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2022

05

May

Tanline Thursday of the Day

I know what you’re thinking, if a lady wants a contrast on her skin, it should be from your orgasm splatter, which is precisely why no one is asking for your orgasm splatter, you’re creepy….even your mom thinks your orgasm splatter is disturbing when when she sees it all over your bedroom wall when she’s cleaning your room while you’re playing videogames…..and she’s your fucking mom…..these random babes didn’t birth you and don’t see your value…..you can really only blame yourself.

I, on the other hand, think a good tanline on a lady’s skin, giving a nice contrast between what has been sunkissed or sprayed down with cancer causing chemicals all for the sake of vanity, is perfectly fun without orgasm splatter….it highlights the good parts, makes me think they are active and adventurous in bikini or skimpy underwear, and I write romantic storylines around their tanlines…because romance isn’t dead just because they’ve shoved throat fucking porn down your throat all these years…or maybe it is, but at least the throat fucking porn has made girls think “I’ll post my tanlines, it’s not like I’m posting throat fucking porn” and I like that approach.

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2022

05

May

Almost Loses her Shirt and Other Videos of the Day

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Big Titty Head Scarf Dance

Butt Shorts

Slutty Velma

Yoga in the Mirror

Talking to her Vagina!

BikinI Bod

Tight Dress

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2022

05

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Bitches they lie. I’ve been accused of rape at least once and I was hardly doing any raping….I’m too lazy for that, but all this revisionist history where they are either drunk, on roofies, blacked out but super into the good times we’re having…only to regret it weeks, months or years later….after finding GOD or getting their shit together or thinking “Dressing up like a tortoise while he dressed up like an industrialist on an African Safari in the late 1800s is weird and I don’t like full hands in my ass”…..BORING.

I have no self respect and clearly hate myself because I have the Amber Heard testimony live-streaming in the background and I’m not even jerking off to her serious lesbian storyline…

I do not actually giving a shit about any of this. I know it’s fucking staged lies, but here I am watching it….

I’m not a lawyer but I have pretended to be one a few times when paparazzi agencies used to try to sue me…but I probably could be since all lawyers seem to be fucking idiots…..HEAR SAY.

But this all seems a little theatrical for a defamation Case, do they really go through everyone’s feelings and every detail of every dumb fight these dumb people had over an article….it is all scripted badly acted performance bullshit but even if the testimony is real which I doubt….

These are all terrible people, but a manipulative Texas trash slut who climbed the ranks of Hollywood to the top of the food chain…probably by design…crying about her big mean millionaire famous husband being drunk…..pathetic….I’d say “KNOW YOUR ROLE” so she likely knows her role..THIS IS PERFORMANCE!

Fuck both these fucking idiots for wasting all our time an distracting us from living out our own dreams…I want a Johnny Depp private island and a Johnny Depp yacht he sold to JK Rowling christened “Trannies aren’t Real”…

Here are some morning Links…

Bella Hadid’s Boyfriend Gets her Butt Shot
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Hot Model Anna in the Park in Panties
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Lewis Hamilton Spotting Leaving a Club With Two Mystery Ladies
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Granny Lost Control
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Timelapse of Hair and Beard Growing Out?
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The Shining Axe Sells at Auction
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Why is Gas So Expensive
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Tribute To ESPN’s Scott Van Pelt’s Dog, Otis!
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Man Turns His Ferrero Rocher Box Into A Terrarium For His Pet Spider
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Camper Trailer Becomes The Latest Victim To The 11foot8+8 Bridge!
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Cam Sluts Are the Best Sluts
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2022

04

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I watched the Amber Heard testimony and unfortunately, I’m back on Team Johnny and NOT BY CHOICE, I really wanted to side with her despite knowing she’s a total psychopath manipulating and I know DEPP is also a psychopath, all rich famous narcissist celebs probably are but you know BELIEVE ALL WOMEN, especially hot chicks…but GET TO THE FUCKING POINT RETARD….

They are ALL actors, no one should give a shit, it is clickbait, all lies, way too publicized to be legit…..they are fucking with us, I took the bait….

I blame my toxic masculinity even though knowing anything about this shit is pretty queer or teen girl from the 90s….and not toxic masculinity at all!

Here are some stepLINKS..

