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2008

02

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

My computer’s been running like shit – so I was hoping to get it fixed. I went to the computer store by my house and the motherfucker’s wouldn’t let me talk to a tech because I don’t grasp this geek shit and I need my computer to post my daily smut, they wanted me to keep it overnight – I told them to fuck themselves and decided to go to the coffee shop to scope out teenage girls, but instead got stuck behind some dude with one of those throat cancer robot things in his neck, now dude having that shit was gross enough, but he decides since everyone’s already lookin’ at his cancerous neck in disgust, he’ll take shit up a notch and take it out and start playing with the fucking thing. I was going to throw up, but contained myself because that’s just the kind of guy I am. Either way, I am sure other shit went down that was more interesting to write but I can’t think of anything but that shit in dude’s neck and posting these links. The plan for the night is to celebrate Lohan’s birthday with her, only I wasn’t invited to the party, so maybe I’ll just use my wife as a trampoline.

Here are my links:

Web Sluts Are the Best Kind of Sluts, As Far As I’m Concerned
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Prank Call to Religous Call-In Show
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Britney and Adnan Are Aligning Fucking Again
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Vanessa Hudgens’ Got Little Cleavage . Maybe Her Gay Boyfriend Knocked Her Up
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Her name is Busty Hart and she’s crushes things with her tits on America’s Got Talent, This is the Video
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Jade Jagger Squats To Take a Public Pee
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Chuck Norris Will Kill You
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Jennifer Garner’s Got Some Bigger Tits
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Is She a Cougar or Not?
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Best 10 Moments of Celebrities Playing Sports…
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Rating 5 Famous Female Bloggers
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Rachel Hunter Got Fat
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Hey Everybody! Asses!
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Find Girls To Fuck, What Else Do YOu Have Panned Tonight?
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Go-Kart Crash
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Gianne Albertoni Agua de Coco is Wearing a Swimsuit
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How to Get a New Car Without Paying For It
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Jordan’s Backyard Fun
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Black Angelica All Dolled Up
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20 Minutes of Lesbian Licking
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Pete Wentz is At Least Partly Homo
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Bring It On the Locker Room Scene
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Now THAT’S What I call Talent
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Local Bar Calls Out Linda Hogan
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Shannen Doherty Moves Back to 90210?
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Sluts at the Shot at Love Wrap Party
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Rose Mc Gowen Got Dumped and Isn’t Good Enough to Be in Good Movies
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Striptease of the Day
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The Best Porn You’ll See All Day
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Stephen Baldwin Threatens to Leave America if Obama is Elected – Because He’s a Racist – Unfortunately For Him – No One Cares
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Alisha King is a Tigress
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Christie Brinkley’s Future Ex Husband Spends 3000 Dollars a Month on Internet Porn and Other Good Things…Check it Out
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Taylor Twins vs. Next Door Nikki
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Spy Cam Bust
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Science Fair Projects That Are Good For a Laugh
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Amazing Electric Chair Prank
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Check Your Surroundings
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Strong Bad’s Cool Game for Attractive People
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I Dunno Who Cassie is But She is Full Bangable
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Tila Tequila And Her Cleavage
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Angel Dark in the Shower
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This Will Help Even You Get Laid. Fact.
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Here’s the Finale From a Shot at Love With Tila Tequila
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Some Kim Kardahian Ass, In Case You Forgot What It Looks Like
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Norwegian + Brazilian = Monica Hansen
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Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon already on the Rocks, And Not The Shiny Ones and Not The Ones That Get You High
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Some China MAn Does a Magic Trick That I Don’t Really Understand
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Messing With Driving Instructors
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Turn a Hot Chick Into a Geek
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Cyber Sex is Better Than the No Sex You Get Right Now, Right?
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Kate Moss’ Ass Over Noho
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Candice Michelle Lesbian Sex in the Bathtub
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Sexy classy blonde on stairs
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Stripper Dykes Do It Right
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Swet Auditions Give You a Look a Porn Behind the Scenes
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Two Dumb Sluts Have Lunch With Goldie Hawn
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Ed Harris is a Tough Guy
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Make a Giant Mushroom Cloud Explosion
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BONUS – Two Parts of Jessica, Some Nude Model on Shot By Kern – Mexico City –

