2008
16
Sep
I don’t know if these Britney tit pics are old or not, I don’t even know if I’ve posted them before or not, but I am posting them again because I have nothing better to do and because Britney Spears’ crazy tits even if they are old, tired, used up and medicated are better than no tits.
Posted in:Britney Spears|Tits
2008
16
Sep
I don’t know if this story is old or not, but figured it was worth posting, because I always like to bring attention to whores who think selling their bodies is empowering. Like this whore I used to know who used to tell me how she is in control and using what she’s got to get what she wants out of men by fucking them, and that she could just be a normal chick and do it for free, but why do it for free when you can make money. She was convinced that she dominated the men who were hiring her, like she played with their minds and convinced them to do what she wanted them to, leaving her in control and I would just argue that she’s still a fuckin’ whore who lowers herself to nothing but a pussy and she’s giving guys she wouldn’t fuck for free her pussy for money and that makes the man in control because he’s the one with the money. But she never agreed with me.
Either way, this Natalie Dylan chick is a woman’s study major, but the good kind of woman’s study major who leaves the classes thinking about ways to manipulate men into giving her what she wants, while knowing that she is lowering herself to a piece of meat, and embracing prostitution as a good thing, instead of being the annoying woman’s study lesbian in plaid who hates all things male and who sign petetians to legally change the spelling of Women to Womyn while masturbating to dolphin shaped dildos because they don’t want to admit they need cock to get off. You know what I mean…..
She’s charing 250k for her hymen and that seems like a decent price, considering the only virgins out there nowadays are 7 years old and trying to get them to put out is pretty disgusting and criminal.
Here’s the Natalie Dylan Story That I Didn’t Read, But Formulated About By Reading the Article’s Title…..
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Posted in:Natalie Dylan|Viriginity|Whore
2008
16
Sep
Some dude named Donnie Klang who I’ve never heard of is ome Making of the Band motherfucker, or has some kind of involvement in Bad Boy Entertainment or is touring with the whores of Danity Kane or something, but I do know that he got it on with Aubrey O’Day. He didn’t go all the way, but he did get enough of her to know she has fake tits, and goes onto say that her mom has even faker tits, now this may not be a surprise and you may be confused how one set of fake tits is faker than another set of fake tits, I assume it is because they are a lot bigger and rounder but fake is still fake as far as I am concerned….the real mystery in this interview is that Aubrey comes from a rich family in a rich city and still manages to look like a cheap whore.
If you are wondering why I am posting this interview…I have no fucking idea but here are some pics of Aubrey O’Day’s fake tits at various events over the last few months….
Some Fake Tit See Through….
Some Fake Tit Cleavage….
Some Fake Tit Fake Lesbianism for Attention….
Posted in:Donnie Klang|Interview
2008
16
Sep
So not only does Katy Perry ruin my experimental teenage girl fantasy with that Kissed a Girl song, that I hear all the fuckin’ time and want to shoot myself in the face because of and that has got so bad that when I am in bars and see two young girls going at it for a group of cheering frat boys, I can’t jump in and scream at them to pull out their tits or to life up each other’s skirts because that stupid song starts playing in my head…..
But Katy Perry also ruins school girl fetishes in this photoshoot where she’s dressed like one, because she’s fuckin’ ugly and reminds me of the time I was at Starbucks and saw this chubby school girl come in and order some milkshake drink and two pieces of cake that she went and emotionally ate, not knowing whether I should prey on her for being some insecure girl with issues that I could really take advantage of all while wearing a school girl outfit that I loved, but being unable to make the move because she was so fuckin’ fat that I found her disgusting…..despite all the good the situation potentially had…if you know what I mean…which you probably don’t because I don’t think I explained myself properly…
I guess the good news is suckin’ that lollipop in these pictures isn’t the only way that this bitch sucks and I am not talking about cock, I am talking about annoying me with her ugly face…
Posted in:Katy Perry|Photoshoot|School Girl
2008
16
Sep
So here is Lohan continuing her research for a future role as a lesbian by being in this indentity crisis mess that she is in by pretending she’s a lesbian to the public and possibly to herself because she never had a real father figure growing up and all the men she’s been involved with have wronger her and Samantha Ronson is the closest thing she can get to a support system as Lohan finds herself and I think the whole thing is a lie. What is not a lie is that I emailed Ronson because I heard Lohan was hosting a party in Canada and I wanted to go, not because I thought I’d have the power to bring Lohan back to the cock-side, truth is I have a hard enough time trying to convince the dirties slut of sluts, the kind who bangs endless amounts of men, to let me up inside her and the odd time that I do convince that kind of girl to let me up in them, they usually reform and decide to straighten out their lives. I am like the reality check that makes girls ask themselves what the fuck they are doing to themselves and bring the point home that this is no life worth living, so in being disgusting, I also save lives, so I am a modern day hero, at least that’s what I tell myself.
