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2022

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The funniest revelation or realization that I’ve had the last few years is that I am actually pro humanity.

I always found people to be fucking idiots who don’t really understand the basic, or what’s important and for that were a fucking stain or embarrassment on what it means to be human.

Just the self involved money grubbing whoring their souls out for personal gain, or their own egos….to show off on social media or to try to fit into things, instead of really embracing a full life, or being fully spiritually and mentally filled…

Popping prescriptions and really not contributing much, doing what they are told and not actually evolving the species, celebrating the worst people ever and wanting to be them….

You know, we had AMBLE reason to hate all humans..

But after seeing 90 percent of them blindly get an experimental shot even after knowing it doesn’t work, you still get the virus you’re vaccinated against, which means the vaccine doesn’t work….spitting out marketing pitches or slogans to justify it like “that means it is working”….or “trust the science”…I realize that you can’t blame the sheep holding onto what they think is right because of the puppet strings that are attached to them..

You have to blame the evil demon fucks who control the puppet strings…

So I have a lot of confidence in humans snapping out of the spell, realizing that they have a better life if they want it, detaching themselves from the matrix that holds them, and finally deciding to find that hill to die on for themselves, their family and their future.

It will happen, it is happening, people are waking up, so in the last 2 years, I was reminded why I hate humanity, but I don’t blame humans for it, I blame the internet…

So with that, that future is bright….and full of titties….and that’s a good thing….we just need to eliminate the demons who have been running their scam for too long…and keep on spreading truth so that people snap the fuck out of it and go back to being NORMAL again….so that I can go back to hating humanity again, rather than wanting to fight for it.

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WWE Mandy Rose Being Hot
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Ebonee Davis is Futuristic Space Babe!
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Miley an her Near Death Experience
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Elsa Hosk Hot in Lingerire
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Real Housewife of Dubai Trailer
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Kelly Stafford Laughs Off Getting Duped by Fake Aaron Rodgers Quote
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Instant Regret
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Wet Fart Prank at the Beach
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Pinball Machine in Slow Motion
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2022

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I find it annoying that people talk about twitter like it’s not a piece of shit…all excited that they are being exposed of BOT traffic, when every site you’ve ever been to has done the same shit to scam advertisers, except me.

I know dudes who bought fake views to youtube and got paid on the ads….same with google ads…and who really cares…becasue google is scamming on their end, these people are scamming google, in one giant circle jerk of none of us getting rich off it.

But yeah, fuck the internet. It’s fake and gay.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Kendall Jenner’s Bikini Campaign
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Kim Kardashian Shares More From Her SI Swimsuit Shoot
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Elsa Hosk in Sheer Lingerie
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Alexandra Daddario Big Cleavage
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Kim Garner Rockin’ Bikini Bod
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Megan Fox in a Naughty Birthday Outfit
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“The World’s Sexiest Athlete” Alica Schmidt is Ready to Run Her First 400m Race of Her Outdoor Season
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Madison Pettis Sheer Panties are Racy
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Rachel Bilson Cleavage
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Cara Delevingne Makes the Internet Cringe
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Tom Cruise Offends the Queen Plugging his Movie
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Photographer Saves Boxer
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Real Housewives Dubai Trailer is Up
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Man Takes a Nap in Bed While Parachuting
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Women Asked if Looks are Important in 1967
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Fake Old Man Prank
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Tuesday Girls Tugging
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Sean McVay’s Fiancee Has Toilet Paper With Vladimir Putin’s Face On It
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Carmella Rose’s Sandy Bottom
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The worst plagues in History
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Daria Gets a Spin Off
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Dog Fakes Injury to Avoid Walk
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The World’s Largest Private Jets
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Airbus A380 Tour – Biggest Plane Around
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Heidi Klum Gets Love in Vegas
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Kevin Durant Talks About Getting High With David Letterman
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Daisy Keech is a Booty Model
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Jessica Szohr is Engaged
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Watch the Frank and Penelope Trailer and Support some Stars
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Former Vikings GM Shows Off His Dance Moves On TikTok
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Demi Rose in a Sheer Dress
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Browns QB Deshaun Watson Reportedly Testified That One of His Accusers Cried at End of Massage Session With Him
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Masked Model in Studio
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Tree Cutting Fails
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Troy Aikman and Joe Buck Received Their Signature Monday Night Football Blazers During a Tour of ESPN
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Hot Nude Model Booty By the Pool
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Shark Asks Diver for Help
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Semi Truck Wreaks Havoc in Nevada
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Sports Illustrated Swim Edition
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Megan Fox Cleavage Birthday
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Maya Hawke at the Premiere
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Kendall Jenner’s Campaign
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Lana Del Ray’s Photoshoot
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Winona Ryder – Alive
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Sarah Hyland in a Pant Suit
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Shakira in a Slutty Dress
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Lily Allen at an Event
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K.Pop Sluts in Concert
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Miley Cyrus on TV
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Daisy Lowe Sloppy Cleavage
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Alison Brie ona Walk with Husband
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Ambrosio’s Beach Volleyball
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Imogen Poots in a Photoshoot
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18 People Having a Shitty Day
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Big Toys
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Slow Motion Boob Jiggle
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Beach Party
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Near Misses
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Asses
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Slutty Birthday Girls
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Wetness
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2022

