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2008

Jul

Johnny Rotten is a Racist Punk of the Day

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Lead singer of the Sex Pistols beat up the the lead singer of Bloc Party at some concert they were both playing at because Rotten’s in a new band I’ve never heard of and is a doesn’t like being told what to do by black people. From what I’ve heard, the lead singer of Bloc Party is some Nigerian dude and he offended Rotten by asking if he could expect a reunion tour of Public Image, a Dub band Rotten was part of and worked on with Afrika Bambaataa a black man.

Maybe Rotten hates black people, I mean it wouldn’t be the first time a street punk kicks an African with his Doc Martins, but more likely was just offended by some asshole offering career advice to someone who probably considers himself a legend. When you’re beating someone down, it’s only natural to turn to racial slurs, like trying to hit people in the obvious softspot as you pound in their faces, kinda like everytime my wife attacks me, she makes a point of screaming obscenities to me like that I am a little Mexican woman and my dick looks like her fucking vagina, not because of her large clit and testicle-like wrinkled labia, but because it’s small but everytime I decide to fight back and reclaim my power as the man in the relationship, I target her obesity, he french trash background and inadequacies as a wife, mother and woman. The only think shitty about beating up my wife is that she’s built like a wall and always manages to stand up for herself by sitting on my chest, pretty much making me paralyzed and vulnerable, but at least I try.

I guess all this is to say that the Bloc Party dude is a total pussy and if he was really a black man, he would have coordinated a drive by shooting instead of crying to the press like a little baby.

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2008

Jul

Hilary Duff Goes To See Dark Knight Along With the Rest of the World of the Day

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Along with Hilary Duff and the rest of the world, I decided to go see Dark Knight because of all the hype. Shit bored the fuck out of me and the truth is that Heath Ledger was amazing in it, but since the rest of the movie was a waste of fucking time, he didn’t save the fuckin’ day. Maybe I didn’t like it becaue I generally hate movies and have no attention span for them, or maybe it was just fucking drawn out and uneventful and the main love interest who was supposed to be hot and who was played by Katie Holmes the first movie, was a fuckin ugly whore who I was happy to see die.

I have an source close to Heath Ledger who recently told me that he’s not actually dead and that they just took the marketing of the move a little more aggressively than other movies have taken marketing, They figured if they staged his death, he’d get some time off and the buzz it would generate would lead to the shit we all witnessed/took part in this past weekend. Don’t be surprised if in the next month, dude surfaces again and tells us all it was a joke as part of his role as the joker. I mean people attributed his role to leading him to use sleeping pills because it was just that depraved and that ended up killing him, hyping up his character more than any character’s ever been hyped. Hearing people giggle in awe and excitement as soon as dude got on screen, just further proves that he carried the movie on his back and the only reason people were there was because of him and you’ll all regret it when you realize the real joke’s on you because after wasting 3 hours of my life, I feel compelled to start using and mixing perscription pills, but the good news is that the movie was so dull, I had no problem falling asleep during it, after it and even today when I think about it I find myself yawning and thinking how nice bed would feel.

I am not just saying this because I am “that” guy, who just shits on everything that hits and that is successful to be the against the grain motherfucker, I sincerely think the shit sucked but not as much as these pics of Hilary Duff on her way to see the movie.

The point of all this is to say that if I am wrong and he is actually dead, it had to be done by the studio because I don’t think a death since Princess Diana has made this much money and no life is worth as much as this movie made, I guess it’s just a small sacrifice and can only hope it becomes a regular strategy and used by other companies, mainly by MTV with the cast of The Hills, in a rigged bus accident that offs all these cunts in hopes of selling lots of DVDs.

Posted in:Dark Knight|Hilary Duff

2008

Jul

Ashley Dupre Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I used to think what this Ashley Dupre hooker charged was insanity. It was highway fucking robbery that any normal person could never afford but when I think back to what normal priced hookers look like in all their toothless, addicted and unwashed with a box that smells like fishy Aids garbage , she’s definitely easier on the eyes, but still not worth the cost.

I mean when you’re ready to get down with a hooker, you’re not lookin’ for love, you’re lookin’ for a vagina, and the benefit of a stinky pussy whore who charges 50 dollars and you find on the street corner is that you’re also paying for the the full experience,

When it comes to the Ashley Dupre level of prostitution, it’s more like making a bet with a normal girl you met in a bar who is resisting going home with you. It’s like “come on, I’ll give you 2,000 dollars to fuck you right now….No? Fine make it 10,000 dollars” when all she’s thinking is that she probably would have done it for free if dude had a little more game like that guy the night before, but might as well collect the money because 10,000 dollars sounds like a lot of money and she really wanted a new pair of designer shoes.

