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2007

20

Nov

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I think I burnt myself out this weekend or some shit. I was deathly ill and still managed to try to drink that shit away and have been hurting even more than I was last week. I woke up and was ready to fuckin’ hustle but then got tired and have slept since mid afternoon, missing all the good shit that make other sites better than mine. I guess it’s not that big of a deal since no one actually reads this site but I’ve been sleeping all day and I am going back to bed and have nothing that interesting to say…..not that I ever really do. This was an honest moment from me to you. I am glad we’re this close.


If you’re down with Eminem and Want to Hear His New Album You Gotta Go to the Forum and Follow the Instructions
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Now Here are the rest of my links:

The New Paris Hilton Sex Scene That I Think I’ve Already Seen….
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Watch Sophie Anderton, The UK Model Doing Coke and Hookin’ For 15,000 Dollars a Night VIdeos…Don’t Miss This….
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These Habana Girls Make Up the Most Eco-Friendly Calendar, But Who Cares About the Environment…When The Habana Girls are Posing…
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Pam Anderson’s Got a Mutant Nipple
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Some Chick Named As Leoas Doing a Sexy Photoshoot Video
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Heidi Klum Shows Off Her Ass Crack Last Week and I am Slow At Delivering
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Some Girl Meets Some Hypnotist’s Orgasm Gun
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Hayden Panettiere Hangs With Toys For All You Virgin Action Figure Collectors
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What Celebrities Would Look Like If They Got Plastic Surgery
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Julia Roberts Hates Handicapped People
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Mya is Wonderwoman
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What Christina Aguilera Looks Like Without Makeup
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Madonna’s Spanish Kid is Hairy as Fuck.
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Joanna Krupa Lookin’ Polish and Hot
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Owen Wilson’s Girlfriend’s Ass on the Beach
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Ashley Olsen Dressed Like a Hookin’ Clown
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Amy Winehouse Does Blow on Stage
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Some Hot Chick Named Jenny Naked
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Some Chick Named Heidi Sandino’s Cleavage
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The New James Blunt Video Because You’re Into that, Homo….
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Sandee Westgate is Some Pornstar in a BIkini Reviewing a Movie
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Funny Fags Have a Fight on the Freeway and One of them Tries To Throw Himself in Front of Traffic Because He’s a Queen
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Study Proves that Blondes Make Men Dumb
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The Hot Chick Who Was Kicked Off of Southwest Airlines Does Playboy and All her Slut Dreams Come True
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Some Drunk Squirrel Video
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The Shittiest Justice/Spankrock/ Mos Def Remix of D.A.N.C.E Ever
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Hilary Duff Rockin’ Big Cleavage for FHM UK – December 2007
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Behind the Scenes at a Porn Shoot with Taylor Rain
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Some Chick Taking Pics of Herself Lookin’ Hot and Topless
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Teen Girls Doing a 3-Way Kiss
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Kimmy Stewart’s Got a Lesbian Haircut
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Some Chick Playing the Drums in her Bra
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Some Funny Wife-Hating Czech Beer Commercial
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Watch This Nude Magician Taking The Hankercheif Trick and Turning Shit Menstrual
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This 16 Year Old Has an Unborn Twin Stuck Inside Him…I Wonder If He Gets To Bring It Home WIth Him
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Lohan’s Dad and Future Stepmother Do Good on Thanksgiving
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Conservative Fox News Shows A Lot of Porn on Their Conservative Right Winged Broadcast
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Some Crazed Man Jumps On Teen Video
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Some Amputee Erotica For You
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Every Girl Seems to be a Lesbian These Days. Gay is Trendy. Here’s Some Lesbian Dildo Video for my Lesbian Readers
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Jenny McCarthy on the Beach in a Bikini Throwback Pics
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Some Britney Spears Driving Like a Crazy Person Video
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Some Christina Aguilera Huge Pregnancy Tits
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Some Girl Bored While Getting Slammed
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Don’t Cum Yet
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Use This Spray to Get Laid
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From Photobucket:

Some Dude’s Dirty Album of Girls He’ll never Bang
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This is Probably the Most Disgusting Photobucket I’ve Ever Looked At While Eating
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Some Hot Chick Naked and Posing
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Say it Loud, You’re Black and in Your Underwear on the Internet….
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Some Girl Posing in Her Underwear and Panyhose
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Naked and Peeing in the Woods
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Some Black and White Nudity on Photobucket
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From the Forum

