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2008

19

Aug

Kelly Brook and Her White Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook was out in a bikini, I am guessing because it is summer and that’s what people do, but for some reason all you assholes at your offices or mom’s basements find this shit so fucking exciting that you need to see it and I have nothing better to do than post it, so I guess it all works out in the end.

What also works out for me is that she’s wearing a white bikini bottom, which has been a fetish of mine for the last few years after spending a hot day at a public pool with my wife because we were scared she was going to die of heat exhaustion and I saw these eighteen year old girls, swimming, tanning and playing around in the water in their white bikinis, without realizing or realizing and not caring that I could see their full pussies and nipples and was the closet the public pool has ever got to being a naked pool and naked pools are something I am down with, especially when the girls don’t look like my wife, like Kelly Brook doesn’t look like my wife. Enjoy.

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2008

19

Aug

Audrina from the Hills in Another Bikini of the Day

Audrina may not be smart, or very good looking, unless of course you are the kind of guy who volunteers at institutions designed for handicapped people because you find them so fuckin’ sexy with their chronic masturbations and glassy eyed, drooling smile, but she does have a rockin’ body and I am all for girls who lack substance and beauty making up for it through working out, eating disorders and even a good set of fake tits, even if I hate fake tits, they are sometimes nice to look at if done right and despite hating everything this fake bitch stands for, I can’t dis the boob job cuz she was done proper and it’s not like I’m fucking her or paying her for lap dances and forced to suck or grab at the hard weirdness implants feel like. I’m just window shopping….

Speaking of shopping, it’s nice to see that Audrina has taken some time away from wasting her life and filling her days with spending ridiculous amounts of money on designer clothes to fill her empty life and has got into her bikini, because when you have pretty much nothing to do with your days except star in a shitty reality show I want to see hit by a terrorist attack, you might as well do it half naked.

I guess her life is one that should be envied, but that’s not saying much coming from me because I envy the weirder shit life has to offer, like the other day when drunk, I went into a gas station to grab some candy at 5 am and saw some cracked out hooker walking around in bare feet, screaming at the clerk and trying to be lead back into the cab she came from by her John and the cab driver, only to end up pissing herself and making a mess all over the floor and being abandoned by the cab. It was nice to see that she was so fucked up she had no concept of anything going on around her, the world was her to do what she wanted, when she wanted, with no fear of getting raped or killled and the conventions everyone else has to follow like having a job, being civil and wearing shoes. The whole time I was thinking to myself how much better her life was than mine, so I guess my expectations are pretty low.

Here’s Audrina in that bikini.

Posted in:Audrina|Bikini|The Hills

2008

19

Aug

Jimmy Hendrix Sex Tape Clip of the Day

Here’s some of the controversial as to whether it’s true or not, Jimmy Hendrix threesome video. I do know that shit looks grainy as hell and the girls in it have some big fuckin’ bush, the kind that works its way down their leg and makes finding the actually pussy an excting treasure hunt you used to have when you were a kid and your babysitter got a little more creative than you understood at the time but still jerk off to to this day. The point is that it reminds me of the first porn videos I used to make love to myself to and whether it is Hendrix or not doesn’t really matter, but in a time like the 70s, the only black dudes fucking 2 white chicks had to be famous, because we were a lot more racist then. So here’s some pre-AIDS celebrity porn to start the day.


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Posted in:Jimmy Hendrix|Sex Tape

2008

18

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I got SPAM today, not the meat, that shit’s for rich poor people, but the email….it made me laugh and here it is.

KKK To Burn Eco-Friendly Crosses

It’s nice to see that they care about the furture of their racist kids, it’s pretty fuckin progressive thinking that I guess you have no choice but to respect.

Here’s another one:

Sperm-flavored cocaine all the rage in LA

Los Angeles, California – (Ass Mess): Narcotics agents in Yolo County, California have arrested six people after impounding over five pounds of innovative sperm-flavor cocaine.

I thought the coke cut with baby powder that put my friend into shock and killed him was the freshest smelling blow out there, I was wrong….

Here are my links. Maybe they will make you laugh….

Christina Applegate is Cancer Free GO and Avril Lavigne is Too Hot for Malaysia GO

