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2007

17

Oct

I am – Kat Von D’s Hairless Vagina Side Shot of the Day

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Today is an exciting day, because I found out that I have a reader and that reader comes to the site everyday and thinks that the site is worthy of being a daily read. I am pretty surprised that anyone who comes to this site actually knows how to read, I was convinced that everyone coming in was either . Either way, he sent in a side shot of Kat Von D’s tattooed pussy. You can’t really seen anything incriminating, like her dick but it’s a good enough view for you to jerk off to if you have a thing for inked up bitches.

I don’t know why but I find tattoos lame. I think they were cool on rockstars and bikers back in the day, but then frat boys who liked rockstars and bikers and action sports started getting full sleeves and now all these emo kids are getting full body shit done and I find the shit obnoxious, trying to be different when really being the same. So I am a lot more into a nice non-tattooed girl with some nice soft skin than some rough and beat up lookin’ slut from the gutter, but the funniest thing about the whole thing though is that the girl who looks like she’s from the gutter, usually has a lot more class than the pretty little non-tattooed girl who needs constant reaffirmation that she’s pretty by taking dick. Not your dick. But dick.

Either way, here’s that Miami Ink bitch Kat Von D’s side shot of her snatch because she’s hot and you’d like to tattoo her with your cum. Sick-o.

Here’s the Youtube Video:of Her Getting Her Done:

Posted in:Kat Von D|Pussy|Tattoo|Unsorted

2007

17

Oct

I am – Kat Von D's Hairless Vagina Side Shot of the Day

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Today is an exciting day, because I found out that I have a reader and that reader comes to the site everyday and thinks that the site is worthy of being a daily read. I am pretty surprised that anyone who comes to this site actually knows how to read, I was convinced that everyone coming in was either . Either way, he sent in a side shot of Kat Von D’s tattooed pussy. You can’t really seen anything incriminating, like her dick but it’s a good enough view for you to jerk off to if you have a thing for inked up bitches.

I don’t know why but I find tattoos lame. I think they were cool on rockstars and bikers back in the day, but then frat boys who liked rockstars and bikers and action sports started getting full sleeves and now all these emo kids are getting full body shit done and I find the shit obnoxious, trying to be different when really being the same. So I am a lot more into a nice non-tattooed girl with some nice soft skin than some rough and beat up lookin’ slut from the gutter, but the funniest thing about the whole thing though is that the girl who looks like she’s from the gutter, usually has a lot more class than the pretty little non-tattooed girl who needs constant reaffirmation that she’s pretty by taking dick. Not your dick. But dick.

Either way, here’s that Miami Ink bitch Kat Von D’s side shot of her snatch because she’s hot and you’d like to tattoo her with your cum. Sick-o.

Here’s the Youtube Video:of Her Getting Her Done:

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2007

17

Oct

I am – Hilary Duff on Set of Greta of the Day

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I originally planned on posting these pictures because they show off how hard Hilary Duff’s working life is, you know having to run around like an asshole and crawl on the ground after wrestling a bitch for her bag like she was a 10 year old kid in the park fighting over a chocolate bar, which is probably where this fat ass got her inspiration from, because her ugly sister used to emotionally eat all the chocolate in the house when they were growing up and before developing an eating disorder, because food heals a broken soul who is jealous of her sister’s success….and Hilary sometimes just wanted a Milky Way baby.

But then I checked my email and the paparazzi are after me for the last set of Hilary Duff I posted, so I decided to let them know that I am like Gangster like T.I. and don’t give a fuck cuz I found this shit on a message board.

Hilary Duff Nipples and Stupid Tights of the Day

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I am offended that they didn’t open up with this email with some greeting. I replied telling them I have no money and can’t pay them and would like them to pay me for the damages all their harassment is causing me emotionally. Either way, here are the Hilary Duff getting paid to play in some Oscar worthy performance that will be overlooked because the movie’s going straight to fucking video and if it’s not, it should. Cuddles.


