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2008

06

May

Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage of the Day

So some people love Scarlett Johansson and I am not one of those people. I find her annoying, sloppy and pretty much a waste of space. When I hear her annoying raspy voice when she’s in movies I just want to mute the shit and she always seems to play the same lazy slow moving cunt in every movie, because she’s a slow moving lazy cunt in real life.

I am not goin to lie, I saw Lost in Translation and as embarrassing as that is, it’s got nothing on her scene in her panties and despite her being the only real pussy in the movie, seeing her in her underwear kinda turned me onto Bill Murray as the only escape from lookin’ at her. All she has going for her is a decent set of fat tits, and that’s never really been enough for me to be a fan of anyone, but has been more of a justification for fuckin’ ugly chicks with big tits. The good news is that she realizes that she’s second rate and not all that hot because she’s getting married to Alanis Morissette’s sloppy seconds and I don’t know about you, but I know that sloppy seconds is a good gauge of the caliber of person you are. When I am aware of how disgusting a girl’s sloppies are, I never commit to that shit and that’s usually the reason why I don’t let them show me their exes because I can’t deal with the blow to the self-esteem it gives me, despite me usually being the worse of two evils.

The point is that dude was engaged to Alanis Morissette and that’s a whole lot more than a one night stand while drunk. Alanis is someone I’d ever get up inside and I have no fuckin’ standards so the thought of her dirty stink stained on Ryan Reynolds and dripping out of Scarlett confirms just how disgusting this slag is.

Posted in:cleavage|Scarlett Johansson

2008

06

May

The New Mariah Carey Video of the Day

Here’s an exclusive that is probably not an exclusive anymore because I decided to drink last night instead of write about the release of Mariah’s new video because I have my priorities straight. Her fake husband who she decided to marry for publicity because that would be the only explanation for this joke of a stunt that threw both these fuckers into the media hard before the release of Nick Cannon’s show and Mariah’s album and it’s all proven with the fact that Nick Cannon re-gifted a ring. We all know that real girls wouldn’t accept that and despite wanting to save our money and recycle shit we bought previous sluts, we never would despite how poverty we are so why the fuck would he.

Either way, dude makes a cameo that isn’t as exciting as her cameo in a bikini. Her body looks tight and despite it being some kind of movie magic effect – I still like it enough to post it. Enjoy the boring song that I know you’ll continue to listen to when alone in your bedroom at night when you know your exgirlfriend is out on a date with her new dude, that is assuming you have an exgirlfriend which could be more of a stretch than this whole Mariah and Nick Cannon marriage.

Posted in:Bye Bye Video|Mariah Carey

2008

06

May

Lindsay Lohan’s New Song of the Day

So Lindsay Lohan is back in the recording studio and shit sounds pretty fuckin’ life changing. I wonder if she produced this with her lesbian lover Samantha Ronson who thinks she’s a fuckin’ legend to the music world because her brother has found some success with the hipsters with his shit and by association she’s thinks she’s on some next level of music. It seems like she gets booked with high paid DJ gigs because people are easily influenced and believe what they are told and are scared to not book her for fear of being called homophobes.

Either way, this trash is Lohan talking over a shitty beat about how she’s a little boss and I have a feeling the rhyming scheme of this shit was ripped off some kid she met at some make a wish foundation event back when she was more more relevant to kids before being a drug addicted whore and the kid wrote a poem for her as a thanks for making their dream come true before dying.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Song

2008

06

May

Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures of the Day

Elisha Cuthbert is in Hawaii with her Calgary Flames hockey playing boyfriend and I find that shit offensive. We get it, you’re fuckin’ Canadian bitch, you like hockey so much that you have to let their dicks up inside your dumpy ass consistently and to you hockey players are some kind of royalty because in Canada that’s how shit works and Hockey is the only thing important because celebrities in Canada and movies and TV and Music from Canada are all lame . I know that I hate hockey and I fuckin’ hate hockey fans and up until last week, when the Montreal Canadians were thankfully eliminated from the series I couldn’t leave my motherfuckin’ house without seeing the fagiest fuckin’ flags on cars and shirts on every fuckin’ person like I was in some kind of Twilight Zone episode because t, like Cuthbert think Hockey is a fuckin’ religion and would probably jump on hockey dick the first chance they got even if they never experienced dick before because they feel that passionate about the shit. I don’t understand why people can’t be normal and just obsess over normal things like the Girl Next Door, but I guess it doesn’t matter when Cuthbert is in a bikini because her nipples are hot and her body looks pretty alright and if I was a hockey team I would totally gang-rape her too, because it’s not considered the gayest thing when you’re a pro athlete and you spend your entire life in a shower or changing room with a group of men you’re supposed to be brothers with and prove that bond by shoving broom sticks up each other’s asses as initiation.

