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2008

23

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Jade from yesterday’s stepLINKS wrote me back:

This is what pisses me off. I admit that I like sex. Why do I have to be looked down upon in society because I believed it when guys told me they loved me and were instead showing their friends the pictures and videos of us? My senior year of high school I slept with about 60 guys, including our school’s PE teacher. Does that make me a slut?
I really don’t think guys would have done this if they weren’t so influenced by pop culture and other stereotypes. These guys love to “hit it and quit it” because they think it makes them cool.
I’m disappointed that you have this website because I can tell by your writing that you are a very intelligent person.

This was my response:

Jade,

Are you going to send me those pics and videos or not. I am kinda losing my patience/interest and the truth is I love sluts….even if they’ve banged 60 guys in one year during highschool. I don’t even know 60 people. You should really get paid for your hard work.

With Love,
Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com

Here are my links:


Some Hometown Hottie Chick Named Christina Dancing With Her Massive Tits
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Kim Kardashian’s Huge Tits and No Make Up Still Make her a Slut
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The Best 30 Seconds of Your Day
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These Party Sluts Won’t Look At You in Real Life, But At Least This Way You Can Look At Them
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Some Penny Cruz Nude Scenes From Her Upcoming Flick
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Lindsay Lohan is a Jealous Lesbian
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Carmen Electra Gets Chicks to Do Upskirts For Her
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Long Hair to Pull
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Your Girlfriend Always Fakes It, But Here’s How to Find Out For Sure
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The Girls of Deal or No Deal Shake Their Asses
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And While You Look At Them, WHy Not Jerk Off in the Process?
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I Guess I Have More in Common With Monkeys Than I Thought
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The World’s Largest Breasts
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A Lorna Van Herde Photoshoot
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Julie Orden is a Natural Beauty
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Some Hot Celeb Chicks Hang Out at a Boring Party
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Find Girls Who May Fuck You
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Heather Mills Used to High Class Escort
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Kim Kardashian Wipes the Skank Off
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Emily Rossum Lookin’ Good at Some Bullshit Fashion Party
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Liz Hurley is Lookin’ a Bit Over the Hill, But Still Bangable
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Speaking of Bangable, Here’s Christie Brinkley and Her Daughter
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Naked Unknown of the Day
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Madonna’s Jail Bait Daughter is Going to Be Hot in a Year or Two
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I Swear I Get Hynotized By Ass Shakers
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Tampon Tea is the Next Japanese Delicacy
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Some Porn, Because I Love You
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Your Mom Sent Me This From Your Last Sleepover. Homo
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Today’s Lesbian Fantasy
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Ali Lohan to Follow In Her Very Talented Sister’s Footsteps and By Talented, I Mean Slutty, Drug Addicted, Mess
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That’s Right Baby, Bend Over
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Iveta Stares Out the Window, While You Stare at Her
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I Want to Punch Tila Tequila in the Face, But Here’s Some Pics of Her Anyways
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The Lovely, Lovely Lucy
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The Olive Garden Chicks Are Actually Going to Pose in Playboy
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The Tyoe of Secretary I Dream of Making Love To. Until Then, I Am My Own Secretary and Make Love to Myself
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Some Russian Politician is Marrying This Hot Bitch
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Stacy Dash in Playboy
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Some Cougar’s Flickr Pics (must sign in to see)
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Designer Gas Masks By Paris Hilton
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Sandee Westgate’s Juno Review Cuz Sluts Know What Teenage Pregnancy is All About
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Miranda Kerr Does Catalog Pics
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I ruin Hipster Social Climbing Slut’s Lives and Their Sexual Relationships with DJs
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Top 12 Sandra Bullock Movie Titles That Describe Her Recent Car Accident
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Redskins Cheerleaders Do Cricket
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Some Soon to Be Drafted Sports Dude Named Sam Kellar and His Hot Girlfriend’s Personal Pics
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Some Girl Posted a Bullshit Breast Implant Story on Youtube
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My Plastic Surgeon Homeboy Posted His Response to Her Lies Because He Can’t Let Her Ruin the Breast Implant Industry
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Nasty Tits and a Pussy
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Some Slut Being a Slut in Her Slutty Clothes
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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BONUS – Some Daily Show Obama Action for Primary Day….

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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

22

Apr

Jessica Simpson Sluts Out With Food of the Day

I never really incorporated sex into food, except for the occasional time I convinced whatever girl I was with to shove a beer bottle in her cooch, but that always took too much energy and insertion shit is pretty gross cuz you don’t know where the fuck the found object came from and seeing a condom on anything makes it look ridiculous and unsexy, especially when that anything is a bottle, food, or whatever the fuck bitch is shoving up in her.

