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2008

29

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I am at my neighbor’s house. Obama just took over all of his channels….this is probably going to work against him. America wants their TVs back….they have a limited time to enjoy them before the bank repossesses them, not that I think it’s a bad idea, but I am sure the republicans and people on the fence do. Give them their Wheel of Fortune back motherfuckers!!

I still think this dude is one of the coolest motherfuckers out there, I am hypnotized, his voice is like a hot jacuzzi, or a long massage, just want to cuddle up under a blanket and fall asleep to the lullaby that is is speech…and you can’t deny that no matter how racist y’are.

His biggest mistake was talking policy, people don’t want to hear all these numbers, he should have turned this into an Extreme Home Makeover, where they build one massive house for everyone who had to give their house back to the bank to live in….

How can you not vote for this dude, you people are fucking crazy.

Here are my links

Interview with the Mother of the Asshole Who Killed off 4 Tons of Jennifer Hudson’s Family….
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Playboy’s School of Rock
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WWE Girls Dressed Up Like Sluts of Halloween…
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Britney Spears Comeback You Say? Not So Fast…
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Hayden Airs Out Her Thong
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If The WWE Divas Wanted to Shock Us on Halloween, They Would Cover the Fuck Up
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Role Models Canada Trailer
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9 People Who Kill the Mood During Sex
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Because I Know You’ve Exhausted All Your Resources
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JOhn Mayer Needs to Just Shut his Mouth Once and For All
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Jordan is Disgusting
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Who Would You Rather – The Halloween Edition
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She Forgot Something, But I Can’t Put My Finger On It…
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Who’s the Hottest Real World Girl?
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We Know You’re Both Lying When You Say You Get Laid All the Time Anyways
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Ninjas Protest Pirate Festival
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Marty McMetal
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Urban Touchdown!!
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Benny Hill Throwback
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Katrin is the Housewife Of Your Dreams
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Because You Just Can’t Get Enough
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It’s All How You Frame It
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What Goes Around Comes Around Angelina Jolie…
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Jennifer Aniston’s Head Just Exploded
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Striptease of the Day
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Okay, SO Now They Are Getting Married…
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What Celebrity Sex Doll Do You Want to Fuck
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This Girl Spent 1.4 Million Dollars to Be a Barbie Doll
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Hollywood Hotties Killed in Horror Movies
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Kevin Smith Addressing His Movie Being Banned in America By Conservatives
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Duct Tape Bikini Calendar Pics
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US Political American Cheese
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Some Model Named Tiah Eckhardt Showing Her Tits
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Olsen Twins Signing a Book
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I Swear I Think Cops Just Tase People For the Fun Of It
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Sex Gets Better Everytime, Especially If You Start Doing It with Someone Else
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Sexy Teen Murder Lake
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Time Travel? Hmmm
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Ahhh to Be Young and Drunk Again
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Dream Homes?
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Jessica Simpson Is Hanging Out With a New Hot Piece
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God I Love Italian TV
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Hanna Hilton is Bout It
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JOw Francis Doesn’t Like Sam Ronson…
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Downsize!! We’re in a Recession, Afterall
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Whatever Eva Mendes Does, It’s Working
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Seth Macfarlene is Amazing
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Japanese Tug of War
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Make a Shot Gun Wound for Halloween!
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2 Girls One Sink
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl’s Vagina
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A Couple Girls You Could Fuck All You Need is Bottle Service…
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ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

29

Oct

Aisleyne Horgan Wallace is a Busted Up Party Slut of the Day

Her name is Aisleyne Horgan Wallace and you’ve probably never heard of her, but I have. She’s some rich kid socialite from the UK, who has some important stepfather, who wanted to get a career of her own as a model, actress, Paris Hilton, so she signed up to some reality show, and showed off her ability to have pretty much no self respect while craving a lot of male attention. She’s showed up to events with her tits out, her underwear showing, and has done all she can to have people talk about her, her fake tits and heer used up pussy.

The truth is that she’s a pig faced waste of fucking space, but like all party sluts with the same self worth, she’s managed to show off her ass and fake titties again, it’s pretty much the core of her person and the only reason she gets work, and I’m going to support that, in hopes that one day we’ll meet and she’ll be nice enough to support me for being part of her quest to draw attention to herself. I am not very expensive, I just want out of this hell that I am living.

On a side note, there is a trendy club here, that I have managed to work my way into a couple of times with friends who knew people, not that getting into any club in this city is hard, everyone is relatively broke and useless, and the city is small enough to know a couple of key people, but that’s not the point, the point is that it has a similar balcony that looks over the dance floor and when I saw it for the first time, I thought i was in heaven. I looked up to the Gods while totally wasted and lookin back at me was young girls in short skirts wearing all different kinds of panties, some weren’t wearing panties at all, and as pussy, ass and thongs were being showered over me, I felt like I was in heaven, taking it all in, until a bouncer grabbed me and escorted me out for being a creep, never to be allowed back in again with nothing but memories to remember that glorious days, memories that are unfortunately sparked by this ugly slag.