Holly Madison’s Star Wars Outfit for May the 4th
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Sydney Sweeney’s Busty on TV
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Carmella Rose is Hot in Underwear
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Benedict Cumberbatch loved challenging himself with different versions of Doctor Strange
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Paulina Gretzky Thonged in the Bahamas
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The Shining Axe Sells at Auction
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Daniel Radcliffe as Weird Al Trailer
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Alyssa Lynch Lounging in Bikini
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Hump Day Hotties!
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Jessie James Decker Jumps on Bet in Underwear
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Chappelle Attacker Charged
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20 Pictures That Will Make You Nostalgic For the Nineties
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Emily Sears for Maxim
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Paige VanZant in a Thong in the Arcade
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Funny Touching Hands On Escalators Prank!
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Reporters Asking Amber Heard if she Shit the Bed
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Big F1 Crash
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Dangerous Road
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Iggy Azalea Twerks
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Madison Bumgarner Gets Tossed One Inning Into Start After Hand Checked for Sticky Stuff
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Guinness World Record For The Oldest Person On Earth!
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Ants VS Hot Sauce
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Awesome Moments Caught on Camera
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Man Almost Loses Umbrella
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Bebe Rexha’s Skimpy Swimwear
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Steve Kerr Crying About Dillon Brooks’ Dirty Play is Unintentionally Hilarious
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Rabbit Finds Itself Some Nice Dinner At Walmart!
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How they Made the Sounds for HALO
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Topless Model at Golden Hour
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Pianist Woes Everyone With His Moonlight Sonata Dubstep Remix!
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Trusting Giant Moth
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Cubs Fans Fight Each Other in the Bleachers at Wrigley
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Hot Model Alexandra
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Swimsuit Sale!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Ashley Benson Tight Pants
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Lucy Hale Sports Bra Dog Walker
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Madison Beer Slutty Enough Top
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Jojo On Stage
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Teri Hatcher Big Tits
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Kendall Jenner Leaves Medical Plaza with her Dog
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Hayley Atwell Cleavage
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Sydney Sweeney’s Big Tits on Late Night
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Sammi Hanratty Cleavage
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In Case You Missed It – Met Gala Pussy in All the Met Gala Glory
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Psycho Dildo
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After Dinner Mint Alternative Butt Plug!
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Big Titty Run
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Nerdy Dildo
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Hot Overdose Girl
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Restaurant Flasher
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Panty Wetter
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MashUp Madness
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Showing the Boobs…
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Wake Up Call
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18 People Having a Shitty Day
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Dark Nipples
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After Sex Vagina
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Quickie Dick Before Class
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Angry Lesbian
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Paranormal Crackhead Shit
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Masturbating by the Window
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Titty Tuesday!
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Unfurl
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Naked Vintage Shoot
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Morning Asshole
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Rainbow Dildo
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Dildo Riding on Knees
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Laura in Purple Lingerie
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Dildo Riding
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Amateur Fucker….
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BRA FUCKER
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Creampie Sex and TikTok Dance
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Wand Time!
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Toothbrush Fucker
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Big Rubber
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Getting Messy
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Pussy Show
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Hot Lesbian Sex
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2022

04

May

Dua Lipa Getting her Titties Grabbed of the Day

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Dua Lipa is one of the biggest popstars around, not that that means much more than bitch gets fucking paid, which to this generation is all they care about, monetize your life….or die….or don’t matter….or don’t get taken seriously, because people only like associating with people who get paid…it’s all pretty gross, but in hindsight, a better strategy to get private jets, yachts and private islands….than running a blog no one sees.

I am convinced that nothing goes viral organically, and I am not just saying that because I’ve never gone viral, I don’t think I deserve to go viral, or should have private jets, islands and yachts….I am just saying that the system is rigged, the people who are where they are is because other people wanted them there, maybe DUA is famous from youtube, or maybe that’s just how they launched her to pretend she’s just famous from Youtube…

I guess none of that matters when looking at pics of her trashy ass that pollutes the mind of the young getting her tits grabbed because hollywood is like hipster trash of the 2005s….no longer some glamourous thing….JUST CLICKBAIT TIL WE DIE.

TO see DUA LIPA IN CONCERT CLICK HERE

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2022

04

May

Minka Kelly’s Cleavage of the Day

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Minka Kelly is a 42 year old set of tits from who the fuck cares, I don’t know why she’s famous, you may know why she’s famous, I only know that Trevor Noah fucks her, and since I think he’s the absolute worse, at least he was the absolute worse for two years before they decided to rebrand his shitty comedy to be a little less woke and typical, and a little more self aware and critical, not that this is a Trevor Noah comedy analysis, I know nothing about comedy…it’s just saying that he hosted the Grammy’s mid pandemic and he was a fucking COVID puppet pushing the agenda, then last week he hosted some Biden event where he made fun of everyone there for being hypocrites, but when we needed him to stand up most, he remained the puppet he is, that’s why he makes the big bucks and gets to fuck menopausal babes like Minka Kelly and her rockin’ tits.

I googled Minka Kelly and it turns out she’s love child from an Aerosmith guitarist, not raised by him, just raised by a mom clever enough to let Aerosmith cum in her, and we’ll assume by this titty content that Minka learned some of her mom’s slutty tricks and I like tits even when they are in their 40s….SOMETIMES….including this time.

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2022

04

May

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay fit motherfuckers!

