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2008

17

Mar

Morning stepLINKS of the Day

I have a serious habit of forgetting to do the links on Friday after drinking too much by Friday afternoon that I’m either passed the fuck out or hunting a good fucking time. Unfortunately I never find that good time and the weekend is always a fuckin’ blur because I just can’t seem to know when to stop. I guess that doesn’t matter, but I figured since I put together Half my Links I might as well post them to start the day off and here they are.

The Unveiling of the Pussy Cat Doll Lingerie Line…With Girls in Lingerie
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Behind the Scenes at a Sandee Westgate Photoshoot
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The Hogans are Assholes and Use Crippled dudes to Get Ahead while You Just Use them to get Head….
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Penny Lancaster is Topless on the Beach for Rod Stewart
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Lucy Pinder Gets a Massage Video
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Lindsay Lohan to Release Her Own Line of Leggings
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Kate Walsh Cleavage Action
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How To Wax a Bikini Line Without the Mess
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Some Club Sluts in Lingerie To Start Your Day
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Paris Hilton Claims that She is in True Love With Charlotte’s Sister
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These Girls Will FInger Their Asses For You…All You Gotta Do is Ask
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The Top 5 Most Terrifying Gnome Videos
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How Good Are You At Observing – Test
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Some Compilation Video of Weird People on the Web
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Spitzer’s Whore Shoots a Music Video
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Nicole Kidman’s Bodyguard Beats a Paparazzi Up
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Some Kid Kills a Bat Video
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Nicole Richie’s Haggard Face has Some Tits
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Some Crazy Bikini Models Fight After a Photoshoot
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George Clooney’s Cocktail Waitress Reaps The Benefits of Dating George Clooney and Now She’s Modeling GO

Half Naked Chicks Showing Off Their Shitty Tattoos
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Heather Locklear is Alive With Hard Nipples
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A Set of Hot Twins Rockin’ a Hot Sailer Outfit
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Some Woman Takes a 2 Year Dump and Grows Attached to the Toilet
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The Naked News Girls at a Press Conference Naked
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Jonah Hill Fags Out With a Dude on SNL. What People Do To Make Other People Laugh Can Be Pretty Gay
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Pro Lookin’ Masturbation Shots
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Same Chick Goes Lesbian
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Same Chick Just Posin…
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Some Girl’s Vagina Up Close
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FROM THE FORUM

Anaise Feels Herself
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Latinas
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Young and Busty chicks
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Pre-Release — The Black Keys
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Shallow Grave OST
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Billy Joel – An Innocent Man
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The Clash – Black Market Clash
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Electric Light Orchestra – Definitive Collection
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Slightly Stoopid – Closer to the Sun
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Tiny Amy
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Japan makes Wierd shit
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Oh Look! Cupcakes
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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2008

14

Mar

Kate Beckinsale Hangs With a Homeless Lookin’ Dude of the Day

I know the dude with Kate Beckinsale is being photographed with is younger, cleaner, more attractive, less creepy, richer and has way more style that any of your virgin creeps, but the reality is that he’s not the conventional kind of person you’d expect to see hanging out with a celebrity you want to fuck. I know he’s not fucking her, or ever going to see her again brings hope to you.

Hope that all your cards play out the way you want them to and the you will one day you be next to Kate Beckinsale too, because cumming in your pants while she signs an autograph for you is a hell of a lot more exciting than jerking off on her printed up picture like you have been doing since you first saw her in underworld and realized she’d look great nice to your Star Wars action figure collection….

I guess if hope is what keeps you from killing yourself, then I am glad that I saved yet another life. I’m a modern day hero…..send nudes.

