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2008

03

Jun

Hayden Panettiere Gets Knocked Down by the Paparazzi of the Day

Here’s something I didn’t think was physically possible, Hayden “the tank” Panettiere got knocked the fuck down by the paparazzi and I was a little surprised considering bitch is built like a fucking tank. Then again, I also never expected a little airplane crash to take down a the World Trade Center, a building designed to withstand that sort of impact, so I guess I’m not much of a physicist. The good news is that Hayden is fine, but the little kid she landed on died shortly after arriving to the hospital. The official release said that the girl got hit by a fucking train while playing hopscotch on the tracks, but I think they are just spinning the story because Hayden’s PR people don’t want her to look like some kind of murderer since that kind of publicity has a tendency to ruin careers.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Knock Down|Paparazzi

2008

02

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I got in a fight today with my wife because we never do anything romantic, so I went into my box of sex toys some company sent me that I think could be defective and tried to attack her with them as she napped. I didn’t try to shove them in her or anything, for fear of turning her on, instead I just smacked her across the face with a rubber 10 inch dildo and asked her if that’s what she meant. Unfortunately, she thought I was hitting on her, when I tried to explain that I was infact just hitting her, she still wanted to get down and dirty, so I just gave her the dildo and left the room, not because I am gay, but because it was disgusting and could have turned me gay. Running from the stench was the only way I could save myself.

So I pretty much had a lot of time to surf the net for links while she tried to make herself cum while sounding like she was going to die of a heart attack…she didn’t but here are A LOT of fucking Links…because my wife’s sex drive makes me fucking productive. Click them.

Someone’s Got Some Titty on Her Arm
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Some Spawn of the Devil Doing a Trick
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Ronald McDonald Clown Tits
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Jennifer Aniston Hard Nipples
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Britney Spears is Horny
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Christina Aguilera Shows Off her Mic Holding Techniques
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Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her Older, Haggard, Empty Wombed Single Face
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Top 10 Videos of People Catching on Fire
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Karima Adebibe is Dressed Up Like Lara Craft
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Drunk Girls of Myspace
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Caroline Trentini In a Bikini
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Mayra Veronica Joins the Family Business
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P-Diddy is Most Probably Fucking Cameron Diaz.
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Frasier Had a Heart Attack
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Human Slinky in Japan
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Power-Power-Power-Wheel! Power Makes it Go!!
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Ashley Olsen and Her Legs Go Out in Greenwich
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Give You Wrist a Break and Find a Girl to Fuck
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Kat Von D Trailer Trash at The Guys Awards
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Cougar Striptease of the Day
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I Wanna Punch This Phoebe Price Bitch in the Face After I Fuck Her….
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Kendra Wilkinson Half Naked With a Guitar
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Coldplay’s New Album Preview/Leak
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Some Interview With Jesse Jane Because Sometime When You Jerk Off to a Chick Fucking You Really Care About What She Has to Say
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Some Chicken Carcasses Fucking in an Ad
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Hollyoaks Girls Bouncing Around in Thongs
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Jamie Lynn Spears Buys a Trailer Trash Toolkit
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Denise Richards Calls a Chick a Cunt on Her Show Cuz She’s Crazy
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Duct Tape Bikini Contest Video
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Shauna Sand Is a Nice Slut and Takes Her Tits Out Shopping
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Tito and Jenna Jameson are BORING in Vegas
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Rumor Has it that Wayne’s World 3 May Happen Thanks to the Standing Ovation they Got at the MTV Awards
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Check Out the 24 Hour Bikini Marathon
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The Kimbo Slice Fight Where the Ear Gets Ripped Off
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Watch Living With Lohan Episode 2 in it’s Entirety.
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Megan Fox is Addicted to Sex
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Tracy Morgan was a Babershop Poster Boy
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The Real Genius Reason Why Angelina Was Falsely Reported of Having Had Given Birth Last Week That I Wish I Was Involved in….
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Top 10 Celebrity Farts Caught On Camera
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Some Funny – In Office Quitting Smoking Commericial
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Yves Saint Laurent is Dead
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Some Hot Agent Provocateur Captian Hat and Taped Nipple Video Photoshoot
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Italy’s Hot Politician’s Hot Nude Modeling Pics
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Some Retarded Live Chat Girl Musical
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New Playboy Babe Slut Nguyen
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Amazing Football Whores
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College Slag Flashes Tits in Class
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Tits or Udders? You Decide!
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Lisa Rinna May Have a Fish Face, but Man Her Body is Bangin’
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Some Stupid Tape Prank
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Universal Studios Almost Burned Down Over the Weekend
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Use This to Help Get Sex, Because Begging is Neer a Good Look
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And Now, The Best Idea Ever!
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Shauna Lee Hangs Out in Her Black Lingerie
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Audrina Patridge Topless Throwback
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Kurt Cobain’s Ashes Stolen; Courtney Love May Possibly Kill Herself
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Can We Just Find Out Whether The Messiahs Have Been Born Yet, Or What?
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These People Do Weird Things with Their Faces and Tounges
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Show Me Your Genitals!
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The Hogans Have No Shame
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Guitarist Bo Diddley dead at 79
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Girl Plays With Herself
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Lesbian Heatbreakers
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Finish Him!!
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Nicole Graves Gallery
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Get a Free Meal at Mcdonalds, Because You Are As Poor As I Am
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Japanese Vertical Soccer
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Some Hot Check Girl on Czech Public Transport Naked and In Her Underwear
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Kurt Corbain’s Ashes Were Stolen and Courtney Love May Kill Herself
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Web Cam Gals You Want to Get to Know
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Some Hot Chick Playing Around and Cockteasing Me With Her Tongue. This Deserves a Really Sexy Warning!
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SOME PORN SITE REVIEWS:

