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2008

18

Jul

Rosario Dawson’s Fat Bikini Pics of the Day

New York coke slut Rosario Dawson seems to have given up on cocaine and taken up eating, because in these pictures her stomach is quickly catching up to her big tits. It’s not really her fault, she’s got Puerto Rican roots and all those Puerta Ricans end up fat and breast feeding their 15 babies. The truth is that I’ve been watching her career since she was 16 because I had a thing for seeing dudes fuck drugged up passed out girls with Aids and Kids was really the only movie at the time that delivered and to get to that part of the movie, I had to fast forward past Rosario Dawson’s underwear pool hopping scene. At least she’s got skinny legs.

I do like the fact that she’s hosing herself down like the hog that she is, but mainly because I have a thing for girls who shower, since my wife doesn’t and even if she tries, she either gets stuck or misses her crucial parts that need cleaning because she can’t reach, like her ass. It’s one of those you like what you don’t have situations.

Speaking of showers, I woke up today and saw that it was raining outside, so decided to take advantage and take a homeless shower, where you basically stand outside and thank god for giving you his natural water supply that is free and try your best to get as wet as possible because if you pull it off proper, you not only clean yourself but the clothes you are wearing, buying you a couple weeks of less stink. I also like to take advantage of peepin’ on the girls who get caught in a homeless shower unintentionally, and end up with wet shirts, hard nipples and make-up running all down their faces like they’ve been crying all day. It brings me joy.

Joy that big tits just don’t bring to me. They just aren’t enough to get excited over a chick in a bikini. I need more. Maybe I’m gay that could be why this post is hard to read and all over the fucking place, but I think that’s got more to do with my laziness to edit this shit.

Posted in:Bikini|Rosario Dawson

2008

18

Jul

Mischa Barton Does Nylon Magazine of the Day

Nylon is some piece of shit, too cool for school magazine, that is supposed to be on the pulse of the art, music and fashion scene and pretty much fuels the hipsters, indy rockers and electro DJs i hate by telling them what’s cool and what they should be into for the moment in their quest of trying to be cool.
It’s these pretentious elitist club of rich kids and actors who have no idea what’s up but are trying to live this bullshit fashionista lifestyle because they are empty and I have a feeling that Mischa Barton is probably friends with one of the editors or some shit and agreed to do a photoshoot because she really isn’t doing much more with herself and because it gives her that stamp of approval cuz she thinks being in the Nylon club means that she’s cool.
I think the whole thing is a waste of fucking energy and people should be worried about more important things in life. Trying to stay on top of things so that you come across as cooler than fuckin’ God is totally the opposite of being cool, because as far as I am concerned being cool means not giving a fuck about pretty much anything and naked chicks.
That said, I guess that means that Mischa Barton is halfway cool, so that means she’s on her way to being cool, but doesn’t mean she made the cut. Keep on tryin’, you sloppy fucking whore.

Posted in:Mischa Barton|Nylon|Topless

2008

18

Jul

Christina Milian Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here’s some Christina Milian bikini pictures from a while ago, I am posting them becaue I am hungover and have nothing interesting to say about Christina Milian because she’s hardly relevant, so that’s a good enough reason to stop writing now.

Posted in:Bikini|Christina Milian

2008

18

Jul

Brittany Murphey Is Touching Her Toes of the Day

One of my oldest and only readers was this depraved freakshow named HornyLohanWanker who would always beg for pictures of celebrities in red lipstick smoking cigarettes, it was his fetish, so whenever I see a bitch smoking with red lipstick on, I think of him and that’s part of the reason I did these Brittany Murphey pics. The other reason, is because the bitch is bending over and showing off her shitty ass in slutty heels. I guess I am a pervert, because the truth is that I kinda want to hate fuck this bitch, there’s something she said in an interveiw that left a bad taste in my mouth and that was when Ashton Kutcher broke her heart and ran off with a mom and he made a statement about his small penis. Now I am not an Ashton fan, and I am not surprised or offended that he’s got a small dick, I just hate when girls go out and try to make hateful statements about you just because you’re done fuckin’ them and they are hurting on the inside.

It’s like this time I was seeing a chick I worked with and she told all my friends and co-workers that I raped her, sure she wasn’t actually my girlfriend and I kinda stuck my dick in her at the office christmas party after slipping shit in her drink, but I still think what we shared was romance and it really hurt when the boss brought me in and told me to leave and never come back or the company would press criminal charges. Then there was a chick who told everyone that I beat her up, just because I punched her in the face and broke her nose, the last time I check a punch doesn’t count as beating up and she made it sound like I pinned her down and mangled her. I guess it’s also like the time every single girl I’ve banged told their friends how small my dick is, but I never held that against them, because they were just speaking the truth and not trying to drag my name through the mud like this Brittany Murphey cunt.

