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2008

30

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS
stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this email:

Hey Asshole,

Your website isn’t too bad, but I think your a fucking loser. And, that “your so gay” joke is not your joke, dick. You stole it from ’40 year-old virgin’, and it’s just pathetic to be so unoriginal, and play it off as your own material. I’m sure you don’t read these e-mails, but in case you do………. your so gay. That’s the whole joke.

My response, whatever. I am insulted that I unknowingly ripped off a Judd Apatow movie, that’s pretty much worse than death to me, because I hate his unfunny shit, but I guess it happens. I don’t intentionally go out there and steal other people’s shit, I guess it just happens without me knowing.

I guess it’s impossible to fully not be influenced by the media even when you don’t read, watch TV or Movies, and despite never seeing 40 Year Old virgin, I guess I am on some higher level telepathically channeling their you’re so gay jokes and for that, I apologize. I would never want to subject my reader to that kind of fluffy crap that the dude who called me out on this shit probably jerks off to, making him not someone I care to impress…

But I would want to subject you to a whole lot of links…enjoy.

On a side note, I just saw what looked like a chewed up cigar on the ground and thought the dog had gotten into my stash of half smoked cigars, and after picking it up, I realized that I was holding one of his shits. Good fuckin’ times.

Joe The Plumber’s 15 Minutes of Fame May Not Be Up Quite Yet
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Fun With the Trendmill
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Abigail Clancy Makes ME Want to Stuff Her Like a Turkey and it’s Not Even Thanksgiving….
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Sophie Monk is an Attention Whore
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Carole Bouquet Topless
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Blake Lively is a School Girl
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Orange Orange Smile!
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Sexy Teacher Strips for Students CRAZY Video
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Hot First Ladies Who Don’t Blow Like Monica Lewinsky
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This Is How Philly Celebrates A World Championship
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Lohan is Wasting Away
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25 Most Awesome Horror Kills
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Tits For Obama
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Don’t Forget the Parking Brake
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Web Slut Sanctuary
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Photoshop Contests!!
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Obama Girl Robocalls
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Sandra Shine is a Glamour Girl
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Corey Haim is Getting Married
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Some Wrestling chick Looks Like a Goonie
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Pictures from a Trashy Fucking Wedding
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Paper Boy!!
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Lady is the Boss
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Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood Are Still Fighting Over Who is Fatter
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Who Knew Beyonce Was so Flexible?
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Striptease of the Day
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Body Board Wipe Out
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Misfortune Cookie
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Don’t Worry Darling, Hillbillies Scare the Shit Out Of Me Too
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Halloween Came Early for Jacko
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Hannah Sextacular
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Alessandra Ambrosio Looks Hot As Ever in Workout Clothes
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Ennie Wearing Icing Sugar
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Here’s the Hottest Girl Ever Whose Name I Can’t Pronounce and I Don’t Care Cause It Doesn’t Matter
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Weapon Found in Hudson Case and Balfour Says He’s Innocent
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Top 10 Halloween Costumes for your Gay Kid
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Mya Nicole is in Striped Socks
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Robot Does Mambo Number 5
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You Are NOT The Father!!
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Courtenay Semel Beats Up a Security Guard Like a Good Dyke all Because He has a Penis
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Beat the Stuffed Animal Crane Game
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Analyzing the Gape
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PANTY SLIP IN VEGAS…
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ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

30

Oct

EXCLUSIVE – Sam Ronson Nude Shower Picture of the Day

I was sent in these pictures from a source close to Sam Ronson that read:

Stepfather (if that is your real name),

I am a friend of Samantha Ronson’s. We have known each other for a very long time, I even went to high school with her. Since she started dating Lindsay Lohan, she hasn’t been returning my calls, or facebook friend requests and I find the whole thing pretty annoying. Sure, we went our separate ways and only spoke sporadically the last 5 or 6 years, but I don’t think this new found fame is any reason for her to neglect those she was once close to, especially when all I wanted was to say hi and see how she’s been holding up with all this media attention.

I went digging through some old photos and came across this one of her showering, I am sure you’ll find them entertaining. You can post them on your website, but I would like to remain anonymous.

Since I like to help people out, Sam Ronson, if you’re reading this, which you aren’t, since you don’t know I exist, but I’ll say it anyway….Please don’t forget where you came from because you are too busy babysitting Lindsay Lohan with your tongue in her vagina. You’re not too good for the people you once liked and tt’s just not a very decent thing to do, but posting pics of you naked is. Ps – Nice tits.

