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2022

14

Apr

Nina Agdal Nude of the Day

Some people are movie critics, music critics, theatre critics, food critics, wine critics, well I’m a Nina Agdal critic.

I have consistently shit on her for being overrated, not worthy of being a Sports Illustrated girl, not that I think that is a high profile thing to be, but the people who are Sports Illustrated girls seem to think they are more important than other girls because of the branded stamp of approval.

I used to be a little meaner, a little angrier, a little more ruthless and I wouldn’t say I’ve got soft, because I typically think most of these people suck. I definitely didn’t get scared to be a labeled a “misogynist” that needs to be cancelled, that happened long ago an I have the freedom to reduce bitches to their cunts like society does if I want to…

I see myself as a seeker and speaker of truths, so if she was unimpressive then, I called it out by calling her a retard on some affirmative action inclusivity work program which they used to do to keep retards busy and pay them fraction of minimum wage to do it…..

But Nina pulled it off, she looks far better than she used to, despite being older. Since the pandemic she committed to fitness, I guess she needs to keep her sponsors or her boyfriend who I think sChristie Brinkley’s kid happy, to get him to cum in her so she gets that child support, and the perks of the Hamptons house and Caribbean house.

So her flashing her ass to the internet in this pic is actually kind hot, which for someone who never found her hot, is a big deal to say.

It’s some kind of Easter miracle that’s far less impressive than the actual Easter Miracle….a model got fit and looks better than she used to….probably not a miracle at all….but we’ll count it.

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2022

14

Apr

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty amazed that Asshole Behind Thongs are still being uploaded to the internet….

You’d assume that everyone, in all their slutty, exhibitionist, sex positive, perverted and empty, trying to fill whatever void and monetize because making sex transactional is cool, even if it’s fucking depressing, because it takes the fun out of it…would just ditch the thong and go full asshole.

This was the subtle tease before the gaping asshole shoots, you know the intro scene to the porno but the sexting version….but like porn before it, at a certain point they drop the story, the mystery, the fantasy and go FULL throat fuck.

The point of the story is…..Thongs are pretty inefficient at covering assholes, which is a good thing to those of us into modesty, since that is modesty, in an era of BIG DILDO IN ASS on a tuesday by a normie who doesn’t want a day job…

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2022

14

Apr

Natasha Lyonne’s Clone in Lingerie of the Day

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Natasha Lyonne is probably not best known for her role on PeeWee’s Playhouse, but the child star, who became an adult star, thanks to a role working for Woody Allen when she was 16, something I am sure he jerked off to, or onto….I guess we’d have to ask her for the intimate details but I saw the documentary on him being a creeper and he was a creeper for light haired ladies….only toend up in all the 90s movies…. but was probably most interesting when her life basically fell apart, she was near dead, addicted to heroin, with HEP C, a Collapsed Lung and a heart infection, fighting with her landlord, that cuck Michael Rappaport only to come out unschated thanks to Orange is the New Black and now has a multi million dollar first look deal with Amazon or some other streamer where they pay her for the first rights to her projects…which I’ll assume the Russian Doll show is one of….but can’t confirm, since I don’t watch that shit.

She’s now in her 40s, wearing some sort of lingerie and the whole thing is pretty fucking weird to me….but you may like it, you know strip these fools down and sexualize them so you know they matter.

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2022

14

Apr

Molly Sims Bikini of the Day

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Do you remember 90s model Molly Sims, she was known for Sports Illustrated before marrying some NETFLIX producer who you now has a lot of money, because why would a 90s Sports Illustrated model marry someone who didn’t….right. They have a bunch of kids together because that’s the insurance policy and she’s now pushing 50 and still in a bikini, because she knows, she better SLOW the ROT as hard as she can, her finances depend on it because you know some film producer who marries swimsuit models is not doing it for her personality.

It’s a status thing for men with something to prove, just not confident enough to marry a fucking ugly, even though after marriage, the hot chick gets boring and old, it’s just human nature, but luckily he’s in a solid position to cheat on her with hotter and younger chicks. I mean a movie producer needs to be involved in casting, needs to take meetings at all hours, needs to be on set. It’s a career designed for the fuck.