Some Slut with Big Tits Reviews Smart People Because She Isn’t One….
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Some Baseball Pain….to Make a Boring Sport More Interesting..
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Lohan is In Some Lesbian Love Triangle With A Chick So Ugly Her Vibrator Turns Her Vagina Down
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Some Awesome CNN Call Pranks
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Katie Price Panty Upskirt, Which Really Isn’t That Exciting Because She Bascially Walks Around Naked Everyday Anyways
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Britney Spears Tryies to Pretend She is Not Completely Crazy
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Aracely Arambula is My Kind of Women, and By That I Mean She Has Tits and a Vagina
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HOT LESBIANS WHO YOU’RE GOING TO WISH WERE STRAIGHT
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10 Funniest Masturbating Animal Videos
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Chick or Dude the Olympic Edition
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Alba at the Latina Awards Jumpin’ Borders With Her Mom Tits
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Bar Rafaeli Called the Cops on the Paparazzi When On the Beach….They Couldn’t Do Anything – So She Decided to Try to Hide Like It was Nazi Germany and She Was Anne Frank…
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The Best Obituary Ever
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Some Compressed Air Addict from Intervention in this Walkin’ On Sunshine Remix Good Times…..
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Some Artistic Nudes from India
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BRAND NEW HOT PICS OF OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST KURT ANGLE’S WIFE
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18 of Movies Most Ridiculous Sex Scenes
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Listen to the New Guns and Roses Song that Sucks Because Apparently They Aren’t Dead…But This New Album May Kill Them….
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Laggerfeld as Lil Wayne
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Interview With Some Angelin Jolie Impersonator
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The Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Unveil Their Half Naked 2009 Calendar
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American Apparel Slutty Billboards in SoHo
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Whoa!! Relax a Bit Rosanne!
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The Best Porn Anywhere!
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How Many Times Do Back Flips Have to Go Wrong For People to Learn
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When It Come to a Job Like This, You Need a Professional
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Fuck Data From Star Trek! This Guy Made a REAL Android!
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Jennifer Hawkins Gallery
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Find Girls to Fuck NOW!
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Ain’t No Fun Like Tipping a Port-O-Potty
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Wet T-Shirt Goodness
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Divini Rae Hotness
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Just Add Oil To This Whore…
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Top 10 Worst Female Celebrity Bodyparts
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Avril Lavigne Is Too Sexy For Malayasia, and By Too Sexy, they Mean Disgusting
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Jennifer Lopez is Training for the Triatholon. In Full Hair and Make Up. What a Stupid Fucking Bitch
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Paris Hilton’s Make Believe Cleavage
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Striptease of the Day
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Kasia is a College Slut
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Wino: “I am not on Drugs!”
Us: “Yeah Right!”
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Why Hello Charity Rogers!
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Use This to Get Sex Because You are a Virgin and Need All the Help You Can Get
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And That’s Why Hot Tubs Are Disgusting
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Professor Moons a Classroom
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Web Cam Glory
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Nadine Velazquez, I Wanna Be On You
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Topless Gymnastics
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Darryl From The Office Has a Teeny, Tiny Drug Problem
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WTF is Wrong With Tori Spellings Tits?
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Soccer Fan Gets Knocked the Fuck Out
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Jennifer Aniston is Going to Die Alone With Her Barren Womb
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Now THAT’S What I Call a Roundhouse Kick!
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Katy Perry’s Parents Hate Her, And So Do I
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Denise Milini is Very Nice
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Make a Pull Ring Smoke Grenade
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

18

Aug

Meagan Good’s Got Good See Through Dresses of the Day

Meagan Good is always showing off tit, she’s good at it and I have never taken the the time to find out who she is and that’s not going to change today. Now before you drop the race card, thinking I don’t have enough time for black nobodies because I don’t think of them as human but more of a species of apes, realize that if I was a racist, I wouldn’t even be posting these pictures of her and if I was, I’d draw a banana on them or some shit trying to be funny, when in fact I don’t find that funny at all, I find it massively offensive and to even accuse me of something like that says a lot about the kind of person you are….

Posted in:Meagan Good|Nipple|See Through

2008

18

Aug

Isla Fisher’s One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

Looks like my site’s been hacked again. For some reason when people land on it they are re-directed to the Game Show Network corporate site. I don’t know what the fuck is going on but I do know that I blame some virgin with computer skills who got offended cuz i called his girlfriend a slut and by girlfriend i mean a celebrity he thinks he is dating because he watches all her DVDs over and over and has photoshopped himself in every paparazzi shot he can find of her and printed them up and put them in frames around his house.

I get really frustrated with the constant hacking, I get it, you don’t like me, you think I am offensive, I hurt your feelings and go against things you stand for and you think I deserve to be taught a lesson, but no lesson is taught, it just proves that you have better computer skills than me and it’s not going to put an end to what I do, what does put an end to what I do, is if you stop coming to the site and stop reading it, it’ll be like I don’t really exist anymore and that’s a lot cooler than your vigilante nerd shit that just causes minor headaches for my hosting company, and reminds me that the internet is still a place for fucking losers, like it was designed to be…..

What doesn’t cause headaches is Isla FIsher in a one-piece bathing suit doing gymnastics for Borat and their baby, because she knows as a new mother bouncing back into shape, it’s best to keep that stretch-marked mess of your stomach covered up….now if only she covered up that vagina when having unprotected sex with Borat, because the world didn’t need to be polluted with another Borat, there are enough of those assholes still bars and still quoting his movie when approaching girls like shit didn’t hit theaters 2 fuckin’ years ago…and to my amazement, girls still laugh at the shit and take off their panties for that shit and is just another reminder that I suck at life because I just can’t conform to that garbage.

