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2008

19

Sep

Kate Moss is Drunk of the Day

The thing I like about Kate Moss is pretty much everything. I think she’s hot, I think she’s got the right idea on how to spend her free time, whether that’s on yachts or drunk in bars and I think she’s a model parent by never being around her kid enough to fuck it up. I mean I don’t know that for a fact, but I assume she’s never around for her kid because she’s out running around the world all the fuckin’ time, but that doesn’t matter, who needs to be around when you can afford to hire better suited nannies while you go about your life.

It is Friday and this week has been pretty shitty, so I am lookin’ forward to lookin’ alot like Kate Moss did last night, and I am hoping to meet my fair share of college girls who are pretty much as messy as Kate Moss is in these pictures and I plan on being tonight, so that I can try to see some fresh lookin’ titties that are spending lots of their parents money to make themselves smart while getting herpes in the process. Good times.

Posted in:Drunk|Kate Moss

2008

19

Sep

Mischa Barton’s Tit Falls Out of Her Dress Again of the Day

Mischa Barton is still throwing her tits out all over the motherfuckin’ place, even though they aren’t that big, or fake and I can only assume it’s a cry for attention after being dropped by her management a few months ago, but maybe it’s just part of her drunken and drug addicted downfall because she just realized that she banged Cisco Adler and her new boyfriend is a gay using her to get attention who refuses to fuck her and everytime she climbs up on his lap for a good time, he asks her if they can do it later because he’s trying to learn a new dance move or some shit. Either way, she’s still bustin out of her shirt as best as she can and that’s why I am posting her big ol’ nipple, while thinking of her hottest scene to date as the puking dead chick under the bed in the Sixth Sense.

Posted in:Mischa Barton|Tit

2008

19

Sep

Jessica Simpson Rocks the Mic Like a Dick of the Day

If you are good at photoshop, you could easily replace the mic in these pictures of Jessica Simpson with a big black dick and then you could pretend that she was a slutty black on blonde chick and it would make jerking off to them a whole lot better, but the whole effort that goes into staring and cropping a dick so it fits into these pictures perfectly, is a little pathetic and maybe even a little too much effort to put into masturbation, and would pretty much mean you have too much fuckin’ time on your hands, and would be on the same level of weird as the time you spent a week building a fake pussy out of piping and silicone because you found the blueprints on some message board for other losers who can’t get laid and you just had to get in on the fun. I figure if you took that energy and put it towards hustling chicks, or working to make money to hire whores, you wouldn’t really come across as a hopeless loser that finds pictures of Jessica Simpson and a microphone exciting.

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|Mouth

2008

19

Sep

Erin Wasson and Her See Through, Panty Exposing Dress of the Day

This molely Madonna-lookin whore is some model from Texas who has done work for Victoria’s Secret despite her small tits, and H+M despite the fact that her face is harder than the water in my apartment, I don’t actually know what hard water is, but there was a notice in the lobby of the building saying that we can’t drink the water cuz it’s hard and I was thinkin’ that I live in the ghetto that even the water’s fuckin’ hard, and here I just though it was the kids hustlin meth and not putting up with any shit from nobody who were hard, I probably should compared her face to a shopping cart full of scrap metal that my neighbor uses to pay her rent, but that’s too fuckin’ local, so I guess it doesn’t matter what she looks like, because her dress is good times, next time she should just do it without that whole underwear thing, but that’s just cuz I like seeing everyday pussy, even if it’s on skinny, busted up models.

Wow. This post was a fucking mess.

Posted in:Dress|Erin Wasson|See Through

2008

19

Sep

Nicole Scherzinger in a Tight Slippery Dress of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger went to an event in some fetish gear that she’s passing off as fashion because she’s classy like that. The truth is that I never understood the logic behind dudes with PVC obsessions, I thought it was really kinda creepy and comic book collecting of them, you know with this whole second layer of skin kinda vibe, but I spoke to the dude who owns American Apparel once in a bar, he has a place in the city I live in and he has a line of shiny and slippery clothes and I asked him why they were so popular and he told me because of how amazing it looks when you watch your cum slide off of it.

I don’t know if that’s what the love for this kind of fabric is all about, but I do know Nicole Scherzinger is half Filipino and if I was rich I would have no problem hiring her to clean my house and run errands for me while mistreating her for very little money because if she acts up, I’ll report her ass to immigration. Unfortunately, she was born in the USA and those are the Filipinos you can’t fuck with, but I am guessing her mom was the kind of hired help you can knock up when your wife is at the tennis club and that’s the reason why we have these Scherzinger pics today.

