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2008

19

May

Lindsay Lohan in Her Bikini of the Day

Lohan was out in her bikini this weekend, while I was out wondering the streets all alone, hoping something interesting came my way. It never did. I guess it’s pretty obvious that her life is better than mine and to make matters worse, that whole Facebook Lohan was all a lie and the Lohan who was sending me messages was a fake and not the real Lohan reaching out to profess her love for me while declaring that all these years I’ve been watching her, she’s been watching me. I am pretty much over it.

I was talking to a girl I know who has slept with hundreds of dudes, I like to call her my little Lohan even though she’s about 200 pounds. We were talking about STDs and abortions and she claims to have never had either despite never using condoms. I tried to explain to her that it’s a number games and she’s either lying to me or the luckiest slut in the world, but then I got to thinking that maybe STDs and pregnancy are just a myth and that you should bang every girl you come across unprotected to prove the media and their scare tactics wrong. But then I realized that this 200 pound bitch’s uterus was probably eaten by her hungry stomach one day when she skipped lunch in some attempt to have a fashionable eating disorder before realizing how much she needs food and more importantly that every dude she’s been with had to have been a 25 year old virgin because no matter how horny a guy is, there is no way he’d get up in that unless it was for practice in hope of landing a real girl.

Either way, here’s Lohan in a bikini and I still want to play with her vagina, but that’s probably just because I have no friends and figure that her vagina is pretty friendly and doesn’t discriminate new people it meets….

Posted in:Bikini|Lindsay Lohan

2008

19

May

Britney Spears Costa Rican Bikini of the Day

When I see Britney Spears in Costa Rica, I think about how much the salt water must burn her pussy, but that burn probably goes away after the infection caused by leaving a tampon in for 3 months because she forgot it inside her clears up, leaving her vibrant and fresh smelling for a change and by vibrant and fresh smelling I mean fat but not too fat.

I am convinced that in 6 months from now, Britney is going to be fit and as hot as she used to be but a little more fun to fuck than she used to be because crazy girls are wild in bed and 18 year old popstars are too shy and insecure to show you a good time, making it feel like you are raping her everytime you fuck her, which is something she needs to go through to get to the point of crazy that makes her good in bed,

So don’t believe everything you read, those rumors that rape ruin people is just bad publicity for rape, because every girl I know who has unwillingly had sex with a man because she was drunk or asleep needed that to teach her what guys really want. Don’t get me wrong, I am not talking about the kind of rape that leaves a girl passed out in a ditch or parking garage battered with a pair of bloody panties and turns her into a lesbian, I am talking about the good kind of rape that is more of an educational experience that happens on dates across america on a regular basis.

Either way, here’s Britney in Costa Rica, I wonder if she’s had a chance to play with the monkeys, you know dressing them up and pretending they are her babies that the law wrongfully took her away and left her broken down and a disaster that I want to bang, but I have no standards.

Posted in:Bikini|Britney Spears|Costa Rica

2008

19

May

Rachel Bilson’s Barren Womb of the Day

Here are some pictures of Rachel Bilson’s tits holding a doll like she’s some kind of mother who just lost her baby to cancer, or maybe like some kind of 38 year old woman who has been trying to have babies for the last 5 years but has some kind of fucked up uterus because she’s not all woman. I guess she’s taking the whole celebrity pregnancy shit to heart and wishes she could fit in with the fertile girls and this is her only option to accessorize in fashion. I guess it doesn’t matter, what does matter is that she’s banging that dude from Star Wars and that probably makes you really upset because you are into Star Wars and have a bit of a man crush on the fucker and late at night as you lie in bed alone you imagine you were with him but know that he’s with this bitch. She’s ruining all your fun and you hate her. I know how these things work and don’t worry, it’s not that gay that you just want to explore the darkside of a guy who is part of the only thing you love….well actually it is, but I doubt you’re his type so for now it’s just your dirty little secret no one needs to know about and that makes you and your fantasies a lot more socially acceptable and leaves you up to little scrutiny from your peers and the good news is that you can jerk off to these pics knowing that your dream boy jerks off on them.

Posted in:Baby|Rachel Bilson

2008

19

May

Lily Allen’s Pussy Flash of the Day

Lily Allen has a little landing strip, in the event you were wondering what the weapon who killed her baby looked like. I figured she’d have a lot more bush because she looks more like a ratty hipster chick than a brazilian waxing club slut and because I figured that after the miscarriage she wouldn’t give her vagina the time of day because it wronged her and needed some level of punishment and since all other forms of punishment made it cum, she figured that the silent treatment was the best approach to teach it a lesson so the pain of losing a baby doesn’t happen again, I was wrong. It happens, here’s Lily Allen’s pussy for you sick fucks who seeing the vagina of fat dumpy girls because it’s all you really know.

I don’t know when the pussy picture was taken, but these topless pictures of her are from this weekend, look at those legs, they look nice and sturdy like an empty school bus which is okay since it matches her childless stomach.