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2007

17

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So I was telling some girl that I was a virgin on the computer the other day and she didn’t believe me. I told her if she ever saw me, then she’d have an easier time believing, this shit is not a magic trick or anything. But I also know that virginity is a myth and that girls are throwing their pussies around like they never have before and people are starting to fuck at a young age because they were raised by their TVs and the internet and use sluts and porn as their role models, while their self-centered parents were out earning a living to buy them the slutty clothes they think are fashionable because they make their tits bust out of their shirts or they asses hang out of their skirts, and they assume that fucking is what will make them famous like Lohan or Paris or get them respect from the dudes they hang with, who have been jerking off to porn since they’ve been ten and know more about fucking than Britney Spears. Now I am not an expert, but slutty girls never get respect, but I still love them just the same and I don’t care if they are into getting naked on camera or easy to get in my mouth, as long as they are willing to do it for me. The real comedy in all this is that this whole slut movement’s taking over the world, but you’re still not getting laid. At least you’ve got my links to click on. They won’t get your dick wet, but they will distract you from how lame you are. Cuddles.

Some Hot Fantasia Barrino Bikini Pictures
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Kim Kardashian’s Playboy Pictures
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Some Bloody Mary Optical Illusion cuz Halloween is Coming and the Sluts are Prepping Their Vaginas for It….
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Jenna Jameson on the Catwalk Modeling for Heatherette, Lookin’ Like Death
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A whole lot of White Girls Crankin’ Dat for Soulja Boy and I love White Girls Dancing in Shorts….
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The World’s Worst Plastic Surgery
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Classic Naked Angelina Jolie Sex Scene
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Scarlett Johannson and her Whore Cleavage or You To Remember The Last Time You Ever Saw Tits Even Though They Looked Nothing Like This…
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Some Loser Beatboxes The Three’s Company Theme Song Cuz He’s Hip Hop
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Brad Pitt Was a Strippin’ Frat Boy in College…I Hate Frat Boys.
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The MoneyMaker Has Shaken…And It Is Good
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How To Carve a Pumpkin Because Halloween is Coming and the Sluts are Prepping Their Vaginas
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Lohan’s Back in LA and is Being Good – I Can’t Wait for the Relapse – Because That’s When I Will Move to LA and Make Her My Wife….
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Steve-O Naked for PETA – Like He’ll Be Able To Influence Anyone To Not Wear Fur….
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Victoria Beckham’s Got some Hard Nipples
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Watch Britney Spears Get Booked After Turning Herself In…All The Cool Kids Are Getting Arrested…You Should Too
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Some Hayden Panettiere is Lookin’ Alright in a White Dress….
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Kid Rock is Banging Paris Hilton…Nice Incestuous Life of a Celebrity. You Think They’d Be Able to Get Some New Blood Into the Fucking Mix….
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Heidi and Spencer Eating Tacos…But Not The Kind of Tacos I Like Eating…Get It? That Was a Vagina Reference!!
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Some Catfight Video
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Carolina “Pampita” Ardohain in Some Spanish Magazine Lookin’ Classy
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Some Horny Dog Ruins This Girls Dance Routine
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Cameron Diaz Showing Off Her Rack That I Didn’t Know She Had
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Kate Walsh is the Cougar of the Day
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Some Chick Named Giulia Siegal in a See-Through Top
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Some Lauren Conrad and Audrina Partridge in Some Lingerie
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Britney’s Friend Talks About Why Britney Doesn’t Wear Panties
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Some Hot Webcam Chick in Action
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Laughing at this Video Will Send You To Hell…Oh Well…I am Sure Worse Things Could Happen, Because This is Next Level Funny
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Some Psycho Neighbor Goes Nuts on Her Lawnmower
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A Whole Lot of Stacy Keibler Half Naked Pics Cuz She’s Hot
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Hottest Brazilan Wife You’ll Ever See
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Some Hot Lesbian French Kiss on Holland TV
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Dudes Dancing on the Subway Car
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The Biggest Joke of the Day is that Ricky Martin Got a Star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame….
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The Gayest Fucking Chocolate Bar Commercial Ever
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Some Artist Uses Celebrities In Compromising Positions for her Work…I Want to Use Lohan in Compromising Positions for My Work.
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Kate Hudson’s Got a See Through Shirt On And I Don’t Care Because She’s Ugly
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Lucy Pinder Naked in Some Magazine
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Some Talkdown Interview with Radiohead
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Some Chick Named Lucy from LSG Posing Naked in this Video o a Photoshoot
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Some Asshole Kid Slams His Mother to the Floor
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Some University of Texas Chick Being Naked and Slutty and Lesbionic
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Amber Tamblyn is Jeanne Tripplehorn’s Illegitimate Child…WHAT?!! This is Huge Considering I’ve Never Heard of Any of Them
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Vote on the Hottest Tennis Asses
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I Love Rihanna, Download Her CD from the stepFORUM
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Download the Hives CD Leak – It’s Supposed to be Hard to Find…
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Some Dude in the Hot Tub With A Lot of Japanese Girls
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People Fucking in Shallow Water
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This will get sluts around you horny
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Pleasureville’s Got 56 Videos Featuring Some Slut Slutting Out
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2007

