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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day
Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day
Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day
Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day
Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day
Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day
Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day
Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day
Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day
Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2008

22

Sep

Tila Tequila and Her Classy Tattoos of the Day

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I thought that Tila Tequila was a tacky, trashy, cheap lookin’ whore who only got famous because of a fake set of tits and a slutty myspace page. I thought she was some identity crisis immigrant trying to fit into America by taking on their customs and raping them, by getting tattoos to help convince us that she’s a tacky, trashy, cheap lookin’ partyslut who belongs here, but that was before I realized that shit read “C’est la Vie” in French, throwing my theory that she is trash in the trash, because everyone knows that anyone with a foreign language on their tattoos comes from a cultured, rich and educated background or some d-list lesbian try hard.. Either way, she’s barely showing off some nipple and my post didn’t work out how I planned, but I did meet a girl who has been fucking Pauly Shore for the last few months, just because he is semi-famous and I laughed in her face because dude is Pauly fucking Shore and he may be known, but is still a pathetic existence and a joke of a person, but she wasn’t havin’ it, his d-list fame was enough to get her panties off and in hindsight, I should have done an interview with her about the sex, instead of making her hate me for laughing at her, but who fuckin’ cares, here’s Tila.

Posted in:Classy|Nipples|Tila Tequila

2008

22

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Got Some See Through Leggings On of the Day

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***IMAGES REMOVED IN COMPLIANCE WITH DMCA****

So as American Apparel slowly takes over asses everywhere, there’s a common theme that I see everytime a girl in a pair of leggings walks by me and that is that these overpriced pieces of shit that have made leaving my house a better experience, are not very good quality. Whenever a girl is wearing them bends over or rock’s a size too small, they become pretty fuckin’ see through and I have done all I can to not let this get out of the bag, because if girls knew they were showing everyone their underwear or bare asses when they just think they are dressing casual, they would probably start buying a bigger size and that will ruin my chances of spotting vagina outside of the strip club.

Here are some pics of Kim Kardashian wearing too small of a size, showing off her ass crack, but in her defense, American Apparel is made for eating disorder, drug addicted kids, and even their extra large is small, so I guess if she wants to dress like normal girls, she’ll just have to hit up the big and tall store and if that works against her ego, she could always take on exercising and eating better like other fat kids trying to fit into trendy clothes do, or she could just stick to squeezing into these pants that don’t have enough fabric to cover that ass up, because let’s face it, I’d rather see fat ass crack than no ass crack, but that’s because I am a pervert.

UPDATE – The images were removed because the cocksucker paparazzi are ganging up on me and trying to put me out of business. They send me invoices for insane prices that I can’t afford and I think there should be laws against that. I try to fight them off and will be getting sued, but I don’t think they have a case, especially since I am moving the company to Kenya.

Either way, I told them that I am using screencaps of the images and that they are infringing on my right to freedom of speech, because I should be allowed to comment on things I see on my computer screen, I also told them that Kim Kardashian’s ass is offensively fat. I think the pictures should be used as a childhood obesity campaign and not something they make money off of….Fuckin’ asssholes….

TO SEE THE PICS OF KARDASHIAN ON A SITE THAT PAID FOR THE PICS….
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Posted in:Kim Kardashian|See Through

2008

22

Sep

Gretchen Mol’s See Through Shirt of the Day

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I have seen Gretchen Mol topless in the movie The Notorious Betty Page a few times and despite finding the whole burlesque pin-up shit not very hot, her tits were pretty amazing to look at. She had the smallest fuckin’ nipple I had ever seen and I am used to really big discolored shit stains that look like one of those kids who has one of those purple birth marks covering half his face, because my wife is fat and her tits are fatter, so I almost got turned on by her, before realizing her name was fucking disgusting. Here she is showing off those little nipples I liked so much a couple of years ago and it may not do much for me today, but I figure it is still worth posting.

Posted in:Gretchen Mol|See Through

2008

22

Sep

Doutzen Kroes is in a Bikini of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is a supermodel from the Netherlands, which is nice to see considering the only girls I know from the Netherlands are prostitutes, but the good kind of prostitutes who have certificates letting you know when they last got tested for STDs that they can show you before you fuck them, which is some forward thinking that I can appreciate because Aids sucks, but the truth is that I don’t actually know prostitutes from the Netherlands but some guy I know does and I was just trying to relate to this post, which I am having a pretty hard time doing. I am a hack.