Anyway, I didn’t care about Molly Sims then, don’t care about her now, but old lady in bikini like it’s her job, since it’s been her only job is alright.

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2022

14

Apr

Willa Fitzgerald Brings the Nips for Photoshoot of the Day

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Willa Fitzgerald’s getting herself on the map the right way, tits first.

Let the world know that you have nipples, that you aren’t a product of top surgery because you hate yourself, that you aren’t some sort of nipple-less Angelina Jolie because you fear cancer at 31…..

You are woman, hear you roar…or you’re clickbait and know that tits get hits and the shitty entrtainment industry require you to get hits to get jobs that make hits and set you up for the rest of your life….

She did go to Yale in Theater afterall, she is TRAINED for this shit, so what’s a little free the nip to give the people some junk food so that she can get the jobs to show the world how meaningful her professionally trained thespian ass is.

There’s not much I hate more than the intelectualizing of ACTING….the “let’s take this seriously as an art form” when it’s NEVER been impressive or interesting, it’s just a bunch of narcissists playing make-belief often less impressively than the kids at the park, because at least the kids at the park write their own material.

These are shills, puppets, aspiring to get paid stupid money for meaningless work, but that’s a whole other conversation I won’t be having…

I’m here for the tits, and funny enough, I watched her in “Scream”, a multi-season TV show that sort of just died off. It was a while ago and was streaming so I just went for it, I haven’t seen anything she’ been in since that I know of, but it’s safe to say the industry is trying to make her into one of their A-Listers, but I could just be reading into the media coverage of her tit too hard.

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2022

14

Apr

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Today, I was thinking about how I celebrate the tiny tits and think tiny tits are great, because they come with leaner and fitter looking bodies….

I do that as my form of Philathropy, maybe I should start a non profit to help women find confidence in themselves, to stop reducing themselves to what they look like on the social media feed, so that we stop with the fake tits and muppet faces….YOU are hottest when you’re modest.

But as it turns out, I do also love looking at a big nice set of tits, so if there’s a game like TITTY DROPS…which I like to call the WORDLE I can get behind…even though I don’t know what WORDLE is….but see people posting about it so I know it’s viral and the hive mind are eating it up…but words are far less interesting than big tits.

That’s not to say that small tits can’t partake in the titty drop, but it’s one of those throwing a woman into the men’s league situation, where you can’t really compete in tricks that big tits can do, when you don’t have the big tits.

It’s the same as how some girls, maybe ones with inverted cervixes or other victims of rape who hate big penis let their small dick boyfriends act like they have big dicks, knowing they can’t get the same leverage, depth, or stretch as a big dick…and some of them still cum….it’s just like a disabled person adapting to a society built for non disabled people…it can be done, it’s just not as well executed as it could be.

So titty drops will always s be won by the big tits, but we encourage all tits to try, because we like em just fine the way they are!

Now, I’ll shut up, and TITTY DROP.

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2022

14

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Skinny Bikini of the Day

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It’s pretty amazing that some small town girl, maybe even a farm girl, from a very racist place like South Africa was just so hot that she was pulled out of her farm, where we can assume that her family had actual slaves, it’s South Africa and I’m pretty sure their culture was based on the colonialists coming in and enslaving the black man, but what do I know….I’m here for the tits, slave owner tits or not, and despite Candice removing her tits, I’ll still refer to her as tits, because when Is say tits, I mean “Here to sexualize them”…..”here to reduce them to their bodies, which is basically the equivalent of reducing them to their tits”….so if it’s a tall lean model body with a nice round ass despite being an old, expired mom….I’m still here for the tits….expiration dates never phased me.