Posted in:Bent Over|Brittany Murphey|Toe Touching

2008

18

Jul

Gina Lisa Lohink’s Germany’s Next Top Model’s Sex Tape of the Day

This Gina Lisa Lohink was on Heidi Klum hosted Germany’s Next Top Model and that’s the reason you have no idea who she is. She didn’t make it through to the finals, but ended up landing some kind of career working on a travel show but I guess the blow to her ego that she lost left her unsatisfied. German’s aren’t good losers, so she took the Paris Hilton school of fame by releasing a sex tape to become a household name.

So somewhere out there, a video of this bitch in PVC sucking off her boyfriend is floating around, I don’t have it, but I do have these nude pics of her. The truth is when I heard a German Next Top Model had a sex tape, I was expecting a little more than PVC wearing blowjobs, that shit is tame. I thought German’s were fucked up militant freaks who consider missionary position when you shove a loaded gun down each other’s throats, cuddling is when you shit on each other’s faces and doggy style meant gas chambering some Jews, Fags and Retards.

I just have a couple of the nude pics, they are good enough for a Friday.

Posted in:Gina Lisa Lohink|Sex Tape

2008

18

Jul

This is Not Me With Jennifer Love Hewitt of the Day

Someone emailed me asking me if the fat Mexican in the background of this fat actress walking her dog picture was me. It isn’t, that isn’t what I look like and despite popular believe not all mexicans look the same, you racist fuck but more importantly, I wouldn’t let any evidence of me and Jennifer Love Hewitt together ever hit the internet because I’d hate to be seen in public with her. Not because I have a secret high profile celebrity relationship that I am trying to keep under wraps, but because she’s too fat to be considered a real celebrity and I have enough fat chicks in my life and swore that I’d never get into that kind of mess again.

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt|Mexican

2008

17

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Dark Knight is hitting theaters tomorrow and people everywhere are going fucking crazy for the shit, so I decided to do some investigative reporting and hit up people who may have some insight on the movie because I am all about getting exclusive content. So I interviewed someone close to Heath Ledger, here it is:


So you’re from the same city as Heath Ledger right ?

Yes.


You ever meet him?

No


Did you go to the same High School as him?

No.


Do you know his family?

No


Not even cousins or second cousins or friends of friends?

Nope.


Do you know where he grew up or lived?

No


You ever go to the same bars as him?

I don’t drink


So I guess you don’t go to the same drug dealers as him either

Definitely not.


Do you know any girls he’s banged?

Not really, some girl I met claimed she sucked him off, but it was a few years ago and she could have been lying.


Are you going to see Dark Knight?

What’s that?


His new movie. The one that gave him nightmares and lead him to sleeping pills. Everyone’s making a huge deal out of it and saying he’s going to win an Oscar…

How can he win an Oscar if he’s dead.

Here are my links.

Poor Desperate Addicted Girls Are Fuckin’ Easy
GO

Shreveport Police Department Has some ‘Splainin’ To Do
GO

Bad Racer Had Better Learn His Lesson
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Dawn Jaro is Worth Staining Your Shirt With Your Sperm….Since It’s The Only Thing That Doesn’t Refuse It….
GO

Miley Cyrus is a Slut Still….
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Winnipeg Blue Bombers Cheerleaders Racy Pics
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The Claw Game CANNOT Be Beaten
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Some Intoxicated Tits
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Spanish Pop Star Winner Natalia that You Might Want To Give a Prize from Your Testicles To….
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Designer Uses Women’s Pussy For a Lamp
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Some Vanessa MInnillo Legs
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Marisa Miller Isn’t that Hot But She’s Got Some Tits for Vans
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Gayest Van Damme Pictures Ever
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10 Best SNL Jeopardy Skits of All Time
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Some Hollyoaks Star Topless Round 2
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A Man in Spain Lights His Girlfriend’s Vagina on Fire
GO

Does the Human Barbie Doll Turn You On
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Some More of the Canadian Cheerleaders Get Slutty in Some Personal Pics
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Denver Broncos Cheerleaders in Some Bikini Photoshoot
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Bar Rafaeli on the Cover of Heeb Magazine
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Bollywood Bitches Are Some of the Hottest Around, and Here is More Proof
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Kirsten Dunst Likes it Durty
GO