Download Some Felix Da Housecat
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Download Some Fleetwood Mac – Greatest Hits
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Drunk Japanese Girl Shits Her Pants
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Women’s Jail – Hidden Shower Cam
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Some Awesome Cumshot Collection
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2007

19

Nov

I am – Nicole Richie is Hiding from Us of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Nicole Richie hiding from the cameras because she’s finally realized that she’s ugly, or maybe the fact that she let some gay dude who fucks his twin brother because they feel like it’s not gay but masturbation since they are pretty much the same person and because it helps them create the shittiest music out there, impregnate her and now it’s too late to abort the fucker has finally set in…

The truth is that I would totally Good Charlotte this whore, because Good Charlotte are a bunch of faggots and fags like anal sex and i never turn down a girl when she asks for anal, especially when pregnant because I have issues with fucking 2 people at once, especially when one of those people is only a 5 month old fetus.

I’m hot like fire today.


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Nicole Richie Pregnant Bikini
DJ AM is Gayer than Bicycle Shorts

Posted in:Hiding|Nicole Richie|Pregnant|Unsorted

2007

19

Nov

I am – Hilary Duff’s Ass in Demin of the Day

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I have decided that today I am a fan of Hilary Duff. Not because she’s hot, but because she’s not fat and broken down like my wife and that shit is refreshing to me.

It’s kinda funny what happens to a man when you’ve been with someone who makes you sick to your stomach for about 5 years, and that is that the girls I once found hideous are slowly getting more and more attractive.

It’s like when I was in High School and I wouldn’t fuck the decent looking chick because she had one eyebrow and took too much work to convince to take my dick and my albino neighbor was easy and all about my dick because dude’s were usually scared shitless of her red eyes…but the point is that as an older dude, I find myself lookin’ at average lookin’ 18 year olds who I would have never fucked when I was 18, but now bring dirty thoughts in mind, because the fact that they are 18 outweighs the fact that they looks like they belong on a farm.

So Hilary and her horse face may not be the most amazing thing to look at, but I wouldn’t mind riding her down the beach and into the sunset like on a club med commercial but that’s just because late at night, I like to pretend I’m a cowboy and I feel like she’d be able to contribute to that fantasy by playing both the whore in the Saloon and the Horse I rode in on, she really is a triple threat.


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Hilary Duff Riding Her Bike With Her Good Charlotte Before He Left Her and Knocked Up Nicole Richie
Hilary Duff Bikini Pictures
Hilary Duff’s Eating Ice Cream Erotically
Hilary Duff is Wet and Acting

Posted in:Ass|Denim|Hilary Duff|Jeans|Unsorted

2007

19

Nov

I am – Naomi Campbell’s Ass in Panties at Some 80s Party of the Day

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I am all about washed up models wearing stupid costumes to 80s parties with other washed up models only because shit reminds me of every hipster party I’ve ever been too, where motherfuckers rape thrift shops and American Apparel only to act like everyday is Halloween. The difference is that Naomi Campbell is rich and doesn’t have to hide her cocaine from her other hipster friends for fear that they are going to want a bump that will bite into her stash that she won’t be able to replenish until her dad wires her the weekly stipend he has set up for her to go to University, because she’s a rich kid.

I am also all about the fact that bitch is insane and insane girls get me excited, except for this insane girl I once banged who was emotionally unstable. I used a condom even though I am anti condom because I didn’t know what gutter she crawled out of, but she smelled like it wasn’t a very clean one and half way into it, she was begging me to take off the condom and cum inside her because she wanted to feel what it’s like to have my baby….

That scared me enough to finish up fast and run to the bathroom to flush the condom because I didn’t want her to turn it inside out and try to knock herself up. In retrospect, I should have let her have my baby, she would have made a decent mother and has been the only woman to ever ask me to get her pregnant on the first date.

