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2008

07

Mar

Kristin Cavallari in a See Through Top of the Day

So Kristin Cavallari is the most recent victim of wearing a black shirt for high powered flashes and you can kind of make out her bra. I know this is a huge deal to you because that bra is so close to her tits that it’s pretty much touching her nipples and that’s something that you can’t even get to happen, even after introducing lots of alcohol and sedatives to your date.

That bra actually has a much better life than you have, not only does it get to play with her tits by tricking her into thinking it is a utility, but it also gets to spend the night on the floor after being ripped off by some dude and watch her get fucked from behind. I guess the realization that you are envious of a bra is a pretty depressing realization, but I think it’s inspirational because at least you know what you want out of life, even if it’ll never happen, but my bet is that there will be one old, ugly, useless bitch desperate enough to find you charming and she’ll let you play with her tits as long as you promise to give her a baby…

Posted in:Bra|Kristin Cavallari|See Through|Tits

2008

07

Mar

Kristen Bell Showing Off Cleavage of the Day

Kristen Bell and I connected at the soul because we were featured in the same magazine and if that’s not love. I don’t know know what love is. No seriously, I really don’t know what love is. All the love I’ve ever lied to myself about having has been for personal gain or for booze.

Either way, here’s Kristen Bell showing some cleavage at an Alzheimer’s party, because you know you can never forget how to get down proper….no matter how much you forget everything else about your life. In reality, the party only really gets started when Alzheimers becomes full blown dementia, because nothing gets the party started like flinging feces at the guests while screaming insanities…it’s so in style right now that celebrities like Britney Spears have started sporting the look.

Ok, enough of this stupidity, just look at her tits. Pervert..

Posted in:cleavage|Kristen Bell

2008

07

Mar

Rachel Bilson’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

These are some pictures of Rachel Bilson doing some Anna Nicole Smith high class escorting that they pretend is love for the public because it turns out people are pretty judgmental when it comes to unconventional relationships. No one ever thinks that maybe bitch just has grandfather issues because he was never there for her growing up, he was too busy dying before she was born and this is her time to fill that empty void. Instead they just look at his bank account and figure that she’s just on a higher salary then at the strip club they met in and is just doing it for the money and not the hot arthritic sex they have. I can only assume people are just jealous because they never found a love so pure.

That said, Rachel Bilson is up on the same game, only she’s actually doing it with her real life grandfather and who are we to criticize. Sure the media, our western morals and scientific evidence say that it breeds retards and tells us that incest is wrong, but does that factor in her happiness from finding true love. I wanna know what love is and I want you to show me.

Posted in:Ass|Denim|Rachel Bilson

2008

07

Mar

Lindsay Lohan and Her Belly Button See Through of the Day

Here’s my new fetish because the internet has made me way too fuckin’ desensitized and it’s called Belly Button flashing. It’s kinda like when midriff tops made a comeback a decade ago, only more seductive since it’s not being made blatantly obvious. I feel like I’m in a Muslim country and I just got a glimpse skin on a girls leg where the socks and pants don’t meet and I am so hard because of my sexual repression that I am gong to go drive my car into a convenience store, because the browns even own convenience stores in their home countries, that’s how they got so good at it so they could take over here as their strategic entry point. So the next time you’re out buying a pack of smokes or a case of beer and a porn mag, realize that you are supporting terrorism and while you’re doing that, I am supporting Lohan’s decorative belly button see through moment.

Posted in:Belly Button|Lindsay Lohan|See Through

2008

07

Mar

Paris Hilton and Her Useless Cleavage of the Day

We all know that Paris Hilton contributes nothing to the world, not in the music or film world and not even in the porn world. The only reason her DVD did so well was because she was not the average porn star and it was a bitch we saw in the media being seen the way we wanted to see her and it wasn’t because we thought she was hot or important, it’s because we are just perverts and like seeing how bitches we see around fuck. It’s the same reason I have multiple restraining orders against me. I am not embarrassed to admit that I’ve climbed my fair share of fire escapes and trees in backyards and set up my fair share of hidden cameras in the bedrooms of girls I know who would never fuck me, just to see them in action out of curiosity, not out of some sick sexual perversion because it’s not like I was masturbating when I was doing it….but it turns out judges don’t really think that’s a valid defense.