I can’t confirm or deny the legitimacy of this email or the pictures included, but they look legit to me and that’s all that matters.

Posted in:Nude|Samantha Ronson|Shower

2008

30

Oct

Annalynne McCord is a Clown in Leather Leggings of the Day

So everyone’s favorite clown they’ve never heard of is wearing a pair of American Apparel leggings, proving the shit’s just not for 14- 30 year old girls in your home town, or for celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff and Rihanna, but the bottom feeders of fame are wearing them too. I guess all that I have read on the subject is true, D-Listers are just like us, just a little more hungry for attention and easy money and usually have family members in the industry.

I used to know a guy with a PVC festish, sure these shits are like the low budget version of PVC, but he would love seeing his cum dripping off a girl covered in rubber’s ass, so since you don’t have any girl, you could just pretend you do, buy a pair of these and tape them to your wall, for you to jerk off on. They clean off pretty easy, so you can just wipe them off and retrun them the very same day, and get your money back and knowing they will be put back on the shelf, and onto a random girl’s ass, can probably lead to more even enjoyment, all for under 40 dollars that you will get back…Just a suggestion.

I guess what it comes down to is that at least she’s skinny.

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Ass|Legs

2008

30

Oct

Avril Lavigne Does Halloween With a Tranny Joker of the Day

So Avril Lavigne was dressed like a low budget Geisha. The kind you see at the cash at your local Grocery store on Halloween, because if they dress up, they get an extra dollar an hour, so everyone throws together a costume lazily to get paid.

Her husband finally got the chance to bust out the outfit he wears around the house when no one is home, in a pair of platform shoes an pantyhose, something Avril has learned to accept because it’s hard to find recording artists with her level of success from her hometown Ontario in LA, so she’s pretty much got no choice but to be with him, despite his transgendered tendencies. It’s kinda like how Jewish people are encouraged to date their own kind, only in this case, it’s 2 suburban kids who think they are punk, and not 2 people who think they are the chosen ones.

I like how he added Heath Ledger face and the guitar to really make this costume make no fuckin’ sense, let’s just hope Whitby and Ledger have the same fate.

Posted in:Avril Lavigne|Halloween

2008

30

Oct

Rachel Bilson Walks Her Dog in Some Leggings of the Day

Here are some pictures of Rachel Bilson and her long torso doing the ape-walk with her little cunty dog. This would be a great opportunity to write about my own little fucker who managed to throw up 15 pounds of half digested food and a carrot on me earlier today, but I hate cocksuckers who treat their dogs like their kids, and I hate people who treat their kids like an accomplishment and never shut the fuck up about the little things they do. Like bragging about the first time it uses the potty, it’s first time on a flight, because the only think that interests me about childbirth is the before and after pussy shots and maybe a sample of breast milk, the little workings that make the fucker precious to you, really have nothing to do with my life, so you can just keep it to yourself, and while you do that, you can check out Rachel Bilson in leggings, an article of clothing that was once so fucking exciting, but has become everyday practice by so many fat chicks who think they can pull it off because all their friends are doing it, leading me wishing the shit was never re-introduced and left in the early 90s where they belong….

Posted in:Leggings|Rachel Bilson

2008

30

Oct

Vikki Blows has a Topless Calendar of the Day

I did a little research on Vikki Blows before posting these pictures from her Calendar, mainly because I had no idea who she was, but don’t worry, I like to keep things ignorant, so my research involved one google search and one click before realizing all I thought about her war right, except for the fact that her last name is actually Blows, I was convinced it was a striper stage name, but according to her, it’s the truth, which I guess is convenient and maybe ironic, despite not knowing what Ironic means, because it Blowin’ looks like something she’s used to doing….Kinda like that time I met a Jew named Freeman, who wasn’t in jail, a guy named Black who was Black and a guy named White who was white, then there was the guy named Cleaver who was a butcher, a guy named Combs who was a barber and a guy named Frye who was a cook…..but a little more pornographic, unless of course you consider a Jewish Black Guy with a Cleaver and a Comb who cooks is sexy.

Anyway, these are the things I learned about her:

Vikki was going to get expelled from school at the age of 13 for mooning her head of year, so she left school and started working at a hairdresser’s.

