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2008

21

Apr

Miley Cyrus’ Personal Pictures of the Day



I love how everyone calls me out for being a sick fuck for predicting that this bitch will grow up to be a slut. They think it’s so fucking twisted to think of a 15 year old being sexually active. I always tell them that it’s Oprah’s fault for getting the idea into my head when she had an episode on these 14 year old high school sex parties. In fact, Oprah is like my god and if that bitch can talk about 14 year olds licking assholes, I think I can too. It’s like she set the bar for me or some shit.

The point is that Miley Cyrus plays this whole girl of God innocent shit, that I know is a total lie and that whenever this bitch is at home alone with a guy watching teenage comedies, she’s the one who grabs his dick over his pants and begs for him to fuck her without a condom because she hasn’t got her period yet and can’t get pregnant…or she’s this wholesome Christian girl who bends the rules by putting cocks in her mouth and ass, keeping her vagina off limits but still finding ways to get off, like a recovering heroin addict who loves shooting up, so he’s taken to shooting coke instead of heroin because he doesn’t consider it really doing drugs because Heroin is that much more fun and cocaine is designer shit for rich girls. It’s like how you don’t think it’s gay to let your best friend give you a blowjob because he’s your buddy, you’re not putting a penis in your mouth and girls don’t really give you the time of day and you’re tired of jerking off.

The truth is when I see pictures like this, I know that I am right in thinking she’s a slut with too much money on her hand and that age doesn’t play any factor in that and I just realize that I was born in the wrong era, because when I was 15, girls weren’t even masturbating yet, they didn’t know what the fuck sex was and the occasional one who did was considered a slut and rightfully, because that bitch gave me Chlamydia.

Either way, here are the Hannah Montana, innocent teenage girl pictures, because according to the hate mail I get, she’s just a little girl with no sex drive, but according to the pictures, bitch looks like she’s ready for sex, loves male attention and she’s letting us know that in a few years, we’ll be seeing a lot more of her and that she’s yet another reason we should love Disney and their creepy producers for breeding these whores like a pimp at the bus station lookin’ for teenage runaways to work under him.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Personal Pictures|Slut

2008

18

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I keep getting emails about where I from and what I do. So I thought I’d start my memoirs here. My name is Jesus Martinez. I am from a border town in Mexico and my mom was a whore, but the good type who would fuck you bareback if you paid her a couple extra dollars and we never knew who my dad was because people liked paying the extra couple of dollars. I was fortunate enough to experience her work first hand before she died and I am drunk so here are my links. Goodnight.


Because I Want You to Form a Wet Spot on Your Crotch
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It’s Friday, Which Means You’re Spending the Weekend Alone, So I Thought I Would Give You These
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Rachel Nichols is Scarlett O’Hara from The New G.I.Joe Movie
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He Wants to Bang Abigail Clancy, and So Should You
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Hot Chicks, Rock and Booze
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Some Hot Chicks You Know on the Beach Being Hot
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Tie Bondage Knots, So If You Ever Bring a Girl Home, You Can Force Her Stay Forever
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Aubrey O’Day See Through Dress
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A Helping Hand, That Ins’t Your Own on Your Own Penis
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Hot Meat
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A Sexy Gallery to End The Week Off Right
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Miranda Kerr is All Over the Place These Fucking Days
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You Can’t Get a Real Girlfriend, But You Can Have One on the Internet!!
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Jessica Simpson Can’t Handle Her Booze, Why Am I Not Surprised
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A Bunch of Slut’s and US Magazine’s Hot Hollywood Party
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More Slut’s at the Hot Hollywood Party
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Find Girls To Fuck, Because You’re Real Doll Won’t Last Forever
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Rachel Bilson Lookin’ Good
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Trouble in Paradise So Soon?
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I can’t Decide If These Chicks Are Twins or Not, But Either Way They Are In a Bathtub Together Naked
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Cruz Beckham Flips the Paps The Bird. Way to Go Half Pint
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Bikini Contest
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Caught in the Act!
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Maria Gets Spunky
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Some Porn For The Weekend
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Hayden Panty-Airs in Her Bikini
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Gary Busey is Homeless and So Am I
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Tempting Fate
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Eve is Lookin’ Fine
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If This Happens, I Am Going to Blow My Brains Out
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Sex Sells, And Here’s Some Proof
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Kate’s Playground Painting
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Teri Marie Harrison
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Top 10 Topless Baywatch Slut Scenes…
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Dexter Gordon
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Some Toy Car Driving Into Pussy
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The Russian President is Splitting with His Wife for this Slut
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In an Absolut World All Penises Would be 8 Inches
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Some Webcam Girl Named Asian Bubble Doing Her Webcam Thing
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Carl Jr’s Promotes Burgers the Right Way
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Polygamist’s Have 1 Eyebrow
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And MORE Miranda Kerr, But This Time She is Naked
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Michelle Rodriguez is a Delicate Flower of a Man
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McDonald’s Newest Mascot?
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Sexy Kittens
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Girl in her Lingerie
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Some Tit
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Some Slut Showing Her Pussy on Cam
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

