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2008

09

Apr

Kim Kardashian Knows She’s Fat of the Day

So Kim Kardashian continues to offer absolutely nothing of substance to the world as she sits around in a bathing suit taking in some sun like the useless whore that shit is. It’s like some of us slowly wait for death to save us by hiding behind our computers or going to our shitty jobs or occasionally by doing something life changing for sick kids or AIDS or some shit, and people like Kim Kardashian just live a life of vacation.

The good news is that bitch realizes that she’s a fat slob and decides to bust out the sarong or whatever the fuck those wraps chubby chicks use to cover their asses when they rock their bathing suits because they aren’t fat enough yet to justify swimming in a T-shirt. I know some of you like this whore and her ability to eat lots of food and stock that shit on her ass, so I am posting it, but I think the reality is that I just like outing “sex symbols” or at least bitches who think they are sex symbols for the sloppy bodies they are. I’ve known my fair share of fat chicks who like getting fucked on video because they have no shame and don’t want to admit they are fat and because they like the extra money it gives them to put into their eating habit and I guess Kim Kardashian is just like them.

In a few months, I predict her stomach catching up to her ass and tits and I’ll be posting pictures of her sitting on her couch eating a bag of chips watching Soap Operas or pictures of her struggling her way up a set of stairs. Obesity isn’t a disease, it’s just laziness and I hate all of you who try to argue with me that she’s not fat because I think shit’s pretty obvious or at least obvious enough to Kim Kardashian to cover her ice cream eating ass up. This is just a taste of what’s to come and Kim is probably excited about that, but then again she seems like she’s excited to taste pretty much everything that crosses paths with her and that’s the reason she’s got into this whole mess.

Posted in:Bikini|Fat|Kim Kardashian

2008

09

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So the site has been spammed by a group of fucking dating site for the last month and it drives me fucking crazy. Deleting their fucking comments takes me a fucking hour every fucking day to do and I’d rather spend that hour fingering my wife’s rotting asshole or doing pretty much anything but deleting spam from my site..

One of my readers wrote this advice to start fighting the Spammers back and I figure spamming these fuckers harder than they are spamming us is a good idea so that’s why I am throwin’ it up here to see if you’re down with fighting this internet war with me….

Are you as sick of the dating site spam as I am? Well, it’s time to fight back. Go google this phone number: 1-416-628-1072. Those are the assholes who own all of the fucking dating sites.

1) Prank call them endlessly. Make their number unusable.
2) Sign up for their sites. It’s quick, easy, and doesn’t require a valid email.
3) Fill their mailboxes with hate mail and garbage posts.
4) Troll their users with evil, hateful, racist messages. The more offensive, the better.
5) Go to whois.godaddy.com to get the registration info for their sites. They’re all run by the same guy. Phone-spam him until his head explodes.
6) COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE WHEREVER YOU SEE THEIR FUCKING SPAM!

Here Are My Links:

Kate Hudson Dressed Like a Whore in a Gold Tight Mini Skirt
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Party Sluts Being Party Sluts in Party Slut Outfits….
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vote for FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World
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Mila Kunis Half Naked for Complex
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Karla Lopez Makes Me Feel So Emotional….in My Pants…She Makes My Penis Cry
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Jessica Simpson Likes to Strip on Webcam
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More of Lily Allen in Her Torn Skirt and Yellow Panties
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Rate These Sluts Since You Have Nothing Better to Do With Your Worthless Pathetic Life… Woman….
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Janis is Half Naked in this Gallery
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Learn to Win at Poker, Make Some Money, Then Give Some to Me
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Do Yourself a Favor, Don’t Die a Virgin Watch These Girls Have Live Sex
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Naomi Campbell is Banned From British Airways
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Stairway to Stardom
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Jennifer Walcott’s Slutty Picture Gallery
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Petra Nemcova Has Got a Whole Lot of Legs
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When All Else Fails…Get Porn….
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Beyonce May Be Knocked Up
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Point of Courage Honors Senior Citizens
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Gwenyth Paltrow Puts Herself Together for Once
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Some Boston Red Sox Model is Actual Some Freaky Bondage/ Fetish Model
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Kate Moss Gets Wet
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Heidi Cortez is Some Slut With Fake Tits Who Will Make Your Day a Better One if Pictures Of Girls Make You Happy…Never Really a Therapy that Worked for Me
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Paris Hilton too Irresponsible to Have Children; Adopts Cheetah Instead
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Candice Michelle in Some Bondage Pics
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The 10 Greatest Moments In Drunk Chicks History
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Here’s a Music Break With Alizee Bein Slutty
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Korean Face Video
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Decide which WWE Diva Looks Best Naked…One of Life’s Great Mysteries…
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Sometimes, Even Flashing Your Tits Won’t Keep a Man
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Save Your Wrists, Get Laid
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The Best Break Up Ever on Video
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Big Titted Dwarf
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Do You Think She’s Hot?
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German Model Eva Herzigova Naked
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Girls Kissing Girls
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Mischa Barton Needs To Cover Her Fat Fuckng Legs…We’re Not in the OC anymore…whatever that means…
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Japanese Chick Doing Massages Video
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Mina is Very, Very Naked
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QUIT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND GET LAID
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Katerina Hovorkova is going for silver..And Maybe a Diet
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Heidi Montag Amazes Me With Her Intelligence Again
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Aria Giovanni is Getting Kinky
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If You Think Sex Is Fun Now, You Should Try It With Another Person
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Ass SHOTS
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Some Asian’s Vagina
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Some More Vagina
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FROM THE FORUM

Pre-Release Sevendust
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Pre-Release Ray J — All I Feel
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Best Of Joy Division
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Blondie Singles
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Autechre – Quaristice
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John Coltrane – Giant Steps
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Boards of Canada – Campfire Headphase
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Massive Attack – Essential Mix
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Liz Phair pics
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Ali Larter is HOTT – 1 Too Many T’s Cuz 2 T’s in Hot Must Mean’s She’s is Pretty Hot
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A Boy and His Girlfriend (the slut)
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Pedophile Beards on Young Lovin’ Sluts
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Fuck Buddies or Sluts
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Smartdraw Sluts
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Trivila Pursuit – 90’s Edition – More Slut than Previous Edition
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Lia Feels Herself to See if She’s Still a Slut…
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Hot Amateur Sluts
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Chicks that Sex it Up Cuz They Sluts
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Droppin Loads in a Slut
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Sabrina is a Slut
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More Judas Priest is a Slut
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Liz Phair is a Slut
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Don’t Text Sluts While Driving Cars to Fuck Sluts.
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The Tera Patrick Thread
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Some College Fun For Sluts By Sluts….
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Some Hot Chick Triess On Clothes cuz She’s a Slut
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Watch Us Fuck like Sluts
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Every Justice League Episode Ever
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Petition to Ban Sluts….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

08

Apr

Natalie Pinkham is Some UK News Person in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s some UK TV personality on the beach with her fit fuckin’ body in a bikini grabbing at her friends ass. Unfortunately with a name like Pinkham, I can’t look at her in a good way. Shit’s vile sounding and reminds me of 2 fat chicks going at each other’s pussies like they skipped a meal and are starving to death.I am surprised that he censors allow that shit on TV or that she hasn’t changed her shit to something a little nicer to the ear like “Pinkslit” or “Pinkpie” or “Pinkclam”, but ham…that shit’s not even good on Easter dinner or on a sandwich on a hot summer afternoon at the trailer park after wrestling the big ol’ pig in the backyard before killing him and eating him to feel like the boss in those parts.

The name takes away from the pussy definition you can make out while she waterskis like some kind of clown, kinda like the time I pulled down a girl’s underwear to go down on her and she had skid marks in her underwear. It didn’t stop me but it also smelled like shit. It’s actually not really the same thing at all but I am feeling hungover and I’ve done too many posts today.