Either way, Ronson never emailed me back, so I didn’t go to the party, I couldn’t get in and wouldn’t get in, but here are some pics of Lohan and her lesbian tits at some Ugly Betty thing which is appropriate because she looks pretty fuckin’ ugly.
Posted in:Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan|Tits
2008
16
Sep
So Megan Fox is jumping on this lesbian train because when interviewed by GQ she went off on how she used to date a Russian Stripper named Nikita and by date she means she’d show up at her work, buy lap dances, give her drinks while promising her a better life not stripping, sound familiar, you lonely fuck? She claims it happened when she was 18 and when her boyfriend dumped her and it’s really one of those typical stories that I call a fuckin’ lie trying to get guys to jerk off to her harder than they already do and because bitch is just trying to get on the lesbian train for attention. The main reason I know shit’s a lie is because she said she thinks Jenna Jameson is hot and is obsessed with her and anyone in their right mind knows that’s a canned answer from 5 years ago. This bitch obviously lives in a fucking bubble, a theory supported by the fact that she’s dating some heart throb from 15 years ago and still thinks he’s good enough for her box.
Either way, she got in a bikini for GQ and these are the pics….
2008
16
Sep
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I don’t know what’s worse, knowing that John Stamos used to fuck your chick or waking up and realizing that you are Jerry O’Connell, who despite landing some hot pussy after her prime, but is still hot pussy is still Jerry O’Connell, and despite having all kinds of money and Royalties from shit he did like My Secret Identity” , Stand By Me and Ollie Hopnoodle’s Haven of Bliss, dude’s still Jerry O’Connell.
I guess only he has the answer to one of life’s great mysteries that isn’t really a mystery at all, but I’ll never get to know the answer because he thinks he’s too cool for me and doesn’t answer my emails and he probably is too cool for me so I guess the real answer I was lookin’ for is that being Jesus Martinez is worse than bagging Stamos’ sloppies or being Jerry O’Connell and that’s the end of this post….
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Posted in:Pregnant|Rebecca Romijn Stamos
2008
16
Sep
I don’t know who this Kat DeLuna chick is, but was told that she is some next Mariah Carey or some shit and it turns out she can’t sing and the American public booed her off the field at a recent football game. Despite popular belief, I am not really a good judge of talent, so I don’t like what I am hearing, but that’s probably because it’s a shitty fucking song and not actually her singing ability, but I do know she’s some immigrant lookin’ bitch and should be sent back to where she belongs. Leave America is for white people, since it is on some FUBU shit and since the founding fathers are white and raped and killed the indians for land, brought in the blacks and mexicans in as migrant workers and then the Chinese and Asians followed because they realized there was a need from convenience stores leaving no room for unity, acceptance or some brown chick singing the National Anthem when despite being America has no right singing it because she is one of those non-white Americans the real Americans look down on and that’s probably the real reason she is getting booed. White people in the audience are like “what’s that thing doing singing OUR song”…..Then again maybe she just can’t sing.
Posted in:Kat DeLuna
2008
16
Sep
If you are wondering why I have taken so long to get the links up, it’s because I was depressed and dealing with some pretty major personal loss. The dudes from the alley outside my house, who have been sneaking back there the last 3 weeks to do whatever the fuck they do, and that I never knew what they were doing, even though I’ve been wanting to get invited to witness it and it seems that no matter how much I stand on the corner and how hard I give them the eyes like a desperate whore in the off-season lookin’ for some money because she’s hungry, hasn’t eaten in a week and just wants a fuckin’ burger for fuck’s sake….they just ignore me.
