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2008

14

Feb

Amy Smart has a Nipple Slip of the Day

Amy Smart is stupid.

Be my Valentine.

Thanks.

Posted in:Amy Smart|Nipple|Slip

2008

14

Feb

Kanye West’s New Video Flashing Lights of the Day

Here’s Kayne’s fourth single from his album called Flashing Lights. If you’re wondering why I am posting it, it’s pretty fucking simple. There’s a girl stripping out of a dress and into some pretty serious lingerie with some pretty serious tits and a pretty serious ass and she’s killing Kanye so he can be with his Mama or some shit cuz little baby misses his Mama…

I remember a time before the internet when the only thing on TV to jerk off to was the music videos, late night infomercials, Jennifer Aniston’s tits on friends because her nipples were always hard, Gymnastic competitions, Swimming competitions, Figure Skating Competitions, scrambled porn, late night movies that would show a little nipple sometimes, fashion shows, the news, Roseanne, Grace Under Fire because I like lesbians, reruns of Giligan’s Island, the Brady Bunch….I guess when you’re a pervert there’s no shortage of shit to jerk off to but what I am getting at is that this is a music video that would have come in handy in a different era, so enjoy.

Girl in the video, will you be my Valentine…just don’t kill me, too many people will miss me….mainly me.

Posted in:Flashing Lights|Hot Chick|Kanye West|Music Video

2008

14

Feb

Pam Anderson Leaving a Lingerie Shop in Paris of the Day

So today is Pamela Anderson’s big Valentine’s Day striptease performance at some legendary Parisian club and she is rumored to be going fully nude. Now one would think that this bitch is too old and washed up to be getting naked for anyone other than her Gyno and the random wanderers who have no where better to go, but it turns out that her tits are only about 15 years old and that’s not really counting the upgrades she’s had done to them. So in reality, watching her tits is on some next level pedophilia and that makes me uncomfortable. The good news is that the rest of her is falling apart and I wouldn’t be surprised if her Uterus flew out of her and landed in some french man’s soup. The good news is that french people love soup so that won’t ruin it for him. Like the time I dropped a slice of pizza I bought with my last dollar a few years ago that some asshole spat on because I slapped his girls ass in line waiting…no wait I used that dollar to try to trick a wasted hooker into giving me a blowjob by telling her it was a 100 and I found the pizza on the ground after the asshole beat up the guy in front of me thinking he grabbed his girlfriend’s ass…when it was really me. I guess I have no problem with people I don’t know taking the heat for me…but I do know that hooker I confused tasted a hell of a lot worse than my dirty pizza and I assume Pam Anderson is just somewhere in between.

Either way, good luck with your dance Pam, it may be your last chance to shine and when you’re done will your old lady hepatitis vagina and big ol’ trashy tits be my Valentine?

Posted in:Lingerie|Pam Anderson|Paris

2008

14

Feb

Kevin Federline on One Tree Hill of the Day

In case you didn’t realize, my images are still not working, so I am forced to post video. I figured that having a site that doesn’t fully work sucks, so I might as well throw up videos that suck. Here is K-Fed on the show One Tree Hill doing some acting while the girl he ruined is in the gutter somewhere . I have never seen the show and don’t expect to ever see the show, even if I owned a TV and it was the only thing on every channel and I was told that if I didn’t watch an hour of TV a day, I would die…because I’d rather be dead than be subject to this kind of teenage girl smut.

Watching K-Fed try to formulate a sentence he probably spent days trying to memorize in his thick redneck hip hop accent is funny, it is about as natural as his intentions to marry and knock up a popstar for a solid retirement plan, but I have a thing for bad acting, it reminds me that what I am watching isn’t real and I wish I could bad act my way through life but people would just look at me weird. I tried it once when ordering coffee and I pretended to forget my lines and the bitch working the cash had no patience for that and served the person in line behind me. This is a cruel world we live in and I’ve learned that first hand….

I just hope his performance in pretending to love Britney was a little more believable, but I guess it wouldn’t really matter if it was, she was probably too busy not showering and making him eat her rank vagina filled with his 3 day old super-potent sperm to notice….I guess we all believe things we convince ourselves to because we think they will make us happy….that’s why hindsight is 20/20.

K-Fed, will you teach me your masterful ways in financial planning and introduce me to some rich starlets who will be my Valentine after I trick them into marrying me and destroying them emotionally after they let me knock them up?