May

Miley Cyrus Looks Like a Good Time of the Day

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Here’s Miley Cyrus doing some mid 90s skater punk bullshit, rocking a wife beater without a bra, which was the only way we’d see nipple through shirt in the mid 90s, except maybe at the stripclub, or the gay bare where some tranny was showing off his new tits, but unfortunately the wife beater nip was 95% on some bull dyke with a bigger dick than you, and it’s just her clit….if you know what I mean….but STILL NIPS.

My analysis of this is that it was shot by her boyfriend because he’s got a Miley Cyrus fetish, can’t believe he’s fucking Hannah Montana as a grown up bi sexual hooker with prison tattoo version of herself….

So he makes her brand her shirts…unless this isn’t really Miley Cyrus, because with this french trash in the 90s now trending look, this barely looks like Miley we know and love…

The original Miley replaced by this clone from the basement of Disney studios where they house Walt and this is some subliminal messaging to convince us that the new Miley is the old Miley…I mean how could it not be, it says it on her shirt…

Either way, she looks likee she’s about to fuck, like she just fucked, or like she’s sick with a flu, and I’m a fan of Miley for whatever reason, she inspired so many nudes while being nude, something a godless society needs in its pop music.

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2022

May

Britney Spears Pussy Flash of the Day

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I don’t know if you’ve seen the recent Britney bullshit celebrity gossip, or attempt to get people distracted by celebrity gossip, by going back to the same old captains of celebrity gossip, and revisiting them after trying to make people care….

I’m not talking about the Free Britney movement, that no one gave a fuck about before it went viral, so for 15 years bitch is abused in captivity, but thanks to a pandemic, they decide to start throwing weird protests in her honor….using the power of activism to FREE HER FROM THE CLUTCH of her handlers….

I never really bought any of it and whether she’s free or not, she’s still controlled, handled, and being used as a distraction…

So after that whole conservatorship nonsense, they decided to let her pretend to be free and on vacation, they even posted what looked like old as shit content from an iphone 1 on vacation, that could be some Britney replacement in a Britney face filter….the internet lies….

Then they pretended she was getting married to her hired actor boyfriend, he’s a hired actor, and her boyfriend….and the gayest dude you ever say, one of those Sarah Hyland types who is clearly straight for pay….I mean who better for a girl than a gay bestie that can fuck you from behind so long as you’re wearing a beanie and it’s in the ass.

YOU CAN’T GET PREGNANT FROM ANAL….BUT they pretended she was pregnant and every single post was some disconnected “My fetus”….”this is before my fetus was in me”….”this is my fetus”….weirdness…no pregnant bitch, even crazy ones say that about a child they want so bad….

I knew all along it was either going to be a fake pregnancy to fruition or miscarriage, I probably even wrote it in previous posts on crazy Britney…

So as predicted, I was right, and she had a miscarriage….

So to celebrate, she posted a video of her fucking her bathing suit bottoms, pulling them up inside her like some horny medicated bitch trying to scratch an itch that just can’t be scratched…

That’s probably ass from the front, not big mom labia, but I still like it, even if it’s not Britney, or if it’s Britney from 10 years ago, because actual Britney is locked away somewhere.

Don’t believe anything you see on the internet folks…they fuck with our minds, especially when they are as high profile as Britney.

The internet is FAKE and GAY.

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2022

May

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny tits are titties too and the funniest thing about this tiny tit post is that some of the tits look big to me, meaning my tiny tit fetish runs deep, because to the average dude who fucks fat girls with tits bigger than their head, and bellies to match, all of these are tiny.

As I’ve mentioned before, this is my tiny tit activism, because tiny tits can be hard and with every breast implant a girl gets, a goo small tit dies, unless she’s getting the breast implant for life after cancer, but that’s just dark and not what this is about….

In our internet world of tits, there is no mean cancer killing them, just slutty girls who think shitty bolt ons will change their life.

Not realizing that many a hot chicks with small tits have been hot as shit over the years and this move to celebrating non hot chicks with or without tits is not for me.

Tighter packages, tighter bodies, exhibitionism, so much fun….and only a handful of them look like they could have been born with a dick….