16

Oct

I am – What the Fuck is Bai Ling Wearing of the Day

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I always thought Bai Ling was a clown. She pretty much has no career other than attending events to expose her massive nipples and maybe being in Playboy and a few shitty movies, but now I am happy to see her going back to what she was always destined to be while wearing the stupidest outfit I have probably ever seen. I was wondering whether she showed up to the event in a Volkswagen Bug with 15 of her clown friends and stepped out juggling and doing cartwheels, I guess I will never know since I don’t get invited to all the high profile shit she gets invited to like Jaime Pressly’s Spring/Summer 2008 J’aime Collection…right…

I remember I worked as a clown for about a week. It was one of those things that happens when you have no money and want to get fucked up and decide to randomly apply for jobs to see what comes from it. They expected me to attend events at the mall and birthday parties and other low quality events people hire shitty clowns to attend. I only made it out to one job after the week of training on how to make animals out of balloons in some warehouse, they had an open bar set up and I naturally assumed that those were the benefits of the job since they weren’t offering health insurance and were only paying 10 dollars an hour. I ended up wasted within 20 minutes, grabbing the kids mom’s ass within 30 minutes and throwing up on a kid within the hour. I was fired and never got paid because of damages, but it made for a good sunday afternoon. It is the day of Jesus after all.


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Posted in:Bai Ling|Clown|Outfit|Uncategorized|Unsorted|Weird

2007

16

Oct

I am – Jessica Simpson Loves Her Dog and I Love Her Tits of the Day

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I used to hang out at the Airport hoping to find girls who were coming into town for the weekend. I figured it would be the best way to beat all the other locals to their vaginas because you know a group of girls in town for a weekend is going to end up with all of them having sex with at least one person each and being there to greet them was key to my success because I never had much game. I’d see them walking out and I’d run up to them pretending they were a long lost friend who I was there to meet and who I hadn’t seen in a long time. They were always pretty receptive until I’d ask them to get into my van.

In those days girls at airports were never this put together. They would be in workout gear or sweatpants and look tired and unshowered. You know practically in their pajamas, but not the good kind of pajamas, so it’s nice seeing Jessica Simpson lookin’ good at the airport. It’s also nice to see her carrying her dog around like he’s her best friend, because he probably is the only person she lets eat her used tampons or lick her dirty underwear. Dogs have it made and celebrity dogs really have it made, I always wanted to live the life of a dog and I pretty much do. I sit in the house all day and enjoy shitting on sidewalks.