Posted in:Homeless|Kate Beckinsale|Tits

2008

14

Mar

Mena Suvari’s Lame Lesbian Tattoo of the Day

So Mena Suvari is a lesbian and this is her tattoo…it says Word, Sound and Power, in the event you don’t know how to read, which is pretty fucking possible considering the shit I attract to this site. Now for those of you who don’t know, Word, Sound and Power was some Reggae band in the 70s/80s and there was a movie about them that played at all art-house movie theaters in the 80s. I watched a documentary on the late night feature and this one was almost as popular as Rocky Horror Picture show. I guess it changed Mena Suvari’s life or some shit because she got it permanently branded on her back. Who knows, maybe they paid her to do it for the DVD release or some shit.

This is a lot like the time I convinced a whore I was fucking and who actually fell in love with me because whores turn out to be pretty vulnerable and always fall for the first guy who doesn’t ask them to insert things in their assholes, to tattoo my name on her pussy mound, knowing I was going to dump her a few weeks later, but just because I thought it was only fair to brand myself on her for life, like she branded me for live with the herpes virus. I also figured that I could become a local legend by using her pussy as a marketing tool, like some kind of billboard that all the Johns she’d later end up fucking for money would askwho this “Jesus Martinez” motherfucker on her pussy mound was leading her to tell the story of how I broke her heart and was the one who got away….

I guess Mena Suvari’s tattoo is not really like that story at all, and more like you getting your favorite band branded on you for life because their songs move you so much, only difference is that Mena Suvari’s getting pussy in all this and you’re not….

Posted in:cleavage|Mena Suvari|Tattoo

2008

14

Mar

Lauren Conrad in her Pajamas of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

Lauren Conrad is the lazy kind of rich girl who sits around in a pair of pajama pants laying in front of the couch all day, ordering her servants to serve on her, until realizing that she really needs a coffee or to run an errand like getting a pussy wax or something her servant can’t do for her and she doesn’t bother putting on a normal pair of pants because everyday is fucking summer camp for her and the world is her fuckin’ bedroom, we’re just all visitors in it.

Nothing turns me off more than a girl in a pair of pajama pants like this, other than men in a pair of pajama pants like this. The reason I hate them is because I know the bitch is not going to fuck me or is on her period or some shit every time she crawls into bed rockin’ a pair of these. It means no pussy for me because even if i want to feel romantic and try to put her in the mood by shoving my boner between her ass cheeks and start try humpin’ her as she sleeps, I feel like I’m trying to get it on with an 8 year old, because they are the only fuckers who have any business wearing this kind of thing to bed, and even they have the decency to get fuckin’ dressed before leaving their house….

I guess in an ideal world any girl who sleeps in the same bed as me will be nude or in something that leaves her vagina exposed because that way I have easy access to finger bang or squeeze my dick in them while they sleep, it’s pretty much the only sex I could ever get without drugs or money….unfortunately, it’s not an ideal world and my wife is a fucking beast who fortunately smells too bad to sleep with naked, so I try to wrap her clothed body up in one of those plastic sheets you have to prevent pissing through the mattress because she’s the last bitch I’d want to midnight molest.

Posted in:Lauren Conrad|Pajamas

2008

14

Mar

Coco’s Got Some Crazy Tits of the Day

It turns out that people actually care enough about Coco to get her to sign an autograph for them. That either shows how desperate some people can be or that you too can be a celebrity, all you need is some retarded fake tits, bleached hair and a rat actor/gangsta rapper boyfriend to take you to the top, if the top to you is being interviewed by Playboy and hosting Hawaiian Tropic events.

I am tired.

Posted in:cleavage|Coco|Tits

2008

14

Mar

Lori Loughlin Has a Full Ass in Her Pants of the Day

Her name is Lori Loughlin and she was the only chick on Full House worth fucking if you aren’t a pedophile or gay. She is proof that people in Hollywood make way too much fucking money because she’s out shopping for designer clothes with it because she hasn’t had work in the past 10 years. I guess she may have married rich or maybe she’s some stock market genius who made money off her Full House money, but none of that really matters because she looks pretty fuckin’ good for an old lady in tight pants and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Ass|Lori Loughlin|Tits