Bonus – Some Slag Named Jenny Frost I’ve Never Heard of at the Same Party

Another Bonus – Kate Moss and her Boyfriend at the Party


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Kate Moss Topless

Posted in:80s|Ass|Naomi Campbell|Panties|Pantyhose|Unsorted

2007

19

Nov

I am – Hayden Panettiere’s Upskirt Pictures of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Hayden Panettiere showing off a pair of yellow underwear as she gets out of a car. I always loved the concept of yellow underwear, not because it’s hot, but it’s practical and the same reason a girl on her period should wear red period pants. It’s called preventative measures…like quitting smoking because you know shit will give you cancer.

I am not posting these because I think Hayden is hot, I can only assume that no one thinks she’s hot, except for a bunch of gay dudes who run the media, because she reminds them of their first experimental blowjob when they were 16 with the awkard lookin’ exchange student from Russia who had no friends and were lookin’ for acceptance.

The reality is that I am posting these because I know you are into fetish shit….and Hayden Panettiere reminds me of the caricatures people get done of themselves at the carnival so much that when Hayden gets her caricature done, the picture comes back lookin’ like a normal person. I guess seeing her underwear is one step closer to seeing whether her vagina has the looks like a bobble-head toy too.

I am just waking up, and the last thing I want to be doing is writing this site. I hate you.


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Hayden Panettiere Saves Dolphins in a Bikini
Hayden Panettiere Pumps Gas
Hayden Pantettiere’s Body Scares Me

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Panties|Unsorted|Upskirt

2007

19

Nov

I am – Gemma Atkinson’s Hairy Stomach in a Bikini of the Day

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So it turns out that when I go out, it’s pretty much the live-action version of this website. I get off on disturbing the peace and shit disturbing. I am not entirely sure the shit I say and do because I am fucking wasted and don’t really keep tabs on it, because I am too busy trying to stand but I do know that at some after party I was at last night, I was asked to leave, and by asked I mean the bouncer grabbed me and escorted me out.

At the time I didn’t realize what I had done to deserve that abuse, and just thought they were racist, and put up a fight but it turns out that I was chasing a girl around the party trying to snap pictures of her, she ended up poking me in the eye and I decided to threaten to beat her up, not because I was actually mad or because I would have gone through with it, I am pretty weak and usually get hurt by girls if it ever leads to a throw down, I just do it to wrestle them and have a legitimate excuse to grab their tits. I just thought it was funny and did it for dramatic effect. I’m poetic like that.

Speaking of dramatic effect, Gemma Atkinson’s got a treasure trail like a dude…It’s kinda confusing me because the contrast of her big tits and her hairy stomach is making me feel like I just walked into the changing room at a drag show, which hasn’t happened yet, but after seeing these pictures, should.


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Older Gemma Atkinson in a Bikini
A Different Set of Gemma Atkinson in a Bikini
Gemma Atkinson in Lingerie

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2007

19

Nov

I am – The American Music Awards Arrivals of the Day

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I didn’t watch the American Music Awards because they are a waste of fucking time, even though every acceptance speech is about how shit changes lives, but unfortunately my life wasn’t one of those lives changed today, because I don’t own a TV, but if I did, I’d be living the fuckin’ dream and I am pretty sure I’d be watching scrambled porn, not because I like porn, but because distorted blue and green sex scenes excite me more than Dick Clark’s bullshit award show.

I tried getting someone in LA to crash red carpet for this event for stepTV, but I have no real pull, I couldn’t get press access and security’s a bitch, not to mention the dude I know in LA doesn’t have a camera and can barely speak english, but it still would have been better coverage than the actually award show, but that’s just like comparing a hot girl to some fat one night stand you once brought home when drunk because she was willing and you are an opportunist who doesn’t turn down a girl when she offers you creampie, unfortunately when you got back to her place, you realized that by creampie bitch actually meant a cream pie and you sat there eating whip cream and watching reruns of Seinfeld, because that’s all that was on at 4 am, until you sobered up and had to peace the fuck out because you realized that her elastic waistband on her sweat pants wasn’t something that could really get you off and for the record stepTV is that fat chick because it’s lower quality but makes for a better fuckin’ story.

I am recovering from binge drinking like a sorority girl during Homecoming week, and I don’t remember all that much of the last two nights, but I do know I laughed a lot so if you’re lucky I’ll bring some of that to you here, it happens sometimes, just not in this post.

Here are the arrival pictures from the AMAs.

