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2022

12

May

Sabrina Carpenter Ass of the Day

Sabrina Carpenter was born in 1999, so it’s not perverted to jack off to her, you know, when they’re porn in 2003, you’re walking on that thin line of pervert, but by 23 years old, they’ve been railed enough in their lives, especially in her career of entertainment. These girls fuck….but then again..all girls fuck…it’s not the 90s.

Realistically, if she got her start young enough, which she did, she was probably railed enough by her 18th birthday….but maybe the sexualization of young girls in Hollywood, “How bad do you want it”….pressure from the parents to get that fame validation they need to feel like their womb did good…and it’s all pretty fucking twisted.

Staring at her ass, at 23 years old, is not perverted, it’s what she wants you to do, that’s why she posted that shit on the internet. SO GIVE HER WHAT SHE WANTS.

It was apparently her birthday yesterday, oh how far she’s gone and how much she’s accomplished at her tender young age of 23…..

Her origin story is youtube at 10, responsible parents, obviously…just put your little kid out to the ether of shit on the internet…..then she didn’t even win a Miley Cyrus singing contest, but I guess impressed them enough to be here showing your ass like a low level prostitute on the internet, while being rich and famous and shit…the way Disney, her handlers….LIKE it.

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2022

12

May

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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The most important thing to ask yourself about asshole behind thong is whether the thong is too small to cover the asshole, or whether the asshole is too big to be covered by a thong that would traditionally cover the average sized asshole, as you’d imagine they’d do market research on this to find the sweet spot in thong width to give the most coverage on an asshole. It’d be a research job I wish I was involved in, since I love assholes, they are the window to the fucking soul and the confirmation that you’re getting the full picture of a bitches nakedness…..I guess I should have done math and sciences, so that I could be out there measuring assholes, which I pretty much already do..but without any of the tools…MY TONGUE IS MY RULER…..

TRUST THE SCIENCE…

THAT MEANS IT IS WORKING…

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2022

12

May

Rita Ora Titty Top of the Day

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Rita Ora is 31, so her tits are really on the cusp of rotting the fuck out. Her dreams of being a popstar, which she was able to almost be all those years ago, are starting to disappear….it’s the slow rot….but as a pervert, I’ll stare at her big tits for as long as she’s showing them….I’ll likely be dead long before she is, but if I am not, I’ll definitely still look at the tits she’s used as her biggest marketing hook to make herself matter in a shitty industry….they feel like old friends at this point…

The Kosovo refugee, who had a famous in Kosovo filmmaker grandfather, just made it to the UK as political refugees, before becoming the famous for fucking a Kardashian, the brother Rob….paving the way to be LA famous for the tits…while pretending to make music on the side…

Whatever works, and as far as I’m concerned, tits get hits, they are great marketing hooks and if you have em, use em….but we don’t need to tell Rita that, she’s basically just a walking tit at this stage in her always showing off her tits for attention career…

I like it.

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2022

12

May

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I was just going on about how I am all about ass, not about tits, but that that titty drops had to drop and like all self resepecting men, I go into a state of comatose I blame on being genetically coded to suck tit, I almost wrote suck dick, that’d be the worst freudian slip, imagine people thought I was gay, what would that do to my reputation of being a grown ass man with a titty blog about celebs that no one reads, like some kind of teen girl, talking shit on Selena Gomez because she’s no longer with Justin Bieber…..

What I am getting at is that if I was gay, I’d be gay, and still probably love big monstrous, pillow-like, soothing, friendly, sometimes scary and heavy looking, hormones in the foods, how do those tits even make sense…TITS…

Because tits are great, and titty drops are a vehicle or game to get to see the tits, and that alone saves fucking lives, or at least is a solid distraction for the titty lovers out there which is basically EVERYONE…cuz tits are great, even when they are not titty drops are better…

But I stil prefer a tight fit body over a set of tits, but if the tight fit body has tits…FUCK yes.

Titty Drops ….for you fucking losers.

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2022

12

May

Kendall Jenner Cameltoe of the Day

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I’ve heard a bunch of rumors that the satanic Kardashian family who you know are destroying, or have destroyed society with their trashy take on wealth and excess, shamelessness, doing anything for money….and all that other garbage….positioned Kendall Jenner as a girl at a young age, when she was really a boy…

Maybe it was strategic, maybe it was just part of the satanic agenda of inverting the truth and basically trolling all of us….

It’d be pretty unfortunate if that was true, only because she’s the hottest they have to offer and since they’ve become pop culture overlords that destroyed the sanctity of pop culture by making it all about their disgusting, gross, really UGLY fucking selves….tricking hot girls to jack up their face for the muppet porn star who was raped by her family as a child too many times, only to develop a severe drug addiction, only to end up looking 50 at 25, forced to fill in that sunken in face of despair.