Posted in:Bikini|Elisha Cuthbert

2008

06

May

Michelle Trachtenberg’s Got Nipple Pasties of the Day

There was some event called the Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala last night and besides it being one the most obnoxious sounding event names a lot of people showed up. The more interesting of the bunch was probably Michelle Trachtenberg because she wrapped her nipples up like a Christmas gift, despite being a Jew, while wearing a pretty see through top. I guess being left out and watching all those Christians in her elementary school class doing the secret Santa gift exchange while she sat in the corner playing with her dreidel while speaking yiddish to herself has emotionally scarred her enough to develop an addiction to wrapping up everything in the house on a regular basis in gold paper, sometimes even her body parts or maybe she just didn’t want us to see her Jew nipple. I heard they don’t look like a regular nipple because of the generations of inbreeding and obsessing over the whole Holocaust thing they can’t seem to get over, but they sure are good at making money and not spending it on tipping waiters.

Posted in:Michelle Trachtenberg|Nipples|Pasties

2008

05

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I feel like tele-survey people don’t really care about me – they call me all friendly like we’re going to end up having phone sex but then they ask me some qualifying questions, like how old I am and when I say I am under 18 and they just hang up on me because I am no use to them, despite being the one who let them into my home by answering the phone. It’s all painful.

If you’re wondering why I posted this stepLINKS header…IT’s cuz 50 Cent get’s all the bitches.

Here are my links:


Some Hot Naked Chicks Posing With Sneakers
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Britney is Almost Looking Hot Again. Almost
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Megan Fox Looks Hot For a Murdering Cheerleader Slut
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Newscaster Has a Funny Slip of the Tounge!
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Daisy Fuentes is Topless On Vacation….15 Years Too Late….
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Khloe Kardashian’s Dirty Whore Panty Upskirt
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Some Sluts From Vegas in Their Bikinis!
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The Top 10 Funniest Diarrhea Moments
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Nadine Velazquez Gallery
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Load Music from Your iPod into Your PsP
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Web Sluts May Make Your Life Worth Living, Because Your Life Pretty Much Sucks Ass and So Do They If You Ask Them To.
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A Launch to the Moon!
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Girls and Cars, Both of Which You Will Never Be Able to Afford
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Marisa Miller and Jessica Van Der Steen Photoshoot
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Find Girls to Fuck Today, Lose Your Virginity Tomorrow
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Stacy Keibler’s Hot Tits Are in a Green Dress
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Mariah Carey is on the Cover of Vibe in a Bikini
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A Bunch of Celeb Whores at Some Bullshit Event for the Kentucky Derby
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Vanessa Hudgens Lookin’ Bangable is some Ad for Some Fashion Shit I Don’t Care About, and Neither Do You
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George Clooney and His Golddigger Girlfriend Do Rich People Stuff
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Here’s Some Porn Reviews
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Rima Burke is an Ugly, Dancing Midget from Big Brother Down Under
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Finding Sex is Easier Than You Think If You Use This….
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Brad and Angelina are Getting Married on Paul Allen From Microsoft’s Yacht
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Some Hot USC Beach Volleyball Girl Named Jessica Gysin in Action
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Hot Alessandra Ambrosio For Arena Magazine Pics
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Some Hot Italian Big Brother Chick Posing and Lookin’ Hot
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My New Fetish – Brides in Their Underwear
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Iron Man’s Post Credit Clip that Is a Preview To The Sequel
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Jamie Lynn Spears Baby Shower Pics
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50 Memorable Pin Ups
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Monica Makes Me Hungry for Hungary
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My Kind of Charity Sluts….
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Record Breaking Dildo Fuck
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The Perfect Fuck
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Raven Simone Blew Up, and I Don’t Mean That in a cool Way Like When Black People Say It, I Mean She Got Fat
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Sexist Board Games
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Breast Pudding From Japan
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Emma Rigby is a Hot Big Breasted British Soap Star With Hot Cleavage
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Samantha is Naked For the First Time
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4 Naked Chicks Dancing Together in the Garden
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Strip Vacuuming
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Some Hot Amateur Strip Down!
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Young Hip Hop Troll Gets Naked
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Some Girl With Really Big Fake TIts Gets Fucked Up the Ass Video and Poses in Pictures
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Some Tits and Some Bush
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Some Fat Girl Shows Off her Tits
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A Girl and Her Big Boobs and Vagina
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Not From Rogue Collector but From Photobucket – Some Black Dude in Some Gay Poses
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Some Girl and Her Vagina
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

