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2008

16

Apr

Bill O’Reilly Goes After Bill Maher of the Day

I don’t watch TV because I don’t have a TV and can’t afford and TV and if I could afford a TV, I wouldn’t buy a TV because I’d rather put it in a savings account so that one day I’ll have enough money stashed away to escape this life.

People keep sending me clips of shit from TV and since I like to run my mouth about everything, I have no choice but to post them here.

I know nothing about BIll O’Reilly, but I do know about Bill Maher and he’s some dude who dates dirty black sluts like SuperHead, who he apparently treated like shit because he’s on some kind of power trip and thinks he’s so fuckin’ smart and she’s just nothing but a whore who sucks off basketball players and rap superstars, but that doesn’t matter, what does matter is the he rips into the Catholic church about being pedophiles on a huge scale and it’s kinda funny in an obvious way, but still funny.

I met a priest the other day because I wanted to repent my sins and figured what better way to beg for forgiveness than to try to find Jesus like most recovering addicts do. When I got there, I couldn’t help but ask him where his mustache was. I figure since he only really works on Sundays, he’s got a lot of downtime that could be used to tutor kids, coach little league since he’s not allowed to jerk off, which is something most guys do whenever they have a lot of downtime. He didn’t laugh but still told me the Jesus loves me which made me feel ok about making fun of everyone.

This Bill O’Reily dude is kind of right about the double standard and that the white Christian man is subject to a lot of abuse because they are the norm, but the second you rip into Jews, Fags, Blacks, Spics, Terrorists, Women, Native Americans, you have all these fuckin’ groups on your ass trying to shut you the fuck down for being an asshole. I firmly believe that we should be able to call Catholics pedophiles, White people boring, Black people criminals, Hispanics Lazy, Natives Gas Huffers, Jews Dog Faced Money Grubbing Accountants, Fags Unnatural, Lesbians Bitches who Wish They Had Penis so Instead Hate on Penis, Muslims terrorists and whatever other stereotype that makes you laugh. This shit isn’t hate, it’s just mass-generalizations and people need to stop taking themselves so seriously, including O’Reilly.

Posted in:Bill Maher|Bill O'Reilly

2008

15

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So I am at the grocery store buying my fat wife some chips because bitch is on some kind of diet that she pretends she saw on Oprah but is probably some kind of lie, because she’s been on it for 10 years and she’s fat as hell, so I guess it’s really just some kind of fat person diet which makes sense that she saw it on Oprah but that’s not the point.

So I run into my old neighbor’s daughter who I haven’t seen in years and she’s with some kind of lesbian now and she’s hanging with her lover and introduces to me as her lover, so I awkwardly slap the lover on the back and tell her that I could always tell she was a lesbian by the way she licked her ice cream….she just liked it too much but then again she was 4 and that’s when they gave me a dirty look and walked away.


