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Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day

Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day

Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day

Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day

Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day

2008

Jul

Heidi Range Rocks a Bikini of the Day

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Some average at best popstar from the band Sugarbabes in the UK was out in a bikini and was shameless pullin’ a Lohan by having her best friend undo her bikini top because it’s just so fuckin’ hard to reach it herself, then pulled a Miley by taking slutty pictures of each other posing in a pool for the boy she is seeing and it all went over pretty well with me, because I come from the school that all girls are into pussy and all girls and their best friends moderately dyke out and are in love with each other, I’m talking gentle touching and kissing and showering together, and checking out and comparing their naked bodies with each other but never fully embracing the double sided dildo and lesbianism, but still doing things that make their boyfriends’ masturbation fantasies more believable.. I don’t say that because it’s a fantasy, I say it cuz it’s the truth.

Speakin of fantasies, I decided to go to the rich part of town to see what rich girls look like in person. I walked into the coffee shop where they all hang out and this dude who I see in my neighborhood begging for change was sitting at a table reading Wall Street Journal and sipping expensive italian coffee. I was fuckin’ mad that I’ve been throwing quarters his way the last 4 years, thinking he was more hurting than me, and in all honesty was doing it for selfish reasons, like it made me feel good that someone was worse off than me and throwing money at him, even though it wasn’t much was probably the same feeling a rich person gets when they buy a Bentley with cash. So I go up to him and call the fucker out and it turns out motherfucker’s just a con artist from a rich family who panhandles for entertainment purposes and really lives in a big house and drives a nice car and it made me feel like a fuckin’ asshole, but the good news is that he gave me 20 dollars for always hookin’ him up and asked me to keep things on the downlow and I am really that inexpensive to win over…..

Here’s this Heidi bitch and her bikini.

Posted in:Bikini|Heidi Range

2008

Jul

Bar Rafaeli is in a Bikini of the Day

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On the surface Bar Rafaeli is a good looking, bikini ready and bikini wearing model with a pretty hot body, but that’s all white wash because under this pink bikini lives a Jew. I love how everyone thinks I am an anti-semite because I say that Jewish girls aren’t hot 99% of the fucking time. Even Jewish guys I know agree with me and their own mother’s are Jewish so I don’t really get what the big deal is.

Speaking of Jews, a Jewish friend of mine, yeah I know, no Jew is a friend to anyone, told me today that he just got out of the Hospital for mennigitis, which is a pretty serious thing to come out of the hospital for. I went on to tell him that he didn’t get that shit from drinking out of puddles or sleeping with dirty girls, but because it’s God’s wrath for being a Jew. He didn’t find it funny and went on to call me an anti-semite too. You just can’t win with these people, one minute they are trying to rip you off and the next are crying about the holocaust, get over it people, if it wasn’t for the Holocaust, Israeli Bar Rafaeli wouldn’t exist so you can thank Hitler for these titties…

Posted in:Bar Rafaeli|Bikini

2008

Jul

Necro’s Who’s Your Daddy Video of the Video of the DayNecro’s Who’s Your Daddy Video of the Video of the Day

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A few years ago, I posted a Necro in Montreal Video , where he pulled a girl from the audience up on stage and took her shirt off in front of the crowd then humped her o while her boyfriend watched.

Dude’s music was almost appealing 8 years ago when I first heard it and I thought it was funny, he was vulgar and said some pretty disgusting things that made me laugh, but his shit got tired fast and I couldn’t even stomach to hear his voice and lame rhymes about making vaginas bleed with his big dick. Then I found out he was just a Jewish kid from New York crying for attention because his older brother was more successful than him and this was his lame attempt to get noticed.

Either way, I guess I wasn’t the only one who felt like Necro was bullshit, because he pretty much fell off the map, got fat and continued to do shitty projects no one cared about.

Here is his video for a song called Who’s Your Daddy, a song I feel like I heard when I listened to his shit for a week 8 years ago, but I guess it’s never too late to make a video…. It has some cameos from Ron Jeremy and Max Hardcore and some porn sluts and it’s obviously one of those “get girls naked and people will watch” videos that brain washes us into listening to shitty songs just to see the pussy.