Part 1 –
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Part 2
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Dude’s Wife is Naked and Skinny
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Some Girl Trying As Hrd As She Can To Be a Sexy, Tacky, Playboy Slut
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Some Slut Posing in Barely Any Clothes
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Some Dude’s Got a TIed Up Girl Fantasy
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Sluts:
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

02

Jul

Katherine Kelly Lang in a Bikini of the Day

You can tell that this bitch is a mom, not because of the fact she’s with kids, because this camp councilor I knew was always around kids, and no one thought much of it, because he was a little socially awkward and seemed to find happiness in the innocence and simplicity of childhood, until one of his little buddies cried rape to his mom and the sick motherfucker who everyone thought was just a friendly giant, was in fact a child rapist and dude was sent off to jail, but you can tell she’s a mom in the way her ass seems be getting sucked in by the vaccuum that is her vagina.

Her name is Katherine Kelly Lang, she’s on a Soap Opera called The Bold and the Beautiful, it’s probably safe to assume you’ve jerked off to her before because you have limited channels and you don’t have a job and it’s the only thing on TV and bitch has been on this shit every day for the last 20 years, but that doesn’t mean she isn’t boring, even while showing off her mom body in Italy in a bikini, and no, that isn’t mean in the green bathing suit, I am so useless that even uselss Soap Stars don’t invite me on vacation with them….

As a sidenote, her husband is Stephen Baldwin’s manager, so they must be really really rich because I hear Baldwin only takes high paying jobs like Celebrity Apprentice, Jesse Stone: Night Passage, Earthstorm all while finding Jesus.

Posted in:Bikini|Katherine Kelly Lang

2008

02

Jul

Marla Maples is Miss America in a Bikini of the Day

Marla Maples has been doing that “Look at me everyone I’m in a bikini” cry for attention the last couple of weeks now. I guess she figures that if she hires photographers and gets in a bikini and poses with random things in hopes of getting attention, eventually she will land on a tabloid as the hottest bikini body above 40 or some shit.

Today is the Miss America edition for July 4th, and I hear that if this song and dance doesn’t work, her next photoshoot includes midgets, clowns and fireworks and if that one doesn’t get her the attention she thinks she deserves, things are going to get messy and she’s going to start taking hostages at gun point in the local bank with a list of fuckin’ demands, the top being to get her pictures in People Magazine.

I assume all this is to get back at Donald Trump and make him regret that he left her for a younger hotter immigrant gold digger and since she’s a little too old to get back at dude by competing and winning his next Miss America pageant, she’ll go about it her own way, because revenge is bittersweet, at least that’s what I hear.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

02

Jul

Aubrey O’Day’s Got Some Trashy Cleavage of the Day

Nothing says I am a classy little whore like putting blush on your implant cleavage to match your little slut cheeks. It’s the kind of trashy glamor that only the high class hookers can afford because they figure since they paid so much for their tits, they should at least decorate them shits like a fucking Christmas tree. I figure since her career is only based on some shitty reality TV produced band, it’s pretty fleeting, but at least she’ll always have her tits.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Tits

2008

02

Jul

Ashlee Simpson Pregnancy Tits of the Day

I am guessing that Ashlee Simpson got pregnant via artifical insemination or some kind of sperm donor or cock she was getting on the side, because last I heard, Pete Wentz had a vagina and lesbian relationships can’t make their own babies.

Further proof that she’s a lesbian is that her tits look sloppy, her stomach looks fat and those are pretty much two things that describe all the lesbians I know. Throw on a flannel shirt and a pair of construction boots and cut off her long luxurious orange hair asymetrical and she’ll be pretty much in dyke business. The only problem with Ashlee, proven by her career is that she’s in a constant identity crisis trying to pave her own way in her sister’s shadow, so it’d be expected that getting down to business would take her longer than the average lesbian because she is a loser and just doesn’t know what’s up.

At least we know that we can look forward to their next pregnancy, when Wentz’s jealously makes him decide that it’s his turn to be the mom and we get to see motherfucker on Oprah talking about being the second man to get pregnant because he’s actually got a uterus instead of balls and stopped hormone therapy because he couldn’t handle watching the connection Ashlee had to her baby as she breast fed and his maternal instinct kicked in and he figured it was time to stop living the lie and do what nature had originally planned out for him….