My wife recently wanted to bring food into our sex life that I like to think is non-existent but sometimes I fuck up and give into my natural urges, but in all fairness food’s not so much a fetish for her, it just seems like more of a hobby she really digs, so the food is only licked off each other when she spills the shit and can’t let a morsel go to waste. I wonder if that’s how you spell mosel. It’s a pretty gay word.

Here’s Jessica Simpson singing for her love Tony Romo on his birthday, where they playfully make a mess out of the cake with each other and make out with their mouths full. Having a filled up mouth is a pretty common scenario that Jessica Simpson is use to because it’s the only way her boyfriends can shut the bitch up, because whenever she talks it makes them question why they are doing what they are doing until taking another glimpse of her tits.

This whole thing makes me thing of Nick Lachey and their wedding that ended in misery, but then again, everything makes me think of Nick Lachey, he’s so dreamy…..I guess that gay started with the word morsel and built up to this. I’d apologize but why bother….no one’s reading this anyway….

Posted in:Cake|Jessica Simspon|Slut

2008

22

Apr

Chanelle Hayes Is a Slut of the Day

You really have to respect a girl like Chanelle Hayes. No one knows who the fuck she is, but I’m still posting her because she somehow managed to slut herself onto the internet by dressing like a slut. I have nothing but respect for a girl who knows her worth and who also knows just how easy it is to get semi-famous and make more money than being a receptionist just by wearing little clothes and looking like she sucks dick all the time. Guys are easy to win over and that is why these feminists in turtlenecks and combat boots need to back the fuck off because they are selling themselves short and in doing that they are also manipulating other girls to sell themselves short by making them feel guilty for playing the system. Sure they can take the traditional route of climbing up the corporate ladder the traditional way, but life would be a hell of a lot easier if they just got naked and they’d make a hell of a lot more money doing it. Any girl who makes less than 100,000 dollars a year and who is semi-attractive is a fuckin’ idiot because if life is really about the hustle of earning money to live a better life there are ways to make that happen and all your dreams can come true, you just need to rework your idea of integrity.

Watch Some Comedy Sex Tape Video with Her and a Puppet for MTV that Is Kinda Funny….
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Posted in:Chanelle Hayes|Lingerie

2008

22

Apr

Fergie is in a Bikini Again of the Day

I think it’s great that Fergie was able to pull her vagina out of the gutter, get off drugs, get out of debt and now have the money to buy anything she wants but doesn’t have to buy because companies are throwing the shit at her for free. It’s always been one of life’s weird dynamics, where companies want celebrities to promote their brands so they give them tons of product even though they can afford the shit while poor people they are marketing their shit too have to work their asses off for a month just to be able to afford a pair of fuckin’ sneakers they want. I guess it doesn’t matter, but is part of the reason why I’ve decided to make myself famous.

The bad news for Fergie is that despite her rise to the top, she forgot her face in the gutter and looks about 15 years older than she is. She’s like one of those kids I saw on Maury who had that disease where they age at hyperspeed and die of old age by the time they are 5. Her fake fiance will be in for an interesting surprise in a couple of years when he’s stuck dealing with a bitch who looks 75, and for his sake I just hope her pussy isn’t on the same course, because despite how sexy some 75 year olds are, their vaginas are pretty fuckin’ disgusting and smell like moth balls. At least that’s the story I heard…..

Posted in:Bikini|Fergie

2008

22

Apr

Jodie Marsh Does Cleavage of the Day

Jodie Marsh is another one of those sluts who doesn’t mind being a slut because she realizes that it pays more than being a prude who works at the local dinner and dies at 40 when she decides to hang herself because she’s 10,000 dollars in debt from an unnatural crotchet addiction and she feels so alone in this scary world. Her life could have been saved had she spent that 10,000 dollars of credit on a pair of fake tits, 15 years earlier, but instead she took the sad path. It’s one of those what if situations where you look at your life and wonder how different it would have been had you taken a different course, only in this case, that conscious decision isn’t really an unknown but her moral Christian upbringing just skewed her from making the right decision….

Either way, I was at the strip club, this slut was all trying to get me to get a dance with her and I pawned her off on my friend, who ended up rejecting her. I told her that if she was really serious about getting a dance, all she had to do was tell us “I want to grab your tits”, it’s this psychological thing where guys walk down the street everyday wanting to grab every tit they see, but girls never just offer it up, they play all hard to get and take work and when at a stripclub we don’t want to have to put ourselves out there, we want shit handed to us but for some reason strippers try to retain their dignity and in doing that end up rejecting my advice, call me and asshole and move onto some other sucker. I know that I can’t say no to a girl who asks me to grab her tits and I assume you feel the same way and that my advice was sound, but unfortunately for the slut she just didn’t value my opinion so fuck her. Here’s Jodie Marsh with her retarded cleavage.

