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2008

31

Jul

Mischa Barton’s Publicity Stunt of the Day


In case you didn’t know, Mischa Barton was dropped by her agent because she’s a sloppy, lazy bitch and now they have her out on a boring, lazy publicity stunt in her bikini. The only good thing about these staged bikini shots is that they can photoshop her cellulite ridden body to look a little tighter and a little smoother, now all they have to do is photoshop her boyfriend into a heterosexual. Sure, he’s pretty much raping her in these pictures but I can sense the disgust in his eyes….he’s actually asking himself if his career is really worth the trouble of having to taste this whore.

Posted in:Mischa Barton|Publicity

2008

31

Jul

Kendra Wilkinson’s Golfing Upskirt of the Day

I hate fucking golf. It reminds me of Junior executives trying to be big shots and white people. It also reminds me of work because for a summer I used to be the groundskeeper on some stuffy waspy golf course where assholes would ask me to get them towels or complain to my boss about how the green wasn’t maintained and shit like that. It made me have a serious hatred for people with money who lack any flavor. They all dressed like the same clowns, they all said the same boring racist and sex jokes and they all bored me even from a fuckin’ distance and that’s when I decided that I will never have a real job in an office, I will never take up the sport and even when you throw some tacky Playboy bitch and her panties into the mix, I still think Golf fucking sucks.

Posted in:Kendra Wilkinson|Upskirt

2008

31

Jul

The Guy from CSI’s Girlfriend has an Amazing Ass of the Day

I was at a bar last night and I witnessed 2 relatively hot chicks recruit some dude to have a threesome with them. They walked up to him and started rubbing up on him and telling him how amazing he was and all this shit. At first I was a little thrown off and jealous that they didn’t come up to me and offer me the same fuckin’ deal, but I realized that I kinda smell like piss and haven’t showed for a few days, thanks to having no hot water. I guess what made the whole thing easier on my self esteem was that I was at a full service strip club and that I knew dude would be shelling out lots of money for that experience but it still made me feel inadequate, almost as inadequate as the dude in CSI rockin’ a speedo. I have no dick, but at least my balls give me more fuckin’ volume than him and for some reason, motherfucker’s hanging out with the hottest ass I’ve seen in a while, and that reason is because he’s on TV and you aren’t.

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|CSI

2008

31

Jul

Rihanna’s See Through Shirt of the Day

Rihanna is wearing a barely see through shirt with no bra and you can kinda make out her nipple ring if you really try and I don’t really see anything exciting about this shit because you have to have some serious virgin goggles to make out her nipples. I guess the point of this is to say that I still like Rihanna and the choices she makes when she goes out clubbing, maybe next time, she’ll sprawl out and insert two fingers in herself to make the pictures worth posting, I know this post is shit, but I’ve been laying low the last few weeks and have nothing to write about this second.

Posted in:Rihanna|See Through|Shirt

2008

31

Jul

Some Chick Lickin’ Down a Hotel Room’s Toilet of the Day

Here’s a weird fetish video posted by someone named OCD girl, who obsessively licks things to make sure they are clean.. She walks into a hotel room and licks the phone, the utensils and the toilet and I find the whole thing pretty hot, it makes me think that if a bitch is willing to lick those germy places, she’ll have no issues licking my scummy asshole, but the truth is that I know it’s staged and I know everything was cleaned 10 times over and that this video is just another lie, but I can see past the lie and enjoy the licking because I’m a pervert like that and so are you.

Posted in:Chick|Hotel|Licks|Tongue

2008

31

Jul

Amy Winhouse’s Cat Likes Crack of the Day

This picture of Amy Winhouse’s cat and MTV Award sitting next to her crackpipe came out the other day and I thought it was a great opportunity for you to write an LOLCat to the shit but I am not very good with cutesy funny talk and can’t pull this shit off, all I came up with was:

“Iz Smokin’ Crackz Becuz Daddy Uzed To Pet Me Naughtyz and Nowz Iz Letz You Dos It for Moneyz Cuz Baby Needz Anudder Fix”

I assume if any other sites know what’s up, they’ve already done this and I am just 12 steps behind, but it happens. I guess what also happens is that finding a crackpipe in Amy Winehouse’s house and shit doesn’t really phase us anymore, we all know she’s going to die and at least she’s living life to the fullest by getting fucked up every chance she gets….something other crackheads can’t really do unless they’re turnin’ lots of tricks and livin’ on the streets. So Instead of lookin’ down on her for throwing her life away, we should embrace her for being the best and most successful crackhead out there.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Cat|Crack

2008

31

Jul

Amanda Bynes Wears Spandex Shorts of the Day

I’ve had a thing for Amanda Bynes ever since I was forced to watch She’s the Man 30 times with my stepdaughter and her friends a couple years ago. That’s when I learned that when you watch a young teenage girl dressed like a boy long enough, bitch starts to look hot. It became a bit of an obsession of mine at the time, where I could only get off to a chick if she was in some baggy ass clothes, a soccer uniform, or had her hair tucked into her hat. It was pretty much the gayest my fantasies have ever gone, except for the time I gangbanged a chick with my homeboy and are balls rubbed right as I was cumming, I struggled with figuring out if his balls made me cum or if the slut we were banging made me cum and I was forced to drop him as a friend because I didn’t want my OCD to make me take him for a ride to find out.

Posted in:Amanda Bynes|Spandex Shorts

2008

31

Jul

Criss Angel Performs His Most Dangerous Lie of the Day

The video was removed so I posted this shitty one instead…

I hate Criss Angel, maybe because magic is for creepy perverts who are trying to figure out the best way to be around kids as much as they can, or maybe it’s the fact that he dresses like every fucking chachi I hate in line at lame clubs, only this motherfucker is 40 years old or maybe it’s because I have seen some of his stupid tricks and they are all lies, and pretty fucking obvious lies and I don’t like being lied to, especially when it’s by a girl I’m about to fuck without a condom who says she’s clean an on the pill, when she’s not…not that ever happens, but has and it sucked.

