My wife busted out the photoalbum this weekend to show me a glimpse of her past that I never really knew, because I am too self absorbed to care. She complained about me not giving her any attention, so I figured it was the least I could do to get her off my back.
When she started going through vacation pics from the 90s with her first husband and father of my stepdaughters, I saw that in every picture of him, dude had herpes all over his fucking mouth. Now, I never caught herpes from my wife, that I know of, mainly because I try to fuck her unless I have to and that usually happens when she pretty much rapes me and spikes my drink with viagra, and I assume she only busts a move when the coast is fucking clear, because when I asked her if she ever made out with him in that condition, she said yes and when I asked if he ever went down on her in that condition, she said yes, so when I asked her if she had herpes….she said yes.
t was great fucking news because it means I can now avoid her vagina all together and blame her for not telling me the truth when we first met around 10 years ago instead of conveniently not telling me until this past weekend. The lies that built the foundation of our union are working out in my favor and it’s time for a celebration. So here are my links….
Sluts Are As Good a Way As Any to Start Off Your Week
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Mischa Barton is the Topless Face of Some Ghetto Panty Company
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Vida Guerra Malibu Party
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Marisa Miller Leaves Little to the Imagination in this Months GQ
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Megan Fox is Now New and Improved Because She Dumped Brian-Austin Green
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Ashley Simpson’s Pregnant Pokies
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Glen Miller Sucks
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The 10 Hottest Bottle Blowjob Videos
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5 Most Awkward Kool Aid Ads
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Hayden Panettiere in Her Most Fuckable Postions Ever
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Pam Anderson Sluts Out for Her 41st Birthday of the Day
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Kanye West is Crying Again About Something or Another
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Use This to Get Sex, Because Getting Sex is Awesome and Something You Know Very Little About
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Drunk Redneck Gets His Ass Kicked and then Crys
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And That’s Why You Don’t Drink Tequila
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Find Girls to Fuck, BecauseIt’s Not Really Sex If You’re Alone
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Mila Kunis and Elisha Cuthbert Gallery
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Moron Showing Off Crashes his Motorcycle
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Meet the Lovely Audrey
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Teen Lisa Enjoys The Sun
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Hot Blonde with a Great Rack. Nuff Said
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Jeisa Chiminazzo Lookin’ Good Half Naked
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Nicole Richie Possibly Thrown Out Of Club
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The Sluts from the Hills Celebrate the 4th of July
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Madonna Stole and Brainwashed Alex Rodriguez, Says Wife
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Striptease of the Day
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The Best Porn Out There, From a Guy Who Does Nothing But Watch Porn
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Gorgeous Brunette Jaime Hammer
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Girl Cracks Head on Pavement
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Dani Woodword Gallery
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Gemma Garrett – Bikini Pics From Spain
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Least Shocking News Item of the Day. Seriously
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The Girls of the Island of Ivory
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Chuck Norris Will Kill You
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Public Access Dance
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Ruby Knox at Home
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Halle Berry is Photo Shooting
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Aniston Misses Jolie Feud, Starts Fight with Kimbo Stewart
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Fireworks Alarm Clock
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Tara Reid is Looking Rougher By the Day
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Oprah and Gayelle Take On Italy With Their Big Lesbian TIts and Stomachs…
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And Now, The Best Bikini Ever Made
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Stripper Sluts Get It On in Public
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Pick Handcuff Locks Next Time You Get Arrested
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Some Groping on the Chinese Subway
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JASMIN ST CLAIRE HAS ONE SUPER-FINE ASS … AND SHE WANTS TO RIDE YOU LIKE
A HARLEY DAVIDSON!
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Poll of the Day – Who Do You Wanna Fuck
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Top 10 Hip Hop Vixens
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Genital Mutilation Ad – Because It’s Not Just For Africa Anymore
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Wimbeldon’s Winner Rafael Nada’s Girlfriend in a Bikini
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The Mini Me Sex Tape Star Reveals Some Intimate and Creepy Details of their Sex Life
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Details of the First Gyno Vagina Spa
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Naked Chick Squatting
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Asian Vagina
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Some Big Natural Tits and Their Vaginas
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Some Fetish Lookin’ Nudity
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Naked Asian Tits and Porn
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Some Chick Posing Sexy in What Looks Like an Amateur Photoshoot
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Some Hot Black Ass and Big Ol Nippled Tits….
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Public Sex Club Let’s You Live Vicariously Through Real Exhibitionists
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BONUS – THESE GIRLS ARE DRUNK AND EASY IF YOU’RE IN ED HARDY
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