Ass Quakes
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Ripped Pantyhose
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Tug Job Queens
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Big Sophie
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Gangster, His Baby, His Guns and His Cock
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A Girl – Her Breasts and Her Vagina
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BONUS – CLUB SLUTS Now with MORE Awkward Making Out!


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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

02

Jun

Live Bloggin’ the MTV Movie Awards One Day Late of the Day

I am late on this, but that’s because I don’t have a TV so I didn’t bother watching it so my live blogging is more about how I sat at home and ate a bag of chips to myself because I have taken up emotional eating since I hate my life and it is the only thing that brings happiness. But here are a few pictures from the MTV Movie awards that I am sure were boring as fuck and remind me every year why I can’t stand famous people because they are full of shit and don’t make me laugh but think they are funny because everyone pays attention to them as they live their cushy lives on their piles of money in a false confidence that comes from constant approval – like the ugly chick who thinks she’s got it going on because she gives good head because she’s a good eater and all the dudes know that to get that good head all they need to do is send a text message asking for it and that’s a lot easier than actually trying to get your dick in a good looking girls mouth…Either way, here are some MTV Award pics that you’ve already seen.

Charlize Theron Because Despite Getting Old, Makes Me Want to Go to South Africa to Find Both A Younger Version and HIV

Audrina Patridge Because She Got on the List Because She is on an MTV Show and Not Because She’s Famous and I Like to Celebrate When People Trick the System….

Heidi Montag at the Event Because Only MTV Cares About Her

Lauren Conrad at the Event Because She’s an MTV Employee Too…..And Getting Into This Event is Like Going to Your Company Christmas Party But a Little more Upscale than the One Glass of Piss Wine you get at your Company Party…

Megan Fox because Everyone Likes Her Even Though I Know She’s a Fucking Loser….

Rumer Willis Because She Can’t Hide the Ugly No Matter How Hard She Tries….

Tila Tequila because She’s Got a Fake Reality Show on MTV Too….

Posted in:Live Bloggin'|Movie Awards|MTV

2008

02

Jun

Linda Hogan is Fucking a 19 Year Old of the Day

Linda Hogan found a replacement for her son who is currently in jail. The only thing that is better about her new 19 year old man in her life is that she can legally have sex with him and doesn’t have to keep it behind closed doors because almost everyone outside of backwoods Tampa Florida consider fucking your family wrong, so you’re better off finding a dude the same age as your son and looks like your son with long hair because people don’t frown on you.

This is probably a way better deal for Linda Hogan than it is for homeboy, but then again maybe her disgusting old lady body and sexual experience and drive fueled by knowing her husband has a younger model of her, will actually allow him to come to terms with his homosexuality because there is no way this dude likes pussy and is probably a hired actor in some publicity stunt.

But if it’s not, that the Hogans are rich trash trash and that being rich trash makes for a good fuckin’ time, because last time I checked, I am poor trash and the woman I am barely fucking is older and fatter than me and not some 19 year old slut who is my stepdaughter and to make things worse I had to return beer bottles I found in the garbage room in the building next door to be able to afford my 3 packs of Ramen noodles for a dollar.