Here are those pics,


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2007

16

Oct

I am – Kelly Carlson’s Big Tits of the Day

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I had no idea who Kelly Carlson is which isn’t saying anything bad about her, I just don’t really know who anyone is and have no real business running this kind of site, but it’s really doesn’t take much running, it’s more like I throw up all over my keyboard and it magically appears for you to read.

It tuns out she is from Nip/Tuck and that she’s 30. Now I know a lot of 30 year olds, or have known a lot of 30 year olds and there is no fucking way that she is 30, she looks like a mom of two at a soccer game with big fat tits and a yoga body that makes all the other husbands hate their fat wives more than they already do, but on the positive side, gives them something to jerk off to and makes them organize as many pool parties as they can during the summer so it’s actually really good for the neighborhood.

I met a 45 year old woman looking for weed the other day. She came up to me because I guess I look like some kind of hood rat who would know people who know where to get weed. I got to talking to her, even though she looked older than my scrotum, and my scrotum looks pretty fucking old and no I am not going to show you because that would be massively gay and I can’t believe you thought of that, fag.

Either way, I was drunk and thought I was a rockstar who attracts all the old slags my way because they always had a homeless man fantasy and tonight was the night to live it out, but reality was she was married and visiting the city and needed weed because she has a back problem, like ever elderly chick and weed numbs the pain and allows her to take her husbands cock the right way so that she can actually cum from sex.

I was really glad that she felt the need to introduce me to her geriatric sex life and problems, because I don’t have enough of my own problems to deal with like not being able to getting it up, or having a wife that reminds me of a magic bouncy castle little kids go crazy for at the park….I am not a sex therapist but probably should be and by diagnosis is that this older lookin 30 year old has some great fuckin’ tits and that’s why I am posting these pics.


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2007

16

Oct

I am – Kelly Carlson's Big Tits of the Day

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I had no idea who Kelly Carlson is which isn’t saying anything bad about her, I just don’t really know who anyone is and have no real business running this kind of site, but it’s really doesn’t take much running, it’s more like I throw up all over my keyboard and it magically appears for you to read.

It tuns out she is from Nip/Tuck and that she’s 30. Now I know a lot of 30 year olds, or have known a lot of 30 year olds and there is no fucking way that she is 30, she looks like a mom of two at a soccer game with big fat tits and a yoga body that makes all the other husbands hate their fat wives more than they already do, but on the positive side, gives them something to jerk off to and makes them organize as many pool parties as they can during the summer so it’s actually really good for the neighborhood.

I met a 45 year old woman looking for weed the other day. She came up to me because I guess I look like some kind of hood rat who would know people who know where to get weed. I got to talking to her, even though she looked older than my scrotum, and my scrotum looks pretty fucking old and no I am not going to show you because that would be massively gay and I can’t believe you thought of that, fag.

Either way, I was drunk and thought I was a rockstar who attracts all the old slags my way because they always had a homeless man fantasy and tonight was the night to live it out, but reality was she was married and visiting the city and needed weed because she has a back problem, like ever elderly chick and weed numbs the pain and allows her to take her husbands cock the right way so that she can actually cum from sex.

I was really glad that she felt the need to introduce me to her geriatric sex life and problems, because I don’t have enough of my own problems to deal with like not being able to getting it up, or having a wife that reminds me of a magic bouncy castle little kids go crazy for at the park….I am not a sex therapist but probably should be and by diagnosis is that this older lookin 30 year old has some great fuckin’ tits and that’s why I am posting these pics.


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2007

16

Oct

I am – Megan Fox Lookin’ Hot in a Red Dress of the Day

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Here is Megan Fox at some fashion show yesterday looking pretty fucking good in red even though she’s protecting her vagina from being exposed like some kind of old lady who doesn’t want the world to see her dried up box. She’s not a real slut and that’s a turn off. The fact that she has the lamest boyfriend in the fucking world also makes me want to hate her and her awkward and randomly placed tattoos that remind me of my toilet after my wife is done with it…you know all splattered with shit and smelling of death also make me sick, but she’s got something going on and you freakshows should print her pictures up and jerk off on them because you know she deserves it.