So she dropped out of school at 13….

I get my tittys out 4 a living, its alright, i do this as i am too lazy to get a proper job 😉

I spend most of my time doing Nothing , im not complaining

So she’s basically a lazy stupid bitch who realized that doing nothing all day was easier than working, especially since when you have the education of a 13 year old, spelling your name is fuckin’ hard, but it gives her lots of time to catch up her reading, except she doesn’t know how to read, and the best way to accomodate that downtime was to show her titties for money and I for one, am glad she did…because despite most girls being exported from the UK being busted up hags, this one’s actually worth wanting to stick your dick inside.

Posted in:Calendar|Topless|Vikki Blows

2008

30

Oct

Brody Jenner Kissing Some Chick of the Day

When Brody Jenner was in town, someone gave me his manager’s number, so I called asking to hang with Brody and his entourage for stepTV, but his manager didn’t get me into his event, in fact, he didn’t call, email or respond to me reaching out. I guess they all think they are too good for me, you know with their huge success on shitty reality shows they only got because of a rich stepfather.

So despite having a deep hatred for him and his lover Spencer Preatt, I figured he was enough of a no name to have someone like me follow him around, considering I follow girls around all the time, and they don’t always call the cops on me, but then again, they have a lot more going for them than this Jenner motherfucker, mainly a pussy…..but pussy is my vice. It was the main reason I even bothered emailing him and putting myself out there in some kind of selling my soul to the rich kid devil, feeling like someone who actually thinks this cocksucker is relevant enough to hang with, because I thought it would be a good opportunity to get some sloppy second pussy he turned down while I was out with him, because pussy Jenner rejects is pussy that is far better than any pussy I’ve seen.

You know, being in his entourage for just one night, wouldn’t be as bad as you’d expect, i figure dealing with his ego, his hair maintenance and his arrogance, while wasted, isn’t as gut wrenching as considering girls love him, sure they are girls who like dudes who wear Ed Hardy, but girls who like dudes who wear Ed Hardy don’t usually like me, and are pretty high maintenance, dolled up, and keep their pussy nice and shaved, in case of a slip up when dancing on tables after one too many bottle pours from a magnum of Goose, while ignoring my requests to finger bang them on the dance floor….

Either way, this video is of the asshole Brody kissing some chick, I don’t know why I am posting it, because I think he’s useless, but I guess I did it because I have a story about him, not a very good story but a story nonetheless….

Posted in:Brody Jenner|Kissing

2008

30

Oct

Cheryl Tweedy’s Got Some Hot Cleavage of the Day

Here are some pictures of Cheryl Tweedy’s tits that are probably old, but my advisor told me before throwing these out there, that the orgasm they may help produce will be new, so it doesn’t matter when they were taken. My advisor, was unfortunately, myself, I haven’t got big enough to afford people to consult, but I decied I should just post them and get on with trying to find some fresher shit and that wasn’t a reference to Cheryl Tweedy being married to a black guy, therefore no longer fresh, if that’s what you’re thinking Racist, I just mean that if you’ve already seen them this is a huge waste of your time, but since I don’t mind wasting your time, since there’s a lot of it to be wasted, I figure, I’ll just post them, since when you masturbate on your computer, you don’t need to know who the girl in the video is, when the video was shot, or if she’s even still alive. So why not use the same logic when doing a post on some UK Spice Girl impersonator’s tits, because there’s really nothing else to talk about, except maybe the fact that you can get off to pictures of cleavage, in which case, you are probably 12 years old and should not be reading this site.

Posted in:Cheryl Tweedy|cleavage

2008

30

Oct

Bloodshot Bill is the One Man Band Who Needs to Be Famous of the Day

I used to hang out at a mall near a college and this brown dude with slicked back hair would always let me bum cigarettes off him. The odd time I’d see him outside the mall at a bar while drunk, he always hooked me up with a beer out of his pitcher or more of his really strong smokes, because he knew me from the mall near his college. This was at a time, most people would avoid me or pretend that I didn’t exist, and if they did acknowledge my presence, they’d never have a quarter to spare for a coffee or that they only had one cigarette left so they couldn’t spare one for me.

It turns out the guy’s name is Bloodshot Bill, I just came across his video randomly, and motherfucker is a talent and hope the good Karma from being nice to me in a time no one bothered, pays off for him.