18

Apr

Zoe Kravitz in Some See Through Shirt of the Day

This is Zoe Kravitz in a see through shirt. She’s Lenny Kravitz’s Daughter and she probably as no problem getting let into all the exclusive parties, the one exclusive party she hasn’t come to yet is my shit hole apartment, which is too bad because I’ve already plastered the walls with Lenny Kravitz posters and put on my Lenny Kravitz cd so that she doesn’t getting any idea that I am trying to be friends with her for any other reason other than the fact that she’s Lenny Kravitz’s daughter and that means she has lots of money that can be used to buy me things.

The good news is that from my experience all rich girls are sluts and love to fuck, maybe it’s cuz daddy was out making money on the road all their lives or maybe it’s cuz they can afford to buy anything they want and the only thing they get pleasure out of is cocaine, liquor and fucking. The other good news is that despite being inter-racially mixed, she managed to still be born with nipples, because I heard that when you breed different species of dogs weird shit happens to them, like six toes or weird skin diseases and figure it’s the same thing for humans, so when you get with one, you never know what surprises are to come.

Speaking of cum, this is the kind of girl you’ll want to cum in because she comes with benefits, like supporting your ass and getting you into all the Lenny Kravitz concerts your heart desires because he’s your baby granddaddy and you’re into lesbian music.

Posted in:Nipple|See Through|Zoe Kravitz

2008

18

Apr

Heather Graham Airport Ass Grab of the Day

It was a nice day, so I kinda forgot to post these pictures of Heather Graham getting her ass grabbed in the airport because I chose getting drunk over sitting on my ass smelling the rotting pile of garbage that no one has or will take down unless I do it, which I won’t because I like the smell of garbage more than the smell of my wife.

I guess it’s nice to see a slut being treated like a slut in public, it really puts things in perspective and makes me realize that no matter how much money a bitch has, or how many dudes have jerked off to her in Boogie Nights, there will still be a dude who only hangs with her cuz he likes treating her like she’s a cheap hooker who’s already been paid. Enjoy.

Posted in:Ass Grab|Heather Graham|Jeans

2008

18

Apr

Rachel Bilson is in the Most Annoying Relationship of the Day

So Rachel Bilson and Star Wars are the new “it” couple in Hollywood and that means that they have to star in movies together because it’s great marketing. They just finished one about Egypt and now they are doing this one and the good news is that the stress of spending everyday and every night together will probably break them up because Star Wars won’t have enough down time to himself to play videogames and fuck other chicks behind her back cuz she’ll always been peering over motherfucker’s shoulder. I guess Hollywood can break love as fast as it makes love and her being single is probably a good thing because she looks like a total slut.

Posted in:Annoying Relationship|Rachel Bilson

2008

18

Apr

From the Forum of the Day

It turns out that the forum is kinda a sausage party where there’s only 1 girl for ever 10 guys, but I don’t see that as a sausage party, I see it as a gangbang and despite the very gay part of having group sex with your friend, there’s at least a vagina to make it less gay than the times you jerked off to gay porn because regular porn bored you. The glass is always half full or some shit…here’s a glimpse into what’s going on there.

