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Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day

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2008

Mar

Lauren Conrad in her Pajamas of the Day

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Lauren Conrad is the lazy kind of rich girl who sits around in a pair of pajama pants laying in front of the couch all day, ordering her servants to serve on her, until realizing that she really needs a coffee or to run an errand like getting a pussy wax or something her servant can’t do for her and she doesn’t bother putting on a normal pair of pants because everyday is fucking summer camp for her and the world is her fuckin’ bedroom, we’re just all visitors in it.

Nothing turns me off more than a girl in a pair of pajama pants like this, other than men in a pair of pajama pants like this. The reason I hate them is because I know the bitch is not going to fuck me or is on her period or some shit every time she crawls into bed rockin’ a pair of these. It means no pussy for me because even if i want to feel romantic and try to put her in the mood by shoving my boner between her ass cheeks and start try humpin’ her as she sleeps, I feel like I’m trying to get it on with an 8 year old, because they are the only fuckers who have any business wearing this kind of thing to bed, and even they have the decency to get fuckin’ dressed before leaving their house….

I guess in an ideal world any girl who sleeps in the same bed as me will be nude or in something that leaves her vagina exposed because that way I have easy access to finger bang or squeeze my dick in them while they sleep, it’s pretty much the only sex I could ever get without drugs or money….unfortunately, it’s not an ideal world and my wife is a fucking beast who fortunately smells too bad to sleep with naked, so I try to wrap her clothed body up in one of those plastic sheets you have to prevent pissing through the mattress because she’s the last bitch I’d want to midnight molest.

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2008

Mar

Coco’s Got Some Crazy Tits of the Day

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It turns out that people actually care enough about Coco to get her to sign an autograph for them. That either shows how desperate some people can be or that you too can be a celebrity, all you need is some retarded fake tits, bleached hair and a rat actor/gangsta rapper boyfriend to take you to the top, if the top to you is being interviewed by Playboy and hosting Hawaiian Tropic events.

I am tired.

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2008

Mar

Lori Loughlin Has a Full Ass in Her Pants of the Day

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Her name is Lori Loughlin and she was the only chick on Full House worth fucking if you aren’t a pedophile or gay. She is proof that people in Hollywood make way too much fucking money because she’s out shopping for designer clothes with it because she hasn’t had work in the past 10 years. I guess she may have married rich or maybe she’s some stock market genius who made money off her Full House money, but none of that really matters because she looks pretty fuckin’ good for an old lady in tight pants and that’s all I have to say about that.

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2008

Mar

Teresa Palmer on Set With Adam Sandler in a Bikini of the Day

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Her name is Teresa Palmer and I have no idea who she is, but assume she’s hit her big break starring with Adam Sandler in his new movie. I am not going to admit that I like Adam Sandler, because I don’t, his smile and stupid voices piss me off, but a lot of other people seem to think he’s worth wasting 2 hours of their life over, so I can only assume this is a good career move for her, not that she had the choice, because with roles like “Pool Party People” in Wolf Creek and some secondary role in The Grudge 2, which was a second rate movie, so it’s safe to say bitch has some credit card debt racked up while working towards the dream to pay off….She is from Australia, she’s in a bikini top and I just have to say it’s unfortunate she didn’t take the route of many other failed girls with a dream who ended up suckin’ dick on camera, because I’d like to see how she handles a cock.

That was a long fucking sentence ….Grammar Police where are you, because I think you need to arrest me for slaughtering the English language.

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2008

Mar

Melanie Brown Bikini Action of the Day

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I know that I used to love watching the Spice Girl videos back in the day because I didn’t have money or the internet so porn was less accessible and Scary Spice’s tits were retarded. The fact that she did that for me back in my times of needs makes me have a warm sport for her, and that warm spot is not the same kind of warm spot my wife tries to make me touch at night, it’s more the kind that’s in my heart. So despite being 10 years older, a mom and pretty much damaged goods, I’ll still look at her in a bikini and if I could I’d jerk off to it, just for old times sake….

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2008

Mar

Alyson Hannigan Pretends She’s Not a Fire Crotch of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Alyson Hannigan pretending that she wasn’t born with red hair and that she doesn’t have orange pubic hair, because everyone knows that the only person who doesn’t throw up when seeing a bright pink vagina against a pasty freckled body wearing a fluorescent orange vagina hat, is either a virgin who is dying for pussy or a sexual deviant who either likes anything that comes his way, or anything he’s never fucked before. The good news is that every girl I’ve met with orange hair has kept her pussy bald more compulsively than any other girl, because even they find it fuckin’ disgusting, so stray hairs and stubble don’t exist. So if a bald pussy is your thing, go for the redhead, she’s probably more inclined to let you in and give you what you want, mainly because no sane person is fuckin’ her…you better watch out if she turns on you though, redheads are a different kind of human, one who’s genetic code is stronger than the average man and that’s because in the middle ages, people thought their fire hair kids were the spawn of the devil, and were brought out and left in the woods to fend for themselves, so the only ones who survived to reproduce were some kind of superhuman and that strong man gene has followed them right up until today. So as much as you want to laugh at your redheaded peers, you shouldn’t because they will hurt you. True story.