Here she is in a bikini, it’s a better deal than actually hiring her, because let’s face it she’s a fucking rip off, but at least she’s put a price on her vagina, that should go down everyday she gets older, like the slow rotting fruit at the grocery store at a rate that in about 60 years, your bank account will be able to score this ass. The other thing she’s put on her vagina is that stupid tattoo, because Ashley Dupre’s such a little whore that she likes her tramp stamp in the front, because she likes to stare in your eyes when you cum all over her, instead of the impersonal lower back like all the less expensive whores are rockin’.

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2008

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I got free tickets to see Judd Apatow doing a stand up show for the Montreal Just For Laughs festival. It was the only show I went to because I try to keep stand up comedy to the bare fucking minimum. For the most part I don’t laugh and if I do, it’s usually to how bad the dude is and when I do, I’m always the only one laughing because it’s inbetween his jokes, but I figured since the exit strategy for this site is to make movies so that I can live the life of luxury and own a pool that I can float in a drink cocktails in, while hookers walk around me naked and don’t point at laugh at how my bikini bottoms make me look like a lady, so I thought seeing the new biggest thing in in comedy movies in live action would inspire, but it didn’t. I guess if I was a real hustler, I’d give him my card, or if I was a real hustler, I’d have cards, but I just assume dude already knows the site, because I’m just that important in Hollywood, so important that I took a piss next to the dumpster of a ghetto restaurant last night and shit smelled like home to me….

Either way, dude may be good at writing, or hiring writers to make mainstream comedy, but he fucking sucks on stage. He made a whole lot of dick, fart and jerking off jokes that weren’t funny, but in all fairness to Apatow, he is a Jew and that’s just what Jews and 15 year old boys find funny. He went on to talk about his 10 year olds breasts, his 5 year old making her pussy talk while asking to meet his dick, and that just made wasn’t funny to me because my wife makes her pussy talk everytime she’s horny and everytime I think about that shit I feel like less of a man. Not to mention, 5 year old genitals meeting their father’s genitals is not something I find funny, if anything it makes me want to call Child Protection to investigate the Apatow home. The only time it’s okay to make reference to a kids genitals, is when it’s an adjective to describe how tight a girl you just fucked is to your friends, or to describe how well endowed I am not.

Then he introduced the socially awkward asian girl from Knocked Up and she was still socially awkward and not funny, but had an guitar sang stupid autistic songs that people liked, but just made me remember laughing at this retarded kid who went to my school. I bullied him for about a year because he was the only person less popular that me because walked with a limp and looked like a science experiment and couldn’t formulate a sentence and I just assumed he didn’t know what was going on and even if he did he couldn’t tell on me, until one day I realized that he was just bangng his head against the wall and drooling all over the lunch table as a cry for attention and I wasn’t going to feed into his little retard scheme.

Then a dude in his briefs came out with an Asian who played the doctor in Knocked Up and started some stupid rap shit that I knew was going to suck because the second anyone gets on stage in briefs you know they are trying to get a cheap laugh and distract you from the serious lack of substance.

Then Seth Rogan came on and started talking about farting and jerking off, probably something he came up with while working with Apatow on all his movies that made them rich. I can only assume their research for a script takes place at a slumber party of 15 year old boys, or Jew summer camp, because that’s pretty much the level comedy the were droppin’. Leading me to believe that Hollywood is about nepotism and who you know, and what seems like well put together talent and well structured comedy is all a fuckin’ scam and the people behind the shit are the con artists who trick us into thinking they are good, with their fancy cars and because we see them on scrreen. There was no talent in the fucking room, just a bunch of assholes on stage for a bunch of bigger assholes who thought the assholes on stage were important.

Luckily this British dude from Saving Sarah Silverman saved Judd Apatow’s comedy show with some obscure grammatically correct intelligent jokes about the Queen, homeless men being scabby good luck charms because you give them money for karma points and sex. British people always pull through with their jokes and my advice to Apatow is to use that guy as much as he fucking can, because maybe he’ll help save a career that should soon be ending if this was a glimpse into what’s to come.

The highlight of the night was almost when a couple of fat girls were getting their pictures taken with Seth in the back of the venue and I yelled out to him to touch tongues with them and he kinda just shuddered in disgust, but then I found the festival wrap party that I somehow managed to walk into, I’m guessing they thought anyone who looked like me had to be a comedian, because I look that much like a joke, and shit was open bar. I kept drinking until about 5 am, double fisting the entire time, talking shit to random people, pissing people off and making a black friend with a camera for about a minute before my hot 18 year old chaperone told me it was time to go.

I am hungover, my review didn’t give how bad it was justice, I feel like I’d hate on it more passionately if I wasn’t shaking in withdrawal.

Here are my links….