The funniest thing about the whole thing is how much of a pussy Necro looks in it. He sings like he is so hardcore and misongynistic and demented and as he drops lines about shoving a gun in a cunt and accidentally shooting the bitch, shitting on a bitch and pissing in her mouth, fucking a bitch in ass til her colon falls out all while calling himself the sexxxorcist because he’s so crafty, motherfucker is all while gently touching, rubbing and french kissing hired pornstars like they were his fragile virgin girlfriends and virgins I know have been more aggressive with sluts they are paying to fuck…

The whole thing reminds me of this really lonely friend I had, who treated actual prostitutes like he was in love with them and we’d laugh at him because he’d be giving them massages and shit while the rest of us were trying to convince her to let us all cum her face at the same time. All this is to say, that Necro’s lyrics are lies, his video is bullshit and his career is a fucking joke but all music videos that show vagina get posted here so enjoy.

We can only hope this kinda shit slowly makes it into the mainstream because watching Ashley Simpson or Miley Cyrus or High School Musical sprawled out, sucking dick and topless would be the only thing that would make their next videos worth watching….

Posted in:Necro|Video|Who's Your Daddy

2008

Jul

Judge Judy’s Earthquake Reaction of the Day

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I used to watch Judge Judy when I had a TV, I don’t know why because she’s kind of an irritating Jewish woman who is too judgmental to be a judge, that may not make sense, but bitch would bring her own bias and opinion about the cases to the courtroom making the entire case a fucking joke and it was fun watching her and her unjust courtroom. The cameras were rolling during the Earthquake and this video is funny.

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2008

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I decided that I want to go to the MTV Awards in September, if you or someone you know work at a hotel, airline and most importantly MTV, email me because I think it would be a good opportunity to suicide bomb and by suicide bomb, I mean have sex with some herpes ridden celebrities and video tape that shit. I know you are all useless, but I figured I’d put it out there, I’d only like to put my links for the day out there, even though I am slow moving tonight….

Tila Tequila in a Cover Release Party Video
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Shia Lebouf’s Mom is a Hot Piece
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Some Stills From Jenna Jameson Having an Abortion
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Kim Kardasiahn Accused of Being a Dirty Whore Because She Fucks Black Dudes….
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Joss Stone Flashes Her Panties Because She Nees to Sell Records Somehow
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Superhero Fight of the Century!!! – VIDEO
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Rihanna’s New Hot VIdeo for Disturbia….
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10 Hottest VIdeos of Boobs Rubbed in Oil
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Michelle Trachtenberg Flauntin’ Her Tits
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Porn Stars Enjoy Sitting In Bed Talking About Video Games
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Top 50 Universities Based on Looks….
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Blake Lively Shows Off her Gossip Girl Tits Again…
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Which Comic Slut Would You Rather Bang?
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Fuck with the TSA.
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My Favorite Reader performs for you:
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CHRISTY HEMME IS A SLUT….
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More Israeli Famous Sluts in Bikinis for the Jews
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Some Canadian Brown Chick is a Slutty Model
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David Beckham Molests Kids
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Ana Lucia Dominguez Will Make You Cause a Mess In Your Pants
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Bowling Ball Versus Car = Epic
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All the Women You Need Are Right Here, And It’s 100% More Than You Are Getting Right Npw. Fag.
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The BEst Porn on the Net, Period
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Policeman Owned at Soccer Game
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Piece of Shit Video From Girlicious, But They Are Half Naked, So Whatever
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A World Where Skaters MAke All Their Tricks Is Nor a World I Want to Live In
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Naked Summer Fun At a Party That People Like You And I Don’t Get Invited To
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because Sex is More Fun When Someone Else is There
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Evelyn Lory = Boners
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YES MAN Looks Like It Could Be a Pretty Sweet Life to Lead
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Teen Hotties Get it On
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Ryan Seacrest Gets Attacked By a Shark at a Gay Club…
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Linda Hogam is Most Probably The Worst Mom Ever
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Mortal Kombat VS DC Universe Game Play
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Vintage StepTV You Should Watch Because It Is Amazing
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Rachael Ray to Come OUt With Line of Gourmet Entrees Inspired By Her Own Diet
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Don’t Gamble with Marijuana!!!
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Leighton Meester Needs to Pull That Dress Up Just a Little Higher
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Thanks God Pam Anderson Wasn’t Cast in the Role of Scully
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Cute Teen Amateur
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Erin Avery Shows Off
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Use This to Get Sex, and Lose That Pesky Viginity Once and For All
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And Now, The Biggest Vagina in Porn
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Gabriela Vergara Looks HOT In Her Yelloow Dress
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Charity Babes Make You Wanna Join the Cause
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JLO Needs to Learn That It’s Time to Hang Her Saddle Bags Up for Good
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Shyla Jennings Plays with Herself
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Luz Elena Gonzalez is Fully Bangable
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In Case You Missed It – Bert and Ernie GEt Gangsta On Your Ass!
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If My Local Church Was This Exciting, I Would Go There Everyday
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Fuckin Hippies
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Patrick Swayze – “I’m Not Dead Yet!”
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Michelle Marsh is Naked
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The NYPD Needs to Relax a Little
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If Only Going to Work Was This Much Fun Everyday
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Remove scratches on an LCD or CD with an egg
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl Masturbates for You in VIdeo
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Some Slut
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2008

