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2008

07

Aug

Christina Aguilera Naked for Lachappelle in 2004 of the Day

These pics were emailed to me yesterday and I decided to try to figure out if they were real or not, because I have been jerking off to celebrity heads cropped onto pornstar bodies for years and don’t really have a keen eye when shit comes to photoshop, but from what I found out it is a Lachappelle picture from 2004. If you don’t know David Lachappelle, he’s a photographer who some celebrities get hooked on, he does big production pictures and directs music videos, he claimed to have refused to work with Aguilera about a year ago because she’s a cunt so these pictures are from before then. If you’re wondering how I know this, it is because I am an art currator in my spare time. I am classy and cultured like that.

So the chances that these are zoomed in Aguilera tits is possible, girls get naked for big photographers all the time, but shit looks like it’s been blown up, run through filters and who really knows if they are legit, and I guess who really cares, except maybe her mother who still remembers her little small breasted baby before she became a fake titty porn-lookin’ whore….

Posted in:2004|Christina Aguilera|Naked

2008

07

Aug

Typical Music Video of the Day

The band is called Tickle Me Pink and this is their video for a song called Typical. It’s some typical pop punk shit that all the typical 15 year olds are eating up with a typical obscure name for a band with typical yelling and chanting but there’s some hot slut crawling around under the sheets who I may or may not be in love with because my social anxiety has moved to online social anxiety and I just can’t tell what I am feeling anymore, but I do know this typical porn lookin’ slut is in her underwear makes for typical masturbation when nothing else is on TV and your internet is down, So it is worth watching.

Her name is Gabriella Fox and She Works for Digital Playground – the Porn Company and This is her Myspace
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Here She is Taking a Load on Her Face – NSFW
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I am jacked on coffee and my computer has AIDS, Let’s Do This….

Posted in:Music Video|Tickle Me Pink|Typical

2008

07

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I decided to punish myself for sucking on the site today. I pretty much hated everything I wrote more than I usually hate everything I write, so I decided to steal money from my wife to go see a movie….a really horrible movie….one that would leave me feeling raped and alone….I chose Stepbrothers. I know I ranted about hating Will Ferrell earlier today and I just felt that it was only relevant to use that piece of shit to keep me on track. I drank about 6-9 beers before going in, in hopes of having to piss so bad that I had no choice but to piss myself, upsetting the other 3 people in the theater enough to get me kicked out, otherwise I wouldn’t let myself leave at my own will because there’s no real punishment in that. Overall, it was nice to see John C. Reiley throw his talent down the fuckin’ toilet and Will Ferrell in his stupiest of performances all while feeding Judd Apatow and the continuous stream of shit he continues to produce because all you cocksuckers eat it up, making him richer and richer and making me hate life more than I did 3 hours ago…. Now here are my fucking links some may suck since I am officially dead on the inside…..but I am sure they are all still worth clickin…

Some Soapy Car Wash Viral Video With a Big Set of Tits in a Yellow Bikini
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Jenna Jameson’s Haggard Pussy Is Pregnant Despite All The Abuse…It’s a Modern Day Miracle…
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Beyonce Doesn’t Look Like Beyonce in Her New Ad
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Paz Vega Ass Grab
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These People Hate the iPhone
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Some Immigrant Slut in Lingerie Teaches You How to Escape a Communist Country Using Train Tracks and a Rock Hard Body
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Some Michael Cera Shit for the Groupies…
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How to Fight Like a Girl
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Women Who Will Fuck You To Death:
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Everyone Hates Pam Anderson’s Filthy Scab Pussy
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The 10 Hottest Celebrity Lesbians
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Kristen Bell Lookin’ at Amanda Bynes’ Tits
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Whore Heidi Fleiss Got Her Hair Done and I’d Still NEver Pay Her For Sex….
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Miranda Kerr’s Bikini Pictures for Some Magazine
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Some CBS News Anchor Used to be an Erotic Model
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Tori Spelling Dressed Like Courtney Love Because She’s a Cunt
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The Best of Harriet Carter for the Week
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Quentin Tarantina to Ruin Movie That Hasn’t Even Been Made Yet
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Jamie Hammer is Lookin’ Good
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I Really Don’t Understand These Lord-of-the-Rings-Dungeons-and-Dragons-Nerds Who Take This Shit To Serious
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Blow JOb Olympics
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Electrocution Caught on Tape
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Concert Chairs Go Flying – Video
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Jennifer Aniston Really is Going to Have a Baby With the First Cock that Comes ‘Round…
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The Simpsons American Idol
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Crystal Stevens Women of Playboy
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Amateur Blonde
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Lohan is Looking as Old and Tattered As Her Mom’s Vagina
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WTF is Up with Katie Holmes and These Jeans
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First Celebirty Baby to Be Born With AIDS
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Giant Soccerball Ownage
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Kelly Ripa Needs to Gain Some Fucking Weight
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Miranda Kerr, I Love You
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Sweet Blonde Brandi Moses
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Garde Hose Fun
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Deleted Scene from Dark Knight Which Really Isn’t a Deleted Scene, You Know That and I Know That But Here It Is Anyways
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Russian Gang Fight – VIDEO
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All of the People Who Own These Boats Are Better Than You and Me
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Kim Kardashian Out Doing Some Shit
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Gorgeous Brunette Felicity
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Marketa in Softcore Bondage
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The Bob Saget Roast Sounds Like It Was Funny As Hell
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Virgin Self Defense
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Wonka’s Fizzy Lifting Drinks
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Elena Santarelli Bikini Pics
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Hack an Automatic Car Wash
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Black and White Studio Shots of a Slut
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Some Chick and her Tits
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Webcams Makes for Good Entertainment
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Some Slut from Vegas and Her Fake TIts in a Bikini
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