This video is the whole “Dangerous” stunt of him trying to escape an imploding building, it was supposed to be live because they say it’s live and dude got “caught” inside and went down with the building making everyone think he died. It was pretty exciting and happy times and just as I was ready to move on to hating other molesting magicians, like this asshole who lives down the street from me, the asshole mind fucked me and walked out of the rubble only to disappoint a lot of haters.

It’s pretty likely that the struggle we all saw was pre-recorded as he took the elevator down to safety, to have a cocktail, do his hair and get made-up, get fucked up the ass like a greek that he is and he is unfortunately still around to mind fuck idiots everywhere again. It is pretty fucking disappointed. Watch the clip.

Posted in:Building Imploding|Criss Angel

2008

31

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I used to have a fan. She used to email me telling me how life changing my shit was on the daily. She’d offer me blowjobs and sex and money to support my drinking and I’d always blow it off. I ended up advising her to get out of a boring relationship with a fat guy and next thing I know she’s sluttin out, having orgies and suckin’ dick for money, always sending me the scoop.

Today she emailed me telling me that my site doesn’t do it for her, that I’ve sold out and all this other shit basically saying she’s over it and that I suck. I haven’t figured out how I’ve sold out because I am still poor, but maybe she’s right and the site is a piece of shit, I don’t think I’ve every claimed it to be anything other than shit, and haven’t really done anything to change what I do, but it will never be as shitty as whatever the fuck STD she lands now that shit is said and done fucking any cock willin’ in hopes of finding self worth she never she had and probably never will have. Welcome to the club.

If your wondering why I wrote this, it’s because it’s the only email I got today, not even the Hitler shit got me love and nothing happened when I got drunk earlier, so here are my links….

I Can’t Speak For You, But Internet Sluts Are Pretty Much The Only Reason For Me to Keep On The Computer…
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Amy Winehouse Has her Period
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Some Asian Slut in Daisy Dukes
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Here’s Some Winehouse Photos From Before She Became Absolutley Disgusting
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Mini Driver Gets Her Dildo On
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Getting Hit in the Nuts Should Really Be an Olympic Sport
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Remember Mr.Belding From Saved By the Bell? He’s a Fuckin’ Pimp…
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Some Cosmos Chick Showin’ Cleavage Titty Bounce During the Earthquake
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Tori Spellin’ Brings Her Man Face Out to Play
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10 Funniest Moments in Olympic History
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The Best HollyWood Hookers!
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Throwback Pics of Gisele Pickin’ Her Ass in a BIkini
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Aria Giovanni has big pillows For tits
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Sexy Human Tetris
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I Can Never Have Enough Vida Guerra
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Girl Launched into Air Over Lake – VIDEO
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The Best Porn On The Net, and You Know I Am Right, Because I Am a Perv
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The Federales Will Shut You Down!!!
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Sexy Jana Plays Britney Spears Crotch Flash
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HOT Lesbian Threesome
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Find Girls to Fuck and Stop Lying to Gramma About Ho You Have a Girlfriend
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Cute Megan Takes It Off
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Religious Nuts Are Some of the Stupidest People on Earth and Here is Proof
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Dina Lohan is a Drunken Mess
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Aubrey O’Day Gets Her Slut On at Some Event or Another
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If Jordan Puts Her Name On One More Product……I am Going to Have to Start Buying her Shit….
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Best Amateur Babe I’ve Seen in the Last Little While
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Hot Blonde Teen Gallery
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Beach Fight is a Fail, But Amusing Nonetheless
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Use This To Get Sex, Because Virgins Are the Saddest People on Earth
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Photobooth Upskirt
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Signs From Round the World
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Kate Hudsom is a Whore Just Like Her Mother
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The World’s Dumbest Criminal
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Jo Champa Wears a See Through Dress Because She is Desperate and Needs Attention
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Veronika Fasterovas Wants to Show You Her Bedroom
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Now THIS is a Bike I Would Ride
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Remember DJ Tanner from Full House?
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I am 100% That Batman Circa Adam West Was a Homo
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Zsuzsana Ripli is the International Babe of the Day
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The Most Fun Takes Place Behind the Scenes
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Make a Cell Phone Detonator
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Bejay’s Popsicles are the Best Out There….
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X-Tina is Photoshopped Hard for Macys
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Nicolette Sheridan Plays With Balls
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Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds….

Some Naked Chick Plays With Her Sloppy Tits and Pussy Video
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A Naked Black Chick and Her Tits
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Some Miami Pussy
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

30

Jul

Britney Spears Riding Horses of the Day

The funny thing about seeing Britney riding a horse in Cabo has nothing to do with beastiality, but more with her finally knowing what every guy that fucked her in the fat, depressed, unwashed years felt like, if anything the only difference about the Horse and Britney at her worst is that when the horse pisses and shits itself, it doesn’t make a mess of the bed sheets.

These pictures reminded me of something that happened yesterday. I was sitting on the stoop minding my own business and some chick rides up to me on a bike. She tells me that she forgot her lock and needs someone to watch her shit. I told her that I would be sitting there for a while, because I have nothing better to do, but I am not someone she should trust, because if the offer comes up I will sell it for drug money. She left it with me anyway and I thought of all the different ways I could get back at her for giving me this repsonsibility. I could give it away or put a sign on it that says “take me”, I could hide it, or I could take the air out of the tires to just be a dick. Instead I convinced my pervert friend who I was with to sniff the seat when she came to get the bike, just to make her feel awkward about the whole thing so he did it and I laughed.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Horses