Posted in:cleavage|Jodie Marsh|Tits

2008

22

Apr

From the Forum of the Day

I just woke up and I am not sure why, there were riots in Montreal because of crazy Canadian Hockey fans and I decided to head out to find girls flashing there tits because I made a guarantee to a good friend of mine that the girls would be out flashing and she thinks I am full of shit, so I had to prove her wrong. That said, I ended up in the hospital, not because I was sick, but because I like watching other people in misery sometimes to make me really understand just how lucky I am. I met a nice girl who was in a car accident who will be going into surgery in the next couple days and tried to get her to show me her ass in her hospital gown, but the broken leg got in the way. When I asked if she had seat belt burns, she didn’t appreciate me asking to see it over and over again in hopes of getting a glimpse of her nipple. Either way, my heart goes out to her. Drive Safe.

Here are some posts from the forum you should take part in!

————music—————-

Ladytron – Velocifero
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Tom Waits – Black Rider
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Michael Jackson – Got to Be There
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Big Country – The Crossing
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Perfect Beats – Vol.3
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Ween – The Mollusk
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The Knife – Deep Cuts
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Fischerspooner – #1
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The Cure – Rarities and B-sides
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Juvenile – 400 Degreez
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———-Girls Doing Sexy Things————–

Kumikomi Feels Herself
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Carmen is a slut
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Young and Top Heavy
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Misty Hendricks
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Ambrosia is a lesbian slut
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MILF with a breats reduction
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Random Sluts
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———–Software————-

VidaOne Diet and Fitness for all the fatties ou there
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———–sex talk————

Where is Your Aim?
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————-e-books————-

Great Lies To Tell Small Kids
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Posted in:Forum

2008

22

Apr

Hustler Lingerie Photoshoot of the Day

Hustler Lingerie, known for being one of the classier brands of lingerie found in strip clubs and trashy party slut homes around America because it doesn’t give you a rash or turn your skin green like some cheap jewelry you bought at the mall, did some kind of photoshoot of their shit with some porn lookin’ bitch and I figured I’d post it here for you to lighten up your depressingly useless day.

Sure, it’s not as exciting as real porn and the no name who is a no name according to me and could actually be a someone is hardly anything to look at, even though she looks better than my wife or pretty much anyone I’ve ever fucked, but in my defense, I am not encouraging my wife or anyone I’ve ever fucked to produce videos like this I am definitely not watching or thinking about seeing them like this, not that I wouldn’t, because the truth is disgusting girls getting naked usually gets me more aroused than watching this plastic lookin’ sluts livin’ out what is probably the height of their careers, but maybe I’m just weird….in fact, I think we’ve established that I am weird a long time ago….so just watch the fuckin’ video….

Posted in:Hustler Lingerie|Photoshoot

2008

22

Apr

Hilary Duff is a Cowboy in Shorts of the Day

This post is legendary and by legendary I mean not very interesting at all but worth posting because short shorts are in style this summer, at least that’s what it looks like because I was out over the weekend and every girl was wearing shorts where ass cheeks hung out of the motherfuckers and pussies were suckin’ those fuckin’ things up like they hadn’t been fed in weeks….and that makes me a fan.

The truth is that anything slutty making its way into the mainstream is something that I support because I am a pervert and there was a time when the only girls who wore these things total were fuckin’ sluts and looked down upon by other girls, making the girls who had the bodies to pull it off and who were sitting on the fence about rockin’ these in public choose to not put them on. That made people like you and me the losers in the situation, which isn’t saying much because we were losers to begin with but it’s saying something and that something is that when you see Hilary Duff in anything slutty, you know that shit’s not slutty anymore and is all of a sudden considered wholesome because her virgin touch purifies things since her only sexual experience was when she used to eat Good Charlotte’s pussy and that was a long time ago….since then it’s been occasional accidental masturbation from when she pressed up against the jet of her jacuzzi for a few minutes longer than she was supposed to…

Either way, here’s everyone’s favorite cowgirl who’s only experience with a horse was back when she was younger and would climb up on her sister’s back and I approve.

Posted in:Cowboy|Hilary Duff|Shorts

2008

22

Apr

Empire Isis Could Be The Next Big Thing Exclusive of the Day

I know you fuckers are into hard rock, death metal and other things that you can listen to while breaking things and masturbating while crying at the same time, but this song was just sent to me and it made me and my wife dance together. The truth is that I don’t dance, especially with my pig of a wife, but the artist is named Empire Isis, she’s out of Montreal, she’s been making music for a long time and she’s just turned down a deal with Interscope, has won a ton of awards and is produced by Prayon who is the same dude who does beats for Beyonce, G-Unit and Sean Paul. They are onto big things and you’ll be hearing a lot more from her in the next few months so I figured I’d be the one to release the tune. I’m an opportunist like that.