Jodie Marsh Takes Off Layers of Sperm and Poses Without Make-Up
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Britney Spears May Release Her Video Diaries
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Don’t Worry, These Half Naked Party Sluts Won’t Talk to Me Either…That’s What GHB is For….
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Jenna Jameson’s Zombie Strippers Exclusive Clip
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Cheryl Tweedy’s Rack is Smokin’
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Use This To Get Laid, Because It Won’t Happen On It’s Own
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Hypnotize Chicken…Then Fuck it After
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In Case You Need a Little More Kim Kardashian
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A Gallery of Peeping Thongs, Because I know Shit Covered Pieces of String Get You Off
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Download Stills From the Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape HERE!
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Hours of Web Cam Fun with Webcam Sluts
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So This is What Girls Do For Fun? Kinda Gross…If You Ask Me…And I’m a Gross Motherfucker…
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Rock of Love Reunion Went Wrong…Or Right, Depending How You Look At It
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Pam Anderson Showing Off Her Huge Tits
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Some Sienna Miller in a Romper Like a 2 Year Old…Slut….
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Snoop Dogg is in Love With Leanna Rimes
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Some Vintage STD Ad….Syphilis is NOW Curable…
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Lucky Lucy is Some Blonde Slut Posing In Her G-String
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Paris Says Kim Kardashian Has Cottage Cheese Legs…and The Fight Begins….
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Pam Anderson Reading Some Kind of Corporate Porn….
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Miley Cyrus Jail Bait at the CMT Awards
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Lopez is Losing the Baby Weight Fast. Now If She Could Only Do Something About That Ass
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Mother of the Year
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Rio Heroes Ring Girls
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One More Chick That Could Kick Your Ass
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Spring Break Sluts
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Calandar Girls
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Some Mischa Barton Semi-Topless
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Micah Moore’s Gallery
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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Your Tuesday Porn Fix
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Well, It’s Official. Alba is Never Going to Be Hot Again…Here She is Sucking….
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Some Self Defense Bullshit Video
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Some Girl Attacks a Guy For Asking Her IF She Took Her Pussy to the Vet to Get Its Shots Video
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Some Insane Street Illusion Art
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2 Girls, 1 Cupcake
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Jelena Jensen Takes a Bath
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Brooklyn Decker’s Hot Gallery
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Naked on Ice
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Some Dude VIolently Attacks His Ex in Front of his New Girlfriend
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Some Dancing Cop Caught on Video
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Heidi Montag Thinks She’s a Rapper
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Irina Voronina Gallery
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That Amazing Scene From Showgirl
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The Sexiest Topless Babes
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Lily Allen Gets A Post-Miscarriage Haircut – It’s a New Trend
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Find Girls To Fuck You in the Way Your Own Hand Can’t
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Some TNA Wrestling Bitch Named Velvet Sky Lookin’ Like a Pornstar
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Some Girl Takes a Shower For You in Her Clothes
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Some Jojo Gallery for the Perverts
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Slag in her Underwear and Posing And Shit
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Some Breast Feeding Video
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BONUS – Dark Knight Alternate Ending I Didn’t Watch

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2008

15

Apr

Sophie Monk’s Got a Dumpy Ass of the Day

I guess I should have known that something wasn’t right with this Sophie Monk character. I was all excited about her a couple weeks ago but never even thought about the condition of her ass. The fact that she was with Good Charlotte was the worst I thought it could get, but I was able to pass that off as some kind of mistake since she’s a foreigner and maybe Good Charlotte is a big deal in Australia…like Hasselhoff was huge in Germany and I figured I couldn’t blame her for falling into a culturally confused decision…but now I see her ass and whatever the fuck she’s doing to it. It looks like she’s trying to hold in her shit by clenching and that’s making it look she’s already dumped out some mangled ground beef already and it makes me cry on the inside. You know, I don’t expect anyone to be perfect, but when you look this tight from the front, it’s a total downer to catch yourself wondering if that shit’s a tall skinny 95 year old from the back.

I still will say she’s a better catch than Paris Hilton and bad ass or not I’m still a fan, but now that she’s onto Ryan Seacrest, I think it’s safe to say that Sophie Monk is dead to me.

Bonus – Sophie Monk Showing Off Some Tit to Distract Us From Her Dumpy Ass

Posted in:Ass|Sophie Monk

2008

15

Apr

Sienna Miller’s Hot Cocaine Body Rocks a Cameltoe in a Bikini of the Day

Sienna Miller is good to go. She’s got an amazing cocaine body and I love that she doesn’t mind showing it off like some free spirited vegan feminist in sandals with a huge bush, but unlike the vegan feminist, Sienna Miller doesn’t rip cocks off men everywhere and hold them over her head like she’s carrying some Olympic torch in her quest to take the penis down, but instead begs for it to be stuck inside her because it’s a lazy day and she just feels like smoking some cigarettes, drinking some wine and laying on white linens naked all day after getting fucked.