———-music—————-

The Duke Spirit
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Leona Lewis – Spirit
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Cut Copy – In Ghost Colours
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Jewel Discography
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Charles Mingus
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Sunny Day Real Estate – Rising Tide
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The Amps – Pacer
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The Kinks – Kinky
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Dashboard Confessional and REM
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Macy Gray – On How Life Is
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Marilyn Manson – Remix and Repent
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The Roots – Organix
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M83 – Digital Shades Vol.1
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Mortal Kombat OST
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———-pics————

Irish Palm Pilot
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———-sexy stuff ————–

The Funniest thing that YOU can probably relate to
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More Stacy Dash Tits
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Some Slut Feeling Herself – In The Pink
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Random Sluts
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More Sluts
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SOme Ass
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———–Software————-

Clone DVD
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————-e-books————-

Private Rooms
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————-video———–

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
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———–news————-

Monster Cable Pushes around the wrong company
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

18

Apr

Hilary, Obama and John Edwards Do Late Night TV for Votes of the Day

I would question what kind of country I live in when the people who are running for office spend most of their time promoting themselves, fishing for as many votes as possible, by making appearances on late night TV shows trying to be funny and trying to connect to the people, because I guess even they think that Americans are just a bunch of idiots who sit in front of a computer or TV and who can only connect with people who make them laugh or who they consider celebrities because they see them on TV. The presidential candiates are on some “celebrity” shit and are dumbing themselves down to be the next Paris Hilton, with hopefully a better inter-racial sex tape for the democratic party to have something interesting to offer than this whole end the war bullshit.

I guess the answer is the kind of country with major poverty, a shitty economy, a huge percentage of uneducated people, a huge obesity problem and who bomb countries wrongfully like some kind of cowboy lookin’ for some Indians to shoot up with no care for consequence or remorse for killing millions of people and spending enough money that could have been spent to find the cure to cancer or HIV which they probably don’t want to do because disease makes money. The kind of country that made The Hills the number one rated show on TV, that made Kim Kardashian famous and the kind of country who would vote Kermit the Frog or Britney Spears into office if they were candidates because you like the way they sing and still wouldn’t be able to name the 50 states, bordering countries or even who they voted into office, because college is about flashing your tits at Spring Break parties in Cancun and not about learning….

I find this shit offensive. Obama Does Colbert Report

And John Edwards Does Colbert Report

Posted in:Barack Obama|Hilary Clinton|John Edwards

2008

18

Apr

Mila Kunis Does GQ Photoshoot of the Day

Since I’ve been doing this a long time, I kind of understand the cycle that celebrities go through when they are promoting movies because they all go to the same route and all have the same worthless publicist who uses the same fuckin’ contacts to get the same kind of exposure as all the other girls. They all do the same daytime TV shows, late night TV shows, magazines and GQ is one of them and this is Mila Kunis’ shoot.

It’s like a bitch is pretty much non-exitant for years then all of sudden she’s everywhere, people are writing about her, people are talking about her, all because of her stupid movie when they should be giving her dirty looks for being the girl who fuck’s that kid from Home Alone, because whenever I tell people how I wanna bang the girl from Parent Trap they all give me dirty look….Life is unfair more proof of that is how much this photoshoot sucks. If I did GQ, I’d make sure they sprawl me out in a skimpy bikini on a bear fur rug, but only because fat guys in bikinis always gets a cheap laugh and at this point I am willing to do pretty much anything to make someone laugh…

Posted in:GQ|Mila Kunis|Photoshoot

2008

18

Apr

Ashlee Simpson Suckin’ Songs Not Cock of the Day

Here is Ashlee performing live on the Today show, or some other live show, which was a pretty big mistake on her and her management’s part because bitch is sucking harder than she’s ever sucked before, which isn’t saying much since she’s pretty much a lesbian and her fiance has a big fat pussy. He probably writes all her songs for her while he’s on his fuckin’ period, hormonal and crying, he probably also chose her outfit, did her make-up and told her she’d be awesome, despite knowing bitch has no talent.

I guess the good news is that anyone can become famous, that it doesn’t take talent to get ahead and for all the little girls reading this site, dreams do come true, except for that little crippled boy who wants to play professional socceer but only because he only has one leg.

Truth is that no matter how bad she sings, I kinda want to fuck the intensity and bad singing out of her which could take a long time and that annoying boyfriend would keep jumping on my back and scratching at me to get off his girl like a bratty spoiled motherfucker who doesn’t want you paying his videogames…..