Posted in:Ass|Nicole Scherzinger|Tight Dress

2008

19

Sep

EXXXOTICA NY Pictures of the Day

So I wasn’t able to get one of you into the Exxxotica NY pornstar tradeshow because my email wasn’t working and this site sucks at life and no one takes it seriously, except maybe for the authorities, but that’s yet to be determined, but someone who reads this site went out of his way to get pictures of the event, including shots of the pornstars with fan signs for the site and I have no idea why he did that for the site, but I appreciate original content because it won’t get my ass sued.

Now, I am not a fan of pornstars, I think they are trash and I prefer to get off to peeping on my neighbor across the street getting out of the shower, but I know a lot of you do like porn and that it’s the closest thing you’ve ever had to a long term relationship, so while you are at home feeling sorry for yourself while jerking off to your favorite pornstars that you will never meet because you are creepy and can’t get into events they attend because of that annoying restraining order they issued against you after you sent them one too many letters with one too many pictures of you fucking a rubber vagina molded to their vagina while licking their picture that you have taped to the wall, here are some pictures of EXXXOTICA that went down last week.

Since I hate porn and have no idea who any of these people are – these names be wrong….but I’d like to thank the dude who took these for me and let this be inspiration to all you lazy fucks to send in some fuckin’ pictures and videos for a change….

AJ Khan

Burning Angel

Daniela Victoria

Gina Lynn

Hilary Scott

Krista Ayne??

Penny Flame

Teagan Presley

Tatianna Stone

Some Randoms I Don’t Know….

Hannah Hilton is a Tank..

Some Ron Jeremy Still Goin Strong….

Some Really Bad T-Shirts that Porn Fans at Porn Conventions Wear….

Some Chick in Her Underwear Beating On Some Dude…..

Some Random Shit That Went Down…..

Posted in:Exxxotica|Pictures

2008

19

Sep

Meagan Good’s Tit Slip of the Day

Despite having been writing about every nipple slip I’ve come across over the last bunch of years, I still manage to have no memory of any of them. I can’t remember celebrity names, I can’t remember their faces, I can’t remember their nipples, I just am really not cut out for the job. I was sent this video of Maegan Good having a “wardrobe malfunction” a term that makes me want to perform surgery on my ear drums with small metal instruments so that I never have to hear again, and since she is someone I’ve never heard of today, but have probably written about in the past but dont remember, I figured I’d post it. I watched the video and didn’t see any “wardrobe malfunctions” so it’s all lies, but I did like the way running any video on my computer makes the shit crash, reminding me that not only I am poor and useless, but so is my computer. Watch the video, let me know what you see, since I can’t see it.

Posted in:Meagan Good|Tit Slip

2008

19

Sep

Watch Kimmel, Ryan Seacrest and Other Emmy Hosts Embarass Themselves of the Day

This is some viral video to promote the Emmy Awards that are going to be on TV soon, but I don’t know when because I have no interest in award shows awarding people who have already pretty much won the fuckin’ lottery. I also have no interest in shitty viral videos hosted by shitty comedians like Kimmel fake interviewing Seacrest and other shitty Emmy hosts that ends in a shitty fake brawl that they probably think is a real fuckin knee slapper and give each other high fives when the director calls “CUT” or throws his feces at them to let them know that they are done here, because I have a feeling shit was directed by a monkey or some retarded kids as part of a Make a Wish foundation or some shit and by shit, I mean this viral video. Enjoy.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

19

Sep

Abbey Clancy Does FHM of the Day

I didn’t get arrested like I thought I would. But I did hide in the corner of my appartment all night hugging my knees expecting some big scary police man or bailiff to come take me away so I didn’t get much sleep and just woke up now. That’s pretty irresonsible of me, but the truth is I have paranoia issues and I don’t really understand the legalities of the internet and just started this site for fun and now feel like I am in over my head and shit, but I don’t want to bore you with all that. I mean who cares if I end up jumping into traffic thinking some random dude on the street corner is the FBI staking me out because he’s talking on his bluetooth, or if the van parked outside my house isn’t a molestor like I thought it was, but some high tech spy unit used to take me down. I mean, I don’t think I am that important or relevant. I’m just some asshole on a computer but I don’t know what the hell goes on in Bureaucracy and I guess that’s what scares me.