06

Aug

Pink in a Bikini Top on Set of Her New Music Video of the Day

I am struggling today and I realize it. My computer has the Aids virus because it is used and belonged to a gay dude who probably had sex with it everynight he owned it and that is probably the reason I got it for such a good price. If he is still out there, these Pink pictures may help him cum even though they aren’t helping me. I assume Pink is like a Gay Icon and is inspiring men who feel like women on the inside to go through with wearing those panties they’ve been prancing around the house in all these years out in public or to take those heels they love so much out during the day….

The only thing I hope is that at the end of this music video she’s shooting, she pulls out her balls just to show us how punk rock she actually is, because when girls look like this, they usually come with a set of balls and if anything should be inspiration to the guys out there who are not getting laid, that life could be a lot worse and they could be stuck in a relationship to something like this.

That’s all the bad posting I’ve got in me for now…..today is killing me.

Posted in:Bikini|Music Video|Pink

2008

06

Aug

Liz McClarnon in Some Bikini Pics of the Day

I don’t know when these pictures were taken, which isn’t that big of a deal considering I have no idea who this bitch is. I do know that I post any bikini picture sent into me because I really don’t know what else to talk about on the site.

I could write about the 3 fat British girls who probably grew up on Atomic Kitten that I saw at the strip club. They weren’t lesbians and they weren’t really into the whole experience and they weren’t with dudes, but for some reason they were at a fucking stripclub. When I asked them if they were trying to learn moves for the drunk boys they bring home in an act of desperation on both parts, so that they wouldn’t think they were virgins, they looked at me in disgust, when I offered them 5 dollars a song instead of the professional fee of 10 dollars a song, they told me to fuck off and changed seats. It was too bad, because having girls next to me on pervert row, right next to the pole made me feel like more of a camp counselor than the sick fuck that I am….

But I’d rather just post pictures of some chick I’ve never heard of in her life jacket…

Posted in:Bikini|Liz McClarnon

2008

06

Aug

Jennifer Aniston’s Babyless Ass of the Day

Everyone’s been giving Brad Pitt so much attention because he just had his new babies with Angelina and sold the pictures for millions of dollars and everyone is talking about how amazing they are and all that shit and I figured it was a good time to post about Jennifer Aniston and laugh about all that went wrong in her life and the pain that she is probably feeling. All this ass wanted was to be impregnated by Brad Pitt, and she got pretty fucking close before motherfucker cheated on her and started a new life with someone else while leaving her in the dust. It’s that kind of rejection that leaves Aniston hurting, desperate and ready to let anyone who comes her way knock her up, but for some reason no one ever does, there must be something seriously wrong with her and that’s probably the fact that she’s greek and only knows anal and after volunteering in a few high schol biology classes, I have learned that you can’t get knocked up that way no matter how hard you try, despite what every boyfriend she’s ever dated has told her. I guess when you find a girl who does anal, you don’t want to pollute that by introducing vaginal sex.

Either way, here’s Aniston’s sad, lonley and childless ass in some dress.