2008

14

Mar

Teresa Palmer on Set With Adam Sandler in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Teresa Palmer and I have no idea who she is, but assume she’s hit her big break starring with Adam Sandler in his new movie. I am not going to admit that I like Adam Sandler, because I don’t, his smile and stupid voices piss me off, but a lot of other people seem to think he’s worth wasting 2 hours of their life over, so I can only assume this is a good career move for her, not that she had the choice, because with roles like “Pool Party People” in Wolf Creek and some secondary role in The Grudge 2, which was a second rate movie, so it’s safe to say bitch has some credit card debt racked up while working towards the dream to pay off….She is from Australia, she’s in a bikini top and I just have to say it’s unfortunate she didn’t take the route of many other failed girls with a dream who ended up suckin’ dick on camera, because I’d like to see how she handles a cock.

That was a long fucking sentence ….Grammar Police where are you, because I think you need to arrest me for slaughtering the English language.

Posted in:Adam Sandler|Bikini|Teresa Palmer|Tits

2008

14

Mar

Melanie Brown Bikini Action of the Day

I know that I used to love watching the Spice Girl videos back in the day because I didn’t have money or the internet so porn was less accessible and Scary Spice’s tits were retarded. The fact that she did that for me back in my times of needs makes me have a warm sport for her, and that warm spot is not the same kind of warm spot my wife tries to make me touch at night, it’s more the kind that’s in my heart. So despite being 10 years older, a mom and pretty much damaged goods, I’ll still look at her in a bikini and if I could I’d jerk off to it, just for old times sake….

Posted in:Bikini|Melanie Brown|Tits

2008

14

Mar

Alyson Hannigan Pretends She’s Not a Fire Crotch of the Day

Here are some pictures of Alyson Hannigan pretending that she wasn’t born with red hair and that she doesn’t have orange pubic hair, because everyone knows that the only person who doesn’t throw up when seeing a bright pink vagina against a pasty freckled body wearing a fluorescent orange vagina hat, is either a virgin who is dying for pussy or a sexual deviant who either likes anything that comes his way, or anything he’s never fucked before. The good news is that every girl I’ve met with orange hair has kept her pussy bald more compulsively than any other girl, because even they find it fuckin’ disgusting, so stray hairs and stubble don’t exist. So if a bald pussy is your thing, go for the redhead, she’s probably more inclined to let you in and give you what you want, mainly because no sane person is fuckin’ her…you better watch out if she turns on you though, redheads are a different kind of human, one who’s genetic code is stronger than the average man and that’s because in the middle ages, people thought their fire hair kids were the spawn of the devil, and were brought out and left in the woods to fend for themselves, so the only ones who survived to reproduce were some kind of superhuman and that strong man gene has followed them right up until today. So as much as you want to laugh at your redheaded peers, you shouldn’t because they will hurt you. True story.

Posted in:Alyson Hannigan|Denial|Ginger|Orange Hair

2008

14

Mar

Kelly Brook Shows Off Her Thong of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kelly Brook out for lunch with her man Billy Zane and her thong is riding pretty fuckin’ high or her pants are riding pretty fuckin’ low. She reminds me of those trashy bitches I see at clubs in their 5 dollar pair of white tight pants or short skirt who deliberately jack their thong up like it’s some kind of fashion accessory, because I guess when you’re a slut, you’re underwear becomes the most expensive or luxurious part of your wardrobe and you want the world to know that you’re a new woman, who is wearing underwear that no matter how many drinks you buy her, she probably won’t suck your dick or let you take that underwear off with your mouth, unless you are the bartender. She is the kind of slut who goes to the tanning salon to get thong tan line because she thinks it’s sexy to look like she’s wearing a thong at all times by skin discoloration effects. All I know is that the real sluts out there aren’t wearing underwear, they are too busy shoving things inside their cunt. So despite Kelly Brook having been a half naked model we all want to fuck but settled with Billy Zane’s penis, she’s not an official slut, just a poser and here is her thong.

Posted in:Ass|Kelly Brook|Thong