I know that people are all back on the abortion kick because social media and the media are an echo chamber from hell to keep us all unhappy and in their trance…TURNING OFF THE INTERNET would do us all good, except maybe this site, since it needs the internet to exist, but no one would notice it was gone and I figure it’s a good sacrifice for the benefit of humanity as a whole, since I’m planning to stop updating eventually, it’s just a waste of time…but that’s another story.

This story is about health and wellness, my body my choice, trust the science, get an experimental shot with a donut….COVID propaganda that lead to COVID protocol that will probably make a fucking comeback in the fall, possibly in ways we don’t even understand….so more disgusting half dead looking fat people can scream at us about our health…

As a fat person, I don’t identify as those preachy fat people, but rather one who knows people should be fit in order to be healthy, fit in order to be hot, fit to have the best possible life, so if you do anything for your health and wellness…get fit..while I eat chips and cake from the sideline and watch…..

As a fat person, I believe you should feel shame in being fat, and that these fitness bitches are pornographic, especially in an era where there are so many fatties pretending to be hot, even though fitness means they’ll likely live longer, so not a great long term strategy if you’re favorite break-up is when the bitch your with dies off on you gifting you freedom and some of their assets….MOOCH RIGHT IF YOU ARE GOING TO MOOCH AT ALL.

All this to say, I like fit bitches.

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2022

04

May

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini of the Day

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I used to do an Ashley Tisdale ugly watch at the peak of her career because I knew it was Disney sorcery at work, knowing that she wasn’t the hottest bitch in Hollywood by looking at her, but they marketed her like she was and like Katy Perry music, people just accepted it because they are mindless shills, as we know.

Then she went away and I thought, great, that’s amazing, they aren’t lying to us with her and her botched plastic surgeries anymore, and I came to terms with her being not as UGLY as I originally thought, but the rage from the lies about her just escalated it…..or amplified it….I don’t like being lied to.

SO, I just figured the mom would age out, do some Christmas movies for Hallmark and not matter, but as you know, bitches are competitive and bitches see what their colleagues and friends are doing and over the pandemic Hudgens went full instagram slut and it’s worked out pretty well for her….she officially matters again thanks to social media, something all these trash strive for…so Tisdale’s now trying her best to be hot, shameless, thirsty, attention seeking, and it just seems contrived and like she’s missing the mark….

But, she’s in a bikini top, posting skin for likes, and it’s always fun to see how desperate these people who have all kinds of money and fame are….even the top motherfuckers are bottom feeding trash.

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2022

04

May

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy Wedgies or Camel Toes are pretty much everywhere you look these days, especially on the internet, which is hilarious because you know girls are so desperate and pathetic in their quest to matter or be jerked off to, which is oftentimes one in the same, they actually take 100 pics per uploaded pic if not more, to get that perfect angle, meaning that when a cameltoe appears on their feed it is because they want the world to see their pussy outline, the pussy definition, to see just how meaty and hungry the fucking thing is….

IT takes away from the whole innocence of a real life in public cameltoe, but I guess we could apply that to all aspects of internet and social media….it’s the bastardization of EVERYTHING….anything good, turns to shit, thanks to social media and the idiots who are caught up in it….because humans just don’t understand what’s important…

You know, like a girl in tight pants, casually walking around or in the grocery store, totally unaware that she’s got a cameltoe….

Now it’s all PULL THAT SHIT IN YOUR CUNT TO MAKE IT LOOK FAT AND STILL HUNGRY…..which may happen in real life, but they can pretend it’s totally just something that happens with pussy, real pussy, not trans man with a dick pussy….

That mystery, of did she do it on purpose in the parking lot, or does this just happen with pussy….gets thrown out the fucking window when it’s staged bullshit, but it’s cameltoe not staged news stories, so we still get to see the pussy wedgie, so it could be worse.

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2022

04

May

Olivia Culpo’s Slutty Selfies of the Day

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I forgot about Olivia Culpo, I don’t go on social media so I have no idea who is trending or what these sluts are up to, but as it turns out, she’s still fucking her reflection in these mirror selfies like it was an NFL player or team, and stripping down half naked because that’s how you make it in the instagram world motherfuckers…get down to that grey area of shameless and desperate whore showing off her tits while convincing other women you’re lifestyle is one to emulate, or that watching her live rich and travel rich while getting rich, is a life worth watching and the products she pushes worth buying.

I find it all low hanging fruit, I mean she got into the tabloids dating a Jonas brother after her pageant career….but when a whore is producing whore content like she’s on backpages when really she’s “influencing”….how can we really ignore.

All the fillers in the world can’t stop this bitch from giving you a cheesy lame ass model pose…

It is all so pathetic, all so lame, all so cheesy, are people really into this influencer posing because they have decided they are important bullshit?

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