Posted in:Craddle Robbing|Linda Hogan

2008

02

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Fighting the Wind at the MTV Movie Awards of the Day

Lindsay Lohan was offered 1,000,000 dollars from OK magazine to announce she’s a lesbian. Call me a sell out, but I’d get a sex change and suck a dick a day for the rest of my life for 1,000,000 dollars. I figure I hate fucking my wife anyway and my penis is pretty much already a vagina and I can afford to buy expensive moist toilettes to wipe my face down when the dick is done having it’s way with me. I guess I am just cheaper than Lohan and realize that 1,000,000 dollars probably isn’t much to her, but I also don’t give a fuck about what having a sex change or sucking dick for the rest of my life does to my career, I think it’s pretty clear I have no self-respect and don’t care what you think about me.

Either way, here’s Lohan’s potentially lesbian vagina covered in a hot pair of clean black underwear exposed as she fights with the wind, who turned out to be the biggest pervert at event because I wasn’t invited because no one takes me seriously, but if I was invited, I would have definitely put on a wig and a short skirt and finger-banged her because I hear she’s into that and don’t need to give her 1,000,000 dollars to find out.

On a side note, I will pay Ellen Page 2 dollars to admit she’s a lesbian, even though I already know the answer to that.

Posted in:Awards|Lohan|MTV|Panties|Upskirt

2008

02

Jun

Marissa Miller’s Got a Hot Body at the Spike Guy’s Choice Awards

I think this Marisa Miller girl is over-rated. I can’t really figure out what it is that I don’t like about her, I’m thinking her nose got broken in one of her fitness boxing classes or some shit because something that’s going on her face is throwing me of. I know she’s got a solid fuckin’ body and she reminds me of the link between hot bikini models and pornstars but since guys like her, here she is at some Guy’s Choice award for Spike TV, which last time I checked wasn’t a real network, so their award show is pretty much irrelevant.

Posted in:Guy's Choice|Marissa Miller

2008

02

Jun

Christina Aguilera and Her Retarded Big Tits of the

I know most dudes value a chick for the size of her tits, but I am just not that kind of objectifying superficial guy, because I value chicks on other things, mainly the condition of their pussies and I know that despite Aguilera having a rockin’ set of big fake tits, I just can’t fall into her manipulative trap not only because I hate fake tits, but because I know her pussy’s not doing so well considering the whole baby thing.

I guess the other thing I like about a girl is one that doesn’t look like some kind of bleached, haggard monster with blood stained lips but that’s usually something I can look past because it’s not gay to let a transexuals suck your dick, it’s only gay if they do it with their boner in their hand.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Fake Tits

2008

02

Jun

Audrina Patridge Shows Off her Panties of the Day

So useless Audrina is showing off her panties because she’s a whore who only values herself as something with tits and a pussy and is trying so hard to be the next big thing guys want to fuck and that’s ok by me because looking at Audrina and pretty much every girl I come across, all I see is something with tits and a pussy and for the most part they aren’t half as appealing as this nothing.

Truth is that she’s made her own way from her upper-middle class home all the way to MTV where she makes her own money and has become a useless celebrity when all she ever really dreamed about or wanted was to be in Playboy and have the Bunny Stamp of approval on her fake tits and now her dream is that much closer to coming true.

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Panties

2008

02

Jun

Kendra Wilkinson’s Got Underwear on her Head of the Day

Here’s some Kendra Wilkinson drunk with a pair of Lakers Underwear on her head, because when you are a slut and you love a team and support a team, you keep their logo next to your used up weathered pussy because it’s the only way to show your affection to that team other than offering the team a chance to get whatever diseases you’re packing but they turn you down because you aren’t hot and there are better groupies to be had, I guess it’s just not like it was in highschool for her.

Either way, I have had a few drunken experiences with panties that range from sniffing them, to taking them off passed out girls, to having sex with them when they were sitting in a laundry pile, to wearing them but for some reason no one gave a shit enough about me to take pictures and document the moment like they did for this whore.

Posted in:Kendra Wilkinson|Underwear

2008

02

Jun

Jessica Alba Has Some Pregnancy Bikini Pictures of the Day

Whenever I see Jessica Alba pregnant, all I can think of is the bear trap that is her vagina because I remember reading about how she got pregnant to trap Cash Warren into staying with her, because despite how many dudes want to get with her, she’s still a girl and being a girl makes her not realize that she’s got a ton of guys who want to get with her because all her attention is focused on the one guy who doesn’t want to be with her after already banging her. Either way,, she’s pregnant in a bikini and I know I could probably write something vulgar or maybe even funny, but why bother, I’ve pretty much given up on life, kinda like Jessica Alba will when she realizes that guys everywhere will only want to get with her now because of her fat wallet and not because of her fat, stretchmarked, gaping vagina.

Posted in:Bikini|Jessica Alba|Pregnancy