So whether the deep voiced, tall and thin Kendall is actually porn with balls, whether her pussy is actually her pussy, and not some sort of insert they actually sell on AMAZON and that got my AMAZON affiliate that made me 1000 dollars in a WEEK, but that they NEVER paid me on…because they cancelled me….or whether her pussy is a test run for BRUCES, or a model pussy for Bruces to look like it would if it was created in nature…..the fact remains that the Kardashians are the worst our society has to offer and I fucking hate everything about them….EVEN THE CAMELTOES.

AND YOU SHOULD TOO!

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2022

12

May

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I’ve loved tanlines since my first cheesy glamor model poster purchased at the mall record store in the 90s….It was a line up of hot asses in thongs, all rocking aggressive tan lines, I guess that even at a young age, I was more about the ass than the tits, even though society didn’t even tell us to pay attention to the asses, and dumpy and lame inverted asses made it to the top, thanks to their tits….

I didn’t think I had a tanline fetish, but I do now, and I blame this Tanline Thursday post where I stare at the tanlines and come up with clever things once, to repeat weekly, like that TANLINES ARE NATURES HIGHLIGHTER.

The reality is, I think the tanline makes me feel good because it’s from nature, a gift from the ever powerful sun that our life DEPENDS on….it’s a sign that these girls get off the computer for a minute, that they stop staring at themselves in the mirror like the narcissists they all are….and that they go out and get that vitamin D and messaging downloaded by the sun.

I pretend that these girls have legit sun tan lines, not chemical tan lines from staining their skin…that they think is healthier because they are convinced the sun causes cancer, when it’s all the shit you put on yourself and in yourself that causes the fucking cancer, you idiots…

It[‘s the internet and you can pretend anything you want, like that the vitamin D they actually need is your D…..

LOL….

Good one…

That’s totally what they need..

You fucking Loser.

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2022

12

May

Short Skirt Booty Positioning and Other Videos of the Day

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TikTok Bikini Dances

Extreme Makeover

Titty Bikini

Big Bikini Tits

Some Athletics Ass

Taking the Shot – Making Familiar Facs

Hot in Bed

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2022

12

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Welcome to 1984, the land of the ministry of truth…..of misinformation and disinformation even if both those things aren’t actually accurate, it doesn’t matter because they told you so….

The people have their sights on Twitter, a site basically no one but a bunch of nerds and bots use, that in no way manipulates the ecosystem of society, it’s just NOT that influential, but a great distraction when they throw DEMON Musk in the mix to further deepen the diversion but the real thing you should be scared of is GOOGLE….the machine that runs their algo’s through websites to decide who sees what…..the machine that runs youtube an decides who can bee seen…..the machine that reads all your emails….the machine that decides what ads you see on basically 99 percent of websites…..sure FB is bullshit in it’s own right, but you can escape Facebook…while GOOGLE is the fucking internet and if you’re not on their team, you don’t fucking exist, or they fucking starve you out…..by blocking your sites, de-prioritizing you, it’s a mafia man….

Welcome to the new internet where you can’t talk anything they don’t want you to talk about…..but since I have no traffic and literally NO ads, the site makes NO moeny and YOU don’t send me subscription money every month to support me in what I do….allowing me to create big things like DrunkenStepfather feature films….the NEW HOLLYWOOD…starring Lindsay Lohan we hope…..

But yeah, the misinformation police are going to be a bunch of computers that don’t understand context or tone, so if you write something sarcastic about anything they don’t want you to, mr computer police man will decide that’s MISINFORMATION and they’ll show up in vans.

Luckily, I can say shit like vaccines are poison, covid vaccines are gene therapy and they are trying to kill you, if you can’t point out Ukraine on the map you should probably not have their flag, and abortion is fucking baby killing that they only push because they don’t want you having babies because you aren’t them.

THE LAST BASTION of FREE SPEECH on the Internet is DRUNKENSTEPFATHER. Hilarious.

There are psychopaths out there, maybe you are one of them, but those psychopaths took us from self sufficient homesteaders with no income tax, who protected our land and families with guns…and made us these pod living robot minds fighting with each other over a screen…..WHAT a scam you all bought into….and I for one know it’s not the fucking life any of us should want….

BUT blind yourself with tits, I know I do….cuz TITS are great.

Trish Stratus Tit Ready for Summer
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Madonna’s Weird Pussy Tree NFT
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Carly the Titty Model on the Streets
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A Rod and his Slut
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Selena Gomez Apologizes
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Lenny The Chef Lizard Gets A Fancy Breakfast!
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People are Paying 30k to See Depp/Heard Trial
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Worst Driving Ever
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Take a Break from the Grind
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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2022

11

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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The truth is my passion, my hobby and my woman. The truth has the tightest cunt around. You should try it sometime, it will be a nice change from that sloppy whore wife of yours…or if you don’t have a wife….than that whore mom of yours…