Either way, she was in Miami because she’s just got hired as the new Victoria’s Secret angel and I guess that means she’s allowed to sit around on the beach doing nothing al day. My racist friend who was just over picking up something asked me what I was working on and I showed him her pictures and his first reaction was that she’s with a black dude and how disgusting that is. I don’t really feel the same way because I’ve been trying to connect with black people lately and I went to an all black club with a friend of mine because I like the way the girls get down, when in line, fearing my life, expecting to get shot, some thug pushed me pretty hard because I may have stepped on his toe and he was a little edgy because he was black and I ended up bumping into some tight bodied black girl who was trying to light a cigarette and in her classy demeanor she threw her cigarette on the ground and got in my face yelling and spitting and pounding her chest and I couldn’t help but laugh because it was some serious monkey shit. I was expecting her to fling her feces at me to teach me a real lesson, but didn’t stick around long enough to get to that level. Instead, I walked away, told the promoter who invited me that the place is insane and he told me I need to step my thug up, I turned back to see my new girlfriend and she was trying to salvage the cigarette she threw to the ground like someone more ghetto than me.

I guess that has nothing to do with this Doutzen bitch. I guess that’s kinda what I do.

Posted in:Bikini|Doutzen Kroes

2008

22

Sep

Nancy O’Dell Brings her Big Ol’ Mom Tits to the Emmy’s of the Day

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I was debating whether I should post all the pictures from the Emmy Awards like other useless blogs, even though I didn’t watch the shit, don’t care for the shit and had no interest in posting the shit and it turns out that I won the battle with myself and I am not wasting my time drawing more attention to that boring, jerk off fest, celebrating shitty TV shows with average lookin’ people who happen to have a lot of money and an ego bigger than their bank accounts that makes them award each other for the shit they do, because I guess their huge paychecks that they don’t deserve isn’t enough of a fucking prize.

Not to mention the show isn’t even about celebrating their work, but it is a platform to talk politics, because these uneducated pieces of shit who have no business telling us what to think about politics as they live in their million dollar homes and sit by the pool doing blow and getting blow jobs from various people as they count their fucking money, but they think they do.

The only reason I am posting these pictures of Nancy O’Dell is because one of my 5 readers is hung up on her and on a weekly basis, like clockwork, over the last 4 years of doing this shit, I get an email asking if I have found a Nancy O’Dell sex tape yet, which I haven’t but she did show up to the Emmy Awards and she does have big ol’ mom tits. So enjoy them before she gets fat and it’s too late for her.

Posted in:Nancy O'Dell|Tits

2008

22

Sep

Josh Groban Sings Stupidities at the Emmy’s of the Day

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I accidentally went to my neighbor’s house to borrow a cup of sugar and by sugar I mean beer and by borrow I mean drink with no plan on replacing it all because I like his daughter. She’s in her 20s and a slut. They were watching the Emmy’s so I sat down for a minute and was forced to witness some Josh Groban performance where he sang the theme song from a bunch of TV shows and it made me want to kill myself. This is on some weird fuckin’ level that I just can’t really grasp, but figured I’d force you to watch it too, because I don’t like suffering alone. I don’t understand how people can clap at this shit after the pain it fuckin’ induced, but they did, maybe it’s because Hollywood fuckin’ sucks. Yeah, that’s definitely what it is. Now watch the video if it hasn’t been taken down by the mean copyright enforcers.

Posted in:Emmy's|Josh Groban|Sings

2008

22

Sep

I Do It All For the Trees of the Day

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After DJ AM’s publicity stunt this weekend, I think we should re-focus our energy on what’s really important in our lives and that is….the trees….here’s a video of some psycho tree hugging freakshows who I doubt masturbate or have many friends because it makes for a good way to start my week. This probably takes the prize in useless protesting that will get absolutely nothing accomplished, but is funny to watch when the bulldozers roll through and accidentally run over these cry babies.

Posted in:Hippies|Treehuggers|Trees

2008

20

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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There was a high school dance down the street and I thought it would be funny to be the random old guy no one knew or understood why he was there. So I walked in with conviction and purpose and got all the way to the gym, that was decorated like an underwater oasis that was in all honesty pretty fucking amateur, I started doing a stupid dance to some hip hop song, and that pretty much broke the deal for me and made people realize that I didn’t belong there and a group of adults cornered me and asked me why I was there, I had no answer and when the head mother from the PTA or whatever the fuck it’s called picked up her phone to call the police, I picked myself up and ran the fuck out of there. I am sure it would have been a funnier experience if I was doing it with friends like some kind of prank, and I admit doing this kind of thing alone is pretty fucking weird, but it entertained me and that’s all that matters and I hope this entertains you.