Posted in:Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace|Ass|Slut|Tits

2008

29

Oct

Amanda Bynes Legs Aren’t Shy of the Day

The paparazzi attacked Amanda Bynes making her giggle like she’s on drugs, playing off that she’s shy, but when asked about Jennifer Hudson, she doesn’t seem too shy , after saying she feels very sad for them, then bursting into laughter…..pretty sympathetic, but in her defense, she’s too busy loving herself and thinking she’s the best thing on the fuckin’ planet to really bother with this black on black crime, I mean the only black people she knows live in Beverly Hills and other rich neighborhoods, and she even clenches on her purse when they walk up to her at charity events, on the street or in the club.

I don’t know if any of that is true, it’s just my own speculation, but I do know that her legs are good enough for me to forget her seemingly racist, insensitive, self-absorbed personality, because I never really take the time to get to know a girl well enough to know her opinion on shit, when I’m hiding under the stairwell trying to look up their skirts, if you know what I mean.

BONUS SOME OTHER MESSAGES TO JENNIFER HUDSON….

Here’s New York, she’s on some reality TV show called “I Love New York”, a show Jennifer Hudson’s Fiance was on before they were engaged, giving Jennifer Hudson a heart felt apology….

Here’s Sam Ronson, who has pretty much nothing to do with Jennifer Hudson, but the paparazzi feel the need to ask her opinion about it, regardless of her probably being too busy babysitting Lindsay Lohan to bother watching the news, giving her heart felt thoughts on the incident….

Posted in:Amanda Bynes|Legs

2008

29

Oct

Heidi Klum Does Some Got Milk? Ad of the Day

Heidi Klum played on her German or Swiss roots by posing with a cow for some Milk campaign. I am sure it’s not the first time in her career where she had to pose with an animal and I’m not just talking about her family portraits, but the truth is that I’d like to see her in a more traditional German outfit, maybe a Nazi uniform or maybe even lying in a cold dark basement covered in feces after shooting a hot scene for their nation passtime, Scat.

I never found this Milk shit hot, I mean who gives a fuck if she’s got a white substance on her lip, that shit doesn’t make me think of giving her a facial, but instead makes me think of all those night’s I’ve busted my wife in the kitchen with a box of oreos mid binge. But since I can’t always get what I want, I guess I’ll have to settle for this.

Posted in:Got Milk?|Heidi Klum

2008

29

Oct

Elle Macpherson at an Event in a See Through Dress of the Day

Elle Macpherson is the kind of model I like. Sure, she’s big and tall but that body is thin and long legged and she looks tight, despite being old and washed up. Sure I have a warm place in my heart since the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition 1988 VHS tape was the best thing my perverted roommate who left behind because I got to see her tits in it and I’d try not to remember my perverted roommate who once got the police showing up at our place when we lived together because he was watching bondage porn and the neighbor thought someone was getting raped, when the only thing he was raping was himself, usually in the middle of the evening when he’d run off to the bathroom to take a shit and come out an hour later, something I never really understood, because sitting over a festering shit, never got me hard, even if it was the only alone time I got in a day….but that doesn’t matter, what does matter is that Elle Macpherson is so hot, she probably looks good taking a shit, which is something I’ve never experienced, mainly because the only time I’ve ever admitted that girls take shits is when I first got married a bunch of years ago and was given the job of helping my wife get off the toilet when she got stuck and if was lucky, I’d get to wipe her messy shit off her ass, all while contemplating suicide until doing a google image search for Elle Macpherson, to remember that not all girls make me sick.

Here is Elle Macpherson is some see-through dress recently.

Posted in:Elle Macpherson|Nipples|See Through

2008

29

Oct

Bai Ling’s Weak Halloween Costume of the Day

Bai Ling is known for showing up to events with various body parts exposed, usually her lengthy fucking nipple, but for some reason, her Halloween costume is a hell of a lot less slutty than anything she wears in a normal day. I mean I hear the dude who works her local convenience store has seen her vagina more than the guy Bai Ling is fucking, but I could have the facts distorted and the convenience store clerk is actually the dude she’s fucking…..I guess it’s an Asian thing, you know owning and working a convenience store is regarded as the top of the food chain for them, I guess because of the freedom they get from sitting behind a cash from 8 in the morning until midnight, or the discount they get on expired food, and that is why they aspire to move to America, the land of opportunity, to own every single one of them in a 4 mile radius from pretty much anywhere you are right now. I guess it beats building the railroad.