LA Girls Confirm Once Again That I Hate Montreal
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Khloe Karsahian Went to Jail And Is Expected to Fuck Many Men Up The Ass….
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Step Brothers Sneak Peak
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Sandy Moelling Panty Upskirt In Concert
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Some Hot Milf Tits
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Salma Hayek’s Big Tits Are Free
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Spoon Prank is Good Times
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Guess the Celebrity Side Boob
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Maria Sharapova’s Cameltoe Collection
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10 Batman Movie Topless Scenes
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Lohan the Popsicle Lookin’ Lesbian is Cunt and I Hate Her.
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Self Keg Stand Goes Wrong
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Some Little Breakdancer is Crazy
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Spend Your Weekend Doing Something Worthwhile
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Mariah Carey’s Crazy Cleavage in a See Through Dress With Her Personal Assistant
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I Can’t Even Aim My Pee in the Toilet, So How They Are Doing This is Beyond Me
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And Now, The Coolest Name For a Child EVER!
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Pictures from a Naked Wedding…
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Best Hotels to Have an Affair in When Your So Rich It’s Not Called Having an Affair, It’s Called The Wallet Fucking Wife Isn’t Doing It For Me That the Prenup is So Solid She Won’t Get a Cent and Never Leave Me So I Do What I Want….
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Crazy Kid Rides the Tope of a School Bus
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15 People Crammed into a Smart Car
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Drunken Slap Fight Ends In Knockout
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Evening Dress Strippers
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Veronika De Souza Naughty Captain
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The Best Porn to Keep You Busy Over the Weekend
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And Now, Some Big Ol’ Tits…
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La PequeÃ±a As The Subway Stripper!
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Find Girls To Fuck, Because Dying a Virgin is Pretty Lame Dude
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Bobby Conn is Amazing and The American Idols Don’t Got Shit On Him
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Hilarious T-Shirts to Get Arrested In
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Liv Tyler Picking Her Vagina
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Mischa Barton Looks Kind of Alright At The Hugo Boss Fashion Show
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Gavin Rossdale’s Bastard Daughter is Totally Bangable
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Ashley Simpson Will Most Likely Ruin Her Vagina on Halloween
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If JLO is Gonna Compete in a Triatholon, Then I am Sober and My Penis is Fully Functioning
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Awesome Amateur Shots
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Use This to Get Sex and Cut Down Those Pesky Carple Tunnel Hospital Bills
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Ebony Beauty Deserea Malone
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Two Girls Holding Hands Get Run Over
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Jello Pussy is Probably Your Thing, Perv
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Sexy on the Streets
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Jodie Marsh and Her Huge Tits at the OK! Magazine Party
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Marketa Pechova and Zuzana Drabinova are Foreign and Hot
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Angelique Boyer = Boners
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Celebrity Boob Showdown: Chesty At ESPYs Edition
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Kelly Brook takes her boobs for a walk
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Things Are Looking Up
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Bicycle Ballerina is Pretty Awesome
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Google Mapes Catches Cheating Girlfriend
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Playboy Babe – Crystal Stevens
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Who Knew There Was So Much Happening in the Denny’s Bathroom
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Outwit The Carnies When the Carnival Comes Through Town
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl Spreading Her Pussy….
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Some Black Chick – Shitting On Dem Haters….
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2008

Jul

Audrina Patridge in Her Ugly Dress of the Day

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Here’s rat-faced, bullshit artist, week old kitchen garbage of a person, Audrina Patridge, rockin’ a bikini top under some shitty dress that looks like it was made out of a dead whore’s nightgown or some fat girl’s prom dress. She proves yet again that fake tits don’t make a girl hot. They just just work on horny guys the same way a tranny with huge fake tits works on guys. Shit leads straight dudes into paying for blowjobs just because they have long hair, make up and tits, but the reality is that there’s still no pussy to fuck, it’s pretty fucking gay. That’s not to say she’s a dude, but it is to say that her fake tits, match her fake career, fake life and is just an master of manipulating simple minded horny dudes.

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2008

Jul

Topless Sienna Miller Get’s Felt Up by a Married Dude of the Day

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Here is Sienna Miller playing with her married boyfriend. I just thing the funny thing in all this is that his name is Balthazar. That’s some seriously pretentious name that I had to look up because it sounded so fucking blue blooded and obnoxious and it turned out that I was right. This dude is the great grandson of one of the richest men in the USA in his day and his dad is some drug using rich kid who suffered a stroke in ’81 after having a drug overdose. It’s only natural for a rich kid to take whatever the fuck he wants when it comes his way or when people tell him that he can’t have it, it’s this spoiled brat attitude that proves that despite being married, having a new born kid you can still have the pussy he want. So while his wife is breast feeding their baby, he’s breast feeding himself and all he’s gotta do is cut a child support check once a month to shut her up. I guess that goes for all you married dudes out there too, you can buy your freedom, and play with tits on the back, just let Balthazar and his annoying name show you the way. Sometimes all the world needs is a rich kid to show us how it’s done.