Posted in:Bikini|Natalie Pinkham

2008

08

Apr

Sophie Monk’s Got Some Hot Legs of the Day

I guess I shouldn’t rip into Sophie Monk for having been with the Good Charlotte sister who is now with Paris Hilton because I’ve probably talked about it a few times and shit is played out. She already dropped his ass and I think it’s time for me to move on too. It looks like Sophie Monk’s got a new pussy to throw it to that is a much better lookin’ in women’s panties than the last one, which isn’t saying much because he only wore them when he was writing his shitty songs, which wasn’t that often. It’s safe to say that this upgrade’s probably got a fresher and smaller vagina than Benji’s new find, but to be fair, everybody does so I guess that’s not saying all that much about her, but it is saying that Benji got a shitty deal with Sophie Monk looks like this and is hitting the streets more and more now that he’s out of the fuckin’ picture. I guess if I was involved with such a cunt, I’d keep myself locked up for fear of being seen in public. Shit’s embarassing, like the time I was dating a 4 fingered (on both hands) ablino who was about 70 pounds overweight, which amazed me since she didn’t have many fingers to shovel food down her throat fast enough to get to that level, but she managed to pull it off somehow and she always insisted I take her out for milkshakes after I fucked her and I’d always refuse. I have no issue admitting I have no standards to myself but I am not about to do it in front of my peers to judge me, not to mention I didn’t want her to think I was her boyfriend because I know the sex would have ended, she’d just want to cuddle and I’d have to admit that I am not just a pervert but actually a loser and at 15, I wasn’t ready to come to terms with that.

Posted in:Hot|Legs|Shopping|Sophie Monk

2008

08

Apr

Lily Allen and Her Miscarriage Skirt of the Day

I guess Lily Allen has lost all trust in her womb and has decided to wear outfits designed to deal with the problems it has historically proven to cause her. Sure the miscarriage could have been caused by her smoking and drinking while pregnant but the good news is that shit won’t ruin another pair of perfectly good pants if for whatever reason another miracle decides to leave her and that miracle is that anyone would be willing to stick their dick in this bitch, until you consider the money she’s got, in which case it’s just a good fiscal decision.

Either way, it’s good to see how crafty she deals deals with such a painful situation like she won’t let anything get her down and it reminds me of the time I cut a hole in my pant pocket to have easier access to get myself hard before pulling my dick out for girls on public transit…because it’s not creepy unless it’s a boner. It’s a fact, I did a survey.

Posted in:Lily Allen|Miscarriage|Skirt

2008

08

Apr

Eva Herzigova’s Pregnant Nudes of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

Nothing says I like getting cum inside me like pregnancy. Nothing says I am throwing up everyday and hate the fucking miracle of life that is going to steal all of my sex appeal and elasticity in my vagina when it’s over and done with and all I’ll have to show for it is some fucker to remind me about it every day as he annoys me by asking for shit, crying and being an unappreciative cunt about everything I go out of my way to do for it because giving up my sex appeal wasn’t enough now I have to give up my fucking life so let’s fuckin’ celebrate like doing a nude spread in a magazine.

I don’t find pregnant chicks as disgusting as I should. I am not into ready to drop porn but I find pregnant chicks hotter than new mothers, because all new mothers care about is their little fucker while pregnant chicks are more into the changes going on in their bodies. I guess this is the pre-problem time and I always thought it would be funny to stick my dick in a pregnant chick especially when the baby isn’t mine because it brings home the point that I am getting with a real slut….one so slutty that she lets someone who isn’t even her baby daddy up in her and can’t even wait the 9 months to make it happen cuz she’s such a slut. I guess I also like the bigger tits, darker nipples and inside out belly button….because it reminds me of having sex with some kind of circus freak and that’s always been a dream of mine….

Either way, here’s Eva Herzigova pregnancy nudes for you sick fucks.

Posted in:Eva Herzigova|Pregnant Nudes

2008

08

Apr

Ellen Page’s Lesbian Groceries of the Day

So if you’re wondering what young lesbians buy when they grocery shopping in their lesbian jeans and lesbian converse shoes with their ratty lesbian hair, you’re prayers have just been answered and you’ll be shocked to find that it is all organic vegetables since lebsians like Ellen Page aren’t known for being environmentalist, tree hugging hippies that take themselves too seriously and listens to music with a meaning bullshits. The good news is that they also buy cucumber, oversized carrots and bananas to use in the bedroom when the mouth to pussy action just doesn’t bring the satisfaction you’d want it to.

