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2008

29

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I know that Britney has a sex tape and the sleazy paparazzi are shopping it around and I figure why bother writing about it, since everyone else is and since I don’t have the fucking’ video to prove it exists, but I know that it probably does exist, because the paparazzi are fucking scum and selling a sex tape of a girl you took advantage of when she was at her lowest point, is something scum would do, especially when their careers are all about exploiting these people and I wouldn’t put it past paparazzi scum to have used Kleenex, tampons an underwear of hers. The real disappointment is that this shit didn’t go down when Britney was 18, hot and worth jerking off to and not when she’s a mess we all feel sorry for.

I also know that Anne Hathaway admitted to liking anal sex, which isn’t surprising because she’s a fucking homo. Don’t let those big tits throw you off. Who the fuck cares if she likes anal, I’d say 60 percent of chicks do like it and those who don’t are either too prude to try it, or had a bad experience cuz the asshole that took their asshole’s virginity did it too hard and made them scared of the shit. Yes, I realize I made many ass and shit references in that sentence. It was unintentional…and until I see the pics of her getting it up the ass, I am not going to post it here.

I know that Scarlett Johansson got married to the Canadian this weekend and that you are upset she is off the market even though you really had no fucking chance and I know that Heather Locklear got arrested for driving under the influence of prescrption drugs and I’d rather talk about my experiences with prescription drugs then focus on hers. I just won’t bother posting boring gossip stories here but I will post these links though….enjoyy

John McCain is Just Like Us, He Likes MILFS Too!
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Get Ready to Be Disgusted, Cause There May Be a Britney Sex Tape After all
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Jenny Milstead is Sex in a Blue Bathing Suit
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Lucy Pinder’s Noodles
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Who Says Romance is Dead? These Girls Are Willling To Do Everything You Tell Them To….
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Holly Madison Shows Her Sideboob
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How About We Remix Your FACE?!?!
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Michelle Hunziker is Your Monday Fantasy
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Scarlett Johansson Got Married. I’m Sure She Will Announce She is Ruining Her Vagina With a Baby Any Day Now
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Victoria Beckham Upskirt Throwback
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Watch Out Portia De Rossi, Paris is About to Steal Yo’ Man!!
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Sarah Palin Versus Joe Biden
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The Dildo Song
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Find the Best Porn You’ll Watch All Day
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Phone Sex Operators – The Other Side
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Uhhhh This Snake Has No Body
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If You Can’t a Girl This Way, You Seriously Have No Hope
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Rumer Willis, You Aren’t Fooling Anybody
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The Lovely Mindy Vega
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Is That a Ball in Your Pocket, Or…
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Serene Simpson Gallery
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Rally Car Accident – Video
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Nadal Showing Off His Ass
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Sandra Shine is Busty
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On Set With Tera Patrick
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Everyone Hates Meg Ryan, But I Would Still Bone Her
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Get Sex the Easy Way. Sucker!
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Vanessa Williams is Starting to Look Rough…But Still Has Hot Tits….
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Travis Barker is OUt of the Hospital
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Some Emma Watson Action
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Hayden Trolls It Up Outside a Hollywood Nightclub
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Striptease of the Day
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Motor Cycle Mayhem
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Jesus and George
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This Guy Thinks He Can Talk to Aliens
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some Old Time Porn
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Why Hello Candice Swanepoel
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Now THAT’S Multitasking
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Heather Locklear Got Arrested
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Jermain Dupri Puked On Janet Jackson. Amazing!
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Okay This Crazy Hip Hop Jewelry Thing is Getting Out of Hand
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Almo’s World Behind the Scene
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Heath Ledger’s Daughter is Getting His Entire Estate, and Rightfully So
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Louisiana Republican State Rep. John LaBruzzo Suggests Paying Poor Women to Tie Tubes
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Create Fake 3D Objects With Camera Illusions
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If that’s not good enough for you, how about some Dwarf Cage Fighting in Florida…Because It is One of The Classier Activity To Do in Florida
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Some Sex Offender Died While Trying to Sex Offend a 17 Year Old
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Or Maybe You Need Some Mexican Minx Named Sandra Ramirez Posing and Showing Off Her Tits
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Or Maybe You Need The Anne Hathaway Loves Anal Sex Story
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Or Some Reality Chick in Desperate Need of a Pole….
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Or Maybe Some Stripping Palin Stupidities….
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Jennifer Hudson is Fat Enough For Someone TO Marrry
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS…..