Take Off the Towel!!
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Pissed Off/Pissed On
GO

Find Girls to Fuck, Because Real Dolls Won’t Hug You Back
GO

iPhone Nerd Strikes Back!!
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Adriana Lima at an Event Showing off Her Engagement Ring…
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Bitch Got Knocked the Fuck Out!!
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CUM ON EILEEN
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Crissy Moran is in Danger
GO

Brush Up the Bum
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Megan Fox Dares You to Dar Her to Get Naked
GO

Marisa Miller Looks Hot at Some Vans Event
GO

Ronnie Wood is Going to Rehab, Because That’s What Rock Stars Do
GO

Puddle Almost Kills Small Child! HaHa!
GO

The Best Porn on the Net
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Striptease of the Day
GO

Use This to Get Sex, and Stop Lying About How Much Ass You Get
GO

Bridget in the Shower
GO

Wannabe Weight Lifter = Fail
GO

Fuck Squirting, This Bitch is a Firehose
GO

Sasha Gray is a Teen Slut
GO

Jaime Hammer Gets Wet
GO

Gyulai Viktoria Does FHM Hungary
GO

WTF Happened to Little Kim?
GO

And I Thought My Water Was Dirty
GO

Nuts Babes Gets Naked
GO

Playboy Babe – Mandy Marie Michaels
GO

LA Hotties Worth Going Down South For
GO

Let’s Make Popsicles with Jenna Jameson
GO

Here’s Some Burt and Ernie Rap
GO

ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Young Girls Trying to Be Sexy
GO

Some Collection of Young Sluts
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

17

Jul

Rumer Willis Shows Off Her Tits of the Day

I don’t know what went wrong in Demi Moore’s womb, like maybe she’s got really bad genes or maybe her and Bruce Willis didn’t know they were pregnant for a few months of this bitch’s development and were railing experimental drugs that only celebrities get, or maybe she actually got raped and impregnated by an Alien abduction becuase there’s no evidence saying that’s totally impossible, and if you ask me this is kinda proof that it could happen and that the government slipped up in trying to slide this shit under the carpet so the general public doesn’t freak out, but I do know that she’s fucking ugly.

I don’t know how someone could go through life looking like this, it’s one of those situations where you’d never want to leave the house if this was you, but since she’s a rich kid and probably spoiled to shit, she just doesn’t realize that she’s fucking offensive to look at.

She probably thinks she’s some kind of gift to the world and on the same level as all the other celebrity kids, and looks down at all the commoner and pretty much spits in our face by wearing lowcut dresses like she’s got the right to leave her house and show off her barely there tits, but since I’ve decided to look at the brighter side of life, and not the demons that are her face, I guess she did us a favor by given us something less abusive to look at when she makes an appearance, maybe next time she’ll really pull through and throw a mask on while men jerk off on her naked bodies, because girls this ugly are really on acceptable in fetish porn, cuz hot chicks are too uptight to get experimental. Bitches.

Posted in:Rumer Willis|Tits

2008

17

Jul

Jennifer Aniston’s Sad Hard Nipple of the Day

Jennifer Aniston’s nipples are always hard, I remember that shit being the only reason I watched Friends, or thought that she was hot in any way. But today’s hard nipple is different and not a hard nipple of happiness but a hard nipple of desperation. It stems from the news that the love of her life and ex-husband, Brad Pitt, who wouldn’t get her pregnant, has just given birth to not 1 but 2 babies with another woman.

You know that as she cries on the inside, the only baby cries she hears are the ones in her broken reams and her nipple is feeling that pain and it slowly puts itself out there in some kind of hormonal reaction to the news, just hoping there was a baby of its own to feed, but no matter how hard it looks or tries, it won’t find one, becaue there isn’t one.

Posted in:Hard Nipple|Jennier Aniston

2008

17

Jul

Katie Price’s Titty Scar of the Day

Here is Vagina About Town, Jordan/ Katie Price, showing off her titty scars. I’d rip into her for hiring a shitty plastic surgeon, but I heard when you mangle your tits beyond recognition by getting tons of operations to make them so unnaturally big, even a cartoonist at Disney can’t get ‘er done without leaving some eraser marks and you know what kind of perverts those Disney people are.

I guess all this is to say that I heard she was downsizing her tits, but shit still looks fucking big and disgusting, maybe I am just saying that because I hate fake tits, or maybe it’s because I am distracted by that aged monster of a face that keeps giving me sex eyes, like my friend’s horny mom used to do to me when I was 13 and I don’t quite no how to deal with it.

Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price|Tits