before she disappeared and refused to be photographed ever again because she gained a few pounds in her retirement, a few pounds that are probably the reason she had that fatal heart attack…..what? too soon?
I added this girl who was causing ruckus Sam Ronson’s Facebook profile, to figure out what the drama was all about because it was in broken English and I really have nothing interesting going on…
The profile looked legit, like a 18 year old young girl and I got to talking and she was defending some dude who Lohan had deleted off Facebook for being a creepy stalker. Within a minute of being added to her profile, I realized that it was fake and really Lohan’s creepy stalker’s clever way to get back into Lohan’s internet life. Yes…I am being fucking serious.
So this girl and I start talking and she’s not making sense, but is really passionate about this guy she’s defending and his legitimate feelings for Lohan. She goes off about how Lohan was his Facebook friend and he told her not to do drugs or something ridiculous, because he doesn’t want his women on drugs, Lohan freaks out, deletes him and he goes into some psycho fit destroying a portrait he’s spent 6 months painting…..Yes…I am being fucking serious.
By this point, I’m already bored, sure it’s kinda nuts that a stalker is pretending to be a girl badly to get back on Lohan’s Facebook while talking about himself in the third person and the fact that Lohan and Ronson are interacting with this fake profile because they are idiots making him think he’s tricked them and is getting closer to them, but he said something to me from his fake profile, talking about himself in the third person that I felt I should leave with you to close off the week, because it brings the Holiday spirit into my shithole I call home, and I hope it brings it into yours…..
he had dreams about lindsay when his ex wife left him… he couldnt control his dreams, he has been like that forever
It doesnt make no sense but to me it feels like thr is a connection between thr brains or soemthing
ask her if she dreams about him?
he believes that lohan is his wife in heaven
and his dreams point to that matter
he doesnt want her in this life
Well that’s reassuring….
Lohan better be locking her doors, and should re-think adding randoms to her facebook. I better be getting to fuck to the bar before I fall asleep missing out on another day of this beautiful life…..and you better be clicking on my links….
Here’s a little video of Lesbian Lohan getting into the wrong car, which is an honest mistake when you are addicted to cock and haven’t had dick in months, it kinda consumes you, and it’s all that you can think of and you end up forgetting to do the simple things in life, like showering, or leaving the house, because of that burning in your groin, at least that’s what I’ve been told by guys who can’t get laid about their obsession with pussy, and I figure since she straps a dick on in the bedroom, she’s almost an honorary member of the chronic masturbating group of guys who make up the readership of this site, only she gets to masturbate with a friend who looks like a boy and the last time you tried to masturbate with your friend who looks like a girl, he told everyone and it was pretty embarassing. I just re-read this post and haven’t figured out if it makes sense or not, but I think it does, watch the video of Lohan being an idiot because she is one.
This Nicola Mclean slut is from the UK, and unlike most girls from the UK, she’s almost worth fucking. I don’t know where she came from, but she’s been poppin up a lot lately and it’s strictly because she’s got retarded fake tits. I am surprised girls still have that whole need to get the biggest, dumbest tits around, like we were still in the 90s, but that’s just because I figured all the closet-cases who were over compensating for their discomfort in their own sexuality by fixating their lives on tits, you know talking about tits all the time, freaking out about every tit they saw, always seeking bigger and stupider lookin’ tits to really show us how much of a man they are, dating girls that looked like low class Barbie Dolls they met at the strip club they spent their free time in, because that’s what guys who like pussy do and bringing them home to meet the family in their lacy cleavage tops and booty shorts to make dad proud, had come out of the closet by now. I mean that was really my only explanation for the serious increase in fags everywhere I go. There was a time these people hid their true desires, and that was the time stupid implant sales were at their highest, according to me, but maybe I am wrong, maybe liking normal sized natural tits is weird, maybe these fake disgusting things stapled to trashy stinky fake lookin’ pussy is what real men want, maybe I am the gay one….
Gay or not, I don’t get how someone can make a minor 5,000 dollar investment in their rack and turn it into a 6 figure or more per year salary promoting lingerie, attending events, and slowly climbing up the trashy reality star later into the D-List, and if it is that easy, why the fuck isn’t every girl doing it, are they fucking idiots? Do they like working as nurses and teachers and secretaries for modest salaries?! It’s just too much for me to process right now….so here are some pictures of Nicola Mclean doin’ the rounds….
Here she is with Santa for the kids….
Here’s she is at the Ultimo Lingerie Store Opening…..
I don’t think Courtnenay Semal should be thanking her Yahoo exec very rich father for sending her some money, I mean it is the least he could do after his genetics played a part in producing this Picasso Masterpiece of a face. Not only is her chin so weak it looks like she’s swallowing her face, but she’s also looks like she can’t close her mouth, something I call perma mouth and overall looks like a fucking monster. I don’t really understand how or why Tila Tequila and Lindsay Lohan have sucked her pussy, I guess because no guy ever would, and bi-sexual/lesbian girls are more sensitive to ugly chicks because all girls feel like they look like this hag on the inside, it’s all part of having a vagina, you know that whole low self-esteem shit, making the Lesbian world a much friendlier place for her. She should however consider suing her father for a lot of money for bringing her into this cruel world, causing emotional and psychological abuse caused by having a face like hers and that concludes Courtenay Semel’s picture of the day.
Bonus some Halloween action….to chime in the Christmas Season….
Bonus that is Definitely Not a Bonus….Her Wonky Fuckin’ Tit….to Match Her Wonky Fuckin’ Face.
You know what pisses me off? The fact that I have spent my fair share of time hanging out on benches outside bikini and lingerie stores in various malls around the city for the last 20 years and for some reason everytime I spend a little too much time inside the store, playing a little too much with the bikini bottoms I know girls have freshly tried on, or even when I talk to the girls shopping and pretend I am a bikini designer or model scout lookin for inspiration while telling girls how amazing they look to get them to model shit for me, or when I just cheer at them to take it off, trying to give them that real Spring Break experience, or when I bust all my other smooth moves, and I’ve got a lot of them, I always get asked to leave. I even get asked to leave when I am just sitting outside the store on the bench eating popcorn, I get the same fucking abuse and I think I am officially banned from 4 stores and another 10 know to just ask me to back the fuck off if I spend too much time hanging around, and this paparazzi gets away with snapping off pictures of this bitch Audrina’s fake tits trying on her bikinis. I never even tried to bring a digital camera with me on my Bikini store journey and I guess that’s one more thing to add to the Life isn’t Fair list.
Another thing that pisses me off, that Audrina is shopping for bikinis for her Christmas vacation to some tropical place, where she will lay on the beach, drink and fuck in luxury, with money she made pretty much doing nothing, while I am buried in the fucking snow, with no money because that’s how most people who do nothing live. I guess that’s another thing to add to the Life isn’t Fair list.
Two Life isn’t Fair List Additions, what a productive Friday!!