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Pregnancy|Tits

2008

02

Jul

Kate Beckinsale’s Tit Falls Out Of Her Dress And No One Gets The Nipple of the Day

I never saw the movie Underworld, but I know that is the only reason why virgins and losers everywhere want to get in Kate Beckinsale’s pants. It’s pretty standard for the geeks of the world to be obsessive about things and have trouble letting things go, because they just sit around all day alone thinking too much, without the distractions normal people have, like girls they are fucking, sports they are playing, or booze they are drinking. Geeks just sit in their superiority complex room, looking down on those of us who have fun, dreaming that one day all the money they make will sweep the girls in movies they love off their feet, I guess it gives them hope to keep on living.

Here are some pictures of Kate Beckinsale, with her husband, grabbing at his cock and falling out of her dress, to taunt you with the harsh reality that bitch will never be yours no matter how many fan letters you send her, or how many pictures of her you print and cut out for your Kate Beckinsale scrap book, or how uncanny the resemblance of your sex doll you designed and her really are. I think she’s boring as fuck, but then again, so are you and that’s probably why you are convinced you are soul mates, you weird motherfucker.

TO WATCH THE VIDEO YOU’LL HAVE TO GO TO THOSE COCKSUCKERS AT TMZ WHO I HATE
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Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|Tit

2008

02

Jul

Video of My Wife the Man Version of the Day

My wife is French Canadian and not some Mexican corn tortilla eating man like me and she doesn’t have a penis, from what I’ve seen, but I have to admit I try to never venture down there into her danger zone, but I will say that when she takes a shower, or when I sleep next to her, this dude in the video is what I see, only she’s less motivated to get out of bed than him. I am just posting this to give you a taste of the hell that I am living.

Posted in:Fat Man

2008

02

Jul

Denise Richard’s Nephew Checks Out Her Playboy Spread

Since my computer has AIDS, I figured I’d post this video of Denise Richards potentially setting her nephew up for a future that has a high risk of AIDS. Not only does she talk to him about her Playboy spread but also brings up her threesome in Wild Things with Neve Campbell and Kevin Bacon and the little dude pretty much admitted to seeing “clips” of it probably when googling his Aunts name.

All Denise did when she had “that talk” with the dude was admit that she is someone who gets naked for money, but she didn’t really get into how it’s wrong to get turned on by your aunt and that it’s wrong to masturbate to images of your aunt dyking out, because family may come first, but family isn’t supposed to make you come at all. That’s the kind of shit that leads you to drugs or suicide.

Either way, from now on, no girl he meets will or gets with will be as hot or as good as his aunt and when he realizes that getting off to your aunt is fucked up, when other kids are going to their aunt’s house for dinner, while this punk is going to his aunt’s house to hide in the closet and jerk off while she’s changing until he gets caught and the guilt of being some freak who can only get turned on by his own family member is going to throw this motherfucker into homosexuality, at least that’s my prediction. It’s one of those all women make me think about how fucked in the head I am and all tits make me think of my aunt so I’ll just stay the fuck away from tits….situation.

This clip is 4 days old, I’m the first to admit I am slow movin.

Posted in:Denise Richards|Nephew|Playboy

2008

01

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I have a gambling addiction, I never had one before, but after losing my shirt in high stakes monopoly, I have decided to join my fellow french men and elderly and asians and hit up the local Casino the last 2 days. It’s all part of my retirement plan and so far my low stakes 25 cent horse race betting has lost me 40 dollars, which may not sound like much to you but is like 4000 dollars to the average person. I spent about 24 hours there in the last 50 hours, I haven’t slept much and I am already craving to go but have no money to get me there so instead I decided to post my links, so you better like them because I feel like I am making sacrifices for you by putting them up.