Posted in:Acting|Kevin Federline|One Tree Hill

2008

14

Feb

Elisha Cuthbert’s Got Some Cleavage of the Day

Elisha Cuthbert is from Montreal and has a sister. I met someone who knows her and I decided that it would be funny to do stalker videos of her doing everyday things without her knowing. A little Elisha Cuthbert’s sister drunk leaving a club or Elisha Cuthbert’s sister buying milk or Elisha Cuthbert’s sister on a date. The lead I had told me she’s some store manager so I thought shit was easy. I figured that because her sister is an unsuccessful actress in Hollywood, she has to work retail to pay the bills, but then I was told that she doesn’t actually work and is hard to stalk because she thinks she’s some kind of local celebrity because of her sister’s fame so the idea was put on the back burner until I get more info.

It turns out that Elisha Cuthbert still has some tits and here are some pictures of her showing them off. The last I heard she was a lesbian with Paris Hilton and her lesbian haircut pretty much proves that to be a fact. So do her lesbian boots that I suspect are steel toed and go amazing with her flannel she left at home.

Either way, since she fucks Paris, I guess that means she’s got herpes, what I call the gift that keeps on giving… Paris is a modern day Mother Theresa, or even Santa Claus. She just keeps on handing that shit out like everyday is Christmas or like shit grows on trees, which I guess technically it does, because last I heard Paris had a pet monkey living in her box, no wait that was just Nicole Richie and they were just experimenting.

Elisha Cuthbert, if I was a hockey playing lesbian, would you be my Valentine?

Here are some pictures of Paris’ Practice Pussy that is now Damaged Goods in the world of Lesbianism because she has a boyfriend who “knocked” her up, when I really think dude’s just a bitch on hormone therapy cuz no man would be such a cunt….Nicole Richie showing off her pregnancy tits.

Posted in:cleavage|Elisha Cuthbert|Tits

2008

13

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I am not sure if anyone realized or cares but the site was down for about 2 days and it is still not back to working normally but I was told that I could still post and should be back to normal by tomorrow. I don’t really know what the fuck happened or why the shit died on me but it did and I am trying to sort it out and rebuild things again.

This is my first stepLINKS in 3 days so there’s a lot of links. Click on them and hopefully things will be back tomorrow for Valentine’s Day because it’s the day of love…and that the single most important day of the year for me because I’m a sensitive guy and I had a date with this site because it’s my Valentine that I like more than I like my wife which isn’t saying much but it is saying something…and I’d hate to get stood up by this bitch.

Now click my links.