Some Girls and Her Tits Take her Camera Phone on a Date an Get to Second Base
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Or Some Really Busty Girl’s Photobucket Pictures….of Her Tits…
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This is Gay…Seriously…I am only Posting it to Prove Photobucket Does Porn
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Or Maybe Some Random Weird Porn…That is Seriously NSFW

Psycho Slut Sucking Off a Rubber Dick Spasms Out of Control
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Some Dick Surgery That Went Seriously Wrong
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Tricked Into Gay Sex…Sick….
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Chef Boyardee Jizzes Upon Contact
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Some Scenes from the Worst Porn Ever Made…Seriously…This Shit is Sick….In Case You Missed it the First TIme
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Too Drunk to Masturbate!
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Bonus that’s not really a bonus, Kanye’s New Song that He Played at the VMAs that You Will Hear on the Radio Non Stop Despite His Using a Vocoder to Cover Up the Fact He Can’t Sing…Because Music makes for good times….Fuck that, Kanye’s already too famous. What the hell was I thinking….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

29

Sep

Sarah Palin’s Swimsuit Competiton From When She was a Pageant Queen of the Day

Nothing says she’ll run the country proper like a video of her objectifying herself in a beauty pageant. This is the kind of shit a Playboy career stems from and also the kind of shit that Jon Benet Ramsey stemmed from, but who cares, she’s in a bathing suit in 1984 hoping for a career outside of Alaska as a Journalist and soon she’ll be in your White House….Probably totally qualified, considering beauty pageants are known to breed intelligence….but in all fairness she didn’t win, a big ol’ Grizzly bear did. It is Alaska after all.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

29

Sep

Aubrey O’Day’s Making Out With Her Dog of the Day

A dog’s mouth is rumored to have less bacteria in it than a human’s mouth, which isn’t saying much when that human is Aubrey O’Day and a hooker’s 6 day old, unwashed panties have less bacteria than her mouth, but it is saying something. The truth is I thought it was bad enough that Aubrey had taken it upon herself to take a helpless little animal and turn it into some kind of weird, abused fashion accessory, but seeing that the thing is her personal living sex toy, kinda like you did with the kid down the street and both situations throw me the fuck off. I don’t ever think fucking animals is right, I don’t think exploiting them to draw a little more attention on yourself is right either because dogs are nice and don’t know any better, like that country girl I met at the bus station who let my friend do horrible things to her because she was just trying to find her way.

In the dog’s defense though, it’s only licking back because Aubrey’s mouth smells like cat shit and cat shit is to dogs, what chocolate cake is to my wife. If you know what I mean.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Beastiality

2008

29

Sep

Rachel Bilson is Dressed Like a Boy of the Day

Rachel Bilson, like every celebrity, both big and irrelevant, has her own clothing line and here she is doing some autograph’s dressed like Samantha Ronson. Girls aren’t supposed to dress like boys, but it seems like boys are supposed to dress like girls because yesterday alone, I saw about 8 trannies in different parts of the city and the city really isn’t all that big and doesn’t warrant that amount of cross dressing weirdos.

I remember a time when cross dressing was saved for the privacy of your own home. You know as a teenage boy putting on a pair of your mom’s pantyhose and finding it so sexy you have no choice but to jerk off quick before your family gets home from the movies. It was something that you were supposed to bottle up and be afraid of and be ashamed of, something that you’d go to therapy for after marrying, having kids and never really understanding why every time the wife is out you have an urge to slip on one of her high heeled shoes and put on one of her bras. It was never something you were supposed to embrace or take public and it’s kinda fucking up society so you should stop. I am talking to you Rachel Bilson.

Posted in:Little Boy|Rachel Bilosn

2008

29

Sep

Audrina and Her Sister’s Teeth are In Their Bathing Suits of the Day

Audrina was out in a bathing suit with her sister’s teeth recently and I really have nothing to say about this family, other than that something really went wrong. I am thinking that they may have lived by power lines, or maybe there was lead in the water or asbestos in the walls or maybe their mom was an addict, but whatever the fuck happened it made both of them retards. I am pretty tired of ugly skinny chicks with fake tits getting way more love than they deserve because America is filled with fat chicks, so by comarisson they are hot, because when I look at Audrina, I don’t see anything attractive, but I do see something that should probably be wearing a bike helmet while standing on the street corner with a sign begging for change to feed her cat.

It is up to you to make these people from The Hills go away. All you have to do is stop watching the fucking show. I think now is a good time to start.

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Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Bathing Suit|Bikini|Teeth

2008

29

Sep

Kendra Wilkinson Flashes Her Tits at a Party of the Day

I was at some party this weekend and the MC on stage screamed out to the crowd that he wanted to see some titties and 30 girls pulled up their shirts. I was at the back of the crowd, by the bar, doing shots with some native who didn’t mind getting me drunk because I pretended I was native too, and missed all the tits, but I do know that when I ask girls to show me their tits, they never respond the same way, unless slapping me and calling me a loser is considered showing me their tits, but no matter how many times I tell myself that it is, I know that it isn’t.

