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2008

20

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I write about celebrities everyday because it is easy and I am not a very ambitious person. It’s like right in front of my face all the time but I don’t actually give a fuck and I didn’t realize that people actually do give a fuck about celebrities until last night. Sure, I knew they people liked laughing about shit going on in their lives, but I didn’t know that people followed there lives. I met 2 girls at a party who had matching dice tattoos and told me that they got that shit in honor of Britney and K-Fed. I had no idea that Britney and K-Fed had matching dice tattoos even though I absorb myself in this shit daily. They went on to tell me gossip about John Mayer liking golden showers, Keanus Reeves’ baby momma dying in a car accident and went on and on for hours. I was drunk and listening, and by listening I mean staring at their tits and that’s when I realized that I am actually a hack and people are fucking losers for caring about this shit and I am a fucking loser at everything but at least I can sleep well at night knowing that I have the longest daily link dump on the internet. Here it is.

Free Live Sex Show….
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Rio Girls Have Crazy Asses in this Video
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Funny Airline CEO Says Business Class Will be Beds and Blowjobs Cuz He’s Trying to Stay Competitive.
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Tila Tequila Looks Hot in a Tight Purple Dress
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Britney Spears Still Looks Pregnant
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100 Impersonations That Are Amazing
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Amelle Berrabah Of The Sugababes Has A Pantyhose Upskirt
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The 10 Best After School Specials
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This Ones for the Gays
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Hot Claudia Schiffer Photoshoot Video for Allure
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Top 10 Biggest Celebrity Breasts of All Time
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Let’s Travel Inside the Head of Tom Cruise for a Minute
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The 25 Sexiest Women in the World According to a Woman
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A crazy Story About A Man Who Found Gold in a Shitty Property He Bought – Check it Out
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Guess the Celebrity Cameltoe
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Laetitia Casta is All Types of Sexy
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Hillary Duff is a Mess
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Jamie Lynn Spears Has Officially Ruined Her Vagina
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To Catch a Super Predator – Super Mario
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Some Carrie Underwood Video to Masturbate To Because She Looks Distressed and We Like Girls in Distress
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Studio to Tom Cruise: Thanks, We’re Good!
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Make a Star Wars Storm Trooper Costume For Your Next Star Wars Convetion. Loser
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Skirt Prank Makes For Good Times
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Some Commercial That Freaked Me The Fuck Out
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The Great Office War
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Kirstie Alley Collapsed When She Weighed in at 240
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Some Unintentionally Dirty Candy
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Some College Sex Diary
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Jamie Lynn Spears’ Baby Daddy Has an Amazing Job
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The 8 Baddest Women in Sports
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These Kids are Off to a Bad Start
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Some Really Weird Aids Prevention Ads, Not that You Need Them, Aids is the Last Thing You’ll Die Of…
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Crazy is as Crazy Does
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Alessandra Ambrosio Gallery
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More Porn Than Ever I Know What to Do With
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And That’s Why You Don’t Play With Fire
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Moli Takes it Off at the Beach
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Glamour Girl Peach Wants to Show You Her Peach
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Tropical Thunder Viral Video Isn’t Too Viral But Still Funny As Hell
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Anne Hathaway Actually Looks Kind of Hot For Once
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Danielle Lloyd Takes Her Tits Out For a Night on the Town
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Bikini’s, Toplessness and General Nakedness
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Lulu is a Sex Bomb
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Now THAT’S What I Call a Body Guard I Want to Fuck
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I Wanna Punch AC Slater in the Face
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Luna Turns Her Webcame on in the Morning
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Topless Celebs Throwback
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Which Ass Would You Tap
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Lisa Van Allen Is PRetty Pissed Off That R-Kelly Got Off the Pedo Charges, And She’s Not Afraid to Say It
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Krystall Forscutt is Hot
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Let’s Watch a Gecko Get Eaten By Ants
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Go Fuck Yourself
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Homemade Tank!!
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Adriana Lima Gets Sized For Her Ring – Your Fantasy Chances of Marrying Her Come to an End
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Sunny Lane Looks Like the WHore She Is
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Bathroom Spycams Gross Even Me Out, But Here Are Some Anyways
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Maxine Knows How to Get the Job Done
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Suburban Amateurs
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Erotic Photography of Some Chick
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS AND HELP SUPPORT MY DRINKING CUZ I AM STRUGGLIN’ HERE