Posted in:flash|Lily Allen|Pussy

2008

19

May

Angelina Jolie is Topless in France of the Day

The paparazzi got a picture of Angelina Jolie putting on her shirt on the balcony in some French Riviera villa. The pictures are shitty quality and another example of how the paparazzi are criminals but you all want to fuck Angelina, especially now that she’s pregnant because you are into pregnant chicks and I am not sure why because the whole concept of pregnancy scares the fuck out of me and I always fight with people who try to claim that it’s a beautiful natural thing, because to me there is nothing natural about life being created inside a woman’s pussy. It reminds me of a horrible sci-fi movie and everytime I get together with a girl who has kids I try to pretend that she didn’t have a life inside her, despite how hard her vagina makes it for me since it’s all battered and abused like the arm and leg of a war victim who stepped on a land mind but survived.

Knocking up Angelina would be like winning the lottery, not because she’s hot but because she’s rich, but the chances of winning the lottery are probably a lot higher.

Either way, I don’t think seeing a chick topless is all that exciting, I am more of a pussy man and come from the school where all girls should be topless all the time, so these pictures of her and her dark pregnant nipples bore the fuck out of me, but probably just changed your life, so enjoy.

Posted in:Angelina Jolie|Topless

2008

19

May

Topanga From Boy Meets World Talks About Being a Party Slut of the Day


Some pictures of Danielle Fischel from Boy Meets World making out with a girl at a party hit the internet last week and that’s when I realized that the wholesome child star who was never all that hot but who was marketed as the hot chick and confused teenage boys into thinking she was hot grew up to bemore fun than most girls I know, but that’s just because the party sluts don’t talk to me and I am stuck with fat chicks and whores who only dyke out of money and when they do dyke out for money it smells because they don’t really take good care of themselves, they are too busy trying to get high.

Danielle Fischel from Boy Meets World was interviewed on some radio station where she shows them her bra and panties, announces her tits size, tells everyone that her pussy is bald, that it looks like a ziploc bag, that she likes drinking and gambling and that her boyfriend when she was 19 used to beat her up. After some research it turns out that she was dating Lance Bass and Corey from Boy Meets World and I figure it could be either of them, since Lance Bass is gay and hates women and since Corey from Boy Meets World is just a miserable fuck who has to live with being Corey from Boy Meets World and doesn’t mind beating up chicks to make him feel like a real man, since for the rest of his life he’s going to be a little gay 12 year old and he knows it.

Either way, listen to the interview, I thought it was a national holiday and I don’t understand why other people are working because it’s fuckin’ up my day off cuz assholes are emailing me to post like I am some kind of dancing monkey and it’s expected while you all sit at home. Fuck you.


topanga Hill-Man Morning Show – Danielle Fishel

Posted in:Danielle Fischel|Lesbian|Topanga

2008

17

May

From the stepLINKS of the Day

Someone told me the most offensive thing to say to someone is : “I hope your mother dies having my abortion.” My mother died when I was a kid so your mother jokes never really worked for me, so I always just felt like the most offensive things aren’t always what you say, but what you do and that’s why I just try to have sex with the person I am trying to offend, or with their ex-girlfriends or sisters because sex with me is a punishment that people just can’t live down, the shame follows them for life and that is a lot more effective than just throwing out an insult.

Here are my links:

A Short Video About a Midlife Crisis Starring Hot Tennis Sluts and Their Asses….
GO