Candice, who was definitely my favorite of the VS models historically, at least until Elsa Hosk replaced her, I liked her better than Klum and the other 90s out guard, and really all the other hotties that may be trans that have been human trafficked through the company in its history, so I’ll keep on posting her self produced smut, knowing she’s not quite as high profile as she once was, because there was a time she wasn’t taking selfies to keep people interested in her, but now the girls need to try hard and it’s pretty hilarious seeing the desperation….even when they’re not moms in their 30s….basically all girls doing the “look how hot I am”….like strippers selling lap dances in the strip club….humiliating really…but just another hook to make it feel that much hotter.

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2022

14

Apr

Tanline Thursday of the Dayta

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Are tanlines still a fetish, it’s very late 80s early 90s of me to get excited about the tanlines, but that’s ok, I don’t need to subscribe to the new world they’ve got running…..tanlines can still be nature’s highlighter, highlighting the good stuff, reminding me of fat ladies after a day at the waterpark getting frisky, or even some all inclusive resort adventures that for a Canadian, were made more exciting because we don’t have the sun here, it’s just one big ice wall.

I’ll assume that anything sexual is still trendy, or something being used to monetize slutty content, so the tanline lives on, only since girls don’t leave the house anymore, mental illness, agoraphobia, making tons of money from taking nudes in bed so why bother, any tanline we see will likely be a chemical rub versus the sun, becasue obviously the sun is bad according to the media, DIM OUT THE SUN… but SMEAR yourself in something that dyes your skin hard enough to be racist, just make sure you keep your panties on it when you do it, otherwise….the tanlines will be lost forever….

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2022

14

Apr

Morning Stretch and Other Videos of the Day

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Squat Girl

Gym Outfit

Buds Dancing

Hot Body Gyration

High Energy Dance

Lollipop Girl

On thee Bed

Spiritual Yoga Moves

Girl with the Invisible Face

KNOCK KNOCK

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2022

14

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The big news today is that Elon is trying to buy all of Twitter and take it private so that he can be the ruler of the free speech internet world, even though twitter fucking sucks.

I don’t trust any billionaire, I think they are all scumbags who became billionaires for being scumbags who don’t care about other people.

When you’re at Elon’s level, you are part of the global elite that actually don’t give a fuck about the everyday man….but rather herding them as if they are an inferior species.

Elon Musk is a wolf in sheep’s clothing, like a few other people the “right” think are working in their best interest.

This whole Twitter takeover thing that everyone’s talking about because he offered to buy the whole platform for the sake of free speech, is going viral because people are helpless and excited by it, they think Twitter will finally be a bastion of Free Speech and the world will resolve itself….and we’ll all be happy and free…forgetting it’s just a fucking website, it shouldn’t fucking matter in the grand scheme of humanity.

Forgetting that Elon is scam, he financed Amber Turd and gave her a baby, he is funded by the government for his Space shit, he’s financed by the government for his bullshit climate activism lie that is the Electric car, he is creating some anti-god technocrazy transhumanism for people to upload their brain to the cloud, he is also business partners with the biggest shareholders of twitter that he’s pretending to try buy out, when they are probably in on it, because they are also the biggest holder of Tesla….and if twitter becomes private, they don’t have to disclose any of the corruption that I am sure they have planned for it.

Basically, don’t get excited about anything, it’s all a fucking illusion, witch craft to confuse you.

The real solution is GET OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET!

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Skyler Simpson’s Hot in Video
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Cowboys Cheerleaders Release a Look at Their Swimsuit Calendar Photo Shoot
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Ricky Martin, Queen & More getting added to Nat Registry
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Von Miller’s Ex Wants to Know If the NFL Tests for Cocaine
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Magician Shows Off The Second Oldest Trick In Sleight Of Hand!
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NFL fans react to news of Colin Kaepernick training with NFL legends Michael Vick and Ochocinco
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Spanking on the Escalator Prank
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Dolphins Use Stingrays to Hunt Octopus
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Human Builds A Stack Of Cups On Cat, Cat Destroys It!
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Dog Stands On Two Legs And Spies On The Neighbour’s Dog!
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Donkey Tees is Ready for 420
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Cam Sluts Are the Best Sluts!
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