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Isla Fisher|One Piece

2008

18

Aug

Kristen Bell is Scared of the Sun and Being Assaulted by a Monster in a Bikini of the Day

So Kristen Bell and her pasty fucking body getting sunscreen sprayed on is obviously scared of the sun, when she should really be scared of letting Dax Sheppard inside her, because I hear once you go Dax you never go back because no self respecting man would sleep with his sloppy seconds because no one has low enough self esteem and no girl is hot enough to justify banging someone who has banged him, not even Kristen Bell.

The truth is that I’ve never really been overly affected by dudes who have fucked my wife or girlfriends being in the same room as me, if anything I feel like we have some kind of bond and even if we have nothing much to talk about awkwardly, we always have the chick to fall back on and compare war stories about. It’s like having a 2 man on chick threesome, without the awkwardness and homosexual overtones/undertones (I never know the difference between tones), and if anything should be a bonding experience between men, but Dax throws that beautiful thing down the toilet. Another beautiful thing he’s thrown down the toilet, Kristen Bell. Not that I like Kristen Bell or think she’s attractive at all, but I know you do, so I’m just trying to fit in, something that happens everytime I put on a pair of pants that doesn’t have an elastic waistband.

Posted in:Bikini|Kristen Bell|Pale

2008

18

Aug

Olympic Nipple Slip of the Day

I guess the Olympics are still going on, I really haven’t had a chance to watch them, mainly because I’d rather jump off the roof of my building, which isn’t saying much because I’d rather jump off my building than do a lot of things. It’s only 2 stories and I’d probably just break both my legs, but at least I’d be hospitalized and able to take a much needed vacation from my shitty apartmennt, shitty wife and shitty she makes for me.

Either way, the athlete women who look like men and have decided to give up estrogen for muscle, are still doin’ their thing in as little clothing as possible, and this waterpolo chick is showin’ off her pec in some nipple slip that happened last week, making me almost down with the Olympics, except for the whole clit the size of my penis part, which isn’t sayin’ much but is saying something….

Posted in:Nipple Slip|Olympics|Waterpolo

2008

18

Aug

Britney Spears Shows Off Her Panties of the Day

I don’t know if this upskirt is old or new, because Britney’s not one for trying to keep her legs crossed, proven with the fact that she’s got two kids and all the pictures that have hit over the last couple years, but she’s wearing underwear, which makes me think they are newer, since her dad does an underwear check before she leaves the house everyday, not because he’s trying to clean up her image, but because he likes seeing the pussy he made, like he’s God or some shit, which is okay since he’s from the South and her pussy is like his pick-up truck, he can ride it anytime he wants.

What he didn’t tell Britney is that she’s got the hairiest backs of her thigh out there, and that’s not really something that makes me think clean, hygenic or shaved. I was walking in the gay part of town lookin’ for some tranny whores last night and one of the latina ones was wearing a mini skirt half way down his ass and no panties, dude was showing about 3/4 of his ass like he was a frat boy mooning the campus as part of his hazing, and his shit was groomed better than Britney’s and dude gives blowjobs in alley’s for 20 bucks, making me think she’s really go no excuse for this disgusting laziness.

Either way, here are the pics….

Posted in:Britney Spears|Panties

2008

18

Aug

Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pictures are a Scam of the Day

So the paparazzi are psycho cocksuckers who try to rape me everyday for posting pictures they claim belong to them, despite having written consent from the people in the pictures and they are making a fuckin’ killing cashing in on being the scum of the earth. When they aren’t in trees snappin’ off shots that they are going to turn around and sell for fucking millions, they are on my fucking jock about posting their pictures without paying, while threatening me with law suits, claiming that they will ruin me and destroy me. Really not the kind of people you’d want to invite to your family Christmas dinner at the homeless shelter.

Either way, they released these pictures of Kate Beckinsale, that could be of anyone, because the quality is so bad, and are selling this pixelated shit that reminds me of when I used to jerk off to scrambled porn, because she’s in a fuckin’ bikini and asshole fan boys are paying the price because all they need is someone to tell them it’s Kate Beckinsale in a bikini to cum themselves as they close their eyes and imagine them walking down the aisle with her before spending their first night with a woman in their honeymoon sweet with her.

In their defense, they are the same people who have been dressing their vaccuum cleaner as Kate Beckinsale for the last year so that they have something to cuddle in bed with at night, so I guess jerking off to these pictures isn’t as disturbing as what they are used to, but all I see is a scam from the photo agencies, who have been scammin’ longer than these virgins have been masturbating and I hope they eat shit and die.

Posted in:Bikini|Kate Beckinsale