Sure it could just be misrepresentation and misinterpretation, but she seems to be the good kind of hippie, the kind who is into fucking but who lives in luxury lofts, wears designer clothes and has enough money to pay me child support after I K-Fed her. Not that I ever will, but you get what I’m saying here, her vagina’s so hungry it’s eating her white bikini bottoms and that to me is enough proof of what I just wrote. Reality is that none of us will find out, but you can try to pretend you are while masturbating. It wouldn’t be a first time for you…at least you’re giving your dead relatives who are watching over you something to watch and by watch I mean be ashamed of…I guess it’s your kind of over-acheiving or some shit, you know adding chronic masturbater to being an unemployed, overweight loser on welfare in his mom’s basement is kind of an achievement.

Posted in:Bikini|Cameltoe|Cocaine|Sienna Miller

2008

15

Apr

Michael Caine’s Got Some Hot Pussy of the Day

Michael Caine hanging out with some slut who isn’t his wife is pretty awesome, but not as awesome as menopause. Nothing turns a woman into a squared out dump truck quite like hormonal changes in her body. Aging is a glorious thing, where skin loses it’s elasticity and falls off your bones and your ass becomes a sack of fucking shit and not just a tool used to fill a bag with shit. I have no idea who this chubby, dumpy girl is, but seeing her gives me a total fuckin’ boner, but that’s just because I can tell she’s easy and would appreciate any attention she gets because that is all part of the beauty of fleeting beauty.

Posted in:Bikini|Michael Caine

2008

15

Apr

I got Jungle Fever For Montana of the Day

Her name is Montana and she’s some big breasted whore of a black chick, who wears sheer tops and tapes her nipples so that she can keep her outfit PG and not get dirty looks when at the store buying her illegitimate baby some formula.

The truth is that I am hooked on black girls right now, in my life I’ve got none because they tend to hate me and my ignorant ways and because I’ve never lived in the suburbs where middle class people of all races and culture mingle at block parties, in schools and at the mall, but I am from the gutter where all races and cultures hate each other and run from each other or get killed by each other over stolen bikes and $5 worth of crack.

The point is that I went to the strip club and fell in love with some 19 year old Naomi Campbell dark, tall, glamorous girl who told me she was classy. I wrote the story yesterday but can’t get the thought of her YouTube worthy ass shake out of my head. I pretty much live on the internet so everything I see reminds me of the Internet. It’s depressing but not as depressing as finding out that most guys don’t like the booty shake dance and just find it played out, but I’m not one of those guys. That shit hypnotizes me and for some reason black girls do it best. I guess it has to do with having a natural rhythm, like they are genetically coded to understand drums and chants because it’s been a huge part of their culture while running away from lions, Rhinos and all other African Safari animals like the AIDS virus and famine.

I guess this girl Montana may not be all about her ass, like my girl was but that’s probably because she’s stacked and likes to focus on her good parts but she is definitely a step-up/stomp the yard from that other Montana who Disney created and who hasn’t even been in puberty long enough to have tits.

Posted in:Jungle Fever|Montana

2008

15

Apr

Kristen Bell’s Sex Scene in the Forgetting Sarah Marshall R-Rated Clip of the Day

I woke up after 3 hours of sleep wondering why my wife never wants to fuck me. Sure I’ve got the whole impotency issue and there was a time she wouldn’t keep her slimy hands off of me forcing me to reject her and tell her how gross she was repeatedly until bitch understood the magnitude of what her obesity was doing to me sexually, but every now and then, my ridiculous sexual obsession and “Always Down to Fuck” attitude gets the better of me and she rejects me. I don’t know how often you’ve been rejected by girls, but there’s something really destructive to one’s confidence and self esteem when a bitch who you don’t even want to fuck turns you down when you’re willing to close your mother fucking eyes and pretend you are slamming a Sea Manatee or someshit.

So after waking up and forcing myself to shower off the dirty thoughts I had about my disgusting wife I came up with a rant about how when you first get involved with someone the sex is retarded and never ending, then one day it all stops and not because you want it to, but because they want it to and it makes me wonder why they stick around or why I let them stick around because instead of having trouble walking from having my penis owned, I have trouble sleeping thinking about how the fuck I am going to break into her box, despite how scary the shit is. I feel like I am like a fucking David Blane motherfucker trying chained upside down and dropped into a tank of hungry sharks lookin for the magic button that will turn the box on long enough to get in and get off and get the fuck out so that I can pretend it never happened.