Jul

The Hayden Panettiere Hates Nerd Germs of the Day

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You’ve probably already seen these pictures of Hayden Panettiere making a disgusted face at Comic Con because she was forced to sit at a booth and meet/sign autographs for fans. What you probably don’t know is that I paid some dude to jerk off in his hand and smear it on her while telling her how much she has changed his masturbation life for the better. I wish that was true, but I am sure it’s not that far from the truth because you know the kind of loser who goes to Comic Con is the kind of loser who is socially awkward, low on friends and has experimented with masturbation in ways that would put your standard jerking off to shame. I am talking homemade sex machines, costumes and complex scenarios only a nerd would understand. I am sure that if Hayden wasn’t using that hand sanitizer, catching a cold would be the least of her worries and pregnancy would be, because I hear nerd sperm is so hungry for real life uterus that shit knows how to makes it’s way up a thigh on its own because of it’s super desperation powers…..

For the record, I think anyone who would wait in line to meet Hayden Panettiere is digusting too.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Nerd Germs

2008

Jul

Hollywood Almost Died….Too Bad it Didn’t of the Day

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So a 5.8 Earthquake hit LA about 5 minutes ago and it was the first time Hollywood’s rocked in a while. The fake tits may have been jigglin’ and the fags may have been stopping, dropping and rolling in a panic to save their obnoxious lap dogs but unfortunately buildings weren’t collapsing on the cast of The Hills. We can always hope for an aftershock that does some good and by good I mean wipes out a whole lot of useless people, because I feel like God’s been too good to these over indulging assholes and shit’s ready for a local apocalypse, it’s just a matter of time before it all self destructs and I’ll be here in Canada watching…

Here Are Some Heidi Montag, Still Alive Yesterday, Pictures To Remind You That You Hate Her and The Lies She Peddles Even When She Wears Short Shorts…

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2008

Jul

Pornstar Lexxi Tyler is Probably a Pornstar Escort of the Day

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I don’t cover much porn news here, that’s because I used to work in a porn company and can’t really stomach watching these fake, plastic, disgusting looking girls, who have had way too much dick and drugs in their lives and who did it for money because it’s just not hot to me. I am more into everyday girls, amateurs and your sister, girlfriend and girls I meet in clubs, because let’s face it, everyday sluts are just hotter than career sluts.

After the success of Chasey Lain Hitting Rock Bottom I was reminded that all you perverts love porn, it’s really the only sex you’ve had and with that has come a couple of hot stories.

A source close to Lexxi Tyler emailed me to tell me that the pretty useless pornstar who hasn’t really done all that much porn and who I have never heard about has been seen driving around in her brand new Bentley. Making me believe I am in the wrong business, because if you can afford a Bentley after being in a handful of movies, shit must pay fucking well.

I ended up investigating a little bit and found out that there are a whole lot of pornstars that solicit themselves as escorts for their fans to fuck. After trolling the internet I found out that I can fuck some of your favorite pornstars for anywhere from 500 dollars to 15,000 dollars for a 3 days weekend, depending on who it is. The reason for this is simple, they already see their vaginas as cash cows, they are already selling sex and getting paid for sex, and the average fan is willing to pay a lot more than a porn studio because to a porn studio there are so many girls out there and to the fan there’s only one Lexxi Tyler. So what this means is that when you watch porn, the girls you see are just using that shit as a marketing tool for their prostitution and some are better at it than others because when a whore who looks like a haggard tranny, with a broken down face and a pair of shitty fake tits can afford a Bentley, you know that meaty disgusting AIDS pussy is doing something right and by right, I mean prostituting herself and other girls to losers like you….

I guess her dad, uncle and every man who ever molested her, raped her and ruined her emotionally is giving themselves high fives right now, not because they got up in this over priced vagina for free but because the deep rooted issues she’s got from their abuse has made her rich and that means they are pretty much off the fuckin’ hook and are actually slated to receive a percentage of her earnings for being the major inspiration in her work.