Either way, they got arrested and when I saw the cops outside, I ran out to see, hoping it wasn’t them, and it was, so I guess my fun is over and I’ll never know what kind of party was going down back there, which could be a good thing, because they were probably suckin’ each other off, and despite liking blow jobs, I can’t get down to THOSE kinds of blowjobs. I’ll be over it in a couple hours and in the meantime, here are my links.
Hot Tits of the Day
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I Love Me a Good Cat Fight
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The Hottest Candy Girls Make You Want To Lick The Wrapper:
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Hey Megan Fox, Whats All That White Stuff?
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And Here She Is in Maxim
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Fat Boy Skateboard Splits
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Rose McGowen Needs to Shut Her Fucking Mout
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Are Kate Moss’ Nipples Perpetually Hard
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Miley Cyrus Pretends She Isn’t a Whore By Going to Church With Her Older Boyfriend
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Skeletor’s Fantasy Boobs
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Man Has Sex With Car
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Some Bitches Who Like to Show Off Their Shit. Figuratively Speaking
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THE BEST RADIO AD EVER
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I’m Sorry, But You Gun Toting American’s Scare The Shit Out Of Me
Squirrel Melts? Jesus Christ
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Some Carmen Electra Goodness
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Bored? Here’s Some Porn
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Captain Sulu’s Big Gay Wedding
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Domain Namke Dollar Store
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Wedgie Fetish? Are You Serious?
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Beach Bitch Beatdown
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Teeny Bopper Club
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Why Hello Andi Valentino
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Amy Winehouse Didn’t Show Up to Her Own Birthday Party
Surprised. Not Surprised.
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Find a Bitch to Fuck
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Vegetable Pussy
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Jessica Alba Is Mad Again
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Pole Crash
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Alicia Keys is a Home Wrecker
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Get Laid, Because Sex is Awesome
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Dita Von Tease is Stupid But Here’s Her wonder Bra Commercial Anyways
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Lohan Looks Pretty Hot at Ultra Supper Club in Toronto
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Striptease of the Day
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And Now, The Tightest Ass Ever
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She Forgot to Lock the Door
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172 Foot Dive
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Hayden Panty Airs Camel Toe
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Muriel is Naked on a Excercise Ball
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And Now The New Shannon Doherty
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Eva Mendes I Love You of the Day
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The 80’s in a Minute or Two
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Hurricane Bear!
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And the New Shitney Album Comes Out…
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Bowling With Veronica
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Electric Shock Pen Prank
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Aubrey O’Day Turned Down a Role Suckin’ Dick but Still Makes Time to Abuse Her Dog…
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Some Cameron Diaz in Blue Latex
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How Not To Get Your Girlfriend Back
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
A Young Ethnic Girl Gets NAKED
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Some Big Pierced Tits
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Some Young Ass…Some Young Tits
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2008
15
Sep
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The biggest assed joke of the day is that a fat Jennifer Lopez did some triathlon like she’s some kind of athlete for a charity that I call trying to prove herself. She took about 2.5 hours to complete it and she had some help from her trainer, who based on her ass, isn’t the kind of trainer I’d hire for my wife if I was rich and famous, mainly because if I was rich and famous, I’d drop my wife off at the curb and move onto younger hotter pussy, but also because dude’s obviously not very good at his job. Sure you can argue that her ass is genetic and that it’s some beautiful phenomenon that you love, but I like to think it’s cuz you have no standards and no real opinion of your own and you just jumped on the bandwagon, because the only person who would find anything about this hot is a black man and that’s just because they like any pussy that isn’t attached to a black woman, no matter how offensive it is, proven in the fact that I was out with my wife this weekend and at least 5 black guys freaked out, in a good way when she walked by, to the point where I had to turn to them and ask them if they were on fuckin’ drugs because cat calling a cow, confuses me so much that it’s gotta be drug related….
Either way, here she is being active because it’s funny.
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Posted in:Athlete|J.Lo|Jennifer Lopez