Jordan and Her New Small Tits are Boring
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This Bitch has some Amazing Fucking Thighs….
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Rick Ross Goes To Ireland for Some Sex
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Her Name is Natalie Hook and She’s Half Naked Showing Off Her Ass in this Video
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Some Insane Teen and Her Booty Dance Video
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Kim Kardashian’s Huge Ass in a White Dress
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Play This Valentines Day Game Because Nobody Loves You
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Here are Some Club Sluts Being Club Sluts
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Lily Allen Shoving a Fist in Her Mouth…I Guess If She Used This on Her Boyfriend She Wouldn’t Have Got Pregnant
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Get Yourself Up On These Bikini Model Pictures Because they are the No Name SI Girls…
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Check Out the Difference Make Up Makes for this Slut….Crazy….
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Amy Winehouse and Her New Tits aren’t That Boring
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While All the Other Models Are Getting SI Coverage – Gisele Was Seen on the Runway in Rio
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Her Name is Shayne Roberts and This is Her Lingerie Photoshoot
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Check Out The Tits Frankie Muniz is Fucking ….. Now You Can Hate Yourself a Little More than You Already Do
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Some Girl Pissing on the Street Gets Kicked in the Vagina By an Old Dude
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This Caption This Contest Made me Laugh
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OJ May Have Beat His Wife the Fuck Up
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Kate Hudson May Be Knocked the FUck Up
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Jessica Simpson At the Airport after a Hawaiian Sex Vacation
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Paris Hilton Neglects Her Pussy
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Jamie Lynn Spears Offered Some Dude Sex at a Party Saying She’s Pregnant and Can’t Get Pregnant Again…She’s My Dream Girl
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The Abortion Hotline is Pretty Fucking Funny
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Madonna in a See Through Shirt Showing Off Her Tits
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PETA Blames Dairy and Meat for Britney’s Mental Health Issues….Shut the Fuck Up Hippies…
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Break Dancing was the Wave of the Future in 1984 and made the News…in this Gayness
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Sex Tape Star Jessica Sierra Had an Abortion
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Check Out Celine Dion’s French White Trash Slut Pants
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Britney Spears Married that Paparazzi Motherfucker in Mexico
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Here’s a Drunken Dude and a Bike Because Drinking and Bikini is for People Who Have Lost their Licenses for getting a DUI
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Here’s a Gallery of Some Real Hot Girls
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Sarah Michelle Jessica Parker Gellar Looks Like Death at Some Event
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Some Rapper Named Jevenile Got Busted for Weed
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Lohan’s Got a Coat Tail Rider and He’s Trying to Get Her Back on the Drugs
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Heidi Montag Cried Because All The Mean Things You Assholes Said About Her Music Video
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Some Throwback Pictures of Fergie in a BIkini
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Some Funny Picture Involving A Topless Chick – Whip Cream and Some Loser
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Some Baltimore Cop Goes Up Against a Skateboarder like a Fucking Psycho…
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Some Behind the Scenes at the Westminister Dog Show With Some Weird Dog Freakshows….
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Funny How To Break Up With Your Girlfriend Instruction VIdeo….
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Some Chick Sent in this Video of Her Friend Massaging Her Tits
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Lingerie You Shouldn’t Buy Your Girl on Valentines Day..But You Should Jerk Off To
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The Ultimate Warrior Lashes Out on Ledger’s Death Because He’s Funny
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Izabel Goulart Pick Me Up
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Bar Refaeli Looks Pretty Hot at some SI Launch Party
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Petra Nemcova’s Valentine’s Day Lingerie Collection
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Some Throwback Pics of the Chick in Full House in a BIkini Top
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Black Devil Doll May Win an Oscar
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This Sorority Girl Got Caught On the Toilet After Getting Facial
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Her Name is Nikki Nova and She’s Stripping for You in this Video….
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Some Dude Declares War on Scientology
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Her Name is Nicki Minaj and She’s Some New Hip Hop Artist and This is Her Video WIth Little Wayne in Her Bikini
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Some Chick Named Shelly Martinez Does a Fetish Movie With Jewel De’Nyle and These are the Stills
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Some Librarian Lookin’ Chick Does Some Fetish Modeling
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Exclusive: Natalie Cole Hates On Amy Winehouse Even Though Natalie Cole is a Bigger Crackhead than Her….
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Some Nipple Slip on Italian TV that is Hotter Than When I Have Nipple Slips
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Her Name is Dani Woodward and This is Her Getting Naked
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Her Name is Monica Paige and She is 22 From Califronia and She Is Getting Naked
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Here’s a Lesbian Video For you To Practice You Lesbian Fuck
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Here is a Lesbian Threesome Video
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Tit
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Some Nature Channel SHit
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Some Girl Licking Her Tit
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Some vagina getting Fingered
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Some Vagina Being Spread
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Some Erotic Photography You May Jerk Off To
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Some Ass Licking Video on Photobucket!
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Get Some Porn…Because Valentine’s Day is Lonely…
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Use This To Increase Your Chance in Getting Sex…Because Girls are Easy on Valentine’s Day
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Go Here To Find Girls to Fuck Because They are Lonely and it is Valentine’s Day….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

13

Feb

Marisa Miller on Letterman of the Day

Marisa Miller was on Letterman to promote the SI Swimsuit Edition talking about when she found out she was on the cover, body painting and other really life changing stuff like being fully shaved. It’s not very exciting but since she’s a bigger deal now than she was a week ago. Someone told me that she had breast implants but she claims she’s never had surgery. Maybe that’s some kind of covering her ass situation but from lookin’ at her tits I am going to go with real. None of this really matters, what does matter is that they cut to her billboard. So watch it them legs in action….

Posted in:Lettermen|Marisa Miller|Sports Illustrated

2008

13

Feb

Miss LAX Bikini Competition Video of the Day

Gayer than Bicycle shorts DJ AM, the best Bar Mitzvah DJ who’s made it in the world of real DJs because the people who go to clubs like hearing the same songs they listened to on the radio over the last 20 years so that their drunken bottle buying selves can sing along and get ridiculous on the bar and tables by dancing a fool, owns a couple of clubs called LAX.

Gayer than Bicycle shorts DJ AM, the best Bar Mitzvah DJ in the world who has made a boat load of money taking his stupid muppet lookin’ head around the globe playing for 100,000 dollars a night, fucking hotter chicks than you and by fucking I mean sitting around and doing their hair and talking about how much he loves Madonna because she’s a real artist…..I guess that’s why Nicole Richie cheated on him with Steve-O and moved on to someone who is pretty fucking lame in his own right but still cooler than AM and let him knock her the fuck up, doesn’t like me. I’ve crossed paths with him a few times and he’s made a point of saying how much he hates me and I don’t like being hated when I consider myself a pretty stand-up guy.