05

May

From the Forum of the Day

I am thinking about writing a children’s book called “Abortion: What Mommy Should Have Done Had She Known What a Total Pain in the Ass You Were Going to Be”, but I can’t seem to find a publisher interested, so I guess I am forced to take it to the forum and you should too because here’s a taste of what’s going on there.

If you’re wondering what this picture is of, it’s one of our Forum member’s wife working out with her pants off.

———Music———

The Roots – Rising Down
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GURU – Jazzmatazz
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Of Montreal – Bedside Drama
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Death Cab for Cutie – Narrow Stairs
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Bajofondo – Tango Club
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The Arcade Fire – Slef-titled Ep
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The Breeders – Mountain Battles
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Mars Ill – Breakanomics
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Flogging Molly – Float
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Testament – Practice What You Preach
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Tom Petty – Playback
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Eve- Scorpion
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———Comedy Albums———

Chris Rock – Bigger and Blacker
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Bill Hicks – Flying Saucer Tour
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Lewis Black – Red White and Screwed
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George Carlin — Take offs and put ons
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———Porn———

Having A Field Day Feeling Herself
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Random Hotties
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Beach Nudeness
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Fruits and Veggies (warning – click at your own risk)
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———Pics———

Dirty Computers
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Scene Chicks
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———E-books———

More Cookbooks
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———Software———

Ultimate Troubleshooter
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iBizCard
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Quake II
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———Celebs———

Sammie Pennington Topless
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Maggie Gyllenhall Pics
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Melyssa Ford gots a big ass
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More Melyssa Ford
http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/forum/showthread.php?p=29235#post29235″ target=”_blank”> GO

———Sex Talk———

Sluttiest Thing You Have Done?
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———Video———

TOm Hanks Made a Video about Barack Obama
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Posted in:Forum

2008

05

May

Amy Winehouse is a Monster in a Bra of the Day

The thing that turns me on about Amy Winehouse is that she reminds me of some kind of droopy faced troll who has escaped from the Freak Show, ripped off her Freak Show shackles and Freak Show costume and is scavenging for food at some picnic spot scaring people into feeding the monster for fear of what she’s going to do to them. It’s like this bitch is so into what she’s doing that things like hygiene, clothes and fitting into the mold of society just doesn’t matter to her. She beats to her own drum and probably smells like fuckin’ death and nothing turns me on more than someone who just isn’t afraid to be herself.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bra

2008

05

May

Karina Pasian Is 16 and Def Jam’s Next Big Thing of the Day

I was sent this video over the weekend and read the caption that this girl is Def Jam’s new meal ticket. She’s 16, sings in 7 languages and plays the Piano. So I decided to listen to the song which is her repeatedly saying that she’s 16 over and over again and it reminds me of this girl I once got with who looked like she was at least 18 and after getting in her pants she told me she was 16 and shit echoed in my head for the month before finding out she got her period and I wasn’t going to be a teenage pregnancy baby daddy.

Either way, watch the new it girl, I think she’s too ripe to want look at sexually, and her song sucks, but then again what do I know about pretty much anything.

Posted in:Def Jam|Karina Pasian

2008

05

May

Fergie Ass Performing of the Day

Here are some pictures of Fergie performing with her big ass. I kinda miss the crystal meth days when she was picking her scabs off her arms and eating them in hopes of getting a fix and crawling through the gutter collecting cans to take back to the grocery store for money for her next fix. It’s one of those success stories where you go to the people from the past and say “look at me now motherfuckers” as she cruises by in her Bentley, only in this case everyone from her past is dead because meth is just that good.

Posted in:Ass|Fergie