People told me not to post this becaue Lexxi Tyler will sue me because these porn sluts are quick to sue but I am just writing the shit I found online and if people don’t want their dirty little secrets that buy them Bentley’s out there, they should consider not posting ads to fuck them on the fucking internet for people like me to find. If these are fake ads and this whole thing is a lie, which is possible but unlikely, she’s still clearly a haggard fuckin’ slut and you can’t sue me for sayin’ that truth,

The good news for you is that you can fuck all the pornstars you have a crush on, all you need is a job or a credit card. Let’s hope this inspires you to get off your lazy broke ass and out there into the workforce, so that you can start saving, because turning masturbation fantasy into a reality should be enough reason to make those needed changes in your life. I feel like Doctor Phil right now.

Here is an ad posted by Lexxi Tyler Soliciting Sex:
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Here is some dude’s review of the experience:
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This is Her Myspace With That Kiss a Girl Song Cuz She’s a Fucking Mainstream Loser and Probably Has Delusions of Actually being Important, Famous and Successful When All She is is a Whore….I assume the album called “her girlfriends” are the other girls working for her as whores…I could be wrong….

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Posted in:Escort|Lexxi Tyler|Pornstar

2008

Jul

Miley Cyrus Turns Down a Relevant and Important Spokesperson Job of the Day

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LifeStyles Condoms made a good move the other day and approached Miley Cyrus to be the spokesperson for their brand. Not because they think she is a little sexual deviant, but because they know that her audience is mainly made up of 14 year old girls, and they figure that reaching and educating those 14 year old girls about safe sex using someone they look up to, is something needed in the world we live in, because 1 in 4 teenage girls get an STD by the time they are 18 and it’s probably not from fucking you.

Now Miley Cyrus and her “people” have turned down the offer, claiming that promoting safe sex is something they will NEVER do, because I guess they don’t see the actual good they could do and see the potential backlash from the conservative parents and Disney, who feel like sweeping SEX under the rug makes everyone feel like they are living in the Magic Kingdon of Peter Pan joy, where bad things don’t happen, while the kids who live in these households are out at teenage sex parties lickin’ teenage asshole and taking 2-6 dicks on at once.

The fact that supporting safe sex, would not only add value to someone who is otherwise useless, and give someone who looks like a money grubbing spoiled little cunt some purpose while saving some lives and making a difference in the process is seen as a negative, while her shitty attitude is probably more detrimental to the public.

She has posed nude, she has tons of slutty personal pics hit the net, and a source close to the actress has told me that she’s a fuckin’ slut. I always thought that she was respecting her “virginity” clause in her Disney contract and at first she was just sucking dick and taking it up the ass, but she has made the move to vaginal sex and Disney is struggling with keeping that shit underwraps, because their right-winged conservative producers are the ones who taught her how to fuck between shooting scenes.

I hate the fact that people don’t have any accountability, that don’t have any social responsibility and that they lie to the fucking public with promise rings and other candy coated unrealistic bullshit all to save face and not disrubt brand image. We all live in this world, we all see what actually goes down and we all think it’s important to address the fucking issues instead of pretending they don’t exist and this is just an example of why you should hate Miley Cyrus more than you already do.

Posted in:LifeStyles Condoms|Miley Cyrus

2008

Jul

Paulina Rubio Rocks a Bikini For Mexico of the Day

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I get emails all the time, which at my level of popularity is about once a month, asking me to give scoop and gossip on Mexican celebrities because I am Mexican. I feel like that’s the same kind of racial profiling that would ask Obama to freestyle rap, that would expect all arab people to suicide bomb things and I take offense to it. I haven’t been in Mexico since I was about 4 or 5 years old and I haven’t been back, so I really have no idea what the fuck is going on there but I do know that Paulina Rubio is from the mother country and here she is in a bikini.

Now, I’m kinda on the same kick as my black friend who turns his head on black strippers because he feels they are taking the wrong route to advance the race as a whole, he felt like seeing them objectify themselves like a group of sluts was disgusting and that they should have been doing other more respectful things with themselves because stripping was just perpetuating the stereotypes he had to live with. So he’d get all preachy on this shit when we would all make it rain on them hoes but had no problem getting lap dances and blowjobs in the booth with white girls, because he didn’t respect white chicks since they didn’t go to the same church as him. So I have some issues posting this shit, but that’s not because I see my mother in these pictures, but because I see a boxy corn tortilla and bean eating, short and thick Mexican hiding behind her relatively tight body because it’s just a matter of time before she looks like every other Mexican chick I’ve seen and that makes enjoying these shitty pics impossible.

Posted in:Bikini|Mexico|Paulina Rubio