Gayer than bicycle shorts DJ AM has been rude to my face and whined to people I know about me calling him Gayer than Bicycle shorts but here’s a video from his club showing everyday party sluts competing in a bikini contest. I assume it’s one of those overcompensation things to help his case in proving that he isn’t gay, cuz a gay guy would never own a club with bikini contests but would own a club with drag shows and gay sex in the bathroom. But would possibly play shitty fucking music he used to cry to when he was 350 pounds before getting his fat man stomach stapled like he was a bitch on Oprah who emotionally ate herself to that size because no one liked her.

Either way, I figured you’d like this video because if you’re anything like me, you aren’t allowed in these kinds of clubs because you think it’s cuz you’re too damn cool for it and that that shit is too lame for someone so cool, but reality is that it is because you look homeless and people don’t like homeless people, especially places with so many big breasted drunk girls in party dresses and in this case bikinis, because they are scared you’ll rape them. Clean up your act and join the party asshole.

Posted in:Bikini|LAX

2008

13

Feb

Marisa Miller is a Boxer of the Day

Here’s a video of Marisa Miller at her boxing club because I am guessing that is how she keeps fit. There’s something magical about seeing a girl exercise because my wife is a pig and just getting her off the couch is a work out for her fat ass and that’s more disgusting than it is hot.

There’s also something magical of seeing a girl who could kick my ass that looks like Marisa Miller because most girls who can kick my ass are scary fucking lesbians on a mission to rip off my penis and hold it up like some kind of very small and embarrassing victory for men with their very tiny trophy representing bringing evil men down.

What I really like is how Marisa Miller rocks that speed bag but that’s just because I haven’t had a good hand job since I was 14 and it looks like she could really bring it, when most girls who aren’t virgins are lazy and more inclined to just let you stick it in them because it’s less work on their arm and less self-less because if they’re letting in their junk their better be something in it for them, when a handjob is just about giving. The sports bra, despite hating what sports bras do to tits makes reliving that experience from years ago with budding breasts in a training bra more believable….Thanks supermodel for reminding me that my life sucks.

Posted in:Bikini|Boxer|Marisa Miller|Model

2008

13

Feb

Ivana Trump and Her Hot Body in a BIkini of the Day

Ivana Trump proves why divorce is amazing, because when Donald Trump married her she was a young hot communist Czech model. Look at her now. I guess that’s why Trump’s traded her in for newer, younger models and few times over. She’s old, thick and looks disgusting in a bikini and no one wants to wake up to that.

The good news is that she’s rich too and people are whores so she can rent someone to play her young boyfriend when they are out in public and I guess when they are behind closed doors and her floppy old lady menopausal vagina needs loving. If you look close enough at these pictures you can see dollar signs in this motherfucker’s eyes and bills pouring out of her speedo….but she’s rich and it’s a small price to pay to give an old lady some confidence and the feeling of still being wanted after looking in the mirror. It’s like buying a new hat or new car to impress her boring married friends.

I tried impressing someone once. I wanted to rent a car to impress a girl I met on the street and who agreed to go on a date with me. So I called all the rental car companies and they were all too pricey for me. A neighbor of mine saw me distraught about the whole thing because I really wanted to fuck this chick and I knew having a car was needed to make that happen because she was one of those high class girls and he offered me his car. I accepted.

I picked up the girl and within fifteen minutes we got pulled over for a burnt out tail light and the cops decided to do a quick search of the trunk because they realized it wasn’t my car and though that I was a criminal. My date was pretty surprised when they found a half naked chick bound and gagged in the trunk, but not as surprised as me. I tried explaining to the cops that it wasn’t my car and all that shit, but we both got arrested.

After a few hours of questioning they called in my neighbor and the girl in the trunk and it turned out that the girl was his girlfriend and that they were into some fucking kinky dominatrix sex games and this was just one of them.

Point of my story is that my date wasn’t impressed no matter how hard I tried and I think Ivana Trump’s time has come and gone and she should probably take up knitting and baking. Leave the bikini pics for her plastic surgery lovin’ daughter, because she’s got some tits on her that I wouldn’t mind feeding off of for a night.

Posted in:Bikini|Ivana Trump|old|Tits