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2008

Jul

Rosario Dawson’s Fat Bikini Pics of the Day

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New York coke slut Rosario Dawson seems to have given up on cocaine and taken up eating, because in these pictures her stomach is quickly catching up to her big tits. It’s not really her fault, she’s got Puerto Rican roots and all those Puerta Ricans end up fat and breast feeding their 15 babies. The truth is that I’ve been watching her career since she was 16 because I had a thing for seeing dudes fuck drugged up passed out girls with Aids and Kids was really the only movie at the time that delivered and to get to that part of the movie, I had to fast forward past Rosario Dawson’s underwear pool hopping scene. At least she’s got skinny legs.

I do like the fact that she’s hosing herself down like the hog that she is, but mainly because I have a thing for girls who shower, since my wife doesn’t and even if she tries, she either gets stuck or misses her crucial parts that need cleaning because she can’t reach, like her ass. It’s one of those you like what you don’t have situations.

Speaking of showers, I woke up today and saw that it was raining outside, so decided to take advantage and take a homeless shower, where you basically stand outside and thank god for giving you his natural water supply that is free and try your best to get as wet as possible because if you pull it off proper, you not only clean yourself but the clothes you are wearing, buying you a couple weeks of less stink. I also like to take advantage of peepin’ on the girls who get caught in a homeless shower unintentionally, and end up with wet shirts, hard nipples and make-up running all down their faces like they’ve been crying all day. It brings me joy.

Joy that big tits just don’t bring to me. They just aren’t enough to get excited over a chick in a bikini. I need more. Maybe I’m gay that could be why this post is hard to read and all over the fucking place, but I think that’s got more to do with my laziness to edit this shit.

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2008

Jul

Mischa Barton Does Nylon Magazine of the Day

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Nylon is some piece of shit, too cool for school magazine, that is supposed to be on the pulse of the art, music and fashion scene and pretty much fuels the hipsters, indy rockers and electro DJs i hate by telling them what’s cool and what they should be into for the moment in their quest of trying to be cool.
It’s these pretentious elitist club of rich kids and actors who have no idea what’s up but are trying to live this bullshit fashionista lifestyle because they are empty and I have a feeling that Mischa Barton is probably friends with one of the editors or some shit and agreed to do a photoshoot because she really isn’t doing much more with herself and because it gives her that stamp of approval cuz she thinks being in the Nylon club means that she’s cool.
I think the whole thing is a waste of fucking energy and people should be worried about more important things in life. Trying to stay on top of things so that you come across as cooler than fuckin’ God is totally the opposite of being cool, because as far as I am concerned being cool means not giving a fuck about pretty much anything and naked chicks.
That said, I guess that means that Mischa Barton is halfway cool, so that means she’s on her way to being cool, but doesn’t mean she made the cut. Keep on tryin’, you sloppy fucking whore.

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2008

Jul

Christina Milian Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Here’s some Christina Milian bikini pictures from a while ago, I am posting them becaue I am hungover and have nothing interesting to say about Christina Milian because she’s hardly relevant, so that’s a good enough reason to stop writing now.

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2008

Jul

Brittany Murphey Is Touching Her Toes of the Day

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One of my oldest and only readers was this depraved freakshow named HornyLohanWanker who would always beg for pictures of celebrities in red lipstick smoking cigarettes, it was his fetish, so whenever I see a bitch smoking with red lipstick on, I think of him and that’s part of the reason I did these Brittany Murphey pics. The other reason, is because the bitch is bending over and showing off her shitty ass in slutty heels. I guess I am a pervert, because the truth is that I kinda want to hate fuck this bitch, there’s something she said in an interveiw that left a bad taste in my mouth and that was when Ashton Kutcher broke her heart and ran off with a mom and he made a statement about his small penis. Now I am not an Ashton fan, and I am not surprised or offended that he’s got a small dick, I just hate when girls go out and try to make hateful statements about you just because you’re done fuckin’ them and they are hurting on the inside.

It’s like this time I was seeing a chick I worked with and she told all my friends and co-workers that I raped her, sure she wasn’t actually my girlfriend and I kinda stuck my dick in her at the office christmas party after slipping shit in her drink, but I still think what we shared was romance and it really hurt when the boss brought me in and told me to leave and never come back or the company would press criminal charges. Then there was a chick who told everyone that I beat her up, just because I punched her in the face and broke her nose, the last time I check a punch doesn’t count as beating up and she made it sound like I pinned her down and mangled her. I guess it’s also like the time every single girl I’ve banged told their friends how small my dick is, but I never held that against them, because they were just speaking the truth and not trying to drag my name through the mud like this Brittany Murphey cunt.

Posted in:Bent Over|Brittany Murphey|Toe Touching