I like that she’s wearing a period colored dress, even if it doesn’t make as much sense as period pants, because if she was to leak out of her tampon, shit would be dripping down her motherfuckin’ leg….The thing that I hate about girls on their period is that shit is false advertising. If they leave their house on the rag there’s no way they are going to let you fuck them on a one night stand because they are all self conscious about the mess it makes. So shit is false advertising for us guys buying them drinks, not that I would ever buy anyone a drink, I am more of a more for me kind of asshole.

I was talking to a dude today who told me that he has a period fetish and wants to start a period fetish site for dudes like him who only like fucking their girls on the rag. He wanted to call it “Don’t Clean This Bloody Mess” or “Bleed on Me When You’re Not Strong” or some shit that was even more crafty then that, but I forget because I am drunk right now, but I think that’s the grossest idea. I am all for taking what I can get and have no issue banging on the rag, but that’s the kind of shit I try not to relive in video, I was also more into taking a shower as soon as I fucking could, even though I am not the cleanest guy out there, and flip the mattress over, because I don’t do sheets and don’t like sleeping on what looks like a murder scene.

Either way, here is Megan Fox, who probably let’s David from 90210 bang her on the rag, but let’s just hope she doesn’t let him give her career advice, because that would be like letting a blind person cut your hair, or a one legged hooker give you a footjob, or letting a retarded kid write your site for you when you are too drunk and in the mood to exploit the handicap because he probably does a better job than I do. Let’s just say, I’m not a hard act to follow.


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Posted in:Hot|Megan Fox|Red Dress|Unsorted|Upskirt

2007

16

Oct

I am – Megan Fox Lookin' Hot in a Red Dress of the Day

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Here is Megan Fox at some fashion show yesterday looking pretty fucking good in red even though she’s protecting her vagina from being exposed like some kind of old lady who doesn’t want the world to see her dried up box. She’s not a real slut and that’s a turn off. The fact that she has the lamest boyfriend in the fucking world also makes me want to hate her and her awkward and randomly placed tattoos that remind me of my toilet after my wife is done with it…you know all splattered with shit and smelling of death also make me sick, but she’s got something going on and you freakshows should print her pictures up and jerk off on them because you know she deserves it.

I like that she’s wearing a period colored dress, even if it doesn’t make as much sense as period pants, because if she was to leak out of her tampon, shit would be dripping down her motherfuckin’ leg….The thing that I hate about girls on their period is that shit is false advertising. If they leave their house on the rag there’s no way they are going to let you fuck them on a one night stand because they are all self conscious about the mess it makes. So shit is false advertising for us guys buying them drinks, not that I would ever buy anyone a drink, I am more of a more for me kind of asshole.

I was talking to a dude today who told me that he has a period fetish and wants to start a period fetish site for dudes like him who only like fucking their girls on the rag. He wanted to call it “Don’t Clean This Bloody Mess” or “Bleed on Me When You’re Not Strong” or some shit that was even more crafty then that, but I forget because I am drunk right now, but I think that’s the grossest idea. I am all for taking what I can get and have no issue banging on the rag, but that’s the kind of shit I try not to relive in video, I was also more into taking a shower as soon as I fucking could, even though I am not the cleanest guy out there, and flip the mattress over, because I don’t do sheets and don’t like sleeping on what looks like a murder scene.

Either way, here is Megan Fox, who probably let’s David from 90210 bang her on the rag, but let’s just hope she doesn’t let him give her career advice, because that would be like letting a blind person cut your hair, or a one legged hooker give you a footjob, or letting a retarded kid write your site for you when you are too drunk and in the mood to exploit the handicap because he probably does a better job than I do. Let’s just say, I’m not a hard act to follow.


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