Posted in:Ass|Babyless|Jennifer Aniston

2008

06

Aug

Heidi Klum Topless Vacation of the Day

Girls are so catty. I was at the strip club the other night and I saw two of the strippers pretty much beating each other up because they were wearing the same stripper costume. They were pulling at each other’s shirts and spitting at each other while calling each other names. The bouncer let it go on for a few minutes because he knew shit was good for business, because it’s not everyday at the stripclub where some wrestling implanted whores get down and he sent both girls home. I was just surprised that they’d get so mad about somethng so stupid, I figured they didn’t have that much selection at the local stripper costume shop to begin with and seeing another girl working in the same costume happens all the time, not to mention as a patron, we just want to see you naked and don’t really even notice what you’re wearing, but girls will be girls.

Here are some pics of Heidi Klum raining on Cindy Crawford’s topless moment in the sun, because I guess she wants to prove that she’s still got it goin’ on too and that even after ravagin her body with black man cock and black man semen and black man babies, people still like seeing her ex-model mom tits.

If this is infact a competition of tits, where Heidi Klum is trying to show up Cindy Crawford, she lost. It’s safe to say that bad things have happened to Heidi Klum and bitch looks like she’s been dancing around a fire chanting tribal songs with her family and that this shit was shot by National Geographic and that she’s definitely lost whatever she once had.

Posted in:Heidi Klum|Topless|Vacation

2008

06

Aug

Paris Hilton on Funny or Die of the Day

I hate Will Ferrell and everything he does. I don’t really know why, maybe it’s because I don’t find him funny anymore and just think he’s annoying as fuck and does bad movie after bad movie and still gets respect despite being a repetitive asshole or maybe it’s because he moved online with this FunnyOrDie shit and is stepping on my fuckin’ toes by being way more successful than me on my own turf, because I like to think I pioneered the internet from my Salvation Army pissed stained couch in my shitty apartment that I call my command center, but it doesn’t really matter, I’m a hater anyway you dice it and nothing they produce makes me laugh especially with that bias.

So, last night when at a hot young girl’s house because she offered to make me dinner, she’s got Leno on and they feature this Paris Hilton response to McCain using her image in one of his ads and the concept is alright, because seeing her solve the energy crisis while the politicians can’t come to a logical solution and fight like girls about it, instead of actually making moves to make the world a better place is alright, but the biggest joke in the whole thing was her intro wear she sounded like a retarded 14 year old and made claims of being hot while wearing a bikini, when the rest of the world knows that she’s over and done with. If anything McCain’s just showing his age and disconnect to the public by using her to represent one of the biggest celebrities out there, when the reality is that she’s just a fuckin’ nothing rich kid and that disconnect may have ruined his campaign for anyone on the fence about who to vote for.

I’d be more supportive of this site if they had some kind of voting widget that if the public voted something to be not funny, they would follow up with a video of the person in it actually dying.

Posted in:Funny or Die|Paris Hilton

2008

06

Aug

Jennifer Flavin in Her Bikini of the Day

Everyone’s been focusing on Sly Stalone in these beach pictures, mainly because he’s 60 and jacked and obviously on steroids and that seems to be a big deal to gossip reporters, but the truth is, dude has been ripped for the last 25 years and who really gives a fuck about an old tired man holding onto his youth as tightly as he can, especially when he’s prancing around with his wife, who is in a bikini and a lot easier on the fuckin’ eyes than the freak of nature she is married to.

Speaking of freaks, I was walking downtown last night and a bunch of guys were brawling with Hockey Sticks, like seriously beating the fuck out of each other like they were Rocky, and despite all the blood and damage done, I thought the whole thing was pretty fuckin’ funny considering we’re in Canada, like these motherfuckers couldn’t have just used rocks or knives or guns like normal people, they had to go out and fuel a fuckin’ stereotype.

I guess who cares about my story, just look at these pics.

Posted in:Bikini|Jennifer Flavin

2008

06

Aug

Cindy Crawford’s Topless on the Yacht of the Day

Here are some more pictures of Cindy Crawford on some Yacht with George Clooney and her husband and like most people on Yachts in Europe do, she decided to take off her top and tan them titties. I really don’t find there to be anything offensive with seeing this mother of 2 topless, when normally I am thrown off at how a body is destroyed by childbirth everytime I accidently see a mom nude, but the odd time, a girl like Cindy Crawford defies nature and gets her shit back to what it was, leaving her someone worth jerking off to. She’s in her 40s and hotter than 20 year olds I have had, and that’s something that is worth celebrating because now we know it’s possible to retain your sex appeal in the “afterlife”, but also worth crying over because none of our wives look this good. She’s such a bitch for rubbin’ it in by takin’ off her top, but it turns out that I like these kinds of bitches and feel like I need more of them in my life.

Posted in:Cindy Crawford|Topless|Yacht