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Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2008

May

Elisha Cuthbert’s Second Day in a Bikini of the Day

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Elisha Cuthbert is on Vacation in Hawaii and new bikini pictures of her from her trip with her boyfriend have hit because it turns out that people with money wear more than one outfit over the course of the week, something I can’t really relate to. I have my one trusty pair of jeans that are too small on me and my 3 T-shirts that I rotate as often as I have to based on smell. I do have a lot of pairs of socks because I’ve accumulated them over the years, they don’t match but they get the job done and I don’t really believe in underwear. I have the same pair of running shoes that I’ve had or about 7 years and that’s pretty much the story of me, but when Elisha Cuthbert pictures are being posted, I know that I’m not what you care about. I am a second rate citizen and can’t compete giving me more reason to hate this bitch for trying to steal my thunder. That said, she’s from Montreal and I’d love to find out what her home address is here so that I can invite myself over or Christmas Dinner. It’s probably a a lot better than the free shit they give you at the homeless shelter and it’s never too early to start planning.

BONUS – People Are Claiming This is A Nipple Slip…I Don’t See It…But Then Again…I’ve Had Sex

Posted in:Bikini|cleavage|Elisha Cuthbert

2008

May

Drunken Kelly Osborne of the Day

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This is a nice change of pace because the drunken asshole who can’t make his way out of the bar in Kelly Osbourne’s life is usually the guy guy going home with her because she’s disgusting and you’d have to be wasted to get up in this. The only explanation for anyone sober getting with her would be that they are die hard Sabbath fans and are trying to live out their non-sexual man crush on Ozzy by using his daughter in hopes that it gets serious so that he can change his last name to Osbourne since it’s always been a dream, or dude is just a wallet fucker and wants to ride the fat girl right into the good life. I guess the good news with Kelly Osbourne getting this drunk is that wallet fuckin’ her doesn’t mean you have to actually fuck her, all you have to do is slide into her purse (not her pink purse) and pull the wallet out knowing that she’d have no idea what happened to it when she sobered up the next day. It’s a lot less emotionally abuse of yourself, but to be fair to Kelly, at least she’s got a girl with some kind of skin disorder to take care of her, I guess what they say about fat ugly chick never finding love is all lies.

Posted in:Drunk|Kelly Osbourne

2008

May

Madonna’s Old and Tired Publicity Stunt of the Day

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Looks like Madonna’s trying to get attention like every chubby girl at the bar who convinces her girlfriends to kiss her in front of a group of drunk dudes because they like the attention only in Madonna’s case the chubby girl is more attractive. It’s probably in hopes of selling records where as the fat girl is just doing it in hopes of finding love and acceptance. I can’t imagine Madonna’s trying to shock us with this, considering she’s done this shit in the past but she is old and out of touch so maybe she doesn’t realize that we are so desensitized to girl on girl and see it on a daily basis on the internet so the only affect this is having on us is a negative one. I know that seeing an old muscular woman doing anything sexual with a girl, even if it’s staged bullshit is making me feel like denouncing out lesbian fantasies because they aren’t two hot young coeds experimenting, but more like one muscular mom trying too hard with some girl she’s paid to do this and it isn’t very convincing.

Posted in:Madonna|Slut

2008

May

Miley Cyrus is a Wholesome Disney Girl Who Hangs With Trannies of the Day

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Androgyny makes me feel uncomfortable. Maybe I am old school and like the gays to be on the down low and not dressed like teenage girls with their hair done up and make-up on in heels, but I think the reason I hate the flamboyant flamers is because they aren’t legit, they are a complete insecure lie.

They are showboating this fake gay lifestyle that was created by other identity crisis losers and just perpetuate the annoying because they are posers and have no voice of their own and think the only way to break free from being a poser is to take it to the next level of outrageous. It’s just like any other scene out there, the loser following the masses tries to break free from the masses by being this unique mess and distract the other posers into thinking they are the coolest, despite being full of shit. Back in the day a flamboyant and theatrical gay dude would save this shit for weekends at the gay bar because it wasn’t appropriate and annoyed people who weren’t into that scene and gave them an escape into whatever world dressing like this takes you, but now it still annoys people and makes us feel uncomfortable but people like Jeffree Star don’t care. They are so unsure of themselves that they overcompensate and like the attention they get from people staring at them because they probably weren’t accepted in highschool and lucky for Jeffree Star, either were a lot of people because they are following his lead which isn’t really a lead but it is to them because they don’t realize he’s just ripping off someone else he saw and claiming it’s his own.

Either way, poser performing attention craving myspace superstar Jeffree Star is hanging with his idol Miley Cyrus and it’s not the first time that a gay dude is hooked on a teenage idol, I remember living with a gay dude 10 years ago who couldn’t get enough Britney, but I guess for a wholesome little Christian girl who doesn’t do anything naughty according to her team, this is pretty much the equivalent of hanging out with the devil and in my mind a lot worse than her sexualizing herself in Vanity Fair for one of the world’s top photographer, but that’s just because it looks like you’d get AIDS just standin’ next to this freakshow.