What doesn’t scare me is this Abbey Clancy slut in FHM doing her whole posing thing like she doe because she doesn’t care if dudes will jerk off to her at home but she does care if you kidnap her and make her into her girlfriend against her will in your basement, but I guess that just goes without saying…

Check Out Abbey Clancy’s Photoshoot in FHM
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It looks like FHM did a shoot with this soccer whore/wife a year ago, here’s the video. Good job staying fresh and creative FHM…

Posted in:Abbey Clancy|FHM

2008

18

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Great News……Along with issues with the paparazzi suing me if I don’t pay them 1000 dollars a month that will be going to the lawyers on Monday and threats from some forum members that they are going to the FBI about shit in the stepFORUM some other asshole reported me to the FBI about my Bristol Palin voicemail messages:

To Whom It May Concern:

Just putting all of you on notice:

The FBI, the Secret Service and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police have been apprised of your website, they have all your IP addresses, as well
You are all collaborators and co-conspirators in a criminal, international enterprise.

The follow-up

You utilized, employed, distributed and obtained confidential information in an illegal manner.
Moreover, you threatened and harassed a person under the protection of the Secret Service….
 
The sick and crazy one is you, apart from being a despicable coward.

Can’t anyone take a fucking joke? Even if it wasn’t that funny. The internet’s gone fucking crazy and it looks like I may end up in jail for my shitty comedy. I shoulda listened to my friends when they told me my jokes are so bad that they should be illegal, I didn’t believe they were telling me the truth and now I feel like I need to quit blogging. These Right Wing Psychos just don’t get me.

Either way, here are my links….

My Pussy is Stuck in the Toilet
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Desean Jackson is Gonna Get Fired
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Just Can’t Get Enough of Charlize Theron
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Sophie Howard is Wearing Purple Latex
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Elevator Game Face!!
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Think Your Band is Good? Think Again
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Forget Real Life, Porn is All I Need
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Daisy Lowe is Lookin’ Good in Leotard
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Isabella Ferarri Naked Shower Throwback
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Remember When Renee Zellweger was Hot? Neither do I
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When Stewie Went to Wall Street
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HOt Chicks Rip At Each Others Clothes on The Beach
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Uhhhh Madonna, What Are You Doing?
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Because I Know You Have Nothing Better to Do. Loser
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The Out Takes Are Always Better Than the Real Thing
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Escalator Upskirt Prank
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Fight Breaks Out During ATV Prank
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Stop Lying to Your Mom About Having a Girlfriend
Alli’s Breasts Are Amazing
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Is This Thing On
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Susana Spears Has Taken It All Off
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The Sluts From 90210 Need to Eat Some Fucking Food
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More Bollywood Amazingness. Yes, That is a Word
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Nothing Like a Blonde Web Cam Slut
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I Guess That’s as Good a Reason to Steal Something as Any
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Meadow Soprano Looks Kind of Alright in Her Bikini
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Pink Mans It Up in Some New Magazine Shoot
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Because Sometimes Meeting a Slut Just Isn’t Enough
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Some Pictures of Janet Jackson That Made Me Barf
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Blondie Striptease of the Day
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Drunk Off Her Ass. Literally
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Sweet Like Candy
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I See London, I See France, I See….Mischa Barton’s Nipple
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Topless Window Washer Prank
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Akiri Lane is One Hot Half Breed
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Here’s Some Photos of Brandy She Got Taken to Help Distract From the Fat That She Killed Somebody With Her Car
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Gotta Love Those Calvin Kleins
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Home Invasion Prank is Mean, but FUNNY!
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Jeanette Biederman Shows Off The Masterpiece On Her Chest
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The Ten Hottest Female Celebity Sports Fans
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People’s Best and Worst Dressed 2008 List
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Was this woman aware she would appear next to the term ‘masturbation’ on Wikipedia when this was taken?
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Watch this Choreographed Jesus Dance Routine
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The 10 Craziest Kelsey Grammer Moments
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The 10 Hottest Actresses in Sports Movies
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Middle Aged Porn Stars Finally Come Together
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Belgian Actress Virginie Elfira is Someone You Will Want to Fuck…
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The Top 10 Cheerleaders Gone Bad
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