The truth is I am all for first time lesbian fantasies where 2 young girls explore each other’s bodies during some kind of high school sleep over that leads to them going at it in the shower but it pretty much ends there. When I watch lesbian porn, there’s just no closure and I am always waiting for the stepfather to walk in on the little sluts to break it up by having them both suck him off at the same time. Either way, that kind of lesbianism is a lot better than Ellen Page kind of lesbianism, because she’s all high maintenance and has a bush.

Posted in:Ellen Page|Groceries|Lesbian

2008

08

Apr

Kim Kardashian is Built Like the Sears Catalog of the Day

Kim Kardashian looks like a mom posing in cheap fat lady jeans with her downs syndrome toddler sitting on his bike in some staged backyard scene in the Sears Catalog. I am guessing that Bongo Jeans has just launched a big and tall collection to fit this pig and she’s the spokesperson for it because she’s a fat chick people seem to be able to stomach. But I could be wrong, it happens pretty much every fucking day.

I do know that Kim Kardashian is not as hot as she thinks she is and whatever emotional eating disorder she has is catching up with her and it won’t be long before she’s the kind of fat bitch in today’s stepTV clip who doesn’t realize she’s fat as she eats her double Big Mac combo as her stretch marked love handles hang over her thong that is too small for her and is cutting off the circulation to her feet or some shit while wearing some kind of halter top with her fat tits hangin out the top….. I guess it doens’t matter…..what does matter is how crazy people with self esteem are, it’s some serious fucking delusion that makes no fucking sense to me because I look at her and see all those late night cookie dough snacks adding up, and I’m not talking about her black boyfriend’s dick mangling the condition of her pussy, but she looks at herself and thinks she’s some kind of sex symbol….there’s a major disconnect that usually all comes together when enough people tell the bitch she’s disgusting…it’s the whole core of eating disorders and I am talking the good kind not the fat girl who was molested and eating soothes her pain kind.

Bonus: Her sister having some kind of upskirt moment with a monster.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

08

Apr

Miley Cyrus in Her Cat Suit of the Day

I am from the school of thought that thinks if a girl dresses like a slut she is askin’ for it. I am also from the school of thought that if you get turned on by this 15 year old piece of shit, you’re not a pedophile, you’re just have bad taste.

If Miley was a wholesome little Jesus loving girl like she pretends to be, she wouldn’t be wearing a fuckin’ cat suit that’s tighter than her vagina was before letting the Jonas Brothers gang bang her on tour….I guess the real entertaining thing about these pictures is that her vagina looks like it’s stickin’ it’s tongue out at you, mocking you because it knows that you will never being able to get up in it, despite how badly you want to, because you are gay.

I find her a broken down spoiled brat with bad teeth and no tits. Let’s hope for her sake puberty kicks in soon enough so that next time she tries to pretend to be a big girl in big girl clothes that she stole from Billy Ray’s slut wife’s sex drawer, she’ll be able to fill it out proper. Either way, I live in Canada, 14 is legal and despite how sick that sounds, it makes talking about a 15 year old’s vagina a non issue, it also makes fuckin’ it a non issue, so she’s 2 years older than jailbait here and even if I wouldn’t touch that shit with my Billy Ray Cyrus CD, I can talk about it and there’s really not much you can do about it. Asshole.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

08

Apr

American Beauty Queens of the Day

I am not a racist, I am not going to say that any part of the song is appropriate for the video. I am going to say that some people have some pretty sick fetishes and when I look at scantily clad fat chicks, no matter what their ethnic background is, I feel like someone down the line has given them some bad advice. Those people are usually perverts who can’t get pussy or weirdos who had fat moms and think that’s how women are supposed to look and make them feel good about being pigs, but all I want to do is lock my fuckin’ fridge to the ground or some shit, for fear that these pigs won’t take the time to open it to see what’s inside and just down the whole fuckin’ thing whole and when that’s done, they’ll move to the couch and eat that too. On their way down the street for their after meal walk, they’ll swallow every chick that crosses their path and still have room for desert. These bitches are fatter than Perez, but then again so am I and so is my wife, and you don’t see me walking around showing off my balls, even though I should….

I guess none of this matters and that I am still drunk, but know that whatever the fuck’s going on in this video, it’s fuckin’ wrong except for maybe their huge tits, but that’s just because I know how to focus my attention to what’s really important and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Black|Obesity|Sluts|stepTV