Beyonce’s Got Some Insane Cleavage Going On….I Guess Someone’s Been Eating Her Fried Chicken

Alicia Keys Did Some Choreographed Dance Routine I Didn’t Understand

Amanda Bynes Got Some Fucking Legs

Ashley Tisdale is Hot Right Now, Like a Busted Old Pick-Up Truck In Your Front Lawn on a Hot Summer’s Day…

Avril Lavigne Dressed Like an Academy Award, If Academy Awards Had Stupid Hair

Some Carrie Underwood Wearing Curtains

Jennie Garth Dancing With Her Old Face…Which She Thinks is a Star…But Really Isn’t

Rihanna in Some Halloween Costume Shit Still Lookin’ Hot…

Vanessa Hudgens Because We’ve All Seen Her Naked and I Like to Show Love To Bitches Who Get Naked….

Fergie because Her Body is Too Good to be a Man

Nicole Scherzinger Because Her Dress Reminds Me of This Retarded Kids Art Project But Less Attractive….

Kellie Pickler Because We Like to Support Her Fake Tits

Miley Cyrus Because She’s Jailbait and has the Coolest Fuckin’ Father to Ever Grace the Radio With His Fucking Annoying Song….


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Live Bloggin the 2006 VMAs
Live Bloggin’ the Academy Awards
Some Emmy Award Coverage

Posted in:Alicia Keys|Amanda Bynes|American Music Awards|Ashley Tisdale|Avril Lavigne|Beyonce|Fergie|Rihanna|Unsorted|Vanessa Hudgens

2007

16

Nov

I am – Fergie Sex Tape of the Day

I am calling fake on this one. There are so many tight bodied party sluts with haggard faces. Half of the strippers in this city look like Fergie and dress like her too. I am not sure what came first the Fergie or the Fergie outfit, because I wouldn’t be surprised if these bitches sat around analyzing her videos and copying her game because she’s an idol of theirs, like one of their own who actually made it in the world and doesn’t have to do 10 dollar lap dances anymore to pay for her cocaine and that’s inspiring to whores everywhere.

Either way, watch the video


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Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Previews
Paris Hilton Exposed Pictures

Posted in:Fergie|Masturbating|Sex Tape|Unsorted

2007

16

Nov

I am – Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert Party Together of the Day

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I can’t figure out what’s worse, partying with Paris Hilton or partying with Paris Hilton and taking a backseat to her when the paparazzi hits, because they have more interest in her than you, when you’re the one who is supposed to be a movie star and she’s just a tranny lookin’ rich kid with a sex tape. It’s gotta be one of those desperate times callin’ for desperate measures in Elisha Cuthbert’s career but at least she’s wearing a Jewish Outfit of the Day because Jews always succeed and this projection shit may work…..I’ll admit, I didn’t really spend all that much time thinking about this important issue and Ididn’t spend all that much time writing this post. I’m sick, it happens, Fuck You.


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Elisha Cuthbert is a Jewish Retiree
Elisha Cuthbert’s Sweater Tits
Paris Hilton’s Abortion Stain
Paris Hilton Does stepTV

Posted in:Elisha Cuthbert|Paris Hilton|Party|Unsorted

2007

16

Nov

I am – Amanda Bynes’ Legs of the Day

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I met a doctor at a coffee shop the other day and he told me that 74% of the population contracts HPV at some point in their life and the chances of me not having HPV are pretty much non existent, without even taking my sexual history into consideration, shit’s just a numbers game. If he knew the shit I’ve stuck my dick inside over the years, he’d probably be telling me all the other shit that I could have, but since I didn’t know the guy, I didn’t bother go into it with him.

He also said that it’s really not a big deal for dudes, and that unless you have a major genital wart outbreak, you probably don’t know you have it, and girls are the ones who have to worry because a small percentage get vagina cancer and the cure to vagina cancer is taking out their lady parts making them incapable of having kids then he threw up his hand for a high five, I guess thinking that not being able to knock up a bitch is awesome.

That said, Amanda Bynes probably has HPV and if she doesn’t I know a pretty easy way to make those dreams come true. Come on baby, join the masses, you know no one wants to be the freak slotted into the 26% minority filled with virgins…Getting busy means getting trendy.


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Amanda Bynes Has Big Ol’ Nipples
Amanda Bynes Does the Zellwgger Face
Amanda Bynes was 21

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