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2008

Mar

Kelly Brook Shows Off Her Thong of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Kelly Brook out for lunch with her man Billy Zane and her thong is riding pretty fuckin’ high or her pants are riding pretty fuckin’ low. She reminds me of those trashy bitches I see at clubs in their 5 dollar pair of white tight pants or short skirt who deliberately jack their thong up like it’s some kind of fashion accessory, because I guess when you’re a slut, you’re underwear becomes the most expensive or luxurious part of your wardrobe and you want the world to know that you’re a new woman, who is wearing underwear that no matter how many drinks you buy her, she probably won’t suck your dick or let you take that underwear off with your mouth, unless you are the bartender. She is the kind of slut who goes to the tanning salon to get thong tan line because she thinks it’s sexy to look like she’s wearing a thong at all times by skin discoloration effects. All I know is that the real sluts out there aren’t wearing underwear, they are too busy shoving things inside their cunt. So despite Kelly Brook having been a half naked model we all want to fuck but settled with Billy Zane’s penis, she’s not an official slut, just a poser and here is her thong.

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2008

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was out tonight and the problem with being a drunk and an asshole is that I never know who I offended the last time I was out drunk. That’s why I always try to go out to different bars, but there are only so many places that let people like me in, so I always end up in the same spot. Anyway, I was out and had to take a piss and this asian dude walks up to me and gives me a dirty look. I knew that I knew him from somewhere but couldn’t place it. I get back out to the bar and he comes up to me with 3 shots – I take one because I don’t like turning down booze ever and dude rips it out of my hand and says that I took the wrong one. I immediately realized that I probably made an asian racist joke a previous time to someone he knows or to him and now dude is trying to kill me. I took the shot anyway, but I may die tonight and if I do – at least you get these links to click as my legacy….

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2008

Mar

Ashlee Simpson Bikini Lesbianism of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Ashlee Simpson kissing a topless chick. I wonder what her religious molesting father thinks of this shit.

I know I am sucking today. Someone offered me a free trip to Cancun for Spring Break leaving tomorrow night and I have been doing everything I can to make it happen.

Unfortunately everything was smooth sailing this morning but the travel agent the dude’s booking through cancelled it on us because the resort is over-booked or some bullshit. All my romanticized dreams of a vacation to the motherland where girls flash me while throwing their herpes at me are slowly being flushed down the toilet….I should have expected everything to go wrong for me because nothing ever works out and I suck at life…I’ve been fighting with them on the phone for the last 3 hours but the good news is that at least I am not Pete Wentz.

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2008

Mar

Lohan and Her Lesbian Cock of the Day

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I wonder who the fuck raped or molested Samantha Ronson when she was younger to make her end up like this creepy drug addicted lookin’ lesbian in a hat. I guess there is a chance that she wasn’t molested or raped and it is just a genetic issue. I’m thinking that maybe there wasn’t enough female DNA to go around in her mother’s broken womb, because it all went into Mark Ronson’s singing, and Samantha Ronson got stuck with the short end of the stick, literally, because bitch was born without the penis she wished she had….

Either way, she’s hanging with my internet mother Lohan, because she looks old enough to be my mother, which wouldn’t stop me from getting her herpes all over my face and my seed all over her uterus in hopes of having a genetic freak like Ronson of our own.

I am not sure why Samantha Ronson is creepin’ on Lohan, but I know she’s up to no good. She looks like the dude from the Frosty the Snowman cartoon who was trying to steal Frosty’s hat and ultimately killed him…and I feel like Ronson is up on that which means that they are either fucking, or doing drugs together, when they really should be shoppin’ for clothes together because Samantha Ronson’s needs a new look, but is more into drinkin’ beer, huffin lines, watchin’ football and fuckin’ bitches with her clown sneakers on….what she doesn’t realize is that just because she fucks bitches and is a bitch doesn’t mean she has the right to dress like a dude, if you have a vagina, you should be a lady who dresses like a lady even if you fuck ladies.

Either way, I messaged Ronson on Facebook for an official statement about these pictures, she ignored me. Maybe she was jerking off to porn and changing the oil on her car after building a shed in her backyard, like the dude that she is, or maybe she was out trying to ruin Lohan more than she already has by riding Lohan’s fame until Lohan self-destructs as Ronson shovels cocaine up both their noses….

I’ve spent too much time writing this post and it sucks. I need a nap.

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