Did You Feel The Earth Shaking This Morning?
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Really Big Boobs Talking
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Quantum of Solace : Teaser Trailer
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Lucy Pinder Topless in Some Magazine Because I Was Too UnInterested to Post It
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Suzanne Somers Panty Flash
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Check Out Some Scientology Tits
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The 10 Funiest Moments in Midget History
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KIds Give Their Grandmother a Dildo for Her Birthday
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Hot and Professional Internet “Actresses” Make Your Day Better…. By Getting You Off
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Madonna is with A-Rod – Who Cares….
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Yamila Diaz-Rahi Wants to Show You Her Lingerie
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Alison Angel is All Laid Out
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Back in ’83
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Drunken Leprechaun
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Michael Jackson and Akon Collaborate on This Song that Just Hit
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Do It Yourself Sex Change Weirdness
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Kinky Sex….
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MILF of the Day
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Some Escort Company Uses Erotic Chickens to Get Business
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Porn You Know You Can Count On
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Black Chicks Are My New Thing and Here’s Why
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Cameron Teases on the Web Cam
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Movies Made Sexy
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The New York Subway Sign Gets Pranked
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TERRI RUNNELS IS THE HOTTEST MILF IN THE WORLD
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Watermelon’s Increase Iibido Which Explains the Birth Rate in the Projects
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And That’s Why You Don’t Run When You’re Dizzy
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Girlies Have a Mud Fight
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Amy Winehouse’s Husband Juts Keeps Proving He’s a Class Act
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The Sexiest Wood You Can Find
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Lingerie Dance Off
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Frozen Taco Bell Prank
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Teen Web Cam Striptease
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Not Too Sure What’s Happening on the Set of Rhianna’s New Video
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Lindsay Lohan and Lily Allen Making a Pop Song
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Excellent Amateur Set
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Madonn’s Cobwebbed Vagina May Have Found It’s Next Victim
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Daniela Cicarelli is Looking Good
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Japanese Ump Gets Leveled
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Use This to Get Sex, Because You Need All The Help You Can Get
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Lanny Barbie Says Happy Canada Day
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Hot chick getting the massage mouse
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Big Mouth Bitch
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Heather Vandeven in Black Lingerie
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Ashley Simpson Clevage Throwback
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Kate Beckinsale Is Really Really Horny
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Praise the Lord! Eddie Murphey Wants to Retire
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Will Smith’s Hancock May Be the Worst Movie Ever
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Chick Has Fun in Her Room
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Pic Dump of the Day
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Eva Longoria Needed a Rest
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The Month of June in Bikinis
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Gianne Albertoni is a Slut
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Why Are All the British Magazines So Amazing
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My Kind of Office
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Prank a Friend With an Exploding Mouse Trap
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Arika oiling up her impressive rack
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French Fisting is Everything You WOuld Hope It Is
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Who Remembers Masturbating to Daisy Fuentes
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl and Her Big Tits in Her Underwear…..
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Some Homemade Porn Videos
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Some Party Girls Getting Nice and Crazy
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Party Girls Alway Put Out are Worth Getting Punched by a Bouncer
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BONUS THAT ISN’T A BONUS – MILEY SINGING HER NEW SONG BADLY WHILE ACTING RETARDED WITH HER UGLY FACE IN HER NEW LOW BUDGET VIDEO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

01

Jul

RIP MOTHERFUCKER the Ruslana Korshunova Edition

So this may be old news, Supermodel Ruslana Korshunova killed herself by jumping off the 9th floor of her Manhatten apartment yesterday afternoon. They say that it could have something to do with the Russian mob because they are fucking crazy, but it is most likely a suicide from a broken heart. Every Russian that I have ever met has always been a little off, I always blamed communism and the everyman is the working class, with rationed bread, poor living conditions, state issued clothes that everyone wore, like being raised in some kind of prison, but I never went to Russia and it was all speculation. They always seemed willing to hurt other people, but never themselves.

Now I don’t know this chick, but she was fucking successful and maybe she was taken away from her family too young, or maybe she couldn’t adapt to going from a life in hell and poverty to a life of Glizt and Glamor, while all she really anted was her her mother’s home cooked Borshch, but put up with the day to day shit of being a model to not let her family who she was sending her money back home to. Maybe it was drugs or too much pressure on herself or maybe it was a broken heart. But Russians are known to strong and to have no emotions are are too busy getting the job done, training for olympic sports, modeling or doing eveything in their power to get the fuck out of Russia like becoming mail order brides and you’d think that Ruslana was living the dream, but I guess sometimes the only way to stop the demons in your head or your unhappiness is off yourself. Suicide is for pussies, and it’s pretty fuckin’ sad especially when it’s a a beautiful successful girl who had her life ahead of her, and the cast of The Hills or some fat chick who is sad because no one really cares about, because the world has enough fat chicks and can do with one less.

Either way, I feel like I have lost one of my own, not because I am a model, but because I like to masturbate to picture of models. Ruslana Korhunova, RIP Motherfucker.

Geraldo stayed classy by airing footage of her dead body because dude will do anything to get people watching his shit:

Posted in:Dead|RIP Motherfucker|Ruslana Korshunova