I actually don’t give a fuck about the truth and I have no passions or hobbies besides looking at nude pics of random whores….which is hardly a passion….but I figured I could pretend to be virtuous for a minute since everyone else around is a delusional fuck…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Izabel Goulart is Hot Bodied
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Gigi Hadid in a One Piece
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Paige Spiranac Names the Mahomes Family as the Worst Three Follows on Social Media
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Jenna Dewan Pokies in the Mirror
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Guess Who is Playing Josephine Baker in the Movie
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Eiza Gonalez is Hot in V Mag
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Chloe Bennett in Black and White
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Draya Michele Big Cleavage
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Rowan Blanchard See Through Dress
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Selma Blair on her Alcholism in new Memoir
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Universal Language
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People are paying up to 30k to Get in the Deep Trial
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Analysts Don’t Think Brady will Retire After Next Season
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The Most Expensive License Plate System in the World is in Dubai
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Pranking Animals with Mirrors
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Jessica Hawkins is a Crazy Driver
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Dakota Fanning’s Bikini Top
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Timberwolves Guard D’Angelo Russell and His Model Girlfriend Laura Ivaniukas Bikini Pregnancy Reveal worth a Look
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Plasma Explodes in Slo Mo
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Nokia VS iphone Liquid Nitrogen Challenge
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Swan Fails
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Ireland Baldwin Boucning Around on Ig
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Model Eating Pizza in the Tub
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Abandoned Baby Rhino is BFF with a Zebra
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The Man Who Survived Everest Avalanche
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Young Thug Arrested
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Very Nude Russian Model
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The Dolphins Get Roasted for Posting a Video of Tua Tagovailoa Underthrowing Tyreek Hill
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5 Bad Landings
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The Sherpa in Action
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Jessie Jane Decker Lost her Bikini Top
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TAKE A BREAK WITH THIS COOL PRODUCT
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Hilary Duff Nude in a Magazine
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Sophie Turner in a Sheer Top to Bra
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Selena Gomez in NYC
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Dua Lipa in Concert
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Liz Hurley in a Slut Dress
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Chantel Jeffries Bikinis
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Emmy Rossum Boring and Ugly But With Cleavage
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Lili Reinhart Photoshoot
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Amanda Seyfried in a Photoshoot
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Dua Lipa in a Photoshoot
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Eiza Gonzalez in a Photoshoot
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Olivia Ponton in a Photoshoot
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Pam Anderson – Old and Dirty in a Sheer Top
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Nicolette Sheridan in a Sheer Dress
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Sydney Sweeney in a Campaign
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Zoe Salanda Overdressed in Miami
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From stepSMUT!!

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Fuck the Bike Seat
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Throwback Emrata Nude
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Monster Tits
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Bed Squirts
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Amazing Body Girl
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Dat Ass
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Dildo Throat Fuck
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Slum Fights
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Naked Maxine
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Amateur Anal
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Juicy Pussy
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Pussy Pass Denied
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Ass and Pussy
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6 Public Acts that Make You a Whore
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Fake Ass on the Beach
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Fem Dom in Nature
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Good Golly Big Boob Molly
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Girls Fuck
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Squirt girl
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Lesbian Workout
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Jet Ski Hand Job
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Janessa Cosplay
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Huge Dildo
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Aleida Nude
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This Fetish Makes me Sick
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Luana Slips Out of Bikini
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Clear Chair Dildo Fuck
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Grip the Dildo
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Hot Skinny Pussy Spreader
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BOOTY
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Big Colorful Weird Dildo
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Anal Orgasm
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Tentacle Dildo
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2022

11

May

Erika Fernandes from the Pregnant Man Ad of the Day

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I saw some CALVIN KLIEN ad that is obviously trying to push the boundaries with diversity and inclusivity, to maximize profit off people with things like gender dysmorphia issues, but hey, it’s trendy and the old Queen Calvin needs to have another run at the money..I guess the agenda is fucking real….SO left and inclusive we’re all going to become demonic.

For the record, I was more into them pushing the skinny heroin CHIC shit in the 90s, featuring Kate Moss and other skinny babes, back when they knew what mattered…drugs and starvation. WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG?

I figured I’d do a deeper dig on the female in the pregnant man part of the clickbait, exploitative campaign they put out to be edgy…..

Her name is Erika Fernandes, she’s married to Roberto who you’ll see in some of the pics as the pregnant man…..

They are from Brazil, so obviously and the question is whether Erika was born Erik, since we know Roberto was born Roberta….wouldn’t that be a trip!

Is it a man and woman who both swapped out their genders for a future of Calvin Klein ads, or is it a girl and a girl who became a man, it’s all so nutty but also hilarious and we know the answer…..

It’s it’s weird, but when you have a hard bodied, fake looking alt model with bolt ons from Brazil and pregnant man on the other, it’s too weird to ignore…..and you already know the answer…which is of course she’s got a dick….or had a dick, it was 2017….a wilder time.

This is 2017……

The crazy thing is that her IG story is her breast feeding their baby on her fake tit, despite having a dick….yes….she is a born man, who lives life as a woman and she’s with a born woman, who lives her life out as a man, and they have penis in vagina sex, it’s just the wrong one has the penis and vagina….assuming she didn’t get the chop…which I’m not.

The real question is whether she’s a Kardashian and where the OnlyFans is, because she’s got the right look, doesn’t she….

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