Either way, I am not going to hate on anyone for who or what they like to fuck, but I will hate on the packaging because all I see is a loser having an identity crisis with dreams of being someone different and important despite probably being a talentles joke of a person that is just copying but his fans don’t realize it because they are so distracted by his presentation and have been told that the shit he does is cool and are at home applying creepy eyebrows as I type this because they are posers too.

Posted in:Jeffree Star|Miley Cyrus

2008

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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So it finally happened. I was confronted by a black dude I know about being a racist. I asked him if he took the time to read my other posts and realize that I am an everything hater and I just run with stereotypes because America hates black people not me. I don’t actually hate everything but he didn’t believe me, so I took him out for some chicken and watermelon and to knock up fat blond white sluts with some illegitimate children and to record a hip hop video followed up with a swim but he wasn’t having it so we drank a 40, smoked some weed, played some basketball and we’re good now.

Here are my links for the day….check them out they are legendary….

Babette’s Feet – A Short Movie About a Foot Fetishist Lookin’ For the Perfect Foot….
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Lohan Trying to Get Lesbian Sex
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Girl in Short Short Tries to Skateboard
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Cheryl Tweedy is a Hot Performer
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Guess Those Celebrity Titties
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Sarah Jessica Parker Loves Her Gay Husband
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A Whole Lot of the Lovely Tasha
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Vilayna Lasalle Has a Weird Name But She’s Half Naked, So Whatever
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Some Porn Star Shows You Some Toilet Splash Prank
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Bai Ling’s Giant Nipples
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Find a Girl to Fuck Today
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Some New York Club Sluts in Action
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Web Cam Sluts Do Anything You Want Them To….
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I Suddenly REALLY Need a Pepsi
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Celeb Wedgies!!
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Keeley Hazell Continues Her Reign of Sluthood
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Best Porn on the Internet, So Good I would Get a Hard On if a Could
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Lindsay Lohan is a Thief
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Mischa Barton is a Cry Baby
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If the Shirt Fits…
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Rhianna’s Legs Looking Good on the Cover of Elle This Month
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John Mayer is Alredy Cheating on Jennifer Aniston Because She is Boring
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Top 10 Lamest Superheroes of All Time
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Some Out of Control British Students at Some Event in Spain Being Sluts
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Tom Cruise Find a Position with His Wife That Finally Satisfies Him
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Take it All Off Baby!
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Is Victoria Beckham Pregnant Again
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Tricia Helfer Hot for FHM
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Some Ghetto Casting Call for a Porn Poster in NYC
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WWE Diva is a Highclass Escort
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Bai Ling Almost Died. Too Bad She Didn’t
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Caroline Quick Has Giant Tits
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Amazing Football Babes
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Beer Pussy!
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Use This to Get Sex, Because YOu Need All The Help You Can Get
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True Deep Throat
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Tara Reid Has a Boyfriend
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JLo Looks Like She is Ready to Eat Marc Anthony
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Smelly Teacher
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Mindy Vega in Very Little Blue
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Lady Takes Her 17 Inch for a Walk
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Pantz of Antz!
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Buy a House From Petra Nemcova and Try to Get in Her Pants
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Gemma Merna in Nuts
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Sammie Pennington is Topless
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Danni Wells is Topless is Zoo
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Hot, Blonde and Shaved
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Some Skater Girl Shows OFf Her Ass and Pussy
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A Couple Girls Show Their Tits Off Together
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Some Baby Momma and The Pictures That Got Her Pregnant
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A Collection of Amateur Sluts
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Some Serious Lesbian Erotica
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Some Dude’s Pantyhose Fetish Collection
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Some Dude’s Rubber Fetish Collection
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Some Girl By the Pool
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Fat Ass Pics
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Some Dude’s Porn Collection
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Post Breast Reduction Pics
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Pre Tummy Tuck Pics
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

May

Amy Winehouse is Pretty Crazy of the Day

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Amy Winehouse gets a lot of slack for being insane just because she runs through field’s half naked and hides amongst the uncut blades of grass like she’s running away from some monster. It reminds me of every fuckin’ hippie poser I see dancing around parks bare foot in the middle of summer like they are on some kind of 1967 acid trip, but aren’t really high and just playing out the motions they think they are supposed to be playin’ out because they watched every Woodstock video available on YouTube and decided that’s the life they want to live.