Here’s Kendra Wilkinson at an event, doing what she’s supposed to be doing when asked to flash her fuckin’ tits. So if you happen to be a girl and you happen to be in Canada and a Mexican fat dude happens to asks you to show him your tits, this is what you are supposed to do…it isn’t code for asking you to slap me, so make it happen like you were Kendra Wilkinson getting carried away after one too many drink. Thanks in advance.

Posted in:flash|Kendra Wilkinson|Tits

2008

29

Sep

Jennifer Aniston is So Lonely on Vacation in Her Bikini of the Day

Jennifer Ansiton is still on vacation, or back on vacation in Cabo because there’s really not much going on for her back home and living is tired of the only message she gets on her answering machine, after calling every guy in her black book, being her leaving a reminder that she’s out of milk. She’s tired of eating dinner alone every night in front of the TV watching re-runs of friends, realizing the irony of her life, because she has no friends. She is tired of hugging a pillow, pretending it’s a real person, or going to the movies and buying two tickets only to realize that there’s no one to bring in with her.

So she does what any lonely person does and that is hire the hotel staff to be her boyfriend and to stand guard and to protect her. I think this is a form of prostitution, but when a lonely middle-aged woman does it they don’t get criticized, but when I get caught with my pants around my ankles in a back alley in broad daylight, I’m considered a pervert. Double standards man…double fucking standards.

Due to the Paparazzi Being Total Fucking Cocksuckers Espeically the Company Who Owns The Aniston Bikini Pictures, I’m Going to Link to them Instead of Post Them, It’s Just Smarter than Getting a 10,000 dollar invoice I can’t pay because unlike Perez, No advertising executives support this site because they are scared of nipples, despite having hired 3 hookers to lick their assholes with their expense accounts on last month’s business trip.

If You Want to See Aniston in Some Boring Bikini Pics
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Posted in:Bikini|Jennifer Aniston

2008

29

Sep

I was Right About the Good Charlotte Sisters of the Day

I have been saying that these two have been fucking since they were in the womb and dating girls is just a distraction from the fact that they can’t be together, it just isn’t socially acceptable. I also defended them by saying they aren’t fags for wanting each other’s dicks, because they are identical twins, so it’s like masturbation, but the truth is that masturbation or not, they just can’t get married to each other like they want to and sometimes that truth too hard to accept that they slip up in public and here is the picture. But in their defense, if you were the idiots who were dating Paris and Nicole…a pile of dog shit would start to look like a good fuck.

Here is one of the Good Charlotte Sisters out with Paris Hilton and someone who has Aids, who I guess has decided to start showing her bird face again, but is wearing her Center for Disease control issued condom pants so that she doesn’t spread her shitty vagina sauce all over public places like it was peanut butter and the world was one giant piece of toast. You know like chairs in restaurants, public washrooms and anything else her vagina could possibly touch as it hangs out of whatever pantyless outfit she’s wearing.

Posted in:Benji Madden|Joel Madden|Paris Hilton

2008

29

Sep

Rihanna Does KFC of the Day

Well this joke kinda writes itself now doesn’t it. Rihanna and Chris Brown went to the place they met for a romantic date and some motherfuckin’ chicken. I mean I don’t want to sound racist or anything, but KFC is to black people what McDonald’s is to Asian people. Motherfuckers love that shit and there is really no arguing it.

I mean there have been times when I am broke and my wife insists on going to KFC on cheap Tuesday, because in Canada you get 2 pieces and fries for 2 dollars or some shit, and walking in to get her her 8 boxes, because even I won’t eat that shit, is like walking into Harlem, Compton or some project in Haiti.

This one time I walked out of there, after spending my wife’s 4 dollars on a couple meals, and 8 black dudes surrounded me and started hassling me for money, you know pushing me, trying to rough me up, one dude even showed me the handle to what I assume was a gun. I told them that I was just there for the chicken and didn’t have any money, so they frisked me and ended up running off with my chicken. I don’t want to sound racist, or imply that black people are criminals or that they will kill for KFC, I mean, I’m just telling a story about something that actually happened to me, so don’t hate me for it, hate the system for letting these fuckers get so poor they can’t even afford KFC on cheap night, unlike superstar Rihanna and her boyfriend Chris Brown, who like white people joining the country club or buying the Lexus, are showing off their success to the black community of the world by showing up to a KFC on a regular night, because in the black community, regular priced KFC is for rich folks….and I hate seeing people flaunt their wealth like that.

Posted in:Chris Brown|KFC|Rihanna

2008

27

Sep

John McCain’s New Campaign Commercial of the Day

I think she pretty much sums up any of your concerns or questions that you may have regarding the upcoming election. Who knows, maybe she’s your mother, maybe the economic crisis has to do with a large population of these kinds of people, I really don’t know or care, but something about her gives me a boner.

Posted in:Campaign|John McCain