If anything, this video proves that people like Paris Hilton, Katy Perry and other hacks make it, while the real talent is sittin in the food court at your local mall giving down on their luck homeless lookin’ motherfuckers help.

Sometimes Payback isn’t a bitch….

Posted in:Bloodshot Bill|Music

2008

30

Oct

More Obama Haters of the Day

I am not going to get involved in your shitty politics, but when I see videos of fucking uneducated people making insane statements, I have no choice but to laugh about it, because it’s better to laugh about, than crawl into the corner and wait for the fall of America, when gun slingin’ conservative anti-abortion cowboys come to get me.

What I do know is that Obama is called muslim but was raised Christian, in Hawaii, with retired white grandparents, he went to white school, he spent a month with his dad when he was 10 or 12, and that’s the only involvement he had to his Muslim and black roots and being muslim doesn’t make you a terrorist…

I also know what he is proposing is not communism, that’s John McCain’s Maverick propaganda, introducing solutions to a health care problem, that you all have to deal with, but that the rich don’t have to deal with because they are rich, taxing people who make absurd money, and cracking down on tax shelters these rich people are using offshore to no pay the government and to hoard all their money, is not communism, socialism, or marxism, it just makes sense, especially when you are all in major debt.

John McCain, a rich man, married to a very rich woman, with very rich friends, trying to protect the free market system, where the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, but telling people they are all going to be taxed, because they don’t want to see a higher percentage of their money, because they are greedy rich folk, go out of their bank accounts and into the governments

Maybe your system is dated, maybe people need government to help them out a little, considering you aren’t doing too well as is, maybe you need a little hand out and a little less pressure on things, since you can’t afford a pot to piss in, Maybe redistribution of wealth is a logical step to take, since people who make middle class money or less, will not have to pay more to make up for the government and Wall Street’s fuck ups, but the people who make more money than that, will, it is a scale set up because the rich should be taxed more, it only makes sense, they don’t need all that money to make ends meet or for survival, they are already making too much of it….and I know I support that. I hate seeing these rich fuckers living large, while a huge percent of you are losing your house and I also like seeing sick people get help, because it’s just fucking human nature. Not everything has to be a fucking business, turning simple needs into something for profit, is the devils work. Maybe that makes me a communist.

And who the fuck is Joe the Plumber, an educated fuck, to label a motherfucker as a socialist, but the biggest concern is what McCain camp is using an uneducated plumber as part of his campaign, i don’t even trust plumbers to be alone in my apartment with my stepdaughters, let alone making claims of who is communist and who isn’t, but maybe that’s just the plumber who comes to my building doesn’t speak english very well, but he does know how to say he wants big boobies in his mouth, because he says it more than once, every time he comes to unclog the toilet, which is often.

This has got nothing to do with your moral stance, you know whether you are against abortion and for guns, it’s gotta do with logic and calling a spade a fucking spade, that you can’t see because your entire life, you’ve been told communism is bad, and that distracts you from opening your fuckin’ eyes and realize that some aspects of socialism aren’t that bad…..and what Obama is proposing isn’t even communism or socialist ideals….

None of that matters, it really isn’t even relevant to what’s going on, i mean i am drunk when writing this and I do know that seeing young kids call black people a monkey from Tarzan is a bad fucking sign. I can’t believe people are still passionate about hating someone for being black and you know they learned this in their uneducated home. People perpetuating racism need to be shot the fuck down, republican, democratic and politics aside…we don’t live in the 1800s anymore, Jews and Black people are allowed to vote and join country clubs, so get your fucking heads out of your fuckin’ dumb asses and focus on the fuckin’ issues.

It seriously makes me sad to see kids saying this kind of thing because you know they don’t know any better.

Don’t bother sending hate mail, I am not American and I do like McCain. I think he looks like a nice guy and Palin looks like a nice fuck, but that’s about all she’s worth, because she’s a repetitive puppet and she gives me a headache, so this post isn’t PRO-BAMA, it’s really supposed to be a commentary on these idiots in your nation, who make racial slurs on TV, and haven’t even hit puberty, and the real tragedy is how divided your country is……

Here’s the Obama Informercial…..He’s got nothin’ on the Sham Wow guy, or Suzanne Somers for thighs of steel or Jessica Simpson for Proactive, but i am posting it anyway…

Posted in:Haters|Obama|Racists