This is a Stepfather exclusive to start your day and I approve of Empire Isis so you should too.

Listen to the track : Empire Isis – Don’t Go Home (Dirty)

GO TO HER MYSPACE FOR MORE
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Posted in:Empire Isis|stepMUSIC

2008

21

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I got fan mail:

I just ran across your filthy website! You are a total pig. Not all women are “sluts” and “bitches.” This is so offensive. I read that you have a wife? I weep for the poor woman.

You know, I was used by a lot of guys like you when I was in high school and college. It’s because of these attitudes that guys are dicks to women. You are helping to ruin a lot of lives out there by perpetuating stereotypes.

Please take down your website.

Jade

I responded:

Jade,

I do not think all women are sluts and bitches.

I am sorry to hear that you were used by guys in high school and college, but the truth is that you own your vagina and unless they were raping you, you allowed yourself to get used. If you weren’t a slut and kept your vagina in your pants, you’d have no issues and you can really only blame yourself.

I’ll make a deal with you…I’ll take down my website when you send me pics of you masturbating. Just think of it as a small sacrifice to save all the lives I am ruining by perpetuating stereotypes that I didn’t create, but just comment on.

With Love,
Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com

That said, it may be the end of the site, because Jade asked so politely, but before I go, here’s a special offer:

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And Here are my links:

Somebody Still Wants Jenna’s Vagina
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Something Completely Unattainable to Start Your Week Off Right
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Heidi Montag Showing the World Her Greatest Talent
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Danica Patrick is Number One Slut…in this Slutty Photoshoot
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Boxing Ain’t So Gay Anymore
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The Hottest Girls a Virgin Like You Will Ever Have a Chance With
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Speaking of Virgin’s Here’s a Special Video Dedicated to YOu
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Pam Anderson Bleeds Class
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Web Cam Sluts That May Just Give You a Shot
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Hot Porn Star Who I Have a Crush On Named Kayden Kross Masturbating Video
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Japan Confuses ME Sometimes
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Speaking of Japan, This Hot Japanese Chick is Pranking Dudes
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I Don’t Know What Vanessa Marcil is Doing Lately, But Here’s a Photoshoot of Hers Nonetheless
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Miley Cyrus is Slowly Inching Down Her Chosen Path
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It’s Like a Map to Star’s Homes, But With Hot Chicks Instead
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Kate Beckinsale Keeps on Looking Better….
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Pete Doherty Doesn’t Surprise Me Anymore…He’s Awesome
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I Want to Give it To Zhang Ziyi’s Eggroll and by Eggroll I mean Vagina
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Carmen Electra Looking Sexy at her 56th Birthday
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Naked Girls + Ocean = Boners. That’s a Mathematical Fact
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Lohan Continues Her Decent Into Old Age
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Beach Babes to Get Off To
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Best Porn in the Net Right Here
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Hysterical Glory Hole Outtake Video of a Nasty Girl Who is Repulsed By The Dude and Pukes (NSFW)
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Meet Crideon….She’s a Slut
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Natasha Mealey Topless
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A Situation I’m Sure You Can Relate To
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Some Annoying Girl Gets Knocked the Fuck Out By Some Dude
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Eva Mendes is in Some New Movie Poster, Lookin’ Hot
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And Here’s the Trailer for Said Movie
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I Wouldn’t Put My Dick in Anything Ray J’s Has Been In, But Whitney Houston is Still Lookin’ Bangable
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Some Girl Playing With Retarded Big Tits Video
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Some Chicks Pole Dancing End Up in a Brawl…Funny
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Like Peas and Carrots
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A Double Nipple Slip Picture
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10 Hottest Videos of Girls Taking Off Their Bras
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20 Sexy Environmentalists
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Hayden Panettiere Defends Paris Hilton
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The Texas Polygamist Wife Calendar
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Adri Gets Drunk and Takes Off Her Clothes
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I Hate Shia Lebeouf, and So Does Everyone Else
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Amy Winehouse’s Blake Incarcerated is a Real Class Act
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Drunk Slut Dances On Hood of Vehicle
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Liz Hurley Can Still Rock a Bikini
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Taking It Off!!
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Creepy Funeral Pics I Don’t Understand
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Asian Nipple
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Use This To Get Sex, Because Sex is Fun!
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Posted in:stepLINKS