So I went out, got drunk and did things this past weekend. The first night I decided to fuck around a bit, so I go to some packed bar, I find the quietest corner and drink myself stupid alone. Once wasted, I start calling girls over and I tell them that I am Heath Ledger and the whole overdose thing was a lie because I wanted some privacy and it seemed like a good idea. So since my “retirement”, I’ve gained lots of weight and lost my Australian accent and aged 10 years you should try it, it really gets them topless if you consider them telling you to fuck yourself getting topless.
Here are my links..
A Mayor You’d Like to Fuck
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Mischa Barton Shows Off her Bush
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Reclaiming the Blade!!
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Mariah Carey Needs To Think About Making a Career Change
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Kate Moss is See Through
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Brooke Hogan Has Finally Found Her Calling as a Whore….
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Keeley Hazell Wants to Take You For a Ride
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Dropping Spiders!!
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Who Doesn’t Love a Girl Next Door?
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Entrouage’s Hottest Porn Stars
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Kate Beckinsale Makes You Wanna Have Sex With Her
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Martha Stewart Wants to Cook You Turkey
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Britney Spears Drugs Her Kids…
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How To: Steal a Car
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Get Laid in Ways You Never Thought Possible
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Divers Make a Funny Face
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Hillary Duff Horse Face
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Bring Your Rain Coat, It’s Squirting Time
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This Will Make Your Day Even Brighter
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Some Krista Allen Sex Scene…
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Your Amateur Monday Moment
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This Will Make You Feel Better About Your Life
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Lohan Finally Admits the Obvious
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Drunk Horse Statue Riding…
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Jayden James Almost Died
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Scare Prank Fail
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Striptease of the Day
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FHM’s Search For the Hottest Hairdresser in Lingerie the Kristy Edition
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How to Get PWNT
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Was the Right, Right?
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Hot Chicks Set the Pub On Fire!!
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And Robots Will Rule the Rule
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Let’s Just Say FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
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Rally Car Crash Off
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Karolina Kurkova Wants You To Look At Her Legs
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Just Call Her THE FLASH!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Let’s See Harry Potter’s Peen
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Some Fat Guy Gets Owned on a Diving Board…
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Nicole Kidman Is Gonna Sport a Peen
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The Big Black Hole!
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The Top 7 Rock Stars That Need an Ass-Kicking:
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Billy Goat Extreme!!
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Evan Rachel Woods Tries to Save Face By Saying Mickey Rourke Didn’t Molest Her
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Tera Patrick Showers Up
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How to Throw Knives
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It’s Not What it Looks Like
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Some LA Chicks Dressed Like Slutty Girl Scouts…
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Some Hospital Nurse Posing With a Premature Baby in Her Pocket..
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New Bond Girl Olga Kurylenko Shwoing Off her Ttis and Pussy
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Get Obama Inside you..Like Really Inside You…
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RIP Motherfucker the Playboy Model/WAG Edition…..Pretty Sad
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Harry Potter’s Hairy Pot…..Fucking a Chick on Stage…
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Drunk Girl Gets Her Head Shaved
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The Top 10 Video Game Vixens:
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Urban Kayaking!
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ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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Some Dude Gets Waxed on Times Square
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