Either way, here she is suckin’ at flaunting her cleavage, but I am posting it anyway, because tits are tits even when they are attached to a bitch we all can’t stand.

Posted in:cleavage|Paris Hilton|Tits|Useless

2008

07

Mar

Maria Kanellis at her Playboy Launch of the Day

Here is some broken down WWE chick, Maria Kanellis and she’s celebrating her big Playboy spread. I guess she looks so happy because it’s pretty much the height of her career and she’s hoping it leads to better jobs for her by getting noticed by the public, instead of just by her creepy WWE fans. I am pretty sure when she was a little broken down slut back in her high school, she had would lie in bed at night and dream about the day a magazine will pay her to pose naked for her, because she realized that all that getting naked for free was only giving her some unwanted pregnancies and a false sense of popularity because the dudes in her school liked that she put out.

The good news is that she can take a beating and that’s what we all need out of a future wife, or girl we cut out naked pictures of and staple to our couches pretending she’s our wife, because when that cut out turns you down when you ask for a blowjob, it’s got another thing coming…so she knows better for next time….

Posted in:cleavage|Maria Kanellis|Playboy|WWE

2008

07

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

My wife had some special event to go to for a friend from her old job’s retirement party or some shit and she was all fucking excited because it meant getting out of the house and having a wife time. My wife is a little delusional and thinks she has it going on when she takes some time on herself to get ready, because she normally is too fuckin’ lazy to put on make-up or do her hair or wear anything that doesn’t have an elastic waste band…she was trying to brag to me about how great she looks and how everyone will be in awe and want pictures. I tried to explain to her that they will just be in awe that someone that big is still alive, like they are witnessing some kind of medical miracle because no heart can handle the kind of shit she puts it through just trying to get off the fuckin’ couch.

She told me I put her down to make me feel better about myself and so that she feels undesirable and will never leave her….I tried to explain to her that I want her to leave me and the fact that I wake up to her everyday makes it impossible for me to feel better about myself. What makes me feel better about myself is that I had the night to myself with the hope she meets someone new. I am drunk and here are my links…

19 Year Old Dancing With the Stars Chick is Staying a Virgin Til Marriage But Probably Sucks a Mean Dick
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Here’s a Compilation of Kelly Brook in Hot Action
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Guess The Ugly Celebrity Baby
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How To Have Hot Webcam Sex…
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Sophie Monk Totally Naked in a Movie…Amazing
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Mary Kate Olsen’s Last Boyfriend Died of a Drug Overdose and her New Boyfriend Was in a Coma From a Drug Overdose for 3 Months…
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Telamundo’s newest star Monica Noguera Posing Sexy
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FOUND PORN
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Some College Girl on Girl Action
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The 27 Most Hilarious Album Covers of All Time
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Camilla Belle is Worth Fucking
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Some Hot Sexy Panties in Picture
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Some Club Slut in a Gold Bikini
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This Bitch has the Tightest Ass I’ve Ever Seen
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Asian Photographer’s Go for the Upskirt
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Fat and Lazy Katherine Heigl Eats While Her Husband Does All The Work
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Bruce Willis Likes Smoking Weed
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Rihanna and Chris Brown Getting It On
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A Bunch of Jamaican Chicks Beat up a Dude
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Rachel McAdams is Boring But Still Shows Off Her Legs
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Lucy Pinder in a Hot TV AD
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Some Topless Chick Rockin’ Out on Guitar With her Cat
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How To Use a Cock Ring….
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Obama has Some Ties to Terrorism
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Kate’s Playground in a Throwback but Fuckin’ Hot Video
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More Topless Pics of the IU Cheerleader
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Some Vagina Pastries are Cheaper and Taste Better than the Vagina You’re Getting
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Some Gossip Columnist Recreates the Lohan Pictures
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St Patrick’s Day Special….Celtic Cuties
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A Tribute to Jennifer Aniston’s Ass
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Jay Z and His Successful Jewish Banker Friend Bang Julia Stiles
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Tyra Banks in a Mini Skirt Showing Off her Mid Section
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Here is a College Facial
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Jenna Jameson’s Ass Flash on the Runway
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Big Breasted Japanese Model Gets Arrested
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How to Perform a Self Breast Exam
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A Granny in a Corset To Get You Excited
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Some Chicks Dirty Dancing and getting Naked
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Some Creepy Virgin Dude Talks About Being a Zoophile Weirdness
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Some Hot Chick Posing with an Exotic Car in her Underwear
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Some Flavor of Love Bitch Posing
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How To Live Out Your Sexual Fantasies
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Here is a Beefy Fucking Pussy
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Floppy Fuckin’ Photobucket Tits
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FROM THE FORUM:

Some Slut named Andrea
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Close Up Hidden Toilet Cam
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Young and Busty
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Tiffany
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Lifehacker PDF
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Vanessa Hudgens
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Pre-Release Gnarls Barkley
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Explosions in the Sky
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L7 – Bricks Are Heavy
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RJD2 – Since We Last Spoke
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Winslow – EP
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Dead Prez – M-1 Condidential
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Arctic Monkeys – Whatever People Say
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SEND YOUR DRUNKEN SPRING BREAK PICTURES HERE!
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This Will Help You Get Pussy
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Find Girls To Fuck Now.
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She Loves Monster Cocks…..Too Bad For You
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

06

Mar

The Weirdest Fetish of the Day

With the obesity problem on the rise and with a wife who is as big as a cow, Lohan gaining weight and girls like Kim Kardashian being loved by all. I find myself drawn to this fetish. It seems to be a solid preview of what’s comin’ our way.

Posted in:Cow|Milking|Weird Fetish

2008

06

Mar

Molly Shannon Upskirt on the View of the Day

If you are feeling really fucking desperate and horny or if you re really fucking drunk, then you will appreciate this video of Molly having a practically non existent upskirt, because I think it’s safe to say that is the only kind of male attention this bitch gets. She is one of the few girls dressed like a catholic school girl who made me feel sick to my stomach and now bust all over my stomach and her disgustingness continues as she ages. I guess the good news for her is that someone somewhere found her funny enough to give her a career because we know she didn’t suck dick to get to the top because no one would want to admit to letting her go down on them by giving them work, so her being the funny ugly girl strategy worked better for her than it did for me, even though I look better in a pair of panties.

Posted in:Molly Shannon|The View|Upskirt

2008

06

Mar

Kelly Rowland Admits to Having Implants of the Day

So we all knew those of us who still know who Kelly Rowland is also knew that she got a new set of tits recently and now she admits that she went from A cup to a B cup and that she’s been thinking about it since she was 17.

She also said that she got the bigger tits because she couldn’t fit into designer clothes and figured that designer clothes was all she had going for her, that she might as well do it proper. If she had that same determination in her singing career as she does in dressing up, then maybe she wouldn’t have been Beyonce’s back-up singer scraping up media attention the easiest way she can.

I guess it gives young girls a great role model to look up to, now 14 year old girls everywhere who haven’t developed tits yet can feel inadequate and hate themselves at a young age.Dreams of wearing designer clothes will be shattered because they don’t have tits. and even even when they get boobs, they won’t be happy with them because they’ve hated them for so long they can’t see how good they actually are.

I predict the future holds very few natural tits and I’d blame it on Kelly Rowland, but I guess the truth is that she really isn’t that relevant anymore and breast implants or not, kids don’t give a fuck about her and the only thing these breast implants have changed is her underwear drawer.

Posted in:Breast Implants|Kelly Rowland|Tits