Either way, here’s a clip from Forgetting Sarah Marshall that was just emailed to me where Kristen Bell has some stupid sex, trying to be stupid funny, in a stupid movie that is going to be a stupid success because the public is stupid and because Mila Kunis and Kristen Bell are the stars and they are stupid hot.

Posted in:Forgetting Sarah Marshall|Kristen Bell|Sex Scene

2008

15

Apr

Miley Cyrus Lesbian Fantasy of the Day

I’ve seen other sites run a Lesbian Fantasy post where they throw up a picture of two hot chicks hanging out together at random events in some kind of photo op and I decided to jump on the bandwagon.

Here are some pictures of Miley Cyrus grabbing onto some chick who has luxurious fuckin’ hair. It is so glorious and coifed that I just can’t seem to take my eyes off her highlights. Sure she’s got a little facial hair going on but beggars can’t be fuckin’ choosers in this situation and with a scooping unbuttoned shirt, I can look past that shit. I love the gutterslut prison tattoos left on her hand as a memory of her shower scene lesbian gangbang with prison guards and the other rough lookin’ women, because I know that means she knows how to have a good time. I just wonder where Miley would meet this kind of woman, you’d think her parent’s and God wouldn’t approve,

I am surprised that they are out in public together, touching each other the way they are. You know if that was an older man with a 15 year old girl, the police would be up on that motherfucker in about a minute. I guess there’s a double standard when it’s an older woman with a younger girl, but the real issue is what goes on in the bedroom. I know that Miley is a girl of God and doesn’t let men up in her like she was Jamie Lynn Spears, but I was convinced she just took it in the ass instead. God doesn’t get mad if you technically stay a virgin, but I guess she’s taking that virginity shit serious and instead just masturbates with older women. I guess it’s a lot more wholesome and pure.

Yeah, I can admit that this post totally bombed. I slept 3 hours, I am sick and making excuses for this disaster of a post.

Posted in:Billy Ray Cyrus|Lesbian Fantasy|Miley Cyrus

2008

15

Apr

2004 Hometown Hottie Brittany Lee Gets Her First Big Job Being a Slut of the Day

This is a Maxim Hometown Hottie winner from 2004 named Brittany Lee doing some “modeling” work for Hustler Lingerie and by modeling work I mean showing off her retarded fake tits for their photoshoot because every other stripper was too busy giving lap dances to make the appearance and none of the other strippers have the prestigious Maxim Hometown Hottie title to go with their fake tits, so Brittany Lee was pretty much the only choice.

I always made fun of the Maxim Hometown Hottie contest, not because I think Maxim is a piece of shit magazine, but because the girls in in are pieces of shit. I think all these hometown hottie girls grew up with dreams about being a Maxim covergirl as they jealously watched their boyfriend’s flip the pages of Maxim. Then one day, they noticed that Maxim offers everyday hot chicks the chance to be in the magazine and they get all excited with the hope that they will make it into the shit, it will be their big break and important people will find them and offer them work. They will be famous and they’ll get half naked to make the world see just how great they are.

What you end up having is a bunch of attention craving sluts going up against each other to win the championship of attention craving sluts delusional about how important to the world they are and convinced it will lead to bigger things.

I guess that concept is pretty genius on Maxim’s part and deserves a high five for finding willing, free and slutty half naked girls to feature, but unfortunately for the girls, the second the issue comes out, everyone forgets who they are because no one remembers a slut’s name, they just aren’t that important, but if their tits are big enough they can land classy work modeling Hustler Lingerie. I guess the next step for this Brittany Lee bitch’s career is the Heidi Montag Heidiwood catalog…or the gutter..which ever comes first.