Posted in:Bai Ling|Costume|Halloween

2008

29

Oct

Katie Price and Her Fake Tits Dressed Up Like a Slutty Clown to Promote Hair Products of the Day

Katie Price is a marketing genius. When she realized that she was famous for no fucking reason, other than having the biggest stupid fake tits around, she knew that either someone hotter with more plastic surgery would come along and steal her glory, or that if that didn’t happen, people would be bound to lose interest and find other whores with no shame to fixate on, so before her flame that is fame completely went out, she jumped into merchandising. She’s got a line of pretty much everything from lingerie to horse apparel, including some haircare bullshit.

I guess the real issue isn’t that someone with more money than they know what to do with can create a line of pretty much anything they want, but the fact that somewhere out there some slut is rockin’ this hair dryer in the dressing room of the strip club she works at, you know, the only kind of girl who can look at Katie Price as a symbol of inspiration, because the only other reason to buy this garbage is because it’s in the discount bin and you really need a hair dryer, which I doubt happens that often.

Either way, she was in some costume with her new scaled down tits that are still retardedly big and fake and I guess since I am a simple minded person, that’s enough reason to get a post here. Yes, it is that easy.

Posted in:Costume|Jordan|Katie Price|Tits

2008

29

Oct

Selma Blair Wears Some Shorts on Set of Her TV Show of the Day

Don’t bother emailing me asking why the fuck I am posting this, not that you will, because I don’t really get emails, but it feels better to pretend people care enough to send in messages of encouragement or hate, but we all know that I am too irrelevant than that, so I’ll just stick to sending myself emails from various email addresses I’ve set up, and reading my SPAM because those people will always be there for me, and in fact are offering me 30 million dollars because they are the son of a Prince as well as penis enlargement medication, because they really understand my needs, and we all know that’s more than you’ve ever done for me.

Speaking of SPAM, Selma Blair, Hollywood’s own version of SPAM landed her very own role in a TV show, because I guess the persistant emails and phonecalls to producers was bound to annoy one of them enough to give her work, because that’s the only justification I can think of for her being on set dressed like a colorful streetwhore, but I figured it’s worth drawing attention to because it’s a motivational poster to all of you, that pretty much anyone can make it when they don’t have a gag reflex. Thanks Selma.

Posted in:Selma Blair|Shorts

2008

29

Oct

Katy Perry Dressed Like a Dude for Halloween of the Day

Katy Perry dressed up like Freddie Mercury for her Halloween Birthday Party. It only makes sense that this bitch was born this time of year, I mean considering she’s a fuckin’ devil who manipulated the world through her shitty catchy music, that shit haunts me more than memories of getting raped as a child. She also used to be some kind of Chrisitan, who has Pastors for parents and rebelled by becoming a sinner who promotes experimenting with your sexuality, and I just hope that her and Freddie Mercury have the same fate…..may they both burn in hell for their sins together while singing about doing more than just kissing people of the same sex….

Either way, I think she failed in her costume, she looks more like the weird dude who smells like cum and body odor who works at the sex shop I sometimes go to when I have nothing better to do, who always manages to be really fucking excited to show me the rare obscure fetish magazines that come in, than some homosexual aids infected rockstar, maybe it’s because my sex shop worker can’t get Aids, you know with his masturbation with rubber vagina and sex doll vagina addiction instead of real vagina that leaves him with little disposable income from his 8 dollar an hour salary to hire prosititues….

Speaking of getting raped as a child…or at least I was earlier in the post…listen to this song because I love it….

Posted in:Halloween|Katy Perry

2008

29

Oct

Janice Dickinson Hates the Paparazzi of the Day

I admit, I am slow moving today. I was taking a nap, because I am trying to get as much energy as I can to see as many vaginas as I can over the next 4 days. It only comes once a year and I am sure I don’t have all that many more ahead of me, so I might as well milk it for all I can….

Speaking of monsters, here’s a clip of Janice Dickinson, a modern day Frankenstein, calling the paparazzi cockroaches and rats, because I guess she doesn’t like the attention they are giving her when she’s not lookin’ her best or some shit, unless this is her best, in which case, she’s just being a bitch and if I was her, I’d be a bitch too, I mean after spending all that money on surgery then getting this mess of a face that would be worse than that time I bought a stereo system off some crackhead that didn’t work when I got home, or the time a group of us hired a whore to pass around and she fell asleep on us, or died, we weren’t sure, we just know we didn’t ask her pimp for a refund when he came to drag her out of my apartment. True story.

Ok, now I gotta get to my real posts. I hope you’re ready….cuz it’s going to be a life changing day today….or not…I am just trying to hype myself up to get down and do this…when I really just want to go back to bed.

Here are some pictures of Janice Dickinson flashing her underwear and acting like an idiot for the paparazzi a while ago, because she hates them so fucking much, and doesn’t use them to get publicity when it is convenient for her, I guess she’s just a hypocritical cunt.

Posted in:Janice Dickinson|Paparazzi