So that whole “you like teen boys cuz you like tiny tits” is just a totally unfounded dis…..because tits don’t make the woman….the PUSSY does…

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2022

May

Rita Ora Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Here’s Rita Ora, who made a name for herself as the girl willing to Fuck Rob Kardashian to launch her pop career after signing to a major label, but who has since gone through a bunch of different men, even though she lost her major label contract. I mean I’m sure she’s got one now, but there was a time that she was just a lost set of tits navigating through LA with a lot of money in her bank because she got bought out of her deal….and now those tits are sagging.

It’s one of those old Albanian refugees that unlike other refugees doesn’t end up in the gutter eating rats, but instead in million dollar houses that she owns and I credited 99 percent of it to her rockin’ now sagging tits.

It’s one of those TITTIES against the clock situations of titties not being perky forever, so use them while we can and as the host body to said tits, RITA ORA can look in the mirror and say to her tits “Girls, we’ve done our best, we’ve gone to great heights together and we’re in a place that I’ll still let you shine, probably with the help of a push up bra, but you can’t carry us the same way anymore”….

Unless I’m wrong and sloppy old lady saggers still get the hits they need, they probably do, cuz they’re tits…even when not at their optimal….still tits…so use em like Ora does.

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2022

May

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I am a swimsuit fetishist, not in a way that I wear lady swimsuit and heels and dance around in front of the mirror…..and not in a finding hang drying on ground level balconies during the summer to take them home to jack off to….and not in a paying dudes on the internet to jack off on my wife’s swimsuits, not that she owns any, but there are dudes who get off to men jerking off onto their wife’s panties….

I am a swimsuit fetishist in that I like seeing girls in outfits skimpier than their underwear, or date night lingerie, that they wear like it’s not.

I am from Canada in an era where girls only wore one-pieces….all conservative despite being the worst level of liberal country you could imagine….but for whatever reason when I was a teen onwards the bikini was a rare sighting, girls were modest, but that’s all changed….

Unfortunately, I am still in Canada so I don’t get to spend my days on a bench by the beach staring at all the girls with no jobs walking around in their thong suits that show more ass than ever….

But that’s where the internet comes in, since no one is present, internet is life, and if a bitch puts on a swimsuit, it can’t be for just one homeless unemployed pervert on the bench but rather for ass many perverts as possible….something the internet’s got on lock.

Here’s some swimsuits…

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2022

May

Lana Del Rey Fat Tits of the Day

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Lana Del Ray is a fat fuck, so her titties aren’t that impressive, all these umimpressive titties out there just need to start over eating and for the most part they’ll go up a bra size, the trade off, is the rest of them will be revolting…but TITS man, that’s all a girl needs in this world to monetize…

Or a rich dad….

Since the key to Lana Del Ray’s success was being a rich kid that the dad invested in because otherwise she’d just be wasting space, prior to being some viral songstress sensation for girls who like to cry….

I am not saying Lana Del Ray music is shit, it was great when it first dropped, has been imitated so many times…moody sad songs are always the most fun in a sad world of anti-depressant popping millennials…

I am just saying that if she wasn’t a rich kid who hired the right producer, she probably wouldn’t be stared at for being fat tittied except maybe when shopping at the local Walmart in Plattsburgh New York where she’s from and where I’ve been.

They have an Applebees but for whatever reason no Cracker Barrel which should be a crime, like fat chicks, only fat chicks win us over with their fat tits getting themselves a pass.

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2022

May

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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If you can’t see the ridge of the asshole through a pair of pants, then are they really tight enough?

Luckily, if you leave your house, and I’ll assume you do, because I wouldn’t hang out with some simp cuck fucks that are scared to leave the house, even during a pandemic, life is short, you’re going to die anyway, might as well not be a fucking pussy about it.

I am going to assume that you have pre-existing conditions and you just don’t fucking care, TAKE ME OUT MOTHERFUCKERS, you know instead of a hazmat suit, ventilator mask…

Your idea of plastic sheets is to make the clean-up from dirty sex that went south with a hooker not as a tool to hug your granny…

So you know, since you’re not a clown in this clown world that they are trying to present to us as normal, that TIGHT pants are fucking everywhere, almost to the point of so tight, why even wear pants at all, which will be the near future, but until then, here are some tight pants you won’t see outside, since they probably don’t live near you….but when you go outside you’ll see a bunch of tight pants that you’d assume are too tight to wear to work, but since you can’t tell a bitch how to dress, that would be toxic masculinity or the patriarchy, we just let them wear their slutty outfits to work. EVEN professionals like bankers, lawyers, doctors, rock tight pants to the job….because everyone is a slut, and I’m here to look at them.