Use This to Get Sex, Because The Old Fashion Way Obviously Isn’t Working OUt For You
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Sluts Who Know How to Do Things Right
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Find Girls To Fuck, Because Sex is More Exciting When There’s a Chick
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BONUS:
It’s Christmas In July….Or June I Guess
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

19

Jun

Marla Maples in a Bikini of the Day

So Marla Maples is on some Phoebe Price, Bai Ling, Heidi Montag kick where she gets press for being in a bikini because she pays the paparazzi to take pictures of her bouncing around like some kind of jackass and I find it offensive, not because she’s a tight bodied old lady trying to show off all the hard work she’s been putting into herself because she has nothing better to do while sitting on piles of Trump money, but because I have a hard enough time getting out of a chair and this nimble athletic wallet fucker is just mocking me….

Posted in:Bikini|Marla Maples

2008

19

Jun

Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee Get Coffee Together of the Day

You know those who get Aids together stay together because having to tell your new partner about your ailment is more embarrassing than the time I shat the bed at a girl’s house like I was in Trainspotting only without the heroin and without the parents in the morning. It was just one of those, I have to fart situation that ended really fucking messy, but only because she was giving me a blowjob at the time. I feel like that is the one time in my life, she would have rather heard that she was suckin on a Aids dick, instead of being smeared with feces, but other than that rare circumstance, it’s a pretty obvious killjoy.

Either way, Pam and Tommy are out on a coffee date, they both looked haggard as fuck and aging hasn’t worked out so amazing for them, I guess they could be out talking about the kids, but what I do know is that Pam Anderson makes a serious point about having sex after every date and that’s why no matter what they are doing together, they are ending the day with a fuck and that’s because Pam Anderson is a whore….a busted up whore…but still a whore.

Posted in:Coffee|Pam Anderson|Tommy Lee

2008

19

Jun

Tera Patrick at some High Times Party of the Day

Tera Patrick is on the cover of High Times magazine, that can be found in News Stands Nationwide today, if you’re into shitty quality magazine that you only support because in some weird way you think you are supporting your cause as a pot head or some shit, like smoking weed is a fucking subculture that needs a fucking magazine, with girls in it and tips on how to grow shit, well the truth is that you’d have to be fucking high to find this Tera Patrick slut hot. She looks worse than most tranny whores I see and it looks like bitch swallowed her fucking chin along with a couple of gallons of cum. If you’re not high and digging these pictures than you are gay and there’s nothing wrong with being gay but there is something wrong with being straight and attracted to this disgusting mess in her shitty lingerie that makes her clown lookin’ face more like it belongs in a circus, and less like it belongs in my fantasies.

Posted in:Hightimes|Slut|Tera Patrick

2008

19

Jun

Rachel Bilson in Her White Dress of the Day

Everyone is freaking out over how tight bodied Rachel Bilson is. It’s called cocaine and you can get there too, all you need is a 40 bag habbit a day. The reason I know this is because she was in Montreal fucking Zach Braff because she obviously has no self respect while filming that shitty movie about the Last Kiss and she was out in clubs everynight ripping lines and if I am wrong she can sue me and if she sues me, I will be more than happy to go to court but not as happy as you would be because getting that close to someone who touched Darth Vader’s penis is like a god to you, because you are a fucking loser.

Posted in:Rachel Bilson|White Dress

2008

19

Jun

Matthew McConaughey is Drunk of the Day

A reader recently reached out and told me that they wanted some Matthew McConaughey news, I didn’t really know why but assumed it was because the reader was a poofter and into dudes and wanted some pics to get of to because he thought McConaughey had a rockin’ bod or some shit, so I told the motherfucker that I don’t want no faggots ’round here and tied him to the back of a pick-up truck like he was a black dude from the south and drove for 18 miles. I am just kidding, I only went 10 miles, but dude won’t be asking me for no faggot pictures anymore.

I know I should have taken the jock approach to gay bashing where you fuck the dude up the ass senseless hoping to fuck some sense into him because we all know that when you fuck a dude up the ass to teach him what being a faggot’s all about, it means you’re no faggot but just a teacher, despite how gay the act of fucking a man up the ass is.