I am hung over, Here are some pictures of her at some event:

Here are some pictures of her and her girlfriend:

To Download Her Obviously Heavily Produced New Album – We’ve Got the Pre-Release
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Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Disaster|singing live

2008

17

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So my rich friend let me ride in a taxi with him tonight because we were drunk and he didn’t feel like losing his license. He’s a pussy like that. I was trying to convince him to go for it because the worst that could happen is that we both die or someone we run over dies and the world’s overpopulated as is. Make some room for the new babies motherfucker, but he refused because he didn’t want his wife to get mad at him. Anyway, we got in the cab and I felt like a poor kid who just won the make a wish foundation and I’m flying to fuckin’ Disney World for the first and last time because I am terminally ill and going to die in 6 months and that’s why I won the make a wish foundation.

So, I didn’t have to take public transportation and deal with the smells of poverty and immigration and it was pretty fuckin’ luxurious. The only problem is My cab driver didn’t match the license he had on display, he was drunker than we were and dude ended up driving down some alley slamming into a garbage container and running the fuck out on us with the keys, so I had to walk home, because my friend didn’t want to take another cab and that’s why I am late on my links – but here they are.


Sexiest Calendar of All Time
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Some Pornstars Bowling in Bikinis, Because Bowling Wasn’t Trashy Enough…..
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Jessica Biel’s Ass Crack
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Some ATV Towing Video
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Boob Size Survey!!
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So Anderson Cooper is a Confirmed Poofter Exclusive
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Seems Elvis and I Have More in Common than Just Being Drunk and Over Weight
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The Lovely Anna
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Ellen Pompeo with No Bra and Hard Nipples
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Get Your Girlfriend to Give You an Ice Cube Blowjob and Here’s the Instructional Video How….
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I Supposed Dreaming of Hanging Out with Them Doesn’t Hurt Anyone or Anything, Except Your Already Shitty Self-Esteem
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Live Sex is the Only Way To Go
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This Bitch is Hot and in Her Bikini. That’s All I Have to Say About That
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I Guess the Dog Was Hungry…
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Vanessa Marcil Photoshoot
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Papa Joe Pimps His Daughters in Ways That Inspire Me
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Find Girls to Fuck Before You Get Carple Tunnel
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Christina Ricci is Hot and Also Kind of Smart
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Courtney Love Gives Herpes to Newest Victim
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LADIES: Learn to Tea Bag Properly
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Katie Holmes is a Sailor Slut
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Some Hot Girl on Spring Break
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Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape Was Just a Publicity Stunt….
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Hottest Chick Ever
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Bitch Slappin!
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Your Daily Porn Fix
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Some Ethnic Bitches, Cause That’s My New Thing
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Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pics
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Treadmill Accident
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Kristen Bell Looked Hot of Letterman
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David Cross Likes Em Young
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Sexy Broads in a Naked Swimming Challange
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Enjoy Some Time in the Dressing Room With Jenny
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Say Hello to Holly Weber
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Real Life Arkanoid
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Kim Kardashian Whores It Up in Lingerie
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Some Naked Amateur
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Office Sex is Back Thanks to the Internet…
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Playboy is Lookin’ For Girls From The Olive Garden…That’ll be Fat….All You Can Eat Bread Sticks…
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Alexandra Dupre’s Lesbian Girls Gone Wild Scene
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April Scott Wearing Some Lingerie For You To Masturbate To
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Some Girls Gone Wild Coed Tryout Video Weirdness
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Some Wet T-Shirt Video
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Spring Break – Playboy Style
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Learn How to Fuck Proper
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Top Gear is a Good Car Show I’ve Seen
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Some Top 10 Celebrity Ass Shots According to This GUy
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2 Chicks Play Lesbian By Taking a Bath Together
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Hot Beach Girls
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Erotic Photographer Kern’s Behind the Scenes at a Photoshoot With Some Chick Named Sinead
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Drug Addicts are Given Soccer Tickets As Incentive to Quit the Drugs
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Jennifer Aniston Wearing Some Jean Shorts…
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

She Cuts Herself, Eats Chips, Bandages Herself Up, Gets Naked for the Internet, Forgets to Shave Her Bush
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Some Girl Show Her Tits and Her Panty Ass
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Lookin’ Fuckin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Girl Shows Off her Totally Naked Body
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A Girl and Her Tits
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A Slut Posing in Her Hooters Outfit, Underwear and Other Slutty Things
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Some Naked Chick and Her Pregnancy Test
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Some Chick Bent the Fuck Over
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