Do Something That Matters Today
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Here’s a Clip From Britney’s New Song and I Am Happy to Say It’s a Piece of Shit
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SPACE BALLS THE ANIMATED SERIES
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Liz Hurley’s Tits Say How Do You Do
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Is Wearing Spandex
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FUCK THE NEW FACEBOOK!
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Lego Creates Celebtrity Lego People; Makes Amy Winehouse Seem Fuckable
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Nono Diora Baird, You’re Supposed to Pull It Down
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Danni Minogue Pokie Throwback
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Is This STILL Making News? Seriously?
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Friday Boob Match
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Make the Most of Your Friday
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Dumbest Women Ever
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Rumer Willis Just Can’t Get It Together
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What Do We Do When We Fall? We Get Back Up Again
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Collection of the Cheapest Cheap Shots and Greatest One Hitters Ever
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Some Crazy Pavement Art That Impressed Even My Cultureless Ass
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And You Say You Can’t Meet People Anymore
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Jim Beam – The Ultimate Lesbian Tragedy
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Here is a Pic of Puff Daddy Stepping in Dog Shit That Pretty Much Made My Day
Fuck You Diddy
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Now THAT’S What I Call An EScape Plan!!!
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Cop Gets Beat the Fuck Down
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Susana Spears Takes It Off
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Say Hello to Sophie
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Jessica Simpson Had Too Much to Drink
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Michelle Rodriguez Writing a Childrens Film. Maybe It Will Be About Being Gay and Driving Drunk
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Bqar Rafaeli is Full Bangable
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So What Are You Doing This Weekend?
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I Don’t Care What Anyone Says, I Would Still Stick My Dick in Goldie Hawn
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Striptease of the Day
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Let’s Hold Hands and Watch This Dude Confess To Murder On Video
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Who Would Win in a Fight?
Midget Versus Female Pornstar
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Wiggles Galore!
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Vanessa Hudgens at the Teen Vogue Party
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Vintage Titties!
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Role Models – Trailer
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R Kelly Does It For the Kids
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Pie Charts Explained
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Wakeboard Crash
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Victoria is Galactic
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Mackenzie Rosman REALLY Likes That Icea Cream Cone
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How to: Break Bricks With Your Hands
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The Ten Hottest Celebrity Female Nerds
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Courntey Cox in 15 Years ……Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

20

Sep

DJ AM and Travis Barker Were Critically Injured in a Private Jet Crash of the Day

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I know I make fun of DJ AM all the time, I call him gayer than bicycle shorts and it’s gone on for so long that he has personally told me and people I know that I am a pain in the ass, and when I met him a couple of times when he was randomly DJing events locally, he was always a decent guy to me, so I almost felt bad about teasing him, but continued doing it anyway because I am an asshole.

Just last night I was talking to a dude who was going to bring in these guys to play a show here and who was telling me how AM just got hired as Kanye’s new DJ and despite popular belief, I never talk about AM in my everyday life so it was weird to wake up this morning to a text message from my German whore fucker, saying that AM almost died in a plane crash and I felt responsible for possibly wishing death upon him in various posts over the years. The truth is that I don’t hate AM and I don’t think he deserves to die, or be in plane crashes. I just thought he was accessible enough and an easy target.

Either way, thanks to some miracle, probably the same miracle that got AM rich for spinning records in the first place, AM and Barker survived with a whole lot of burns to their bodies and are in critical condition but Travis Barker’s assistant and bodyguard died and so did 2 other people. I guess there’s more info to come from this story and despite my constant teasing, I wish both these dudes the best of luck and a speedy recovery.

I blame Shanna Moakler and just don’t understand why something like this doesn’t happen to someone who deserves it, like the stars of The Hills or something…..ya know!?

The pilot, Sarah Lemmon who died was a woman…I don’t trust a woman to drive a car, mow the lawn, pretty much do anything let alone fly a fuckin’ plane, this is an example of how letting women out of the kitchen and into the work force doing man jobs just doesn’t work. AM and Barker should have got off the plane the second she greeted them with the flight plan before they took off…I know I would. I’m just saying….what? too soon?

See the Plane’s Wreckage and Read the Story
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Posted in:DJ AM|Plane Crash|Travis Barker

2008

19

Sep

Scientology and Scientologists are fuckin crazy….of the Day

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I got this email…

Peaceful protesters met to organize before the protest at Katie Holmes’ new broadway show All My Sons only to find a THRONG of Scientologists handing out weird, creepy flyers with the names, places of residence and pictures of Anonymous protesters on them.  Holy Xenu!  One older man followed the Guy-Fawkes-masked group of 20-somethings to Katie’s theater all the while screaming “THIS WAY TO YOUR MEDICATION!  FOLLOW ME FOR PROZAC!” over and over.  New York Police had to step in to ask him to move along, and then again later when another man tried to instigate a fight among the protesters.  Overall, though, things went off peacefully. You can see video of the weird and creepy behavior here:

And I am postin the video, even though it is pretty dull, cuz Scientology and Scientologists are fuckin crazy….and so are the people who waste their time protesting it, even if this video is too boring to do both their craziness justice….

Posted in:Protest|Scientology|Youtube