The truth is that the monster Amy Winehouse is running from in herself and when she saw the reflection in her mirror for the first time since she started going to shit didn’t know what the dirty toothed skeleton lookin’ back at her was. It could be some some kind of alochol and drug induced hallucenation or maybe it’s withdrawal and it’s not half as crazy as some of the shit I’ve seen addicts do, like the dude who covered himself in feces and thought he was wearing brown slacks….really bad smelling slacks…a smell I would only assume is similar to Amy Winehouse’s scent, but that’s just her safety mechanism so that no wild animal comes out of the woods to eat her but I would, but then again the smell of shit has never stopped me before. I just plug my nose and dive in because I like just like vagina that much.

Either way, here’s Amy on her field trip.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Crazy

2008

May

Bai Ling Bikini Pics of the Day

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Bai Ling was out getting publicity by hanging out with her new friend and boyfriend Pink, which isn’t a very good name for anyone’s boyfriend, but when they wear women’s clothes it’s kinda accepted, despite how uncomfortable their twisted androgynist ways that lead to them wearing women’s clothing in the first place is. There’s pretty much nothing interesting to say about her, other than that she’s pretty skinny, but then again she’s Asian and I guess that just means she hasn’t found the great taste McDonald’s has to offer like all the other fat chinese people that are floating around. It’s not their fault it’s just the American Way.

Posted in:Bai Ling|Bikini

2008

May

Phoebe Price Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I don’t know how much Phoebe Price paid for this bikini photoshoot, but it is obviously staged and retouched. It was only last week when Phoebe Price made me sick to the stomach with her sloppy fuckin’ legs and I guess she realized that she had to redeem herself, because despite being useless to the world, she doesn’t think that she is. It’s the kind of delusion that allows fat chicks to wear spandex or ugly chicks to go to modeling casting calls because they’ve never been shut down in their life, despite a dire need for them to be shut down to save us the fuckin’ headaches of having to post about them and by us I mean me.

Posted in:Bikini|Phoebe Price

2008

May

From the Forum of the Day

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It was a big day in the forum. A girl posted a picture of her vagina and we all got excited because even if she was staged or a picture of another girls’ vagina it was the thought that counts. It’s like getting a shitty gift for your birthday and deep down inside you hate the motherfucker for being such a cocksucker to you by giving you garbage that you find insulting and you would have rather them not bother at all because it’s really not the thought that counts but when it comes to shaved vagina, all rules go out the window.

Here’s some shit going on in the forum. If you’re not up on this yet, you should be.

Lunch time.

———Music———

Fab Da Eclectic – Last Call (and Fab found out about this!)
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Death From Above – Romance Bloody Romance
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De La Soul is Dead
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Paul McCartney & Wings – Venus And Mars
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XYZ – Letter to GOd
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Bubba Sparxxx – Deliverance
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Frank Zappa – Sleep Dirt
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Ted Nugent – Spirit of the Wild
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Dillinger Escape Plan – Miss Machine
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Paul McCartney – Give My Regards To Broad Street
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Alias
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Cold – Year of the Spider
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———Comedy Albums———

Chris Rock – Bring the Pain
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D.L. Hughley – Notes from the GED section
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Steve Martin – A Wild and Crazy Guy
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Jim Norton – Monster Rain
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———Porn———

Liz Vicious Videos
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Scene Chicks
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Boob Flashing
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Stacy Bride
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One Night in Paris (Hilton)
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———E-books———

Yoga for Dummies
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The Ultimate Guide To Job Interview Answers
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———Software———

Music Masterworks
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Ad*be FLASH CS3
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Prison Tycoon 3
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———Celebs———

Courtney Love Needs to Die alrady!
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Chantelle Houghton poses like a tramp
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———Sex Talk———

Shave down south?
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———video———

Butter Floor
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Posted in:Forum

2008

May

PinkyXXX the Pornstar Booty Claps in a Racist Interview of the Day

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Her name is Pinky XXX and she’s a fuckin’ nasty fuckin’ pornstar who makes me sick to my fuckin’ stomach and not because she’s black but because she’s a piece of fuckin’ trash and her fuckin’ ass is retardedly fat and not in a good way. I don’t get how this big booty shit became popular because when I look at it, I see one too many bowls of ice cream but dudes seem to see sex and that confuses me. The reason I am posting this shit is to give you a glimpse into how trashy and uneducated a money driven whore who gets paid to do dirty things with her body actually is.

She fuckin’ slaughters white girls in this shit and goes off about how if she was a white slut she’d never would have made the kind of money she made. If the tables were turned and she was a white girl rippin’ into black girls she’d be called a racist but because of the years of oppression and shit she can get away with it. It’s kinda like BET but the fatter assed slut who takes on multiple cock and slaps her ass version.

The highlight is when she claps her ass cheeks and talks about how she broke some small dicked motherfucker’s dick and made him bleed. I guess compared to her ass even the biggest dick looks small and that’s the added hit on your self esteem when you lower yourself to fuck a fatty. Either way, I guess it’s a good move for her considering her only other career option was to work behind the counter at a fast food chain.

Posted in:Booty|PinkyXXX|Pornstar