Britney Isn’t Pregnant – She’s Just Bloated
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Becky Rule is a Slut, and This is Her Photoshoot Video
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Mila Kunis is Hot on the Streets of Canada Despite the Culkin Aids…
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Dolly Parton is a Cry Baby and Want’s to Sue Howards Stern
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Some Old Sophie Monk Naked Scene For Fun
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History’s greatest Threesomes
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Agent Provocateur and Their Sex Ad
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Top 10 Topless Latina Scenes
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Soulja Girl is Some Crazy Chick on the Subway With Her Own Soulja Boy Remix
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Camille Mana is in a Movie or Something, But Fuck The Article, Just Look At Her Pics, Like I Did
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Use this to Seduce Women This Weekend
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Plan a Cheap Date, Because You Are as Broke as I Am
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Some Dude Got Busted for Banging a Corpse Because He is Fuckin’ Disgusting
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Hernia Face or Orgasm Face?
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Some Web Cam Sluts, So You Don’t Have to Spend Your Weekend Alone
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Some Pretty Hot Sluts Get Down Together At Home
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One of the Best Redubs of G.I Joe I’ve Seen
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Some Abigail Clancy Lingerie Shots
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It’s Friday, Find a Girl to Fuck
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Heidi Montag to Fake Pregnany on the Hills
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Crackhead Couple Winehouse and Doherty Playing With Mice…
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Lauren Conrad Beats Up the Paparazzi Because the Paparazzi are Cocksuckers…
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Arnold Schwarznegger’s Confusing Commentary for Conan the Barbarian that Will Make You Laugh
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Rachel Bilson is Cute and Needs to Get Naked If She Wants to Keep My Attention
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What the Fuck is Paris Hilton Wearing on Her Head?
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All Lady Three Way Because It’s Friday and I Love You
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Heidi Fleiss is Broke and Living in a Trailer
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Heather Summers Spends a Little Time Alone
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Muscle Babe Wrestling Video
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Never Masterbate Near a Horse
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Death Metal Dog
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I Wanna BAng Deon Sanders Wife
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Ellen’s Lesbian Wedding
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Cheerleader Faces
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Kati and Bridget Make Out on the Couch
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Bar Refaeli lingerie outtakes
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Miley Cyrus Myspace Photos Are Fake
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Britney Spears Sex Tape?? Amazing…
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Tequila is Awesome!! It turns Me Into a Pirate
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Japanese String Movies
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Alessandro Ambrosio in Arena MagazineS
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Rachel Nichols Hot Fuckin’ Photoshoot
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Some Older Elsa Pataky Boobs on the Beach
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Attention Starved Heidi Montag Planned on Staging Her Own Pregnancy This Summer
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Lisa Marie Presley Huge as She is Turning into Her Dad in his Fat Final Years But She’s Definitely Not as Cool
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The Booty Call Commandments
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Some Weird Simulated Sex College Party
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OJ’s Girlfriend Has Bad Luck, or Maybe He Just Tried to Kill Her
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl and Her Big Boobs and Ass
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Some Girl Showing Some Boob
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Some Girl and Her Vagina
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BONUS – SOME SLUTS IN VEGAS PARTYING……


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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

16

May

Lindsay Lohan Broke Up With Me of the Day

Lindsay Lohan or the person pretending to be Lindsay Lohan on Facebook has taken me along for a ride on her emotional rollercoaster of a life. It all started when I read that she had a Facebook account and didn’t bother lookin’ for her because I spent too much time talking to a fake Lohan on mysapce a couple of years ago an it never led to my dream of watching her shower on webcam, so I just ignored it because I am playing hard to get.

Either way, she reached out to me and sent me a random message making me realize the person was fake and pretending to be Lohan but gave me a bit of an egoboost regardless because I have nothing going on in life and people rarely add me to Facebook, so it was nice knowing that someone eager enough to pretend to be Lohan knew who I was. The Lohan account ended up adding me as a friend, one day she Facebook chatted me but I wasn’t on the computer and missed out so I decided that I should try to take advantage of this shit in the event it is actually Lohan, which is possible considering she’s not doing a whole lot in life right now. So I went out and called the number listed on the profile about 100 times and got no answer but left messages I forgot to record. I hit up Samantha Ronson on Facebook trying to get more info while getting her to be my middleman (literally) to get intouch with Lohan in hopes of taking the site to the next level with her money and support.

I went back online today and bitch deleted me so my Facebook relationship with Lohan or someone pretending to be Lohan is officially over and I am a little broken up about it.

Here are some parting images of Lohan in Beverly Hills with some older lady, because despite not having Lohan on Facebook, I’ll always have pictures of her to remind me of our short lived internet love affair and pictures are a whole lot more stable than she is.

Posted in:Legs|Lindsay Lohan

2008

16

May

Laura Vandevoort on Set in a Bikini of the Day

Laura Vandervoort is some no-name Canadian actress who has been in a whole lot of shitty Canadian productions that I’ve never seen despite being in Canada, but you probably have because one of those shows is Smallville and it’s about Superman and you just can’t get enough of Superman because his strength always gets you through the ruff patches.

She is in the In the Deep 2 movie that Audrina is in and I hear she was casted because of her hot body and not so much because of her 2005 Wizard Magazine award for her role as Supergirl. Wizard Magazine is just the reason why you know who she is, because like Superman, you can’t get enough of Wizard Magazine because it keeps you in the loop of all things virgin dudes are into and you pride yourself on that.

Either way, she looks pretty fuckin’ good in a bikini, even for a Canadian, who you wouldn’t expect to have much of a beach body, but you would expect them to have a pretty solid snow shoveling arm.

Posted in:Bikini|Laura Vandervoort

2008

16

May

Megan Fox Gets Mexican With Her 90210-Friend of the Day

Megan Fox is comforting her boyfriend at a Mexican restaurant because he just realized that he is Brian Austin Green, the asshole from 90210 and he can’t quite figure out how he landed such a young hot piece of ass being Brian Austin Green, since it’s not 1995 anymore, and either can we, but I hear despite the initial shock, he’s happy that he has hot pussy to distract himself with because it is a much better outcome than his original plan of escaping that “90210 role of a lifetime” that seems to follow him everywhere by killing himself, it’s just not a better outcome for us.

Posted in:Megan Fox|Mexican