Posted in:Hometown Hottie|Hustler Lingerie|Maxim|Video

2008

14

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I made a lot of enemies this weekend as I set out to do. I don’t remember much of it but I know that I brought some people down a couple notches because I hate seeing people have a good time. I am an asshole and for some reason kept thinking how good it would have been if I videotaped the whole thing… instead of trying to write it and remember it. I could be the next Alex Trebek or some shit, but with strippers and drunks. The truth is I don’t have the boyish good looks to make me look like like I’m just an asshole for good times, but instead look like some alcoholic on some kind of rampage that belongs institutionalized.

I guess it doesn’t matter….but I’d like to apologize to the stripper who I told was too fat to get naked for money and the other stripper who I asked if she was going to slap me with her dick if I got a private dance with her because she was a little too tough to be a girl. Unfortunately, they were crackhead strippers and probably don’t have a computer or even a place to call home…

Here are my links:


Marilyn Monroe’s Got a Sex Tape She’s a Celebrity Sex Tape Pioneer
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Miranda Kerr’s Breasts Are Perfect
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Global Warming Isn’t So Bad Afterall
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Kristen Bell Lookin’ Hot in a Photoshoot
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Alicia Keys Hates White People, And Looks Good Doing It and By Good I Mean Not Very Good…
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J.K Rowlands Tit Slip Was Saved By a Grab
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Looking At These Sluts Now This is About As Close As You Will Get to These Sluts
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Hide Your Stash in a Ford Truck, Just In Case
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Some Sexy Chicks Play Ball
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If It Will Help You Get Laid, It’s Worth IT
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America’s Next Top Whore
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Anna Barros Gallery
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Some Beauty Pageant Pics for You to Make Love To Yourself With…
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Amy Winehouse Is Gonna Make a Fine Parent
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Ashley Simpson Possibly Knocked Up?
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Fine Girls to Fuck
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Vagina Workshop
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Get Yourself Some Webcam Sluts to Do Webcam Things For Free
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When Did Kate Beckinsale Get So Hot?
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Heidi Montag Launches Her New Classy Clothing Line More Pics
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Find The Best Porn on The Net
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Man, 2 Live Crew Needs to Do a Reunion Tour
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Hot Bikini Ass Video
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Tube Top Pilates
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Penny Lancaster is Topless
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Jedi Baseball. Two of the Most Loser Things You Love Rolled into One
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Now THATS What I Call a Running Outfit
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Rock of Love – And The Winner Is….
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Crotchless Pants??
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Some Russian Sluts to Start the Week Off Right
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Leah Stands Around in Her Undies
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Marissa Miller Showing Some Cleavage….
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How I Long for the Old Days
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Some Amazing Full House Outtakes
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Dr Phil Has No shame Whatsoever
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Veronica Zemanova Has Got Some Big fucking Cans
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I’m Trying to Teach You How To Fuck
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Some Columbian TV Star Named Ana Karina has a Shitty Sex Tape
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Some 18 Year Old Girl Fights With her Mom About Going on a Date With Someone She Met on Myspace
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Some Weird Pussy Beating Video
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10 Greatest Moments in Pussy Punching History
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UK Slut Lucy Becker Naked Photoshoot
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Girls Making Out After a Mud Wrestling Match
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Some Italian Porn Star Running for Government
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Some Weird Lap Dance Party I Wasn’t Invited To
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Amazing – This Married Chick had an Affair with her Married Father….
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Some Spring Break Girls in Their Bikinis
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Some Dental Product Erotica
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Jodie Sweetin from Full House Has Had a Baby
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Kim Kardashian Is In Love With Herself
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Girl Takes a Whole Lot of Pictures in From of the Mirror in Various States of Undress
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Some Flexible Chick Showing Off Her Body
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More of Her Being Less Flexible but More Naked
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Some Baby Mommy’s Vagina
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Some Girl and Her Tits
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Some Latin Chick Shows Her Vagina and Nipple
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FROM THE FORUM

The Office (US) The Complete Series
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Foxboro Hot Tubs From Green Day
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Flexible?
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Guys: Shave?
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10 000 Maniacs
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The Kinks Thread
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That OTHER Zappa
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Big, Giant Titties
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Some Vintage Stuff
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Courtney Love
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