Either way, I don’t know where I am going with this, but I am not actually a gay hater, I was just talking craziness, if anything I am an honorary gay because I write about celebrities, I don’t fuck my wife and I have great taste in colors and here is Matthew McConaughey wasted and having an amazing time in Central America doing what I do best without the obesity, anger, puke covered shirt or fingers inside an unsuspecting passed out whore.

All while leaving his pregnant maid back at home because you can’t give her preferential treatment just for letting you plant seed in her, the other maids will revolt and then no one would be there to cook dinner, clean the Air Stream or do the laundry….

Posted in:Drunk|Matthew McConaughey

2008

19

Jun

Andie McDowell’s Daughter has Facebook of the Day

Her name is Rainey Qualley and it sounds like something Muslim and like she’s going to fly her airplane into my house or like some kind of Hip Hop name, like back when I used to throw down a few freestyles on the street corner and went by the name Drippy Rattler, it was the late 80s and no one took me seriously so I quit, but I could have been the next Fresh Prince but less wholesome, but I guess that’s got nothing to do with the real truth about Rainey Qualley and that her parents are a bunch of Dirty Hippie Model Faggots who thought calling their kid Rainey was so representative of the condition of our world and because she was conceived on a rainy night in a field during the winter solstice or some shit. Again, I could be wrong.

The truth is that people are talking about her and trying to find more info out on her, I didn’t bother pulling in the research but by the looks of it she is about 18, she’s not all that hot considering both her parents were models, and goes against my theory that good lookin’ people make ugly babies, because in not being all that hot she’s not all that ugly either.

Her pictures or dull, she seems dull, she looks like she does well in school, plays the piano and on crazy nights she eats 2 bags of microwave popcorn with her fat ugly friends. She looks like she’s popular with the boys, unless that’s just one boy and I look forward to seeing this slut in training make the move to being a slut in action. Sometimes, they need the training wheels and sometimes they don’t.

If she’s not 18, someone email me so I can take it down and not get sued or arrested for some crazy American law that says you can’t write or talk about someone who isn’t 18.

Bonus – here she is with her mother in the event you have no idea who Andie McDowell is (like me)

Posted in:Andie McDowell|Rainey Qualley

2008

19

Jun

Interview With a Girl Who Is Suing VIctoria Secret for a Dangerous Thong of the Day

So this fat whore is suing Victoria’s Secret for a dangerous thong because everyone in America likes to sue for the stupidest fucking reasons in hopes of makin’ a couple bucks. The truth is that this whore just doesn’t realize how fat she is and throws on a pair of underwear that is too small for her and the shit isn’t designed to be strong enough to withstand that kind of abuse and explodes, almost putting out her eye. I don’t think the company who made or designed that shit should be liable for some fat girl in denial. I hear her next lawsuit is against the chair manufacturer who didn’t make a folding chair she sat on at a wedding strong enough to withstand her weight and then she’ll be suing Krispy Kreme and Popeye Chicken and Carl’s Jr for being the real culprit in this whole stupid mystery.

Watch her interview, bitch seems like she’s on crack and gives reason to girls everywhere to go commando because no only will you accidentally flash perverts like me, but you’ll also save your eye.

Posted in:Lawsuit|Thong|Victoria's Secret

2008

18

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I saw a tranny in daylight, while sitting on the streets doing nothing with some dude I met in a donut shop and we were checking out girls together. It’s what you do when you have no money and no place to go. One fake titty bitch walked by with her huge fake tits and the dude I was with started freaking out, it was pretty disgusting crackwhore lookin’ mess but I let it slide, some people like the cheaper version of Pam Andersion. I told the dude to check out this mess with these broad shoulders who was walking towards us. I could tell she was in the tightest mini skirt ever, but when she got closer, I saw penis definition, looked at her face and saw an Adam’s apple. Now I don’t know about you, but when I see dick definition in a tight miniskirt, and an Adam’s Apple, I get pretty turned the fuck off, but the dude I was with started freaking out at this dude dressed like a chick like she was fuckin’ Michael Jackson and her was some Girl about to get trampled at a concert in ’88 in Japan. No matter how much I tried, I couldn’t convince he dude that we just saw a tranny, but I know we did and I don’t have a picture to prove it – but I do have these links:

Some Classy Girls Who Won’t Say No….
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Nicole Richie Looks All Sorts of Not Hot at Some Event I Didn’t Bothing toGet the Name Of
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Fantasy Football, Redefined
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Danielle Lloyd Hot Cleavage
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Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard Should Just Start Their Own Magazine Like Oprah, But with Tits
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China Chow is Topless
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Whoose Boobs the Bikini Edition
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Ten Hottest Female Golfers.
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Megan Good is The Hottest Video Vixen Ever
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Granny Gets Her Rave On
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Some Busty Slags From Myspace
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Japanese How To Let’s You Know If You’re a Prostitute or Not
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Tyra Banks is an Idiot, But Here’s Some Good Photos of Her From When She Used to Be Seen and Not Heard
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Bulls versus Humans
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Pania Rose is Just Plain Sexy
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Using this Will Make Getting Sex Easy
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Amy Winehouse is Pretty Much Dying
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How To: Dance Like Michael Jackson
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Ingrid Coronado Knows How to Show Off
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Denise Van Outen is in Her Bikini
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Rachel Bilson and Her Short Dress Go Shopping
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Some Nip Slips in Bond Movies
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Some Porn Star Named Alexis Amore Guest Bartending at a Bar in Cali….
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The Best Shit At Harriet Carter This Week….Amazing.
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Some Jean Company is Copying American Apparely and Showing Ass in their Ads…
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O-Face or Tyra Show Face
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Some Google Chat Left Open in the School Library about Hookin’ Up for Head
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Pictures of Austrian WOmen Streak to Victory in a Topless Match
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How-To that will help you get laid at a wedding.
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Cuffing The Chicks At Hooters Car Wash
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Environmentally Friendly Beer Pong
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Watch the Hilary CLinton Pillow Fight VIdeo
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The Hottest Female Reporter on the Planet
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Some Bathroom Art
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Alba Hated Working With Mike Myers because he’s a Bigger Cunt than She is (pre-pregnancy, post pregnancy cunt is on a whole other level )
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The Gold State Warriors Girls in Some Personal Pictures
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Dustin Brown from the NHL Shows His Hockey Stick..
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Hilary Duff Just Did Pilates
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Drunk Girl Rants Like an Idiot
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Huge Tire Versus Kid
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because You Can’t Be a Virgin Forever
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400 Pound Girl Wins Fight No Problem
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In Honor of the EURO CUP, Here’s Some Naked Bitches Playing Futbol
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Zdenka Podkapova is on the Rocks
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Aladdin and Princess Jasmine Call it Quits
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Looks Jewy While Shopping
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The Best Porn You Can Find on the Net
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!!!KNIGHT RIDERS KITT WAS FOR SALE AND I MISSED IT!!!!
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Amateur Striptease of the Day
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Aveena Lee Strips Down for the Camera
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Now That’s What I Call an Ass
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Mom Caught Masterbating

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Bai Ling is Just Plain Fucking Weird
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More Japanese Weirdness
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Play With Your Food
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Corina in the Flowers
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Angelina Boob Slip Throwback
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PLAY NES THROUGH FIREFOX!!!
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Matthew McConaughey Gets a Good Load on in Nicaragua
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Hanoi Traffic Timelapse
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Gay Zombies Are Rising from the Dead
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David Letterman Owns Spencer Pratt and It Is the Best Shit Ever
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Sluts That Are Worth Talking To, Because They Get Naked
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Office Lady Masterbation
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Latina Movie Club is Everything You Want From Ladies South of the Border
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Girl and Her Nasty Dumpy Ass
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Some Fat Chick Shows Off her Big Fat Tits and Pussy
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Some Black Chick Shows Some Nipple
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Some Asian Chick and Her Self Shot Pics
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Montreal Sluts at Places I Never Bother to Go
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

18

Jun

The Good Charlotte Sister’s Lie to the Media of the Day

I hate whatever these guys represent. People who know them personally always seem to say good things about them, but I just don’t see the appeal of fake rockstars with fake suburban mall tattoos who make bad music. But to each there fuckin’ own, even if the fatter of the sisters wants to be fuckin’ Paris Hilton, despite how HIV Positive that experience is, I guess it’s less offensive than when he used to suck off his brother off in the crib. Here they are lying to the media about how happy they are to close out the night….

Posted in:Good Charlotte Sister